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since: 06-06-09, id: 1960348, Profile Updated: 10-22-09
country: United States
Author has written 9 stories for Death Note, and Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm 16 in 12th grade. Senior Year!

Besides being lazy, my other hobbies are singing, karate, daydreaming, and musical theater. I love Dragonball, Death Note, Sgt. Frog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, LOTR, Zoids, and all the Disney classics. I'm addicted to musicals and showtunes! I also like Zelda games and MarioKart. I LOVE D&D SO MUCH! I'm a Hobbit, you know. My favorite book other than manga would either be The Hobbit or The Chronicles of Narnia.

If I could worship somebody other than Jesus (I'm Catholic...just to keep things from getting confusing), then I would worship Vegeta, because he's just so awesome I can hardly stand it...and he deserves to be King (except Freeza blew up his planet...darn it!)

I really want to teach the 3rd grade when I get my bachelor's in education. I teach religion at my church, and it brings me so much joy!

I am Good at or Like: Making cake, Eating too much, Collecting stuff I don't need (like plushies), Fake accents, Singing, Karate, Cleaning toilets, Getting people band-aids (seriously, just tell me if you need one), Spell-checking stuff, Grammar, Foreign Languages, Being Lazy, Swimming, Writing (duh!), Soviet Russia Jokes (In Soviet Russia, you don't write fanfic; fanfic write you!), Naming inanimate objects (like heavy machinery. I named my lawn mower), Kitties, Puppies, Cuddling, Teaching young children how not to drown, Scrabble, Loaded dice

I am Bad at or Dislike: Fighting games, Strategizing, Getting rid of stuff I don't need, Being hungry or tired, Flirting/Picking boyfriends, Shopping, Not tripping over stuff, Subtlety, Sunburns, Remembering stuff, Snotty people, Unrequited love


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If you hate stereotypes and just wish everyone would shut up, take a look at these little sayings I found. To save space, I only pasted the ones that apply to me, but you can go to Living in a fantasy's profile for the whole thing (I have her favorited). Paste it on your profile too!
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN (or a guy with a girlfriend already), so I MUST be a home (relationship)-wrecking whore.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.


To end homophobia: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


Please review! If you love it, tell me! If you like it, tell me! If you hate it, tell me!

Seriously, if you're going to favorite me or my stories, at least review first. I live for reviews.


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1. Elysium reviews
Everyone has a theory about what happens to Light Yagami when he dies. In the afterlife, he meets an incarnation of Kira out to destroy him, and is rescued by the unlikeliest person.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-09 - Light Y. & L - Complete
2. In The End reviews
AU: Everything's falling apart in the Death Note world. Mello is stuck in the abandoned church with homicidal Takada, Matt seems to be dead, and Near is agonizing over the Kira case nonstop. How will things end up for the boys? Formerly "Lady Arson".
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-7-09 - Mello & Matt - Complete
3. The First Night Away reviews
A detail of what went on when the Marauders first arrive at Hogwarts. It focuses on how Lupin reacts to Sirius' high-class social status, and how Sirius perceives his new friend's extreme poverty. NO SLASH WHATSOEVER. My best-loved story!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-25-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
4. L's Successor reviews
L isn't just his name. It's a title that countless others have died trying to live up to. How will Mello and Near react when they find out that being L could get them killed?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-30-09 - L & BB - Complete
5. Sunbeams reviews
The sequel to Answer, which you should probably read first. Matt and Mello have to face each other come morning, and Mello will be in big trouble if he can't get his priorities straightened out. How will Matt take putting up with him?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-09 - Mello & Matt - Complete
6. While I Waited reviews
After the Triwizard Tournament, Sirius is dispatched to find members for the new Order of the Phoenix. Meanwhile, Nymphadora Tonks is bored out of her mind, but is in for the surprise of a lifetime. My most-read story!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-09 - N. Tonks & Sirius B. - Complete
7. A Very Sirius Christmas reviews
It's a diary of sorts. There's one entry for every Christmas of Sirius' life, and he tells about what's going on in the world from his point of view, no matter where he is or who he's with. This diary follows Sirius till the end of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-09 - Sirius B. - Complete
8. Inhibition reviews
The first conversation with L after Light's confinement. The two prepare to face Kira - and each other, as it seems like L has something to confess... NOT LxLight, minimal yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete
9. Answer reviews
This is what happened to Mello directly after he blew up the Mafia's hideout - and got caught in the explosion. He calls out to his best friend for help, but will Matt even answer the phone? My personal best story, reviewed by A. D. Williams!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-8-09 - Matt & Mello - Complete
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