HEY THERE!!

Wow that sounded creepy...Anywho, HI! I'm SilverWolfStar. I'll tell ya why i choose that name...I like the colour silver...I love wolves...and i love stars...Ain't it cool!! Lol, sorry, I'll tell you a lil bit bout myself yeah?

Just call me B, if ya really want. I really don't wanna give out my full name! I'm 15 and i live in England. Ya know, the place where the queen does nothing, and the crappy prime minister?? Yeah, there. I'm pretty friendly, so chat away!! I'm random...very... And sarcastic. I just can't help it!! I can be overdramatic, and that's why i need my lovable friends to keep me calm!! Yeah, my friends are awesome! Lol!!

LIKES~~~~ Drawing, WRITING, reading, computer...ing(?), watching tv, listening to music, being with my friends, and generally being me!! Oh and NARUTOOOOOO!! Awesome anime!! I like animals, fruit and chocolate!! My cats (the furry purry twins!!) and my family.

HATES~~~~~ Rain. Which sucks cause England has the worst weather of all time!! Backstabbers, liars, bullies (yeah, i've had a bad time at school!! :P) and i hate people who are up themselves, thinking they are all that...that sucks man!! OOH, and Sakura!! It's not a hate thing, it's a dislike thing though!! I hate stereotypers...If you want to be labeled fine, but f you don't wanna be labelled, but label other people becuase of the way they look remember this... PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE, PEOPLE!! (wow, how many times can you say people in one sentence?!)

I know has four pets!! My ninjafurrypurries (one ginger, 'nother brown tabby), Philius (penguhorse)and of course, Squirt (pengugesaus)... yeah, I'm random, deal, because you will be seeing LOOOOTS of my randomness!! XP
I have very random brain waves in very random places... English lesson, drinking tea, on teh roof and, of course, rolling down a hill... I then have to write them down!!

I love reviews, cause they make me happy... End of, bye bye XP Anywho, read on, my darlings, and you will see, TEH AWESOMESAUCENESS THAT IS MEEEE X3

MY STORIES!!

Konoha Runaways Return

WEAK WITH STRONG HEARTS

Valentine's Day

Naruto Christmas Special

Naruto Characters, Uncovered

DATE ~~~ 28 November 2010 ~~~~~~ [dead] I am so sorry. Seriously, I have not had any energy/time. coursework and exam stress are finally catching me up, and family shit is going down. I hate myself for not updating/writing, but I promise I will have the stories updated at LEAST before 2011. Have a good christmas though, guys! :)

DATE ~~~ 07 August 2010 ~~~~~ Right, I've had a pretty shit time lately. This is me catching back up with my stories; I'm still typing up the remaining chapters of WWSH, which, by the way, has 120 reviews! Damn, I hit 100+!!! (Shocked) and my Naruto Characters, Uncovered has gone pretty well... I like writing mini-drabbles for it, it keeps my imagination going.
I decided to get back into watching/reading Naruto Shippuden (I did finish it at the time, but as I said, shit happened.) and I've just realised how much I love Suigetsu, and how un-annoying Karin actually is. Me going through naruto Shippuden again has kind of gave my writing a kick in the ass and said "OI! People are still reading and waiting for you to update idiot!" and here I am, rewriting chapters, editing it to make it better and yeah... Expect WWSH to be finished around my birthday (February 2011!) so... Yeah. LOVES YOU!!!! (Lovehearts muchly)

DATE ~~~ 7th February 2010 ~~~~ Hey, so Yeah... Um, I've got lots of reviews for WWSH!! :D I'm really happy with that story, and mid-way through writing, I had a major writers block, and had to give up but shhhhhhh... Anywho, about five or so Plot Bunnies hopped along, and I wrote one of them, Naruto Characters, Uncovered, and published it, yet I'm deciding on my other four... i'm definetly doing one of them, so stay tuned, yeah!! :D I love you reviewers, favouriters and alerters!! XP

DATE ~~~ 15th January 2010 ~~~~ Okai, I'm trying to update, I think Konoha Runaways Return will have to be put on hold, since all my attention will be on WWSH... I'm thinking of continuing Valentine's Day as a Valentine's special thingy, so... Meh... I'm so happy with WWSH I have over 50 reviewers ~~~ 76 to be exact (is happy-sauce) ~~~~ So, YAY! =.=

DATE ~~ 1st November 2009 Sunday ~~~~ I HAS A NEW LAPTOP!! (celebrate dance thing) And my stories are all going strong, thanks to all teh reviewers and such, I LOVE YOU X3

DATE ~~ 7th SEPTEMBER 2009 MONDAY ~~~~ OH NOES :( MY TOP ROW OF LETTERS ON MY KEYBOARD ISN'T WORKING!! I NEEEEEED A NEW LAPTOP TO START WRITIING, SO ALL STORIES ARE BEING POST-PONED! BUT DOOOOO OF COURSE SEND ME REQUESTS, AND I'LL TAKE A NOTE OF THEM!! .

DATE ~~ 15th AUGUST 2009 SATURDAY ~~~~ I'M BAAAACCCCCKKKK!! And whilst on holiday, i missed writing stuff, so around the pool, i planned some new stories!! YAYNESS!! AnyWHOOOO I need to finish off Konoha Runaways Return chapter four!!

DATE ~~ 27th JULY 2009 MONDAY ~~~~ I'm off on holiday on Thursday, so i won't be able to complete Chapter four of Konoha Runaways Return!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! I'M SOOO SORRY!! :( But i've started a new story as well, called Weak with Strong Hearts... DON'T STEAL WHILST I'M AWAY!! >:( LOLZ, and that might be up when i get back, after two weeks so yeah. Konoha Runaways Return will have chapter four up asap, and Weak with Strong Hearts may have chaps 1 and 2 up for you guys, so look forward to that :D

FAV ANIME!! NARUTO!! I don't really watch anything else, but i heard from a friend Death Note is brill, and so is Higarashi...summin like that!! XP XD

Opinions on Naruto Characters ~ Please don't get offended!!! DX

Girls

Hinata ~~~~ She's amazing. I can't put in words how much I like her, but she is my favourite. I love writing her; Badass or non-badass!! XP
TenTen ~~~~ I do like her eyes... Odd... and her weapons. Sharp things rule, ohkai!! (Apart from when they cut me D8)
Ino ~~~~ Some people don't like her... Hey, she realised Sasuke doesn't actually love her, and moved on. Why is that such a bad thing? And she's AWESOME!!!!
Karin ~~~~ I've realised how un-annoying she is, and pretty much adore her now. I love her personality swap, it amuses me to no end! ;P
Anko ~~~~ No one can beat this woman. Seriously, I'd love to have her as a sensei... X3 Her hair is is the picture of epic-ness though.
Kurenai ~~~~ I cried for her... When Asuma died... The cried with her when she cried... and her eyes are amazing. And I like her genjutsus! 83
Tsunade ~~~ Love this woman. So sad... I cried too at Jiraiya dying! ;_; I also think she's an amazing character, that deserves love! XD
Tayuya ~~~~ Don't hear much about her since she died pretty early on... But she was awesome while her screen time was on, and I adore her hair... Odd, right?
Hana ~~~~ I love any Inuzuka, but she woudl be AWESOME as a sister. Kiba's so lucky... 83
Tsume ~~~~ Helluva woman. She rocks, with the whole wild look thing. Win.
Shizune ~~~~ I don't quite know what to think about Shizune... When they were attempting to seal the Gobi, she was pretty epic... Otherwise she tends to be nagging Tsunade about drink...
Temari ~~~~ Her character confuzzles meh... I like her, but I dislike her... I also like her hair and fan (What is it with me and hair?!) but I think she's too bossy for her own good... If that makes sense?
Sakura ~~~~ This girl annoys me to no end. Urgh. But I like her in stories when she's paired with Lee or Naruto. Sasuke doesn't love her, let's face it - HE TRIED TO KILL HER!!!!!!! :O - and she always hits Naruto which annoys me A LOT... The one guy that actually gives a damn about her, and she constantly kills the brain cells in his head. Dude. WTFF?! (What the flying fuck... I like it! XP) OH! And she called Tobi "Another Freak" meaning she thinks all of Akatsuki are "Freaks." ... Dude.
All though, in most fanfics, she's pretty awesome, so I will read them if she's awesome and nice in it, especially if it involves Lee and Naruto pairings! X3 (With her =.=#)

Boys

Kiba ~~~~ Such an awesome character - When he tried to attack Tobi, and Sakura shouted at him for being reckless? I was like "STFU! At least he's trying to protect the ones he loves! Even if he did fail..." - and I love Inuzukas anyways. Plus, Akamaru is GAWJUS!!! 83
Shikamaru ~~~~ OMJ, I would marry this character if I could!!!!!!!!! I friggin' love his shadow manipulation, and his hair, and his eyes, and his peircing, and his attitude... And his geniusness... (sigh)
SUIGETSU!! ~~~~ Oh mahn, did I forget how much I loved this guy?! I think I did. He's so... Happeh... And I think he deserves Zabuza's sword. Plus, he managed to not get dressed within the first five/ten minutes of his screen time... Immediate win in my book! ;P
Sasuke ~~~~ Poor guy... Has so much to deal with (And stupid Sakura) But I think he's awesome. I do quite like his hair... Even if he does wear an ass-bow. =.=#
Lee ~~~~ I love this guy - for being a side character, I just love him. Especially when he's paired with Sakura :B I think it's the legwarmers that get me...
Sai ~~~~ I'd love to make my drawings come to life - especially as they're mostly Naruto characters! - and I think Sai is brilliant. An amazing replacement for Sasu-chan! XD
Neji ~~~~ My HawtIceCube-Hyuuga. (sigh) I think Neji is a great character, and the change he has made is amazing. All kishi needs to do now, is put in a bit of NejiTen to make the fans happy, and my favourite Neji-HawtIceCube-Hyuuga will be complete!! ;P
Chouji ~~~~ How much do you want to hug this guy? OMJ, he's like a friggin' teddy beyar! (That's how I say and spell bear. Dun ask.) But I definetley prefer him after Shippuden.
Naruto ~~~~ OMJ, I left the main character over several side-characters?! Heh, Naru-chan is awesome, that's why he's the main character. I love how he always bonds with different people on a mission, and they always have to thank him, or think of him as a big brother or something... I think Naruto deserves to be the main character! ;P
Kakashi ~~~~ The best. He's so cool, I love his excuses! (squeal) And some of the fics I've read about him are awesome too... That has nothing to do with Kakashi-character, per say, but I LOVE KAKASHI-SENSEI! X3
Kotetsu and Izumo ~~~~ These guys get no love. Or at least, not enough love. Kotetsu was incredibly cute when he had honey/sugar or whatever it is... I suspect they are smexing up Shizune in Tsunade's office though! ;P
Iruka ~~~~ The sweetest sensei/character, me thinks. I love his name - the meaning - and his hair is awesome, just like Shika-kun!!! ;3
Asuma ~~~~ OMJ, WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?! (lulz, spoiler alert...) I thought he was so... big and muscular and... win. Basically win. All over win.
Ibiki ~~~~ Not enough love for him either. Love Ibiki. He's awesome. XD
Genma ~~~~ Heeheeeeeeee, he makes senbon look hoooooooooooooooooooot!!!! I want to... (blushes) I shan't tell ya that! ;P
Jiraiya ~~~~ I LOVE THE PERVY-SAGE!!!! He makes toads look cool! ;) And his hair is eeeepiiiiiic. I cried when he was deaded... Especially with Tsunade and their past... (sob)
Maito Gai ~~~~ (le gasp) How did I leave out the youthful Gai?! OMJ, FORGIVE ME, GAI-SENSEI! (bows) I'm so sorry! One-Hundred laps for me! YOSH! {Does my random rambling tell you anything about what I think of the amazing Gai? No? Screw you then... =.=#}
Shino ~~~~ I'unno... He kinda freaks me out, but he is purdy cool, for a ninja, I suupose! (DUDE, ALL NINJAS ARE COOL!!!! =.=#)
Juugo ~~~~ AWAH! ... Yesh, that's about it. AWAH! He's so... sweet. Not as sweet as Iruka, but sweet enough... That puppy was cute! X3
Kabuto ~~~~ Dislike. He's so... arrogant. Urgh. But he's awesome for a villain, so he wins in that category. Oh and I also love him for the chapter when he revived five of the dying members (Heh, late spoiler alert! ;D)
Kimmimaro ~~~~ I can't spell his name, but I think he's one of the best sound ninja ever, and he just had to die, didn't he?! URGH! DX
Orochimaru ~~~~ Heh, win. Although his real form kinda... freaked me out a bit. I was like "ARGH! WTH IS THAT?!" but he's awesome... Long tongue... X3
Gaara ~~~~ OMJ, I forgot the Kazekage (facepalm) Yeeysh. It's Gaara. He's awesomeness. Face it. I so want a kanji tattoo - just not on my forehead! =.=# - but if I could, I would so get Gaara's... I love his eyes, but drawing him... He's so damn hard to shade! CURSES GAARA! DXDD
Kankurou ~~~~ I LOVE HIM!!!!! Kanky is mah kitty ninja. My friends say he looks like batman... =.=# I'm like "Nooo... Puppeteer Kitty Kat! DX" But I think his war-paint (there is a special word for it =.=#) is amazing. He looks hot! XD

Akatsuki

Hidan ~~~~ Despite my wanting to marry Shikamaru - Lulz! - I love Hidan. And I hate Hidan for killing Asuma, and I yelled when Shika killed Hidan. Hidan is just so... Sexy! I mean, walking around shirtless all the time is an immediate win in my book - check Suigetsu again! ;P - and I want his scythe. And pendant. Hell, I want him! ;D
Deidara ~~~~ Mah Deiiiii-chaaaaaaan! I'd love to have his hand-mouths. And his hair is so purdy! And he's brilliant for taking on Sasuke, so sad when he died - although his "boom" looked like Patrick off of Spongebob Squarepants =.=# XD - but I loved him! X3 Yay for Kabuto for reviving him (Oops, 'nother late spoiler alert thing! :P)
Itachi ~~~~ ... (bawls) It's so saaaaaad! The poor 'Tachi-chan! I can't believe he was doing everything for Sasuke, and then he died!!!! (sobs) and it was so sweet in a weird way, when he poked Sasuke's head and then died! (coughs) But I think his genjutsu was always awesome. He was the greatest! ;P
Sasori ~~~~ I have a thing for puppeteers, me thinks. I love Kankurou, and I love Sasori. Was he revived? I can't remember... I bloody hope so!He had only just been introduced, then Sakura had to go and bloody kill him... Grrrrrr...
Kisame ~~~~ He's maaaaaaah Sushi-chaaaaaaaaaan! And I loved Gai's reaction "The real me is a... BUG?!" Lulz, Kisame is a shark, silly sensei! ;P Naw, I luuuurve Kisame and Samehada. Samehada is so pretty! X3
Pein ~~~~ I love his peircings! Reminds me of a guy I saw... In a peircing shop =.=# But, he had a tattoo, and I could just make out a person and black and red! It could've been Pein on his arm!!! :O So going back there to see the Pein look-a-like! XD
Konan ~~~~ I waaaaant heeeeeer origami techniques!!!!!! And she's awesomely easy to draw too! ;P And generally, I think she's very cool to stay with the Akatsuki! XD
Zetsu ~~~~ Is epic win. I love the conversations he has with himself. I think the black side is slightly more brillliant than the white side though... and I love the flytrap around their head!!! ;D
Kakuzu ~~~~ I admit to crying a bit when he died. It was so saaaaaaaaad!!!! Kakuzu is a kinda ... lonely character; He only interacts with Hidan and the members of Akatsuki, and, of course his money. But no one will really watch his back (possibly Hidan) and I think Kakuzu deserves hugs. XD
Tobi / Madara ~~~~ WIN! I love Tobi's ... amusing factor...? It's right to me... I loved when he was attempting to stop the Konoha nins from getting to Sasuke, and hung upside down on the branch with... I think it was "Collared Lizard no Jutsu!" or something. I lulz-ed. A lot! XD And Madara is slightly wacky, but awesome. I think he manipulates Sasuke and Itachi, but is a pretty cool character! ;D

Well, hope ya had fun reading! ;D I tried to write all of them, but if I forgot someone it's not cause I did it on purpose! And please, respect my opinions... PM me for an arguement, because that'll be what you get if you insult my own opinion...
Ohkai, lovehearts for you for reading all of this!!! XD I bet you won't read all the way down to the end... ;P

Pairings I loooooooove! X3

I'm all for crack pairing, I just adore them!!

I'm planning on doing lots of Naruto stuff, cause, it's like so awesome!! HELLZ YEAH (punches air)! woop woop!! Heheh...yeah...okay...ANYWHO, I may do a Twilight story, simply because i'm in love with Jacob Black XP!!

I may do OC's in stories, if one character doesn't have a partner and i want them too. If you want to be said person, please tell me, and i can work you into the story!! I love reviews, but please be honest, but not too harsh!! Lol, and i will ask you reviewers to vote on certain things, cause i have brilliant ideas for a story...Yeah, another High School Naruto story, but totally awesome!! Anywho, not sounding to conceited, lol, umm, the characters may get a bit OOC...Not my fault, but maybe, just maybe!!

I'm also thinking that i has to add... AKATSUKI FREAKING RULES!! Seriously, i love Akatsuki, even if they are supposed to be evil XP Who can't like any of them?! Yeah... Okays!! :P

Well, that's all i can think of for now, but PEACE OUT DUDES AND DUDETTES!! (does silly peace sign and sticks out tongue) LOLZ!!

Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much! Parrot/Chicken/Duck hair butt XP)

Itachi- Weasel (I already knew thaaaaaaaaaaat... he's mah Weasel-kun! (nods sincerly))

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative...)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really? Lulz, Sushi-chan is a big softie really :3)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why? Sasori, how I adore thee... Damn you Sakura and your sill uncreative name!!)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away? HIS TEETH... O_O)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch. XP)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (...right... How interesting-ness...)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No shit, Sherlock. That explains... SO MUCH!)

Pein- Pain (WOOOOOOW... Never would of guessed (sarcasm... Please get it XD))

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer boy (Well, NEVER!! (if you do not note teh sarcasm, you are officially dubbed a sillyshortbread))

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword??)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)

Neji- Screw (... Lulz... Innuendo... Pervy braing in process, brb X3)

Kakashi- Scarecrow (... OH!! Wolfie-chan gets it now!! XP)

To my all time favourite pairing... I copied and pasted it, feel free to do so! If you don't at least like this pairing, I shall salmon slap chu~! ... ... READ IT!! ... Why are you still reading this? ... STOPPIT! ... READ THE DAMN POEM! ... NOW! (holds salmon)

To people with sense, they'll all know
That KibaHina is the only way to go.
This couple is by far the best
It obviously beats all the rest.

I love it so because they're so sweet.
So whenever I see them its my version of a treat.
Others have chocolate, I have this pairing.
It's just a way to show that I'm still caring.

Kiba's got looks, attitude too.
He's part of the notorious Team 8 crew.
With Akamaru he battles, throught day or night.
Don't expect him to give up on a fight.

Hinata's so shy, but determined at heart.
I could write a book of her, but not knowing where to start.
She's gentle with her fists but knows how to hit.
After a battle with her you'll most likely feel sht

If kishi doesn't include this amazing pair.
I'll get quite mad and say it's NOT FAIR!
If Kishi decides Hinata and Naruto must be...
I'll get super mad and you just wait and see...

I shouldn't complain cuz for now they are one.
I shall now end the way I begun.
To people with sense, they'll all know
That KibaHina is the only way to go.

COPY AND PASTE AREA!! AWESOME!!

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Kiba

2. Shikamaru

3. Hinata

4. Deidara

5. Hidan

6. TenTen

7. Gaara

8. Kotetsu

9. Temari

10. Iruka

11. Kakashi

12. Kurenai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (TenTen/Kakashi) No. But i'm sure there are some. I might just go check it out...Sounds funny!! XP

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Deidara...WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING THIS QUESTION?? FUCK YES!! Damn, Deidara makes the sun in a desert look ice cold!! XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I'd be scared...Kurenai getting Kotetsu pregnant...I think Kishimoto may have been stoned or drunk when he thought that up. Also Asuma would be scarred...He loves Kurenai goddammit!! XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? About Temari? Yeah...Title has gone, but they are written by Sand-Jounin-Temari, who is an awesome writer!! They all have to do with Shikamaru/Temari!!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Shikamaru and TenTen...Interesting...Lazy boy and Weapon girl...Probably, i now officially like that pairing!! XP

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Hidan/Temari or Hidan/Iruka...Hidan/Temari. It's just awesome, the two of them argueing (starts ranting about Hidan and Temari pairings) Anywho, yeah that pairing rocks!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Gaara walked in on Shikamaru and Kurenai having sex...Tell Asuma XP Hell, he'd probably just blink at them and walk back out!! Gaara is not very emotional, but he's too kawaii !! (hugs a passing Gaara) XD XP

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Hinata and Iruka... Her father disapproves of most of the men she loves. When her old sensei stumbles across her crying form, will her father approve? And more importantly, will their relationship change...to lovers? (How was that? Crap, i know!! XP)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Kiba and Kotetsu...Probably, if you dig real deep!! But i haven't read any...And now i do, even if Kiba or Kotetsu are gay (Glomps the two as the walk past) XD XP

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Gaara and Kurenai... Sand drys the Tears..? Kurenai and Gaara... Sensei knows best...? Any good?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Deidara to...de-flower...Kiba...HOLY CRAP!! Maybe he is actually a girl (Deidara--HEY!!UN!!) DEIDEI!! (glomps him) but the plot... Deidara had his eye on a certain dog lover, who himself was in need of some love...They hooked up and got FRISKY!! XD XP!!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? NOT that i know of...Hinata het...no, not that i can recall!!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? OOH OOH i draw Kakashi!! I think someone else does, and some people write bout him, but otherwise...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Shikamaru/Deidara/Hidan...Hot dayum that would make a good story!! BUt no...not until now!! XP

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? What might Iruka scream... erm... Does he scream? He shouts at Naruto XP but never screams...I dunno :((

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? A songfic for Kotetsu... Probably Real World by the All-American Rejects...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kiba/TenTen/Kurenai... WARNING ~~~~ Threesome, cheating and toyboys involved in teh story...and a hell of a lot of swearing XD (Hidan's rubbed off on me!!)

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? For Iruka to use on Shikamaru... HEY, we both have ponytails...I wonder if we'd have the same hair after sex...Wanna try it out? (wriggles eyebrows) LOL!!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Kakashi describe Shikamaru and Kotetsu's relationship... Well...Shikamaru is obviously the boss of the relationship, but i don't pay much attention, it's not as good as my pervy book!! XP XD

20) How emo is Seven? Gaara...I dunno...It depends which way you look at it...There is no music, he's just unemotional, which i know emo's are not...they are actually quite friendly and funny XD But i personally don't think he is!!

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? Kiba and Deidara fighting over Shikamaru, ay? erm... Why are they fighting over him? I NEED MORE INFO :(( If it's romantic, then
"Why the hell does he want to be with you anyways?! One of your members killed his sensei!" KIBA
"Oh, well done dipshit, you made my poor Shika-kun upset!" DEIDARA
"NO! MY SHIKA-KUN!!" KIBA
"GRR YOU DOGBOY!"
"WOMAN!"
"PUPPY!"
"BLONDIE!"
"Geez, this is toublesome... I wonder what Sakura is doing?" Shikamaru wanders away from his two fighting fanboys to see his favourite pink haired medic/ninja.
LOLZ, that was fun to write!! Hehe, the images in my head helped!! XP XD

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? If TenTen cross dressed...hmmm...might be difficult...but i could see her really scene kinda style...I think...Like, a brightly coloured top with a awesome image on the front, like a sheep going GRR or some kinda awesome shit like that... In green!! and black skinnies and black, green and white trainers, with funky hair and yeah...that's about my imagination sharing limit gone...XP

23) What would a One/Two baby look like? Kiba and Shika? Well, not like them, i can assure you... But i'm sure the kid would like dogs and would love shadow puppets!! XP XD

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? Hidan... Having nobody to sacrfice to Lord Jashin-sama!! Or having me annoying him by glomping him continuosly!

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? Shikamaru and Deidara... Siblings...Shika-kun nor Dei-kun are gay...no matter how much Dei-kun gets teased!! XP

LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME (used to be pokemon)

1. Kiba
2. Shikamaru
3. Hinata
4. Hidan
5. Deidara
6. Temari
7. Gaara
8. Naruto
9. TenTen
10. Sasori

Then ask the following questions~

- What would you do if Number 1 (Kiba) woke you up in the middle of the night?
Smile, pull Kiba down and hug him, falling back to sleep! LOLZ!

- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Well, I'm guessing Hinata would faint...so i would probably have to do nothing but scream about my friend fainting... heh...

- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Hidan is marrying TenTen?? WOW...ok, sure...I like crack pairing so, fine by me...Can i be a bridesmaid!?

- Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Thanks Dei-kun! I'll cook tomorrow, okay?!

- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Erm...Tema-chan?? Wake up!...Temari, do not make me get Gaara!! XP

- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Cool, my brother is Gaara, fear me...And my other brother is Kankuro...And my sister is Temari... AWESOME!! XP XD

- Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Naruto-kun was training to get even better, so i best get him some ramen!! Yayness for Ramen...ess?? XD

- Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Why TenTen, why?!...Wait what?! TENTEN, I CHALLENGE YOU!! MWAHAHAHA!! (runs off gleefully)

- Number 10 (Sasori) ignored you all the time?
Poke him... Continuously...or snap off his arm...Lolz, i'm cruel XP XD MISCHEIF!!

- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Kiba) do?
We would kick their asses together!! HELLZ YEAH!! XD

- You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
Shikamaru... would... Probably try to help, but claim to to be too troublesome...So i would make him piggyback me around all day!! XP

- It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Hinata would... Weapons?? Books...OH YEAH, definetly books!!

- You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Hidan would probably start swearing, help me get out using Kisame to stop the flames, then curse at me for being silly...And i would thank him curse back at him and...Probably glomp him!!

- You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Deidara would probably be the one who made me do it anyways...But he might be kind and tell me not to do it if i didn't want too...So i would glomp my Dei-kun!!

- You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
I'm marrying Sasori!! YAY!! Kiba would stop the wedding, scold me for marrying the enemy...I love you though Akatsuki...and run away with me back to Leaf...LOLZ!!

- You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Gaara would offer to kill the asshole that broke my heart!! XP XD OOOOOH and make pretty sand things to make me laugh!! XP XD He likes me!! XD

- You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
TenTen would help me train, and probably get Neji and Lee to help!! Yay for my friend!! XP XD

- You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Sasori would most likely glare at me till i stop. Which would happen...he might glare real evil!! O_o

- Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Cause it's Kiba...Need i say more?! XP

- Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.
Shikamaru loves TenTen?? Wow, another crack pairing...Cool!! Awah, Shika trusts me!! XD

- You're dating 3 and they introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
Why am i dating HINATA?! I wanna date Kiba, or Shikamaru, not Hinata!! SORRY HINATA, BUT NOOOOOO!! I'm sure you'd make a lovely girlfriend, to Hidan, or Kiba-kun, but not to me!!

- Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Hidan loves TenTen...Wait, he was just getting married to her earlier on!! Ahhh, Shikamaru vs Hidan!! AHHHH!! TenTen, why must you get the two hot guys fighting over you?? It's not exactly fair is it?! XP XD

- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Will Deidara and Temari ever kiss... I dunno...Maybe is she goes to hurt him after hurting Gaara, and they end up falling in love and... MY STORY!! My story, i'm now gonna write about that, me!! Ahaha, yes, i rock at ideas!! XP

- Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Temari!! First Shikamaru, now Asuma, NOW SasGay, NOOOOW Naruto, NOOOOOOOOOWWW Iruka...Temari, pull yourself together woman...Oh, i woudl prbably slap her, lolz, slap some sense into her...And i have no idea about what i was going on about all those guys...heh...yeah...heh... I HAVE COOKIES!! XP XD

- You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Erm...Gaara always stares at people... It's nothing new...!! OOH, and some random song... Like the gummy bear song XP

- Number 8 thinks they’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Laugh, and tell him he can find someone else... And i'll help him...Naruto is to blind to see the pureness of a Hyuuga in front of him!! Kiba can see it though!! XD

- Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Whoa, TenTen, dawling, i don't love you that way!! Go see Kankuro, he likes you...Or Neji, if you really must!! OR WEASEL-KUN!!

- You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Sasori is kissing Kiba (twitch) (twitch) I would probably run at them, then stop, cause it might be quite hot...lolz!! XP But then i would have to stop them, and kick Sasori away...Sorry Saso-kun!!

-You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Hinata and Hidan are finally getting it OONNN!! I won't tell Kiba-kun, or the Hokage-sama though...tehehehe!!

- Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Kiba and Temari...ZOMG, nother crack pairing!! Ahaha, maybe, cause they are both argumentative.

- Would 2 trust 5?
Shikamaru trust Deidara?? ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY?? COURSE NOT!!

- Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Hidan poke Sasori?? Sasori, if he was working, would rip Hidan's arm or something off, or if he wasn't working, would just ignore Hidan. Poor Hida-kun, and Saso-kun!!

- 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Kiba would probably... SPORT!! And Deidara...Oh, you are having a laugh... ART!! DOY?! XD

- If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Something that may be half edible and half not...I got told by Gaara, that Temari is a bad cooker, but i KNOW Hinata is brilliant...But i think they might have been making spaghetti...LOL...

- 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Gaara and TenTen would appy for... Gaara probably... TenTen may...GRAWH!! This is hard!! I don't know... :(( ZOMG I KNOWS!! TenTen would be an archery teacher, and Gaara would be... an actor?? I'm still stuck for Gaara..

- 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Naruto gives Deidara a haircut...NO IT'S NOT OKAY!! DAMN IT, NARUTO, GET BACK HERE!! (runs after Naruto, growling) Poor Deidara, his hair is too cool to be cut off!! XP XD

- 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
TenTen sketches what Temari's boyfriend would look like...She might be happy, if it looked like Sasuke XP I love that pairing!! XD

- 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Sasori and TenTen...Probably blushing because they shouldn't be talking and they feel all rebellious

- 1 accidentally kicked 10?
Kiba would probably be ignored by Sasori... He's use to annoying people... IE Dei or Tobi!! XD

- 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
TenTen would be all WTF?! O_o kind thing, and Shikamaru would be scratching the back of his neck and mumbling how oh so sorry he is and the troublesome message and stuff!! LOLZ!! I'm imaginative (grins proudly)

- 5 and 6 did a workout together?
Deidara and Temari...huh... Interesting...birds and wind...WOW, New crack pairing to love!!

- 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Temari would be upset, cause i has awesomesauce parties!... I'M SORRY TEMA-CHAN, PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! I'LL GET SASUKE TO KISS YOU!! PLEASE!! Lol, moment there...heh...yeah...okaaaaaayyyyyyy...

- 7 won the lottery?
Gaara would spend it on his village...Cause he's awesome like that!! XP XD Not very imaginative, i know but still...

- 8 had quite a big secret?
Naruto...doesn't really like ramen?! (gasp) Naruto, TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

- 9 became a singer?
GO TENTEN, GO TENTEN!! GO, GO, GO TENTEN!! Lolz, i would be cheering her on!! YAY!! XD

- 10 got a daughter?
Sasori can reproduce?! I thought puppets couldn't reproduce and i...AWAH, SHE'S SO CUTE!! LOOK AT HER RED HAIR AND...GREEN EYES?! SAKURA!! WHEN DID YOU HAVE SASORI'S BABY?!

- What would 1 think of 2?
Kiba would think Shikamaru is lazy, but a brilliant leader and ninja!!

- How would 3 greet 4?
"A-ano...H-Hidan, what are y-you d-doing h-here i-in m-my bedr-room?"

- What would 4 envy about 5?
His awesome partner!! You know how much Hidan hates Kakuzu, and Sasori might be a nicer change for him!! Poor DeiDei-kun and Saso-kun are always argueing!! BUT THEY ALL WUV EACH OTHER REALLY!! (pulls all 4 in for a big hug) :P

- What dream would 5 have about 6?
Deidara about TEMARI?! Erm... a bad one?? Like naughty bad kind of thing!! I dunno, i don't think he's even met her!! XD

- What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Temari and Gaara are family...and they're both ninjas, and real good ones at that... And they both like someone from Leaf Village XP

- What would make 7 angry at 8?
Gaara angry at Naruto? If he...drew eyebrows onto Gaara when he was asleep, after Dei and Saso took away his demon!! XP XD

- Where would 8 meet 9?
Naruto meet TenTen...Training area?? DOY!! XD

- What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
TenTen never tell Sasori... (EVIL SNICKER) ...Psst, your partner fancies you... XD XP

- What would make 10 scared of 1?
If Kiba gave Sasori a present of Wood Termites XP

- Is 3 Gay?
No...Otherwise she wouldn't "love" Naruto and Kiba wouldn't love her!! XP XD

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2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rebizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Silver Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): May Mendip

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Calreway

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Shloer (lol, that's awesome!!)

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8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Marmaduke

QUOTES!!

"Bite me!" ~~ Me and various other friends during an arguement.

"You invited him to bed?" "Ridiculous isn't it? We couldn't have all fit!" Clary and Jace, Mortal Instruments

"This is bad" "You already said that" "But it seemed worth repeating." Jace and Alec, Mortal Instruments.

"What are you doing here?" "Here as in your bedroom, or here as in the magical world where we are supposed to be?" Izzy and Jace, Mortal Instruments.

"I got lost on the road of life." Kakashi, Naruto.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru, Naruto.

"Foolish little brother." Itachi, Naruto.

"DATTEBAYO!" Naruto, Naruto.

"Hn." Sasuke, Naruto.

"Art is a BANG!" Deidara, Naruto.

"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi, Naruto.

"Jealousy is in illness. Get well soon, Biatch!" One of my bestest friends, really pissed off in an argument!

"Stupid shiny Volvo driver." ~Bella

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."~Jacob

"I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not." ~Bella
"And I should feel sorry that you're not sorry, but I don't." ~Edward

"I don't have any leeches on speed dial."~Jacob

"You are a frightening little monster." ~Jasper

"Just remember. It's your face." ~Edward

"Penguins, lovely." ~Edward

"Look. An undead monkey! Top that!"~ Captian Jack Sparrow

"Nobody move… I dropped me brain!" ~ Jack Sparrow

"Come to negotiate have ya, ye slimey git!~ Jack Sparrow

"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow

"Oh. Not good." -Jack Sparrow

"You're mad!"
"Good thing, 'cause if I wasn't, this would probably never work." -Lord Becket and Jack Sparrow

"How soon can we set off?"
-ship falls apart- "Do think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?" -Lord Becket and random crewman from Pirates 3

"You are not my captian!"-to Elizabeth-
"Who among you do you call 'captain'?"
-points at Elizabeth-"Captain!" -random Singapore crewman and Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"How's Mum?"
-holds up a shruken head-
"...sh-she looks great..." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"You haven't raised an alarm."
"I know. Strange, isn't it? But not as strange as this."
"I said to myself, 'think like Jack'."
"And this is what you came up with? Leave a trail for Becket to follow and betray all the pirates? It's like you don't know me at all, mate." -Wil Turner and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"James Norrigton, do you fear death?" -gets stabbed- "I take that as a 'no'." -Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"Do you fear death?"
"You have no idea..." -Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"I once sailed with a geezer. Lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"What did you call him?"
"...Larry." -Jack Sparrow and Gibbs from Pirates 3

"Kakuzu-chan, pretty please! With sugar on top!" ~ Hidan, to Kakuzu in Naruto Shippuden

"No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again." ~ Unknown

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!" ~Unknown

"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly." ~Unknown

"MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!" ~Unknown

"I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster." ~Unknown

"To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding..." ~Unknown

"What's he doing?!"
"I think he's singing..."
"Yeah, I once heard an animal make that sound, but when they rolled him over he was dead." -three of the Amigoes from Happy Feet

"I am the kayak, hear me roar!" ~ Lorelai, Gilmore Girls.

"My hair is a fifty fifty, but my ankles you can take straight to the bank." ~ Babette, Gilmore Girls, explaining to Luke that it's gonna rain.

Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. (pause) Means "no".

Pintel: 'Ello, Poppet.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
looks at Jack's sword
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Jack Sparrow: Take what ye can!
Mr. Gibbs: Give nothin' back!

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: ...This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: (greedily) No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: sing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Jack Sparrow: to Elizabeth One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.

Jack Sparrow: 'Ello, beastie.

Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason..

Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.

Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!

Barbossa: Aye, we're good and lost now.

Jack Sparrow: We must fight, to run away!

Jack Sparrow: I haven't the face for tentacles. But, immortality has to count for something, eh?

Pintel: He's rocking the ship!

Jack Sparrow: Can't spot it. Must be a tiny thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.

Jack Sparrow: Cruel is a matter of perspective.

Will Turner: I said to myself, think like Jack.

Barbossa: Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!

Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! Dropped me brain.

Jack Sparrow: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.

Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Jack Sparrow: Not among us.

Jack Sparrow: I leave you people alone for just a minute look what happens, everything's gone to pot.

Lord Cutler Beckett: It's just good business.

Jack Sparrow: Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!

Officer: Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work... And that was without even a single drop of rum.

Gibbs: Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!

Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.

Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.

Jack Sparrow: He made you captain? They're giving the bloody title away now.

Elizabeth Swann: We've come to rescue you.
Jack Sparrow: Have you now. It's very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship and you don't you're the ones in need of rescuing and I'm not sure that I'm in the mood.
(ISN'T JACK SPARROW PURE AWESOMESAUCE?! .)

"And the plan didn't go according to plan because of the popcorn ... I HATE POPCORN! It ruins EVERYTHING, such as the magical love-ness under the blackness of THE CINEMA!"
Me, annoyed and ranting about the popcorn spoiling everything ;_;

"I promise you I am not laughin- OMG A CROW ON THE TRAIN TRACKS!!"
Me again... I am easily distracted, and can change the subject quickly!

"Listening to Lloyd Daniels is like having cake shoved in your ears!"
Best friend, schnoflake -it's christmas, normally it's schnocake! - in hysterics ... The name thing is a good thing, believe me!!

"There's no point in algebra, only pirates need to find X"
Facebook... Friend's sister... Friend ... SOMEONE!! Maybe YOU!!

"Urgle Burgle!"
Schnoflake trying to say "OMG!" with a mouthful of... food... or something...

"World domination Plan : 1 - create an army of bees 2 - steal everyone's left shoe!"
Friend again!

"He talked to me in my math's class,"
"Oh..."
"He's in my maths class,"
"Well, NO SHIT!"
My friend, then me... Continue, obviously, doy!! XD XP

"You can't see half his face. The light is shining on it!"
"What?! I can see it perfectly from here!"
(leans over me) "Well you got a fine view, but I'm over there!"
My friend then me, commenting on a poster! XP

"If you put a zip there, you could probably zip all the way down!"
Me commenting on my dress... It has ... the zippy teeth thing running down it, with no.. zip holder thingy... So... I did the obvious thing... ;_;

"Say something funny!" (whiny voice)
"..." (looks at me strangely) "I hate you,"
Me, then my friend... She's horrible to me~ ;_;

(starts laughing)
(hiccups and whinges) "You're just jealous of my hiccups!"
Me then my friend again... She's a strange one, yeah! O_o O_O o_O

"I used to make mazes for my hamsters... They tried to escape, so I poked them back in with a fork,"
Mate in English... He was telling us all about his hamsters, and ... I felt very sorry for them, apart from the fact we were falling off our seats laughing! XP

"Can I have a polo?" Me
"No." Schno
(puppy dog eyes) Me
"... God, you're too cute!" (gives polo) Schno
"Can I have one?" George
"No." Schno
(puppy dog eyes) George
"No." Schno
(attempts to cry) George
"NO!" Schno
"Evil Woman!!" George
"... Be happy with that," Tom
"Do the evil laugh! NOW!" Me
"Mwahahahahaha~!" Schno
... Our English lesson... MY PUPPY DOG EYES RULE!! :D :D :D :D

"I'm not on that question yet!"
"Oh my gawd, I'm so confosed!!" (said in whingy, strange voice, that only Bethy can pull off!)
Me, then Bethy... I know I spelt confused wrong, that's how it sounded... In Science class! XP

"Physics is just maths only... double the annoyingness..."
"YOU!" - evil glare-
My friend then the teacher in physics class... During revision, right when it fell silent. You can bet it was scary... =.=#

"Guys! I'm stuck!" -whining-
"... Let's leave her there..."
"Yeah, or just sit on her..."
"Hmm... I don't know which one I prefer. Either way, she'll get annoyed with us..."
"OI! I'm still here ya know!"
Me at the beginning and the end... My three friends in the middle. I was stuck in between a wall and my bed - I was crawling around looking for something =.=# and the gap is REALLY SMALL! - and yeah...

"I vill suck your... ICING SUGAR!"
My best guy mate, who was doing this in a dracula accent. I was talking about Icing Sugar fights, and Schno said she had some on her neck once, and then... yeah. That's right. THAT happened. =.=# (He didn't actually suck her 'icing sugar' ... Jashin, this sounds so wrong... =.=#)

"ARGH!"
"What?!"
"My nail polish has chipped!" -whining-
"Oh... Not to bothered that Freddie has got a giant hole in his side then?"
"... WHAT?!"
My friend and me. My cat had gotten into another fight, and had a rather large, disgusting hole in his side... =.=#

"Go get some super glue."
"No,in a minute."
"Imma count to 3."
[shrug]
"1."
[crosses arms]
"2..." [stands up]
[He runs out the door]
~ Ami and Yoji, Miami Ink.

"There is technique to this lettering."
"Huh. Maybe I should learn this shit!"
~ Chris Garver and Ami, Miami Ink.

"Where the fuck is the painting?"
"Uh... A guy came in, looking for Nunez..."
"Chris! You been gambling again?!"
"He was a gorilla, man!"
~ Ami and Joel, Miami Ink.

"You're like the David Hasselhoff of Japan."
~ Ami, to Yoji, Miami Ink.

"I get a 'Believe' sign, with a Leo symbol. Can you BELIEVE this?!"
"I can't BELIEVE you're doing it."
~ Ami and Chris Garver, Miami Ink.

"Have you got a limey green, cause that's the colour of August."
"... Who?"
~ Client and Ami, Miami Ink. (same one as the 'Believe' girl.)

"I don't understand."
"Wh... Why?"
"You have an accent."
"I don't have accent!"
"You do have an accent."
"Well, you have one too!"
"Yeah, well..."
~Yoji and Client, Miami Ink (He's Japanese, she is Polish.)

"I can't get the wing right on her shoulder..."
"Try it -"
"I mean, in reality, she wouldn't be like that."
"In reality, there are no fucking angels."
~ Ami and Chris Garver, Miami Ink.

"Obviously what we are missing in this shop, were some Mexican wrestling masks."
"They aren't even scary, man...""Let's go talk to girls!"
~ Ami, Chris Nunez and the dots are Yoji, Miami Ink.(Chris and Yoji put on mexican wrestling masks, so...)

"It's amazing, ten million sperm, and you ar the winner!"
~ Chris Garver, to Ami, Miami Ink

"They branched off the evolutionary line about 50million years ago."
"So that's what happened to you!"
~ Client, then Ami, to Darren, Miami Ink.

"All of my stuff is always missing!"
"I don't wear large gloves, man."
"It's like someone comes in every night and rapes me."
"... How?"
~ Ami and Darren, Miami Ink.

[bangs table] "DAMMIT, that was a good one!"
~ Ami, with a very funny british accent, Miami Ink.

"My Gramma will kick my ass if she sees those skulls."
"Yup, don't want to piss of Grandma."
~ Llyod Banks (Famous HipHop??) and Chris Garver, Miami Ink.(I laughed, since Chris was taking the piss, but the dude was being serious!)

"I think we will get along, right, Kat?"
"I dunno, I figure if I give you the silent treatment, you'll go away."
"... My mum tried that, but I'm still here, baby!"
~ Ami James and Kat Von D, Miami Ink.

"How come you didn't take her?"
"She didn't ask me."
"Oh."
~ Chris Garver and client's mum, Miami Ink. (AWKWARD!)

"You look really sexy today, pal, I'm telling you, I just want to grab your ass."
"...Really got to stop doing that shit. We gotta stop."
~ Darren and Yoji, Miami Ink.

"This is gurgling medicine, it's very bitter.""This is sake, it's very bitter."
~ Ruki and Uruha, from The GazettE

"Did you just sniff my knickers?"
"You think I would risk my life, travelling through the dimensions of time and space, to sniff your knickers?"
"... No."
~ Alisha and Simon, Misfits.

"Hey, man, love hurts!"
"Prick..."
"Yeah, it chews you up and spits you out... Like a big ball of mucus!"
~ Nathan and Curtis, Misfits.

"I wanna piss on your tits."
"Yeah, I know."
~ Iwan Rheon and Robert Sheehan, actors from Misfits.

"What do you cook?"
"Chicken nuggets."
"Oh... I didn't realise you were a professional chef."
~ Nathan and Kelly, Misfits.

"We're young! We're supposed to drink too much, to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out; we're designed to party!"
"If you could just see yourself! It breaks my heart! You're wearing cardigans!"
"We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us... We were so BEAUTIFUL!"
~ Nathan, big speech, Misfits.

"Your guns leaking... You threatened me with a water pistol!"
"I still can't hear you!" [squirts water pistol at her]
~ crazy virtue bitch and Nathan, Misfits.

"I'm immortal! ... You buried me alive, you DICKS!... I'm immortal... That's just great, thanks, THANKS A LOT!... Un-fucking-believable."
~ Nathan, Misfits.

"Where are all the other asbo shitheads?"
~ Nathan, Misfits.

"Twat!"
"PERVERT!"
"MELON FUCKERRRR!"
~ Nathan and his epic insults, Misfits.

"Where are the brakes on this things? ... OH SHIIIIIT!"
~ Nathan, in a trolley, Misfits.

"Go talk to your imaginary friend, weird kid."
"Simon."
"Okay, go talk to Simon."
~ Nathan, Simon, Misfits.

"Oi! David Atwanker!"
~ Nathan, to Simon, Misfits.

"You think I wanna steal your handbag? I got my own handbag! Stupid bitch..."
~ Kelly, Misfits.

"In a movie?"
"In America."
"Same thing."
~ Kelly, Simon, Misfits.

"What would you do, if you could hear what people thought of you?"
"... Have your tried switching it off?"
"Oh yeah, never thought of that, I'll just flick the switch behind my ear, cheers Simon."
~ Kelly, Simon, Misfits.

[Hears someone's thoughts] "What's broadmoor?"
"A prison for mental people."
"Right... [runs towards the guy] I'll give you mental, you fucking twat!" [tackles him]
~ Kelly, Simon, Misfits.

"All right, if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for."
~ Chandler, Friends.

"Wha... Married?"
"Well, yeah, I think we should get married!"
"What? Because that's your answer to everything?"
~ Rachel, Ross, Friends.

"Oh... OH. Thank God, most women don't even feel them."
"Okay, no uterus, no opinion."
~ Ross, Rachel, Friends. And it's true.

"You don't like the game, because you suck at it."
"I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck."
~ Monica, Chandler, Friends.

"Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!"
~ Monica, Friends. SERIOUSLY?!

"Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian."
"Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it."
~ Ross, Susan, Friends.

"You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend."
"But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break."
~ Rachel, Ben, Friends.

"I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name."
~ Chandler, Friends.

Chandler: [taking duck out in the hallway] Now you stay out here and you think about what you did.
Ross: That's a duck.
Chandler: That's a bad duck.

Chandler: Stay... stay. Good fake dog.

Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?

Monica: Okay. Wait-wait-wait. Shhh. [Bangs on her glass with a spoon to make a toast]
Monica: Okay, umm, I just wanna say that... I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night.
[Chandler clears his throat]
Monica: Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit.

Random crap that seems funny!!

~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.)

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

~Hell is full of musical amateurs

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

~The below statement is true

~The above statement is false

~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

~God must love stupid people...he made so many

~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

~Hi! I'm human. What're you?

~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

~Wherever there is life there is love

~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

~Sometimes all we need are each other

~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

~When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

~I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

~When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

~Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

~Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

~We are the people our parents warned us about!

~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

~Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

~I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

~I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

~I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

~ If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

~Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

~Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

~Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

~I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

~In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

~The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

~Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

~You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

~An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

~Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

~If two wrongs don't make a right, try three