Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
Wow that sounded creepy...Anywho, HI! I'm SilverWolfStar. I'll tell ya why i choose that name...I like the colour silver...I love wolves...and i love stars...Ain't it cool!! Lol, sorry, I'll tell you a lil bit bout myself yeah?
Just call me B, if ya really want. I really don't wanna give out my full name! I'm 15 and i live in England. Ya know, the place where the queen does nothing, and the crappy prime minister?? Yeah, there. I'm pretty friendly, so chat away!! I'm random...very... And sarcastic. I just can't help it!! I can be overdramatic, and that's why i need my lovable friends to keep me calm!! Yeah, my friends are awesome! Lol!!
LIKES~~~~ Drawing, WRITING, reading, computer...ing(?), watching tv, listening to music, being with my friends, and generally being me!! Oh and NARUTOOOOOO!! Awesome anime!! I like animals, fruit and chocolate!! My cats (the furry purry twins!!) and my family.
HATES~~~~~ Rain. Which sucks cause England has the worst weather of all time!! Backstabbers, liars, bullies (yeah, i've had a bad time at school!! :P) and i hate people who are up themselves, thinking they are all that...that sucks man!! OOH, and Sakura!! It's not a hate thing, it's a dislike thing though!! I hate stereotypers...If you want to be labeled fine, but f you don't wanna be labelled, but label other people becuase of the way they look remember this... PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE, PEOPLE!! (wow, how many times can you say people in one sentence?!)
I know has four pets!! My ninjafurrypurries (one ginger, 'nother brown tabby), Philius (penguhorse)and of course, Squirt (pengugesaus)... yeah, I'm random, deal, because you will be seeing LOOOOTS of my randomness!! XP
I love reviews, cause they make me happy... End of, bye bye XP Anywho, read on, my darlings, and you will see, TEH AWESOMESAUCENESS THAT IS MEEEE X3
Konoha Runaways Return
WEAK WITH STRONG HEARTS
Naruto Christmas Special
Naruto Characters, Uncovered
DATE ~~~ 28 November 2010 ~~~~~~ [dead] I am so sorry. Seriously, I have not had any energy/time. coursework and exam stress are finally catching me up, and family shit is going down. I hate myself for not updating/writing, but I promise I will have the stories updated at LEAST before 2011. Have a good christmas though, guys! :)
DATE ~~~ 07 August 2010 ~~~~~ Right, I've had a pretty shit time lately. This is me catching back up with my stories; I'm still typing up the remaining chapters of WWSH, which, by the way, has 120 reviews! Damn, I hit 100+!!! (Shocked) and my Naruto Characters, Uncovered has gone pretty well... I like writing mini-drabbles for it, it keeps my imagination going.
DATE ~~~ 7th February 2010 ~~~~ Hey, so Yeah... Um, I've got lots of reviews for WWSH!! :D I'm really happy with that story, and mid-way through writing, I had a major writers block, and had to give up but shhhhhhh... Anywho, about five or so Plot Bunnies hopped along, and I wrote one of them, Naruto Characters, Uncovered, and published it, yet I'm deciding on my other four... i'm definetly doing one of them, so stay tuned, yeah!! :D I love you reviewers, favouriters and alerters!! XP
DATE ~~~ 15th January 2010 ~~~~ Okai, I'm trying to update, I think Konoha Runaways Return will have to be put on hold, since all my attention will be on WWSH... I'm thinking of continuing Valentine's Day as a Valentine's special thingy, so... Meh... I'm so happy with WWSH I have over 50 reviewers ~~~ 76 to be exact (is happy-sauce) ~~~~ So, YAY! =.=
DATE ~~ 1st November 2009 Sunday ~~~~ I HAS A NEW LAPTOP!! (celebrate dance thing) And my stories are all going strong, thanks to all teh reviewers and such, I LOVE YOU X3
DATE ~~ 7th SEPTEMBER 2009 MONDAY ~~~~ OH NOES :( MY TOP ROW OF LETTERS ON MY KEYBOARD ISN'T WORKING!! I NEEEEEED A NEW LAPTOP TO START WRITIING, SO ALL STORIES ARE BEING POST-PONED! BUT DOOOOO OF COURSE SEND ME REQUESTS, AND I'LL TAKE A NOTE OF THEM!! .
DATE ~~ 15th AUGUST 2009 SATURDAY ~~~~ I'M BAAAACCCCCKKKK!! And whilst on holiday, i missed writing stuff, so around the pool, i planned some new stories!! YAYNESS!! AnyWHOOOO I need to finish off Konoha Runaways Return chapter four!!
FAV ANIME!! NARUTO!! I don't really watch anything else, but i heard from a friend Death Note is brill, and so is Higarashi...summin like that!! XP XD
Opinions on Naruto Characters ~ Please don't get offended!!! DX
Hinata ~~~~ She's amazing. I can't put in words how much I like her, but she is my favourite. I love writing her; Badass or non-badass!! XP
Kiba ~~~~ Such an awesome character - When he tried to attack Tobi, and Sakura shouted at him for being reckless? I was like "STFU! At least he's trying to protect the ones he loves! Even if he did fail..." - and I love Inuzukas anyways. Plus, Akamaru is GAWJUS!!! 83
Hidan ~~~~ Despite my wanting to marry Shikamaru - Lulz! - I love Hidan. And I hate Hidan for killing Asuma, and I yelled when Shika killed Hidan. Hidan is just so... Sexy! I mean, walking around shirtless all the time is an immediate win in my book - check Suigetsu again! ;P - and I want his scythe. And pendant. Hell, I want him! ;D
Well, hope ya had fun reading! ;D I tried to write all of them, but if I forgot someone it's not cause I did it on purpose! And please, respect my opinions... PM me for an arguement, because that'll be what you get if you insult my own opinion...
Pairings I loooooooove! X3
I'm all for crack pairing, I just adore them!!
I'm planning on doing lots of Naruto stuff, cause, it's like so awesome!! HELLZ YEAH (punches air)! woop woop!! Heheh...yeah...okay...ANYWHO, I may do a Twilight story, simply because i'm in love with Jacob Black XP!!
I may do OC's in stories, if one character doesn't have a partner and i want them too. If you want to be said person, please tell me, and i can work you into the story!! I love reviews, but please be honest, but not too harsh!! Lol, and i will ask you reviewers to vote on certain things, cause i have brilliant ideas for a story...Yeah, another High School Naruto story, but totally awesome!! Anywho, not sounding to conceited, lol, umm, the characters may get a bit OOC...Not my fault, but maybe, just maybe!!
I'm also thinking that i has to add... AKATSUKI FREAKING RULES!! Seriously, i love Akatsuki, even if they are supposed to be evil XP Who can't like any of them?! Yeah... Okays!! :P
Well, that's all i can think of for now, but PEACE OUT DUDES AND DUDETTES!! (does silly peace sign and sticks out tongue) LOLZ!!
Naruto Name Meanings:
Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much! Parrot/Chicken/Duck hair butt XP)
Itachi- Weasel (I already knew thaaaaaaaaaaat... he's mah Weasel-kun! (nods sincerly))
Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative...)
Kisame- Demon Shark (Really? Lulz, Sushi-chan is a big softie really :3)
Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why? Sasori, how I adore thee... Damn you Sakura and your sill uncreative name!!)
Kiba- Fang (What gave it away? HIS TEETH... O_O)
Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch. XP)
Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (...right... How interesting-ness...)
Hidan- Bandit gang (No shit, Sherlock. That explains... SO MUCH!)
Pein- Pain (WOOOOOOW... Never would of guessed (sarcasm... Please get it XD))
Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)
Shikamaru- Deer boy (Well, NEVER!! (if you do not note teh sarcasm, you are officially dubbed a sillyshortbread))
Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword??)
Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)
Neji- Screw (... Lulz... Innuendo... Pervy braing in process, brb X3)
Kakashi- Scarecrow (... OH!! Wolfie-chan gets it now!! XP)
To my all time favourite pairing... I copied and pasted it, feel free to do so! If you don't at least like this pairing, I shall salmon slap chu~! ... ... READ IT!! ... Why are you still reading this? ... STOPPIT! ... READ THE DAMN POEM! ... NOW! (holds salmon)
To people with sense, they'll all know
I love it so because they're so sweet.
Kiba's got looks, attitude too.
Hinata's so shy, but determined at heart.
If kishi doesn't include this amazing pair.
I shouldn't complain cuz for now they are one.
COPY AND PASTE AREA!! AWESOME!!
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
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The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (TenTen/Kakashi) No. But i'm sure there are some. I might just go check it out...Sounds funny!! XP
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Deidara...WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING THIS QUESTION?? FUCK YES!! Damn, Deidara makes the sun in a desert look ice cold!! XD
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I'd be scared...Kurenai getting Kotetsu pregnant...I think Kishimoto may have been stoned or drunk when he thought that up. Also Asuma would be scarred...He loves Kurenai goddammit!! XD
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? About Temari? Yeah...Title has gone, but they are written by Sand-Jounin-Temari, who is an awesome writer!! They all have to do with Shikamaru/Temari!!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Shikamaru and TenTen...Interesting...Lazy boy and Weapon girl...Probably, i now officially like that pairing!! XP
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Hidan/Temari or Hidan/Iruka...Hidan/Temari. It's just awesome, the two of them argueing (starts ranting about Hidan and Temari pairings) Anywho, yeah that pairing rocks!!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Gaara walked in on Shikamaru and Kurenai having sex...Tell Asuma XP Hell, he'd probably just blink at them and walk back out!! Gaara is not very emotional, but he's too kawaii !! (hugs a passing Gaara) XD XP
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Hinata and Iruka... Her father disapproves of most of the men she loves. When her old sensei stumbles across her crying form, will her father approve? And more importantly, will their relationship change...to lovers? (How was that? Crap, i know!! XP)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Kiba and Kotetsu...Probably, if you dig real deep!! But i haven't read any...And now i do, even if Kiba or Kotetsu are gay (Glomps the two as the walk past) XD XP
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Gaara and Kurenai... Sand drys the Tears..? Kurenai and Gaara... Sensei knows best...? Any good?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Deidara to...de-flower...Kiba...HOLY CRAP!! Maybe he is actually a girl (Deidara--HEY!!UN!!) DEIDEI!! (glomps him) but the plot... Deidara had his eye on a certain dog lover, who himself was in need of some love...They hooked up and got FRISKY!! XD XP!!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? NOT that i know of...Hinata het...no, not that i can recall!!
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? OOH OOH i draw Kakashi!! I think someone else does, and some people write bout him, but otherwise...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Shikamaru/Deidara/Hidan...Hot dayum that would make a good story!! BUt no...not until now!! XP
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? What might Iruka scream... erm... Does he scream? He shouts at Naruto XP but never screams...I dunno :((
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? A songfic for Kotetsu... Probably Real World by the All-American Rejects...
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kiba/TenTen/Kurenai... WARNING ~~~~ Threesome, cheating and toyboys involved in teh story...and a hell of a lot of swearing XD (Hidan's rubbed off on me!!)
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? For Iruka to use on Shikamaru... HEY, we both have ponytails...I wonder if we'd have the same hair after sex...Wanna try it out? (wriggles eyebrows) LOL!!
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Kakashi describe Shikamaru and Kotetsu's relationship... Well...Shikamaru is obviously the boss of the relationship, but i don't pay much attention, it's not as good as my pervy book!! XP XD
20) How emo is Seven? Gaara...I dunno...It depends which way you look at it...There is no music, he's just unemotional, which i know emo's are not...they are actually quite friendly and funny XD But i personally don't think he is!!
21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? Kiba and Deidara fighting over Shikamaru, ay? erm... Why are they fighting over him? I NEED MORE INFO :(( If it's romantic, then
22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? If TenTen cross dressed...hmmm...might be difficult...but i could see her really scene kinda style...I think...Like, a brightly coloured top with a awesome image on the front, like a sheep going GRR or some kinda awesome shit like that... In green!! and black skinnies and black, green and white trainers, with funky hair and yeah...that's about my imagination sharing limit gone...XP
23) What would a One/Two baby look like? Kiba and Shika? Well, not like them, i can assure you... But i'm sure the kid would like dogs and would love shadow puppets!! XP XD
24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? Hidan... Having nobody to sacrfice to Lord Jashin-sama!! Or having me annoying him by glomping him continuosly!
25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? Shikamaru and Deidara... Siblings...Shika-kun nor Dei-kun are gay...no matter how much Dei-kun gets teased!! XP
LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME (used to be pokemon)
Then ask the following questions~
- What would you do if Number 1 (Kiba) woke you up in the middle of the night?
- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
- Number 5 cooked you dinner?
- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
- Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
- Number 9 made fun of your friends?
- Number 10 (Sasori) ignored you all the time?
- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Kiba) do?
- You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
- It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
- You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
- You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
- You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
- You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
- You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
- You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
- Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
- Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.
- You're dating 3 and they introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
- Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
- You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
- Number 8 thinks they’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
- Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
- You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
-You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
- Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
- Would 2 trust 5?
- Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
- 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
- If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
- 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
- 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
- 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
- 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
- 1 accidentally kicked 10?
- 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
- 5 and 6 did a workout together?
- 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
- 7 won the lottery?
- 8 had quite a big secret?
- 9 became a singer?
- 10 got a daughter?
- What would 1 think of 2?
- How would 3 greet 4?
- What would 4 envy about 5?
- What dream would 5 have about 6?
- What do 6 and 7 have in common?
- What would make 7 angry at 8?
- Where would 8 meet 9?
- What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
- What would make 10 scared of 1?
- Is 3 Gay?
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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Rebecca
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rebizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Silver Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): May Mendip
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Calreway
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Shloer (lol, that's awesome!!)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eleode (the d is not my siblings name. I have no siblings, so i nicked Deidara's name...It was the first name that came to my head XP)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie
6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Marmaduke
"Bite me!" ~~ Me and various other friends during an arguement.
"You invited him to bed?" "Ridiculous isn't it? We couldn't have all fit!" Clary and Jace, Mortal Instruments
"This is bad" "You already said that" "But it seemed worth repeating." Jace and Alec, Mortal Instruments.
"What are you doing here?" "Here as in your bedroom, or here as in the magical world where we are supposed to be?" Izzy and Jace, Mortal Instruments.
"I got lost on the road of life." Kakashi, Naruto.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru, Naruto.
"Foolish little brother." Itachi, Naruto.
"DATTEBAYO!" Naruto, Naruto.
"Hn." Sasuke, Naruto.
"Art is a BANG!" Deidara, Naruto.
"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi, Naruto.
"Jealousy is in illness. Get well soon, Biatch!" One of my bestest friends, really pissed off in an argument!
"Stupid shiny Volvo driver." ~Bella
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."~Jacob
"I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not." ~Bella
"I don't have any leeches on speed dial."~Jacob
"You are a frightening little monster." ~Jasper
"Just remember. It's your face." ~Edward
"Penguins, lovely." ~Edward
"Look. An undead monkey! Top that!"~ Captian Jack Sparrow
"Nobody move… I dropped me brain!" ~ Jack Sparrow
"Come to negotiate have ya, ye slimey git!~ Jack Sparrow
"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow
"Oh. Not good." -Jack Sparrow
"How soon can we set off?"
"You are not my captian!"-to Elizabeth-
"You haven't raised an alarm."
"James Norrigton, do you fear death?" -gets stabbed- "I take that as a 'no'." -Davy Jones from Pirates 3
"Do you fear death?"
"I once sailed with a geezer. Lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"Kakuzu-chan, pretty please! With sugar on top!" ~ Hidan, to Kakuzu in Naruto Shippuden
"No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again." ~ Unknown
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!" ~Unknown
"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly." ~Unknown
"MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!" ~Unknown
"I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster." ~Unknown
"To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding..." ~Unknown
"What's he doing?!"
"I am the kayak, hear me roar!" ~ Lorelai, Gilmore Girls.
"My hair is a fifty fifty, but my ankles you can take straight to the bank." ~ Babette, Gilmore Girls, explaining to Luke that it's gonna rain.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. (pause) Means "no".
Pintel: 'Ello, Poppet.
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Jack Sparrow: Take what ye can!
Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: to Elizabeth One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.
Jack Sparrow: 'Ello, beastie.
Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!
Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!
Barbossa: Aye, we're good and lost now.
Jack Sparrow: We must fight, to run away!
Jack Sparrow: I haven't the face for tentacles. But, immortality has to count for something, eh?
Pintel: He's rocking the ship!
Jack Sparrow: Can't spot it. Must be a tiny thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.
Jack Sparrow: Cruel is a matter of perspective.
Will Turner: I said to myself, think like Jack.
Barbossa: Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!
Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! Dropped me brain.
Jack Sparrow: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.
Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Jack Sparrow: I leave you people alone for just a minute look what happens, everything's gone to pot.
Lord Cutler Beckett: It's just good business.
Jack Sparrow: Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!
Officer: Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?
Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.
Gibbs: Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!
Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.
Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.
Jack Sparrow: He made you captain? They're giving the bloody title away now.
Elizabeth Swann: We've come to rescue you.
"And the plan didn't go according to plan because of the popcorn ... I HATE POPCORN! It ruins EVERYTHING, such as the magical love-ness under the blackness of THE CINEMA!"
"I promise you I am not laughin- OMG A CROW ON THE TRAIN TRACKS!!"
"Listening to Lloyd Daniels is like having cake shoved in your ears!"
"There's no point in algebra, only pirates need to find X"
"World domination Plan : 1 - create an army of bees 2 - steal everyone's left shoe!"
"He talked to me in my math's class,"
"You can't see half his face. The light is shining on it!"
"If you put a zip there, you could probably zip all the way down!"
"Say something funny!" (whiny voice)
"I used to make mazes for my hamsters... They tried to escape, so I poked them back in with a fork,"
"Can I have a polo?" Me
"I'm not on that question yet!"
"Physics is just maths only... double the annoyingness..."
"Guys! I'm stuck!" -whining-
"I vill suck your... ICING SUGAR!"
"Go get some super glue."
"There is technique to this lettering."
"Where the fuck is the painting?"
"You're like the David Hasselhoff of Japan."
"I get a 'Believe' sign, with a Leo symbol. Can you BELIEVE this?!"
"Have you got a limey green, cause that's the colour of August."
"I don't understand."
"I can't get the wing right on her shoulder..."
"Obviously what we are missing in this shop, were some Mexican wrestling masks."
"It's amazing, ten million sperm, and you ar the winner!"
"They branched off the evolutionary line about 50million years ago."
"All of my stuff is always missing!"
[bangs table] "DAMMIT, that was a good one!"
"My Gramma will kick my ass if she sees those skulls."
"I think we will get along, right, Kat?"
"How come you didn't take her?"
"You look really sexy today, pal, I'm telling you, I just want to grab your ass."
"This is gurgling medicine, it's very bitter.""This is sake, it's very bitter."
"Did you just sniff my knickers?"
"Hey, man, love hurts!"
"I wanna piss on your tits."
"What do you cook?"
"We're young! We're supposed to drink too much, to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out; we're designed to party!"
"Your guns leaking... You threatened me with a water pistol!"
"I'm immortal! ... You buried me alive, you DICKS!... I'm immortal... That's just great, thanks, THANKS A LOT!... Un-fucking-believable."
"Where are all the other asbo shitheads?"
"Where are the brakes on this things? ... OH SHIIIIIT!"
"Go talk to your imaginary friend, weird kid."
"Oi! David Atwanker!"
"You think I wanna steal your handbag? I got my own handbag! Stupid bitch..."
"In a movie?"
"What would you do, if you could hear what people thought of you?"
[Hears someone's thoughts] "What's broadmoor?"
"All right, if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for."
"Oh... OH. Thank God, most women don't even feel them."
"You don't like the game, because you suck at it."
"Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!"
"Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian."
"You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend."
"I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name."
Chandler: [taking duck out in the hallway] Now you stay out here and you think about what you did.
Chandler: Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Monica: Okay. Wait-wait-wait. Shhh. [Bangs on her glass with a spoon to make a toast]
Random crap that seems funny!!
~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.)
~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
~Forecast for tonight: darkness
~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
~Hell is full of musical amateurs
~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
~I'm not random I just have many thoughts
~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!
~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking
~The below statement is true
~The above statement is false
~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
~God must love stupid people...he made so many
~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.
~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
~I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.
~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...
~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.
~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
~Hi! I'm human. What're you?
~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.
~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
~Wherever there is life there is love
~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident
~Sometimes all we need are each other
~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.
~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet
~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
~When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.
~I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...
~When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!
~Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?
~Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?
~We are the people our parents warned us about!
~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?
~Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )
~I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!
~I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!
~I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!
~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?
~ If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!
~Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
~Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
~Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
~I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
~In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?
~The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."
~Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
~You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
~An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
~Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
~If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
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