"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." --Oscar Wilde.

I'm a woman as if the pen name wasn't an indication. I happen to be eighteen-years-old. If you're looking for various fanfictions that were deleted from this account or you're wondering why the account name was changed it's basically because I felt like it. Go me.

I work at a minimum wage job during my gap year before I'm off to study English Literature at Edinburgh University. And let me note here that if you think any badly spelt or anally retentive review is going to change what I do/say/feel/think or otherwise offend me, you've clearly never been a sales assistant or otherwise you'd know your bullets cannot harm me, my hatred of the public is like a shield of steel. The Internet is not SERIOUS BUSINESS. Keep up.

The fandoms I've fic'd are Discworld, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and Good Omens. I may expand later or maybe I'll forget about this for another few years or so. Who's to say. Although of Harry Potter I'm a big fan of MWPP and Death Eater shennanigans. I'll slash anything that can be slashed like a slashy thing. Why? Well, I'm kind of evil, my brain is on crack and I want to bring you all pain.

In appreciation for any drivel I may write and subject you to, I do like the odd review. Or money. Pound sterling, for reference. Since that's not about to happen any time soon, we'll go with the first.