June 7, 2009 2:27pm

My Name is KAT and I live in the forest of the lime green slushies :)

STORY STATUS: Ok pretty much every thing is dead. So I'm sorry about that guys. I probably wont be updating.

K well I am origonaly from Missouri (in the St. Louis area) so here are some jokes I found online about my home state -

You know you're from St. Louis when you measure the distance to get somewhere in time not by how many miles.

You Know you are from St. Louis when you know this phrase "Cheap Cheap. Fun Fun."

You know your from St. Louis if you go to another state order toasted ravioli and wonder what the hell is wrong with this place when they don't have it. (this happend to me when i moved...)

You know you're in STL when the weather is 80 one day and 40 the next.

You're in love with the food mostaciolli. AND YOU PRONOUNCE IT 'MUSKACHOLLI'

If some one says "The Boat" you instantly think of the casino.

You know how to find the Shane Co., and you've memorized the Mattress Giant jingle (ooonly at matress giant, oo ah!)

You're daily footwear is Birkenstocks. (why dose evreyone whare thouse their? they're so ugly)

"Vacation" is a choice between Silver Dollar City, Brandson and Lake of the Ozarks.

You can get anywhere in 20 minutes, except on highway 40.

You still can't believe the Arena is gone.

You know Lion's Choice has the best roast beef sandwiches.

You know what a Pork Steak is...and what kind of sauce to put on it. (i asked someone if they knew what pork steak was one time and they looked at me like i was insane -.-)

Everyone in your family has floated the Meramec River at least once.

You've said about a million times, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."

Now if you know what I'm talking about copy and paste this to your profile!

Name you’re fav 12 characters from anything in no particular order.

1)Hunny (ouran)

2)Jacob(twilight)

3)Iggy(maximum ride)

4)Tamaki(ouran)

5)Zero(vampire knight)

6)Chrona(soul eater)

7)Henry(vald todd)

8)Tiga(toradora)

9)Corilne(coriline)

10)Adiou(vampire knight)

11)Fuko(clannad)

12)Jack(night mare before Christmas)

Question/

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven

No that would be funny though o

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Pssshhhhhhttt -spit sound (covers mouth) ((this was my actuol reaction)) PAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

3) what would happen if Twelve got Eight pregneant?

I don’t think its possible for a skeleton to do that…

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yes I do it was a cross over with Inuyasha!

5) Would two and Six make a good couple?

Lol… NO!

6) Five/nine of five/ten?

Five and nine please!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve?

Uhhhhh………

8) what would be the summary of a Three/Ten fanfic

I. have. No. idea.

9) Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Aww no but that would be cute - their the same size!

10) suggest a title a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

“Vampires and skeleton Yoai” lol idk

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Ah! Ewwwyyy! No! No! No! NO! NO! Noooooooooo!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Nope. Dont think so at least.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope I’ve never even drawn or written about her.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I had a friend who did do a 4. (that sounded a bit weird…) Not anyone of thouse pairings though.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Omg pahahahahahah! Who knows wth would come outa his mouth.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Eye of the tiger!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six fic, what would the warning be?

Uhhh… Sorry for the lame pairing but look out for extreme/aquward cutness!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ohmygosh that would never happen and I pray that it dosent!!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

“I smell something cute and its them!”

20) How emo is Seven?

Lol not very but I guess he does have his moments.

(ANIME CRUSHES LIST) I actually got this idea from my friends profile thingy but I wanted to make one too so I did - thank you LittleCopperRidingHood15!

Zero Kiyru- A. He’s smexy B. He’s a vampire C. He's B.A and D. He’s got such a sad past you just wana jump into the show and hug him!

Takuma Ichijo- K well, personally I like blond hair on a guy, his eyes are my favorite color, he’s funny, sweet and obsessed with manga XD we’d get along great!

Tsuna Sawada- Yes I know he’s a little bit of a wimp at first in the show but he’s so sweet cause of how he cares for everyone and he’s absolutely adorable. Plus when he gets into his little upgraded form he’s hawt!

Roppongi (from miracle train)- He’s so sweet and cute, it melts your heart! What more can I say? Oh plus he’s got an amazing voice! (or his voice actor dose)

Keiichi Shimizu- Once again a blond. Although he doesn’t play the violin he’s still awesome! It’s so cute how he’s always sleepy. And I love how he talks, its hilariously adorable!

The You know you're an ANIME OTAKU when...
1. You head to the library every second day to find another manga
2. You listen in on people's conversations to see if they speak of anime
3. You accidentally swore in japanese and everyone asked you what the hell you were saying
4. You heard that a new episode of an anime is coming out and put off everything including your daily shower to watch it
5. You sneak downstairs at midnight while your parents are asleep and turn on the computer to watch anime
6. If your computer broke down while you were watching anime, you might cry
7. You can't stand it when people ask you why you're so obsessed with anime when you haven't even gotten STARTED on your list
8. You spend your time filling up your hard drive with anime icons, pictures and little random things
9. You spent your month's allowance on the newest anime video games
10. You learn how to speak and read japanese JUST so that you could get that new dating sim
11. You felt the desire to learn everything you saw in an anime
12. You were watching Naruto and actually tried to summon some chakra, hand seals and all
13. You got an account somewhere and wrote Fanfiction 14. You refuse to join forums that even go first name, last name
15. You watched Lucky Star and totally related to Konata
16. You met someone else who watches anime and thought they were your ideal partner for life
17. You check back daily on your favorite sites just in case someone put out another few words for you
18. You want to change your name to something japanese to fit in with the anime characters
19. You fantasize about a few characters and have even considered looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend who looks like one
20. You read this entire list and agreed with over half of these scenarios21. You watched Prince of Tennis, then took tennis lessons and tried to do one of the moves.
BONUS:You knew what an Anime Otaku was before taking the test, already knowing you were one, but wanted to see anyway(5)
Scores:
1-5 = Ehh...I like my anime but not that much
5-10 = I'm an okay fan...but I'm not going to do anything
10-15 = Getting a little desperate here...I want some more anime.
15-20 = GIVE ME THE ANIME NOW!
over 20 = So obsessed you might break into your neighbor's house for something anime-relatedan (14 XD haha!)

OURAN ALPHABET

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do;we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge who knows just what to do?
Until rejected he goes to his emo corner to cry: boo hoo!

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite a show!
No problem too big for him, the solutions are quite clear!
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest or brotherly heart?
Mischevious, impish, the troublesome lot
They differ in some ways, just don't ask me what.

Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he's no emotion as life passes by
Dare offend his friends, and you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be decieved his age is more than he appears.
And he knows kung-foo. Whoa! Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won't put up a fight.
He listens, counsels, and importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our Host Club is comprised of guys
A woman's touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
The manager can always catch quite a crowd!
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or who she is fond.

And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her and you'll hear Tamaki scream:
"If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!"

Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
This is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners so you should be okay.

Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran!

SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

One Nation, 'Under God.'

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a

classroom. The teacher was going to explain

evolution to the children. The teacher asked

a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes..

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see

if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay (He returned a few minutes later)

Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God up there?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see

God because he isn't there. Possibly he just

doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl

asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we

were taught today in school, she possibly

may not even have one!

(You Go Girl!)

FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT'

II CORINTHIANS 5:7

Dont forget to paste this on your profile! Everyone should read and paste, especially today with prayer restricted in school. Copy & paste on your profile IF you believe in GOD!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If you actoly read all that i thank you. You do not have to copy and paste this.

Kat:thank you for reading my profile and thank you for reading my storys (If you do or have) Kat, Hunny and Aido stand in a line and say "THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

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