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Author has written 4 stories for Gilmore Girls. hey my name is Isabelle and i am obsessed with Matt Czuchry and Alexis Bledel, and Gilmore girls; in that order. My favorite pairs for Gilmore girls are: Rory & Logan- i was very up set when Rory rejected his proposal. Lorelai & Luke- he should have let Lorelai socialize and get to know April Lorelai & Max- i personally think that she REALLY COULD have loved him i deleted 'We've got some magic to do' TEMPORARY! i just need a little more time with it SORRY!! You Know You love Gilmore Girls When... 1. You know the 2 types of special 2. You see Chad Micheal Murrey you yell 'Tristan!' 3. 'Oy with the poodles already' is you catch phrase 4. You hate the Huntzbergers (except logan :) and Honor ) 5. Jess and Taylor are boy's names 6. You know what Literati, Sophie, JavaJunkie, and balconybuddie mean 7. You want Obama to drop out of the election so Rory can come home 8. You know what 'urine mints' are 9. You still watch the reruns on ABC Family 10. You post this on your profile because its sooo true! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this to your profile. If you have tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this to your profile. If you ever just felt like running somewhere, copy this to your profile. If you ever started to read a chapter of fan fiction, got side tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy this to your profile. If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fan fiction, copy this to your profile. If you are a proud stalker and obsessed love struck girl of Logan Huntzburger, copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with GILMORE GIRLS and its not even funny anymore, copy this to your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and want to become one, copy this to your profile. If you think Logan Huntzburger is HOT, copy this to your profile. If you know someone that should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have become obsessed with something, and now people are scared of you, copy this to your profile. (Especially Gilmore girls for me!) If you cried when Edward left Bella in NEW MOON, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's character Edward, copy this to your profile. If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (Doesn't mean that his name has to be Edward), copy this to your profile. If you are waiting for the next book in the TWILIGHT series, copy this to your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile Fake friends and real friends Fake friends borrow your stuff and then give it back Fake friends will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong Fake friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing Fake friends have never seen you cry FAKE friends borrow your umbrella Fake friends will just scrol past this i want a guy who i can run up to with my hair in a mess and in ratty clothes and tells me i'm beautiful it's ironic for the first part of our lives our parents teach us to walk and talk One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask directions. i have the kinda friends that if my house was on fire they would be roasting marshmallows and hitting on the firemen i dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without the motives being questioned i'm the kinda girl who stops people in the hallway and yells don't worry about the people in your past theres a reason my friends are the knda peole who will spend hours it's ironic that the word bullshit has the same amount of letters as I'm the author of my own life yesterday is history homework kills trees friends are like bras last night i laid awake looking at the ceiling and i wandered sarcasm; my anti drug.
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i don't really give f about' notebook. yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.! i speak fluent sarcasm. are you stoned yea I'm one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls. bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isn't with us anymore. Edward Cullen: the 107 year old virgin. Twilight is like crack, only better.! fall down again Bella? I got bit by Edward an i liked it. twilight; the reason girl across the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampires. Twilight addict. whenever i get happy or calm all of a sudden i look around for jasper. Team Edward cause Jacob doesn't sparkle. dearest Edward, dammit why aren't you real.! i have trouble admitting Edward Cullen is a fictional character. do that again and ill give you a paper-cut in front of Jasper. you haven't read twilight.! you fail at life.! Guy's point of view This is very cute! And even written by a guy! You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99 of girls don't From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' On the other hand I'm not sayin' i wouldn't like it ether. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and Give the nice guys a chance Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, guys: no grabbing! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! If you haven't stopped.Seriously stop! Guys re-post this if you agree. Girls re-post this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the you know you a 21st century enthusiasts when 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Funny isn't it! Forever isn't as long as it use to be. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEAT-PIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... i have the type of friends that when a well known song comes on in a movie we all burst out singing The Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Rory: Do I ever cross your mind? Logan: No Rory: Do you like me? Logan: No Rory: Do you want me? Logan: No Rory: Would you cry if I left? Logan: No Rory: Would you live for me? Logan: No Rory: Would you do anything for me? Logan: No Rory: Choose--me or your life Logan: My life Rory runs away in shock and pain and Logan runs after her and says... "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life...Now!" 92 of American teenagers would hold their breaths if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was un-cool to breathe (copy this to your profile if you would've of been in the 8 laughing your asses off) if you've ever had an heated debate about vampires and weather they can be vegetarians copy this to your profile if you've ever gotten locked in a bathroom in a public place copy this to your profile If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste what is below, and what you are put in bold... I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Copy and Paste it and bold everything that applies to you. STOP STEREOTYPING!! IT HURTS. -Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, devilsgrl, random jiberish, Favorite Ginger Kid Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8 Dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. Girls I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Daddy's Poem: Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow, Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home, Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say, What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone, And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all, About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class, To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare, Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their. "Where's her daddy at?" She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom, And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak, And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away, But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know, All about my daddy, and how he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike, He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone, And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart, I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest, Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears, Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life, Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star, And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year, When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away," And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise, A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside, Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side. "I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out, And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt. Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed, But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose. And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star, And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them Worst Pickup Lines ever! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Things that bother me!! When teacher ask people do they want a penalty sheet there was only one person in the history of the world to ask for one and that child is odd When people ask why your shouting but when you lower your voice ask you to speak up Stupidity Obsessive Lads it's only cute on girls My sister and her friends!! German on a monday morning i can barely speak English at that stage My history teacher not being able to vote, drive or have a proper opionion about anything being asked for a suggestion and then being told that thats stupid people who say they like music and when you ask thenm who their favourite band is they say dance Music!! people who apparentely love reading but when you show them a classic novel they say thats no good Bullies Obnoxious peole when my mum talks to the dog while theres people in the house The Fictional Awards the best teenager know best award goes to: the most cryptic line award goes to: the best proclaimation of love goes to: the best trying to get your attention speech goes to: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? You're intoxocated by my very presence Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth I've got A.D.H.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. You call me a Bitch well a Bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise And ran to save the two dead boys. And if you don't believe it's true, Go ask the blind man, he saw it too. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL Forever isn't as long as it use to be. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. -BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS -BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool! - There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - - What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'I need tampons!' - "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. - You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - if you don't ask no one can say no - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - He who laughs last didn't get it. - When there's a will, I want to be in it. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. - If trying fails cover up all evidence that you tried 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Normal Guy vs Edward Cullen A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!” Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.” Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!” A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. If you die, a normal guy would find another. As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!” As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast. While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the hot waitress. A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.” A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. A normal guy does it with everyone. A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates. A normal guy would constantly kiss you on the lips. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed). I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P ) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on. If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't giant sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you". What Do you Want it to be? Chapter two Lorelai Hayden's Violet Eyes: http://www.icompact.com/gallery/data/506/VioletEye.jpg | |||||||||
1. What do you want it to be? » reviewsPoker night in S5; Logan/Tristan; It will be Rogan; Follows some of show; AU-ish Rory; Rory was in prep-schools for all of Jr. & high school; Balcony-buddy; Chris set record of 26 diff prep schools 9-12; Rory broke it at 34 schools 7-12... more insideGilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 9-29-09 - Logan H. & Tristan D.2. The world's Diary reviewsThis is Rory's Diary that she wrote in after she took a trip with Logan, Collin and Finn around the world. I wrote it for my English class, so its pretty weird, there was so much more that i wanted to add, but couldn't, whats w/ everybody reviewing cute?Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-09 - Rory G. - Complete3. Help! I'm looking for a specific story! » reviewsHey, every one I'm looking for a story, but I'm not sure what it's called!Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 9-15-09 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete4. A Night To Remember reviewsLogan has a girlfriend, Whitney. Logan really likes Rory, but is convinced its just a crush and that it will pass. It's Friday and the pub does karaoke. What happens when Rory express all of her feelings through songs. Rated T for language and paranoia.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-7-09 - Logan H. & Rory G.
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