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| Ms. Jessica Cullen |
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight. Hey, beautiful people! I love you guys and I love PM's, so feel free to talk to me at any time. I also have a Facebook, but I'm not just going to post the link for it right here. You can PM me and ask me for my name if you want, and I'll be happy to give it to you. I have a twitter, go follow me :) http://twitter.com/#!/MsJessHesse lilianyes featured me on her blog for the story Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers, and made a banner for it too! : ) http://amustreadlist.blogspot.com/?zx=824b4ba066629c06 This is the epic banner for Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers that ParamorFanFrLif was so kind as to make for me : ) hearts, babe http://twitpic.com/2f65i2 The Benefit Of Mr. Kite was also kind enough to make Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers a VIDEO! Go watch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z6fIym2ZVQ This is the picture that TwilighterRita drew off of inspiration of my story What Candy Shop Counters are really For, hearts, bb XD this is actually ptetty close to the layout I had in mind when writing XD http://twitpic.com/2fq197 My name is Jess (obviously) and I am in love with writing. It calms me down and the support I get from you guys is heart warming and awe inspiring, especially since I'm a young writer. My favorite bands are Relient K, Death Cab for Cutie, Cults, Miike Snow, and Frank Sinatra ( I know he isn't a band), and Journey, some others too XD I have varying tastes, so it goes from Michael Buble to Chickenfoot. I've entered 47 writing competitions, and won 41 of them. The other six were obviously rigged ; ) I love roses and peony flowers as you might have guessed. They're very calming, and they were they hold special meaning for me. I'm 17 years old. I have brown hair, I'm 5'9", I have blue eyes. I have an unhealthy obsession with running. My two least favorite movies are The Back Up Plan and Two Brothers... yuck... I chose my pen name because my name is actually Jessica, and when I was thirteen I thought it was clever to switch up my last name like that- I would change it, but everyone knows me as Ms. Jessica Cullen, so that is how it shall stay. My favorite fic's! The Red Line by Winndsinger. Making Love Out of Nothing at All and it's sequel You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13. (These are actually the fic's that inspired me to start writing, and none of you would be reading my work if not for her.) Kidnapped and On the Run by madcowre. Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm. The Dominant and The Training by tara sue me (Can be found on Twilighted (dot) net.) Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon. So... if you have any questions, PM me and I'll get right back to you. (and now that I've made this sound like an answering machine...) With love, Ms. Jessica Cullen | |||||
1. Corrupt Me reviewsBella is bored by her perfect life. She's in control of basically everything... but sometimes it's fun to give up a little control to a certain Edward Cullen. Lemons o' Plenty kids. M.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-1-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. How to Charm Bella Swan Style reviewsIn the hopes of getting some distance from her long time crush, Bella gets just the opposite when she stays home from school on this fateful Monday. AH, M, Lemon Limey.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-23-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. My Beautiful Stranger reviews"My second encounter with the beautiful brunette was four days ago. I still couldn't stop thinking about how perfectly she fit into my arms." For the ever lovely vampirexpixie! M, OOC, AH. Lemon!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-6-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! reviewsClassic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-28-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Totally Awkward reviewsI got Gonorrhea from my teacher, but it isn't what it sounds like... so now I'm stuck in a library with the love of my life every day studying the awkward subject. AH, AU, M, Lime.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-20-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex reviewsBella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 8-20-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. The Life of a College Man » reviewsBored, wealthy Bella stumbles upon struggling college student Edward Cullen; the sexual tension is immediate. When Bella learns that Edward is having financial problems, she gives him a sinfully sexual and lucrative offer that he can't refuse. ON HIATUS!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,432 - Reviews: 495 - Updated: 4-23-11 - Published: 2-21-11 - Edward & Bella8. Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers » reviewsBella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1280 - Updated: 2-21-11 - Published: 7-11-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete9. Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? reviews"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 2-20-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete10. Boring, Black, and Shiny Piano Tops reviews"I've been at a halt with my creativity," I said, leading her out towards my piano, "and I think it might help if I had something more… stimulating to look at than a shiny piano top." -Lemons galore. Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkey's Squeeze my LemonTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-5-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete11. My First Time? See, um, About That reviews"Why?" he asked, "Why me? I'm one of the rudest people in the world to you, and you're willing to give me your virginity based on an offensive comment?" -What's the offensive comment? Is Bella really that desperate? Yes. M, AH, OOC and sour for lemonsTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 12-21-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete12. What Candy Shop Counters Are Really For reviewsBella Swan fantasizes about Edward Cullen regularly. When he shows up at her candy store and doesn't get the treat he came in for, he gets to eat something a little more... pleasurable. M, AH, AU, and a crazy, erotic one shot. Explosive, chocolatey LEMONTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 8-5-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete13. Breaking the Abusive Silence » reviewsWhen Bella's mom dies of breast cancer, Bella moves to Forks with her dad in hopes of a better life. Charlie succumbs to alcoholism and starts abusing her. Edward Cullen torments her as well, but when shes forced to go to him, her bully, for help, can he?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,029 - Reviews: 1742 - Updated: 7-2-10 - Published: 4-2-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete14. Corrupting Young Minds With Steamed Windows reviewsOUTTAKE - He grinned evilly. "How could I forget." He rolled his eyes. "So, keeping that in mind, I paid extra for a room facing the front so that my exhibitionist girlfriend could get off." BAS OUTTAKETwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-1-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. Forgotten Phones and Chess Sex reviews"I sighed. It was a Friday, and I was obviously not having any luck with the whole masturbating thing. The thing was, I did it way too often… I used that stupid vibrator way too much." Will Edward Cullen, King of all Nerds come to her rescue? hell yes.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 6-25-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. Blender Tops Are Overrated Anyways reviewsSo, I went over to Edward Cullen's house to make smoothies. I wound up covered in smoothie mix and to make matters worse or better he read my panties and it turned my life around. Big, Fat, Lemon.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-6-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete17. How Friday Changed my Life reviewsBella Swan has wanted Edward Cullen for years, and now that she can get her hands on him on Friday, she's all too excited. What happens when she finds out he's gay? He switches teams in the most delicious way.- Big fat lemon, crazy plot one shot.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 77 - Published: 6-2-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete18. With Love, Your Worst Nightmare » reviewsWhat happens when an unassuming teen girl, Alice, falls violently in love with the school player, Jasper, who had never had a girl past one month? Once ignored, an angered Alice comes back with a vengeance, turning his world upside down. COMPLETETwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 4-1-10 - Published: 2-14-10 - Alice & Jasper - Complete19. Homeless, a Mother, a teenager, and Somehow Loved » reviewsI looked down at my freezing daughter, Nessie, in tears, I screamed, wanting to help her, do anything to help her. "Hello, miss? do you need any help with your daughter?" that's how my story with Edward Cullen began. Part Crack Fic!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,138 - Reviews: 653 - Updated: 2-14-10 - Published: 9-8-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
