Hi, im Mmakkii. I have 2 goats, 2 cats and my family owns 2 other goats, 3 pigs, 6 cats, 23 chickens. Also check out my bffs storys, such as All Hopes Lost by jasperslilred!

My avatar makes me cry; Taylor Lautner is mine! Grr...

Story of the week:

Twilight: Emmet and Bella's adventures

Sonny with a Chance: Comet DOOM

Looks: Red hair, green eyes (and to add to it, my mom and my brothers also have red hair, and my dad has red hair in his genes, Harry Potter much?)

Latest obsession: My Biggest Grace (Just gotta love it!) Titanic, writing horribly, crappy songs

About me: I like to write crappy songs, even though some of the them are somewhat good. I love RP's, no reason why. I want to learn how to play guitar, and to train my voice to sound good. I love to act, and people say I'm ok (My cousin) But at least I don't suck at it. I love to hang out with my best friends, want a dog (chiuaua), cuz mine died at the beginning of the year. I had her for six months.

Fave pairs: Ginny/Harry

Draco/Ginny (I know, those two pairs dont mix well, lol)

Draco/Luna

Mary/Joey

Troy/Gabriella

Ron/Hermione

Neville/Luna

Jasper/Bella

Edward/Alice (I know, im a little twisted when it comes to pairings)

Emmet/Alice

Rosalie/Edward

Rosalie/Jasper

Emmet/Bella

Selena/Nick

Selena/David

Fave movies: Twilight

Another Cinderella story

Harry Potter(s)

17 Again (mom? ya? Oh, Marc, Im Alex'es mother, I better go, She was nervouse, oh, A little creepy right?, Right, do you dance with all your friends mothers?, Pretty muchhh)

Favorite Books: Twilight saga

Sisterhood of the traveling pants series

Harry Potter

The Outsiders

Dog Lost (Its soooo sweet!)

Used to love the Baby Sitters Club, over them now.

Favorite music: Much Better (JB) (This song is just sooo cute, and a good tune)

Our song (TSwizzle) (This song is soo sweet!)

You belong with me (TSwizzle) (This song is touching)

BB good (JB) (This is an awesome song!)

When You Look Me In The Eyes (JB) (This song is like the bestis song eva)

Video Girl (JB) (So so true!)

Sorry (JB) (I love this song cuz it makes me cry)

Pushin Me away (Jb, and so are all the rest)

A Little Bit Longer (Sadness)

LoveBug (Cuteness)

SOS (Kewlness)

Thats Just The Way We Roll (This shows that we can just be ourselfs like they can)

Black Keys (Tryly touching song, about the first song that Nick was writing on the piano with just the black keys)

So CLose (JM(Jennette Mccurdy))

Crazy Kind of Crush on You (Nick J when he was little!) (Major AW! points!)

Appreciate (Nick J when he was little)

Just a point I want to point out: Miley's earned herself a reputation with all of this pole dancing and photos, rihgt? Well, for me , thats wondderful! Miley haters, UNITE!! Anyways, as I was saying, if Miley did the move that Selena did in Tell me something you odn't know,where she lays on the ground, she would be called inapropritate, however you spell it. And there yous see the power of modesty of which Miey does not withhold.

Favorite poem ever: Nothing Gold Cand Stay- Robert Frost. This meaning is that when your young, you look at everything through new eyes, look at everything as though it is so exciting, so happy, so beautiful, so awesome. But as you grow up, you begin to look at things as though don't matter anymore, and you don't care. Stay Gold.

Just a little thing that hurts me: When I'm always invisible. My best friend is always there, and everyones head turns when she enters a room, and yet the girl next to her isn't there. No one knows my name except my really good friends, and those aren't many. I just have a feeling like she's better than me, even if she's not.

If your happy and you know it clap your hands! Mary had a little lamb! i like big buts and i and i cannot lie. ham on! blended in just like a pine tree! I bought it on ebay! HAPPIENESS JOY AND TAYLOR LAUTNER! IM NOT CRAZY! IM NOT ON CRACK OR DRUGS! IM A PERSON LIKE YOU! cops take RedheadedCutie NO! IM A PERSON TWO! NOOOOOOO!

"Overprotective fool." - Alice Cullen

"Your room had the best view"- Alice Cullen

"For the first time in nearly a century, I felt hope."- Jasper Hale

"And then what? Leave her with a cell phone?"- Jacob Black to Edward Cullen

"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."-Edward Cullen to Alice Cullen

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: Done on 11/05/09

1, What color is your toothbrush?

white and pink

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My mom

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Eating Chicken and playing on the computer.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

None! (Do twizzlers count?)

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope. Hopefully never will.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Mom, can I make pizza pckets?

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Well, frozen yogurt, cappicuno chunky choclate

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

water

10, Do you like your wallet?

Oh em gee! I love it! Its all these cool prints and awesomeness and its huge!

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Pizza pockets

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No (Hangs head in shame)

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Homecoming football last week (And a play off game tomorrow)

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Buttery

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Jc

16, Ever go camping?

Yep! Loads of fun!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Ya! Its a sin not too

19, Do you have a tan?

No (Stupid red head...)

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Definately Chinese. It's the best!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No, unless its in a cup

22, What did your last text message say?

Hey, I gtg, sry. Lu ya! Byez!

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Watching a play off football game

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

The LIving room

26, What color is your watch?

Don't have one (What are phones for??)

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Um, tress

28, What is your birthstone?

Don't know

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Fast food

30, What is your favorite number?

7...

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom

32, Any plans today?

Doing Fanfiction and sleep

33, How many states have you lived in?

One

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Bff's boyfriend

35, Last song listened to?

Already Gone

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No way!!

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

flip flops

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

No, only the people that no Tom Felton

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Maybe, I dunno.

41, Do you love anyone?

My family, and most of my friends

42, Do any of your friends have children?

They're twelve!

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Read fanfic and answer replies, whatever I can.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

No

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Ya!

46, What color is your car?

Don't have a car.

47, Do you like cats?

Love 'em!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Nope

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Ya! Six Flags over Texas baby!

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Idk.

Just a few of my crazy-little copy and pastes. Read em', you know you wanna!

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a room, slaps a guy, comes back in and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life, because shes too scared she'd get hurt

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down!Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl: She gives him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Sad one...

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk,her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her,Locked in an attic, Her only friend was a little toy bear,It was old and worn out,And had patches of hair

She always talked to it, when no one's around, She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound

Until her parents, unlock the door, Some more and more pain, She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be, In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear, And softly cries, She loves her parents, But they want her to die

She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking,"Please God, why is, My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life, For a sad little kid, She'd get beaten and beaten, For anything she did

Then one night, Her mom came home high, And the poor child was beaten, As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly, Grabbed for a blade, It was sharp and pointy, One that she made

She thrusted the blade, Right in her chest,"You deserve to die, You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out, Leaving the girl slowly dying, She grabbed her bear, And again started crying

Police showed up, At the small little house, Then quickly barged in, Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly, Opened a door, To find the little girl, Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad, To go through so much harm, But at least she died, With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Fun one!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

If you have ever tripped over nothing copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to proflie

If you ever had a text conversastion with just the word seaweed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you ever accidentaly say something really dirty, copy and paste this onto your profile

ALRIGHT! Sharades! Who Am I.

1. I wear costumes.

2. I go home with a child every day

3. I sing with children every day.

4. I play with children all day.

5. I sing about hugging children.

WHO AM I?

A. A pedophile.

Maybe, but not quite right.

You wana know who it is?

BARNEY!!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

If you have 5 fish and 3 of them drown, how many are left?

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A sane mind is a boring one.

I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level... Oh, yea, lying is bad, isn't it?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

unofficial rules of twilight

1. you like all the twilight charecters. ok not all of them but most.

2. you like the cast that plays them.

3. you know the date of Edward and Bellas Birthdays

4. your type of guy is either the one youve never had or sparkily

5. you know the names of most of the twilight cast

6. you dont have to read all of the twilight saga to be a fan

7.you dreamt about twilight at least once

8. your jealous of one of the twilight girls, such as rose for having emmet ect.

9.you love it when it rains cuz it reminds you of forks

10. you wake up thinking your Bella Swan and look for Edward.

i just made these rules when i was bored.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)

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(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

New Moon!!

How long did it take you to read the books?

A week, tops.

Who introduced you to the books?

My mom and my aunt

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I used my own Twilight, which my aunt bought me, borrowed New Moon but then got my own copy, and own Eclipse

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight Sun

Favorites

Who is your favorite character?

Seth!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper!

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Does my being half naked bother you?" JACOB ahhh i love it so much

"Who's afraid of the big bad wolf" Jacob's hilarious When your writing a story like New Moon you just have to say that at least once

"What if my not the hero? what if i'm the bad guy?" EDWARD makes it even better

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

The dream that Bella thinks she's having when Edward comes back.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob kisses Bella, and Bella punches him and brakes her hand. I was laughing so hard. And when Bella first brings the bikes over to his garage.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

I absolutely love when Alice tortures Bella into letting her plan wedding….and when Alice kidnapped her that was so funny during Eclipse

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

the Victoria and Edward fight. That was one sweet fight.

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

About tenth. I'm obsessed with them, but I do know that Stephanie Meyer isn't a very good author.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon. screw twilight, love the Jacob and to little Edward keep it that way.

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon.

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse, I love twilight but still.

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

I haven't read Breaking Dawn yet. So I have to go with the movie I have no choice on this one.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

I'm Team Jacob but I have to say Edward that way so I could have Jacob. I love Jacob, he's so much fun!

Who do you like more

Bella or Edward?

Edward!

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob!!

Bella or Alice?

ALICE ROCKS MY SOCKS!!

Alice or Jacob?

JACOB!!

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie!!

Jasper or Alice?

I'd have to say both cause they're both so lovable.

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper!!

Carlisle or Esme?

I cant decide between them they're both so awesome its a tough question.

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper! But I love Emmet equally. Just Jasper is soooo adorable and lovable!

Emmett or Jacob?

JACOB!!

Bella or Rosalie?

I love Rose!! You guys may think she’s a jerk but she’s just misunderstood!!

Esme or Charlie?

Esme, Charlie is cool too but I love Esme more.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle all the way but Charlie is kind of funny in the movie though!

Charlie or Billy?

BILLY!! DUH.Um with out Billy there would be no Jacob so you have to love the Billy :D

Jacob or Sam?

JACOB!! no doubt about it and I cant steal Sam away from Emily she's just so sweet

Sam or Quil?

Quil!

Quil or Embry?

Embry!!

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria, like -struggles to find word- like...bitch

Werewolves or Vampires?

WEREWOLVES ALL THE FKING WAY!! -Entire Quilete pack starts cheering-

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Oh, you think I'm kidding.
My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. ...But I love them to death!

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people."

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (more than any of these... except for the homework one...)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile (ugg! i hate it when that happens)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time! doors hate me with a passion!)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If your friends are WEIRD (but awesome) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

if while you're driving you see a silver volvo and yell "Stupid shinny volvo owner!" copy and paste onto you're profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

Great minds can read this!

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you want to be Mrs.Cullen DON'T copy this! His mine!So,back off!(seriously)

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile(just a little)

If your friend(s) think you're crazy for reading a book about romantic vampires and you don't care, copy this into your profile.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

You know its the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom, BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, boredom.and.school.sucks, RandomCullenFanGirl1901,jalicecullen, LucyLuva

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Jacob Black: I want to La Push him off a cliff.

Bella- It's a... cow.

Edward- No Bella, it's a dinosaur, of course it's a cow.

Bella- You want me to eat it?

Edward- No, I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back!

Bella- Feeling sarcastic today?

Edward- A little bit.

Edward: So the lion.

Jacob: Sure, sure.

Edward: (Grins evilly) Ate the dog... rawr.

Jacob: WTC?!

Screw being a princess, I wanna be a vampire!

Team Alice: because she's pretty,funny,quirky,hyper,sweet, and can see if ur about to get hit by a car.

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black; you can die, I can live forever.

PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodby."

Two Choices
> What would you do?...you make the choice. Don't look
> for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My

> question is: Would you have made the same choice?> At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children
> with learning disabilities, the father of one of the
> students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by

> all who attended. After extolling the school and its> dedicated staff, he offered a question:> 'When not interfered with by outside influences,
> everything nature does, is done with perfection.

> Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do.
> He cannot understand things as other children
> do.>
> Where is the natural order of things in my
> son?'

> The audience was stilled by the query.> The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like
> Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into
> the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature

> presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat
> that child..'> Then he told the following story:> Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew

> were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think

> they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys
> would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a
> father I also
> understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would
> give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some

> confidence to be accepted by others in
> spite of his handicaps.> I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not
> expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around
> for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and

> the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our
> team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth
> inning.'> Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a

> broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small
> tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy
> at my son being accepted.> In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored

> a few runs but was still behind by three.> In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and
> played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way,
> he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the

> field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the
> stands.> In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored
> again.> Now, with
> two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run

> was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.> At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their
> chance to win the game?> Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a

> hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know
> how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the
> ball.> However, as Shay stepped up to the > plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was

> putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life,
> moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could
> at least make contact.> The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.

> The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball
> softly towards Shay.> As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow
> ground ball right back to the pitcher.

> The game would now be over.> The pitcher picked up the
> soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the
> first baseman.> Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of

> the game.> Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first
> baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates.> Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling,

> 'Shay, run to first!> Run to first!'> Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made
> it to first base.> He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

> Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!'> Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second,
> gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.> B y the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the

> ball . the smallest guy on their team who now had his first
> chance to be the hero for his team.> He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the
> tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he,

> too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the
> third-baseman's head.> Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead
> of him circled the bases toward home.

> All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way
> Shay'> Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran
> to help him by turning him in the direction of third base,

> and shouted, 'Run to third! > Shay, run to third!'> As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the
> spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run
> home! Run home!'

> Shay ran to
> home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero
> who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team> 'That day', said the father softly with tears now

> rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped
> bring a piece of true love and humanity into this
> world'.> Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that
> winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me

> so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully
> embrace her little hero of the day!> AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:> We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a

> second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about
> life choices, people hesitate.> The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through
> cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often

> suppressed in our schools and workplaces.> If you're thinking about forwarding this message,
> chances are that you're probably
> sorting out the people in your address book who aren't

> the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of
> message Well, the person who sent you this believes that we
> all can make a difference.> We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to

> help realize the 'natural order of things.'> So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people
> present us with a choice:> Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do

> we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little
> bit colder in the process?> A wise man once said every society is judged by how it
> treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

> You now have two choices:> 1. Delete
> 2.. Forward> May your day, be a Shay Day.> >>> >
> The past does not

> define you, the present
> does

Okay, I like these, so I added one to my profile _

First part is:
Tell me the first 5 songs on your iPod

1, Sissy's Song by Alan Jackson. 2, Move Along by All American Rejects. 3, Potential Breakup song by Ally and AJ. 4, Save a horse ride a cowboy by Big and Rich. 5, Boom Boom Pow by Black eyed Peas. ~ Oh yes, My songs are in alphabetical order by album.

Second Part: Use Shuffle for this :D

IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOU’RE HOT" YOU SAY?

All American Girl- Carrie Underwood (Wow)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE?

Bicycle Race- Queen (Wow, that makes sense)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

You Won't Find This- Carrie Underwood (Ok... im actually quite happy!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE LONG GOAL?

Run Free- Hans Zimmer (Makes sense...)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

About You Now- Miranda Cosgrove (Ok?)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Bad Boy- Cascada (I don't wanna be a bad boy! I wanna be my regular (girl) good self)

WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?

I Told You So- Carrie Underwood (Im single...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU?

Brothers Under The Sun- Bryan Adams (I would rather not think these thoughts)

WHAT DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS SAY TO YOU?

Mr. Policeman- Brad Paisley (Really, JLR? Really?)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Pocket Full Of Sunshine- Natasha Bedingfield (Wow, Im not Demi Lovato)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING?

Holiday- Green Day (Wow, I do like those)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Viva La Vida- Coldplay (Well, Love the song. but can't plan that far ahead! I don't plan tommorow)

WHAT WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Starts with GoodBye- Carrie Underwood (It fits)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Teardrops on my Guitar- Taylor Swift (I play the guitar?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR HOUSE?

Some Mistakes- Brad Paisley (Except my room... Which Looks awesome!)

WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING NOW?

Ticks- Brad Paisley (Wow, that makes sense)

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID?

You Belong with Me- Taylor Swift (Wow, I was with my best friend (who is a girl). Im not a lesbo)

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

Check Yes, Juliet- We the Kings (Still with friends, still not gay)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?

Wasted- Carrie Underwood (No I dont!)

Here's the rules: Get your Ipod, put it on shuffle and hit next to get the answer to each question, just put the title of the song, and no cheating, put whatever comes up.

What's your name?

Track two

(intresting?)

What do you like to do for fun?

Sissy's song- Alan Jackson

(I like to die?)

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

we're just silly little girls, that fall for stupid boys.

She smashed the rearview mirror with her fist, because starting today she's never looking back.

Side by side, or miles apart. Friends are forever, close to your heart.

There's beauty in all imperfections. Learn to love them.

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.

I say we shoot cupid.

Welcome to the world where being you is never enough.

Live your life crazy and love every minute of it.

Turn that ipod up way loud and blockout that world like nothing is wrong.

I'd rather die than let you control me.

You gotta take the, good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got and remember what you had.

After awhile you just want to be with the one that makes you giggle.

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and know something is still wrong.

My friends are CRAZY, but I still love them. Cherish yesterday, Live today, Dream tomorrow.

It's sad when people you know become people you knew. When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours and now you can barely even look at them.

Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change. Love deeply and forget quickly. Take chances and give everything and have no regrets.
Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you're sad. Love what you got, and remember what you had. Always forgive and never forget. Learn from your mistakes, but never regret.
People change and things go wrong, but always remember life goes on.

Don't worry about the people in the past. There's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

All I want is for one guy, to prove they're not all the same.

So there's this boy and the way he laughs makes me smile, and the way he talks gives me butterflies, & just everything about him makes me happy.

Never regret something that made you smile.

I heart boy's with guitars.(Truely I do.)

We were like whoa.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in a dead silence, because of something that happened yesterday.

Truth about girls, we must go to bathrooms in groups.(haha that is sooo true for me and my friends.)

Just another innocent face.

Pretty smiles and makeup hide so much these day's.

It doesn't matter anymore. I guess things happen for a reason. Tears eventually fade, and one day everything will be how you want it to be.

My SoundTrack for my life. You can do this too! Put an iPod, or anything that has music on shuffle and see which songs ae selected for your soundtrack!

Opening Credits: Were All in this Together (Don't judge me... I was obsessed when I was younger!)

Waking Up: See you Again (This was my pre-hate HM and MC era)

First Day Of School: Right here Right now

Falling In Love: Down at your Feet

Fighting: Can't take my eyes off of you

Breaking Up: Tonight

Driving: I don't dance (Huh?)

Flashback: Bob to the Top (Once again, huh?)

Mental Breakdown: Trading my Sorrows (Um, this song is about God, and all my awesome Catholicness)

Getting Back Together: Cool or Holy (Seriously! It kinda depends for me if the person would rather be cool or holy)

Prom Night: Wake Up America (Ok... So, what I'm basically getting is that everyone will help the envoriment then!)

Wedding: The Boys are Back (Um... !! That sounds dirty...)

Birth Of Child: A Little Bit Longer (Doesn't that make it sound painful??)

Final Battle: Full Circle (Ok...)

Death Scene: My Home is You (Does that mean I'm getting to Heaven? Yes!)

Funreal: Got Me Going Crazy (Someone cares that I die!)

End Credits: Can't have You (Doesn't that sound a bit sad?)

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own lemonade!

Don’t mess with me, I’ve got a stick.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run! Run!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds but that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

Opps did my saracasm hurt you? Deal with it!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, ElissaB, Angellique13, RunEdwardRun, Mmakkii

I like to eat bananas... Not really! But Twizzlers are a different story...

Ok, before your done with my profile, its time for a few words: Run! Happieness! Laugh! Bright! Thank you! One more thing... Pop tarts!

So, if you read all of my profile, I am soooo proud! Not even I could do that! Ha, I'm such a nerd its not even funny any more... Then why am I laughing?