Name: Melanie

Favourite Fandoms:(brace yourself!)Phantom of the Opera, V for Vendetta, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XII, kingdom hearts, Eragon, Artemis Fowl, Star Wars, transformers, Hey Arnold, smallville, Batman, dragonball, the list goes on!

Favourite pairings(in order of importance). Yes, I am well aware that most of these are not cannon. Have a little creativity with what pairings you read people! I have never been one to conform in fandom.

- Final Fantasy VII: CloudxAerith, RenoxTifa, ZackxTifa, VincentxYuffie, ZackxAerith

- Final Fantasy VIII: SquallxRinoa, QuistisxSeifer, SelphiexIrvine

- Final Fantasy X/X-2: YunaxTidus, AuronxRikku, GippalxRikku, WakkaxLulu, BaralaixPaine

- Final Fantasy XII: VaanxAshe, BalthierxPenelo, BalthierxAshe, LarsaxPenelo, BalthierxFran

- Kingdom Hearts: RikuxYuffie, AxelxTifa, SoraxKairi, RoxasxNamine

- Jak and daxter: JakxKeira, TornxAshlin, DaxterxTess

- The Phantom of the Opera: ErikxChristine

- V for Vendetta: VxEvey

Fun stuff:

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List twelve of your favourite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.Fran

2. Gabranth

3. Balthier

4. Basch

5. Vaan

6. Gilgamesh

7. Penelo

8. Reddas

9. Ashe

10. Reks

11. Monblanc

12. Vossler

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

13. No I have never read a Gilgamesh/Monblanc fic and I don’t want to. The size difference and everything about it is just wrong!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Of course Basch is hot! Any girl love a knight in shinnying amour and a rippling 6-pack.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Vossler getting Reddas pregnant? Last time I checked a guy getting a guy pregnant was impossible.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Ashe is cool. 90 of the Final Fantasy XII fics I read have Ashe as a main character

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Gabranth and Gilgamesh? Hell no! As if Gilgamesh and Monblanc wasn’t bad enough

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Vaan/Ashe or Vaan/Reks? Vaan/Ashe anyday. I’m not into the whole incest/ brotherly love sort of thing. I love Ashe and Vaan together; their sooo cute!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Penelo walks in on Basch and Vossler at it? I think the poor girl would be traumatised for life and would have to take psychiatric sessions with Reddas; lessons involving rum, and lots of it.

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I have never heard of a Fran/Reddas fluff, but Fran just looks like the type that would be all over a drunk pirate, doesn’t she?

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Penelo lets Vossler feel better about being dead by killing Vaan to keep him company.

10. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Hells yeah! Everyone thinks Balthier is hot. He’s a sex God!

11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Monblanc is cute! I don’t know who wouldn’t want to draw the cute, fluffy Moogle!

12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Gabranth/Basch/Vaan? Eww! Again with the incest!

13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Defiantly one about Reddas and a ‘Pirate’s life for me’ .

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Fran/Gilgamesh/Vossler! Warning: rabbits breed like rabbits!

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I love fics about Vaan. Especially humour.

16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearten, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Fran and Penelo are in a happy relationship until Penelo decides to cut her losses and run of with Ashe who is more experienced between the sheets. Fran, feeling horny and broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Monblanc and a brief unhappy affair with Vossler, then follows the wise advice of Vaan(of all people!) and finds true love with Balthier(yay! happy ending!).

Yep, sounds like your average soap opera to me.

What title would you give this fic?

When Good Bunnies Go Bad!