I've been on this earth for 2 long decades. And there are few things I know for certain.

They are:

- Love is always worth it. For five minutes, five years, for however long, it's worth it.

-Men lie.

-Knowing is always better than wondering.

- Robert Pattinson is like a dirty lollipop. Yes, you dropped it in a pile of dirt, but you would lick it (him) clean. And you know it.

- Twilight has ruined men for me. Because now I want an Edward type, and I don't think they exist.

I love me some Jasper/Edward love, because, quite frankly, I can't choose between them, so why not have them both. I love angst, and well written slash and "opposite" lemons. I'm currently working on a Twilight/ Persuasion hybrid, because I think that 1.) Jane Austen got it right and 2.)an Edward/Captain Wentworth type character would make my private parts tingle ;), and 3.) I am need of an Anne Elliot-type Bella character.