So, I'll be starting my very first fanfic... it's called Bouqet vs. Garter. I'm writing it with kiwixstrawberry. Here's the link to her page.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1676925/kiwixstrawberry

I'll soon be posting a Twilight One-Shot hopefully you'll like it but I'm not sure when I'll post it. I need to find someone as a beta.

Okay, I'm a Sophomore. I can't wait for summer so I'll be starting a few fanfictions some about Twilight, Vampire Academy, House of Night Series, and the Morganville Vampires. So look for those. They'll be really good, I think. I'm trying to keep life busy right now. I have an annoying little sister who just recently turned 13. She's become a total drama queen. Life sucks right now due to my sister and some family who happen to be bipolar or they just happen to be crazy. Ugh... I don't want to explain this nor do I have the patience for it. I love to read, write, sing, dance, and just have fun. I haven't found my Prince Charming in this world like so many of my friends... I more than likely won't find him since I'm looking for someone like Edward Cullen...

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

GIRL COMEBACKS!!

Boy Girl"Where have you been all my life?"

"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"

"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"

"Both, you go to yours, I go to mine."

"Your feisty, I like that."

"Your smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."

"My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."

"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Luckier than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915

Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger than you since 1916
Rosalie Hale: Better than you since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than you since 1901
Bella: Clumsier than you since 1990
Nessie: More special than you since 2008

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