
Hey! I'm Sera! But my friends usually call me Serenity, Serena, Rena, Rini, Sere, or Luna (Many names, one psycopath. 'innocent smile')
I'm a reader, a writter, but mostly... I'm just scary. lol! I'm a BIG HP fanatic!! I think It's time I did this for my own amusement!
MY SHIPS:
HPDM (THE favorite)
HPSS (In moderation)
HPTMR/HPLV
HPBZ(f)
HRHr (My newest OBSESSION! (If you know any good ones, PM me PLEASE!))
HPRW (Only in moderation, and only if well written)
HPHG
For anyone who is interested, I know have a MySpace account! GoddessMoonLady's Myspace Page!
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IMPORTANT
Here's the Current Stats on my Chapter fics:
A Random Game of Truth or Dare: HIATUS
Future's Twins: HIATUS
Malfoy Twins: !!hides!! Um... Sorry... but... HIATUS (again)
Moke, Spinx,and Snidget: HIATUS
To College We Go: HIATUS
!!meekly peaks out from behind wall!! Um... Hi, guys. !!clears throat!! Ok, I know most of you are probably pissed at me for the lack of updates and all, and I'm really sorry. But, hey! I come bearing good news. Unfortunately, along with the good, there is bad. Ok, here's the good news: I got a new computer finally! The really Good news: It's a Laptop! Now, the bad news: All my work is on the old desktop. The Really Bad news: I have no way of retrieving said work from said desktop. !!flinches!! Sorry!!sigh!! It's gonna cost me $45 to get the comp to comp information transfer cable I need and I'm already paying $45 a week for my computer as it is. Geez, I only make $120 a week people! I do have to pay rent you know. I'm working on the issue though, you can count on that, so as of now keep your fingers crossed!
Keep your hopes alive guys, I'm trying at least!
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For everyone who speaks French and likes 'The Malfoy Twins' Here's a little treat! A friend of mine, Aline aka oOoO Black siri OoOoO (whom I owe a huge debt of grattitude and a Major appology for the long wait), has translated the whole fic so far into French! Thanx Aline! Ok, here it is:
les jumeaux malfoy
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2787897/1/
Guess what ya'll? It happened again! lol, I have a new treat! It's for everyone who likes 'Never 'Told' The Truth' and speaks Itallian this time! It was translated by [Oh, my God! I forgot her screen name! BLUSHES(whom I also owe a huge amount of gratitude). Here we go:
Never 'Told' The Truth
http://www.efpfanfic.net/viewstory.php?sid=185172&i=1
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Quote: T-shirt Slogan One Shots Shit Happens By: shadowsamurai
Hermione giggled, but Ron frowned. "What’s a guinea pig?"
"Never mind," she said. "Alright, here we go."
She opened the door and they entered the classroom, with Harry trailing behind. Everyone was already there, including Snape, who looked annoyed about students showing up late to his class. But before he could say anything, Harry suddenly sprinted towards him, booted him up the arse, and then ran out of the dungeon as fast as he could.
"POTTER!!" Snape screamed, racing after the brunet.
"Follow them!" Draco yelled, grinning broadly. He looked over at Ron and Hermione, and noticed the young witch had just put her wand back in her robes. Draco’s smile widened so much that it threatened to break his face.
The students ran after Snape, who was still chasing Harry, who was finding running hard because he wanted to laugh. They rounded a corner, and Draco shouted, "Stop!" But it was only loud enough for the students to hear, and they all skidded to a halt. They saw Harry pass around a statue, and then Snape ran under it.
Splat.
Later, when Ron was recounting the tale to Ginny and the other Gryffindors, that was the word he used to describe what happened when a large amount of Hippogriff shit fell on Snape.
Snape stopped dead in his tracks, horrified by what had just occurred. ‘It is all a bad dream,’ he thought. ‘A really bad dream.’
But it wasn’t a dream. He, Severus Snape, was standing in a corridor covered in shit. And all his Potions students were laughing uncontrollably at him.
A faint glowing caught his eye, and Snape realised that something was written in the shit. "What does it say?" he asked through gritted teeth, marvelling at his patience.
" ‘Shit happens’," Harry told him with a straight face. "Which is very true, don’t you think?"
"I think I am going to kill you!!" Snape yelled at the top of his voice. But as soon as he moved, he slipped and fell on his arse.
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Oh! I keep a complete list of ALL my Screwy Disclaimers! If ya wanna read it just go here: http://vampirefreaks.com/journal.php?u=GoddessMoonLdy.
The entry is Titled: Fic Disclaimers!
Au revour!