Im from Florida, yeah um... Im in 8th grade. I live in...GET AWAY STALKERS!

If your reading this that means youve read The Cullens Get High story, Vampire Mosquito and Dead Mall Nightmare and 20 Year Old Parents and Pantsless so go review or or or I'LL MAKE BILLY HUG YOU!

Im quiet but loud at the same time and proud of it!
(That proves Im not right in the head!)

Questions I ask of Life, but never get an answer to

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
So what's the speed of dark?
If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is round pizza in a square box?
Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When you eat you have to chew and swallow... does inhailing count?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does an "O" stand for a hug? Shouldn't they be the other way around? Or am I mixed up?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman Numerals?
If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night?
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
Why can't women put mascara on with their mouths closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on the airplane? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If scientsts were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we know be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is number abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" if he's really a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad he is called "junior" but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the army, woudlld you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If all of the ACME stuff doesn't work, then why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?
364 days of the year, parents tell their children not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween it is encouraged?!

How CITY are you? (Bold is what I am)

I've been to Starbucks more than once in my life
I watch my back when I am walking
I own 2 or more polo shirts
I will never be caught without my cell phone
I straighten, mouse or blow dry my hair on a daily basis

TOTAL: 3

I wear flipflops alot
I own an oversized pair of sunglasses
Sometimes I layer my shirts
I will do anything to get the best Myspace pic

TOTAL: 5

When I'm not drinking starbucks I prefer water
I get annoyed with tom-boys
I own more than one hat
I have seen every episode of Laguna Beach
My new addiction is 8th & Ocean or the Hills
I say "lol" in every other sentence of every online
conversation
I own some tight jeans

TOTAL:7

I wear large necklaces
I own an iPod/mp3 player/cd player
The internet = survival
One of the sports I play/played is football, (FOOTBALL!!)
Basketball, Volleyball, Hockey, Softball
I have more than 1 AIM screen name

TOTAL: 11

have said "lol" or "OMG!" in a real conversation (Sadly... yes...)
I love shopping
I shop whenever I have a chance
I own a bathing suit that cost more than 100 dollars
I have watched the Simple Life

TOTAL: 13

- - Multiply Total By 3 - -
39 city LIES!

How COUNTRY Are You?

have you...
Ridden a horse
I have/had a horse
Owned land
Been 4wheeling
Said "ain't"Been cow-tipping
Been deer hunting
Been swimming in a lake..
Caught a fish
Seen a deer get skinned
TOTAL: 3

have worked on a ranch or on land
have lived in a house in the middle of nowhere
have been bird hunting
have gone swimming in a riverdriven or have owned a pick up
own a rebel flag
like to fish
have a funny accent... or that's what people tell you
own/owned a pair of cowboy boots
own/owned a cowboy hat
own/owned a big dog
sometimes say "y'all"
have gotten made fun of for sayin "y'all"

TOTAL:4

You also...
cuss when you're mad
have dipped/tried snuff
go to church on sunday
owned/own a bird dog
have riden in a lawn tractor to somewhere in town
have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch
have eaten deer meat
have shot a gun
own a gun
park your vehicles in the yard
TOTAL: 7

You...
have gone shopping...for a gunget the kids in your family a toy gun for christmas
wear long sleeves even in the summer
know what stirrups are
have fed a deer
had a dog named dixie
total=7

--Multiply total by 3--

21 OHYEAH I LOVE THE CITY!

Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular
order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Seth

2. Emmett

3. Jasper

4. Bella

5. Charlie

6. Carlisle

7. Esme

8. Rosalie

9. Alice

10. Edward

11. Billy

12.Jacob

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Carlisle/Jake Yeah If has to do with the treaty

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I really dont have an opinoin. Im not gay(no offense to gays)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Jake...Rose EYE TWITCH Thats not even possible!

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Alice...yeah of course

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Emmett and Carlisle EYE TWITCH AGAIN

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Charlie/Alice She could suduce him...EWW Charlie/Edward Love Hate Relationship...EWW

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Emmett walking in on Carlisle and Ness. THATS PERVETED HES HER GRANDFATHER!

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Alice and Charlie. ""I knew every time Alice asked me for somthing she would flirt in the cutest way. And I knew she loved me back!""
Im gonna write that now! Think of Jasper! JK!

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
Seth and Jasper? um.. friendly fluff i guess?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Emmett and Ness? uh "Running to Uncle Em" She get mad at Edward so she goes to Em?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Jasper/Edward. Truth or Dare. or a gay fanfic. I wouldnt want that in the first place

12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
There are Friends Lists? I LEARNED SOMTHING NEW! but no

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Angela. um I was washing my hair the day they sent out the friends list memo

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Carlisle/Edward/Emmett. Um yeh as the 1st 3 cullen boys

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Charlie- 'I AM THE LAW!'

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Seth- IDK!

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Jazz/Rosalie/Renesmee? STAY AWAY FOR FEAR OF DEPLETING MENTAL HEALTH!

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
CHarlie to use on Carlisle! me walking away slowly questioning your mental health

1. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

2. "I never forget a face, but for you I'll make an exception."- Unknown

3. "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

4. “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

5. "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." – Unknown

6. Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned down even faster.

7. "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

8. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

9. I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow THE NEXT DAY Oh, end it Tomorrow

10. A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

11. Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

12. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

13. There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM. . .

14. If two negatives make a positive, then why don't two wrongs make a right?

15. There are only two things you can be sure there will be in life: death and taxes.

16. There is no "I" in team, but there is a "ME". . . .

17. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Imaizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): aquasquirrel

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Alexandria Mani

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Murimson

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): orangecocoacola

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mranrs (ok...)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Delores (OLD!)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mathew (again ok...)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): apple date

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Purple Eye Patch

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

26. On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your bio if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your keester off.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.(I didnt even know that!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile

"Let's eat grandpa!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!"
If you believe punctuation saves lives, copy and paste.

Some people think Jacob should jump off a cliff and die. I think Jacob should be pushed in front of a bus, roasted over top of a bonfire, and then jump off a cliff and die. If you feel Jacob should have some more torture added to his death list, copy and paste

If you listen to the same song over and over again and never get tired of it, copy and paste
If you believe that Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper and Edward all rose the standard for men everywhere, copy and paste

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.(I have a hard head, It hurts the door!)

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.(I just did!)

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.(i would throw out all of them, I hate chocolate)

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.(20 is the record!)

You Know You Live in 2009 When...

1. you go to a party, sit down, and take myspace/facebook pics

2.you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3.the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/myspace/facebook

4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV

6. your evening activity is sitting at the computer

7.you read this list, and keep nodding and smiling

8.You think about how stupid you are for reading this

9.you were too busy to notice number five

10. you actually scrolled/looked back up to see if there was a number five

11.and now you're laughing at your own stupidity

12.put this in your pro if you fell for it.

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

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