| QuixoticQuest |
Author has written 14 stories for Star Wars, New Jedi Order, Young Wizards, and Young Jedi Knights. Name: QuixoticQuest FFN Nickname: Don Gender: F Age: 19 Favorite Food: If we're talking kinds of food in the broad sense I'd say Greek or Japanese. If we're talking specifics I'd say chocolate or any kind of noodle dish (as long as it's not spicy). Favorite kind of tic-tac (random I know): Wintergreen. School- I won't say which school I go to but I will say that I'm a college student and I'm studying visual arts, teaching, English (as in literature and stuff), and Japanese. I spent four years in high school studying writing so I'm focusing more on my visual arts right now so I can be a comic artist (and since that doesn't always pay well I'm going to be an English teacher on the side). AIM- QuixoticQuest009 (I'm not on AIM as much as I used to be, so if you want to talk there, message me and I'll sign on). Political Affiliation: Rabbits Religious View- I am, according to some a "half atheist" since I don't believe in God or any form of greater power but I still have spiritual beliefs like reincarnation. I don't bash people for religions though (I was raised Jewish after all and I am open minded). Whatever keeps you going and makes you smile is what you should believe in. =) I'm probably closer to a secular humanist. Pro Monkey World Domination?: Pro. But I'm also pro-kitty world domination (see bottom of my profile) so I don't know how that works out. ?_? Current Classes in School- Communicating in Japanese I, Philosophy of Gender and Race, I have been taking Rhetoric for the past few weeks but I start Speak Out soon (another speech type class), Teaching and Learning, and Markmaking and Representation (drawing and painting- it kicks butt!!). What Fandoms I don't like or Can't Understand- High School Musical (I loathe this so don't get me started), Twilight (I won't harp on you about this one, but I don't read or write it either), Jonas Brothers, and basically anything related to the Disney Channel isn't my thing I don't like most of them to begin with. If you want to call me something simpler, then you can call me Don (that's not my real name of course- I'm not going to tell you what it is)- (as in Don Quixote- since that's where the word Quixotic came from and I like that word). I really like fantasy and science fiction. My current obsession is writing my fan fic about Tahiri and Anakin in Star Wars since I, like many others was disappointed by the NJO series. I'm also working on some Young Wizards stuff, but it's giving me writer's block so it stinks. I tried doing some of the "revival" type stories for NJO as an experiment, bringing Anakin back into the series through a strange idea. I might post that story later. It didn't work that well when I wrote it though. We shall see. Favorite Quotes "Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in a corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe. And enjoy the ride..." -Solbeam "My best friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read." -Abraham Lincoln "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." -Ghandi "What's popular is not always right and what's right is not always popular." -Unknown "Not all who wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkien "When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes." -Erasmus "If I knew everything then I wouldn't need to be here." -Me "I've found the paradox: that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love." -Mother Teresa "I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with more than any other person. Love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of. Love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone but still getting weak at the knees when they walk into a room and smile at you." -Anonymous “Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.” -Ernie Capadino (Quoted from the film “A League of Their Own”). "All you really need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate." -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "Dear IRS, please remove me from your mailing list." -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Shultz "I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building." -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong." -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "I think I've discovered the secret of life- you just hang around until you get used to it." -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself." -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?" -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "To live is to dance, to dance is to live." -Peanuts (Charles Shultz) "There's no such thing as maturity... unless you're a plant." -Me "There's no such thing as failure. Only EPIC FAILURE." -Me "Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans." -John Lennon Imagine there's no Heaven Imagine there's no countries You may say that I'm a dreamer Imagine no possessions You may say that I'm a dreamer -"Imagine" written and performed by John Lennon- If you can imagine this dream and believe it will come, repost this to your profile. "Love sought is good, but given unsought is better." -William Shakespeare If you love Charles Shultz and Peanuts post this to your profile. Nine years gone and we still can't get over it. RIP Mr. Shultz, you're missed and loved. Favorite Things: 1. Writing (period) 2. Drawing 3. Reading Other things I like: 1. Manga/Anime 2. Science Fiction and Fantasy 3. Going to Plays and Movies 4. Eating 5. Anakin Solo and Tahiri Veila- The best characters in SW that are underused and unappreciated in the Star Wars series NJO (and beyond). Most of my stories are dedicated to the two of them. 6. Music (I could list bands forever- so I'm only going to list tops- which is still a long list but shorter than the other one): L'arc en Ciel, Simon and Garfunkle, Paul Simon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, The Police, CCR, Cat Stevens, Eric Clapton, Queen, Tom Petty, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Orange Range, Urufuruzu, John Mellencamp, T.M. Revolution, The Beatles, D-51, Elton John, Pink Floyd, Paul McCartney, Journey,Weezer, Dire Straits, Phil Collins, Green Day, Billy Joel, Peter Gabriel, Three Dog Night, U2, Chicago, Eagles, Elliot Smith, The Who, Rolling Stones, The Kooks, Doobie Brothers, David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, Belle and Sebastian, Sufjan Stevens, and Mark Knopfler (okay, this is still kind of long but it's all good). I wonder what would happen if Kakashi Sensei had to go to the dentist. Then maybe we'd get to see his face. I might use that as a story premise. My college work is making most of my work go on HIATUS!!(scary thought- though not nearly as scary as Darth Vader drinking chocolate milk through a crazy swirly straw). Another scary thought: Boba Fett eating cookies while Darth V. drinks chocolate milk. Favorite Character Pairings: Star Wars Anakin/Tahiri (though I feel bad for my character James because he gets left out of the loop- see story for reference) Anakin Skywalker/Padme OC (James)/Wyn Fel Jaina/Zekk Jaina/Ganner (I read that pairing in a fan-story, it actually worked pretty well) Jacen/Tenel Ka Jag/Jaina (I guess if the story is well written, any Jaina/ pairing works) Apples/Bananas (Wait... those aren't Star Wars Characters... OR ARE THEY??) Anime/Manga Otani/Koizumi (Lovely Complex) Ed/Winry (FMA) Beet/Poala (Beet the Vandel Buster) Shinichi/Ran (Detective Conan) Masaru/Haruna (Monkey High) Chrono/Rosetto (Chrono Crusade) Tohru/Kyo (Furuba) Kyoko/Katsuya (Furuba) Naruto/Hinata (Naruto)- probably one of my only non-canon pairing favorites Yoshimori/Tokine (Kekkaishi) Sawako/Kazehaya (Kimi ni Todoke) Makoto/Ito (W Juliet) Young Wizards Kit/Nita Dairine/Roshaun Mediator Suze/Jesse Danny Phantom Sam/Danny Redwall Rose/Martin Avatar Katara/Ang Life Me + Fudge Me + Chocolate Me+ Chocolate = Fudge... Wait... WHAT??
-I like fudge (wait, understatement- I LOVE FUDGE!!) -Politics- kinda irrelevant on a fan-fic website but see the top of my profile if you really want to know) -I love Monty Python- freaking funny stuff that. -Apples, I like apples -I hate it when I have bad grammar or spelling -Joy to the World (Great Song!!) Projects I'm working on or will start on later: IP= In Progress Life and the Force- The third and FINAL part of the Namesake series (officially a trilogy). For fun here's the German translation: Das Lieben und Macht. IP. Heritage - Follow up on the events after "Life and the Force." First part of the Jedi Mastery series. This is a few years later when everyone is older. I won't go into detail because it will give away the end of the Namesake Series. Masterstroke- Sequel to "Heritage," the turmoil following the events in "Heritage" nearly brings the galaxy to its knees, will the New Jedi Order survive if its breaking point is from the inside? Fallen Knight- Sequel to "Masterstroke." (I'm thinking of switching around the titles of the stories, I might put this one after "LATF" instead of Heritage. But the series plot is the same. Shades of Gray -Sequel to "Fallen Knight." FINAL part of the Jedi Mastery series. Dynasty- The children of the main characters in Jedi Mastery begin their own adventures. Order of Chaos- Sequel to "Dynasty." A troubling enemy has arisen from the ashes of the defeated enemies of The Jedi Master series and he is an enemy many of the Jedi would rather not fight (sorry, until those stories are posted the summaries will continue to be vague). At the helm of a new order, this enemy has trained dark as well as light force Jedi to defy the New Republic as well as the newly formed Jedi Order. Bliss- A few chapters about Tahiri and Anakin a few years before the Yuuzhan Vong war begins and their lives are forever changed. Childhood bliss and joy only lasts for a moment and Anakin/Tahiri plan to enjoy every minute of it. Along the Road- A piece that takes place in the future of Anakin and Tahiri's lives. They have a lot to think about and many people to remember. Reflections in the Force- A reflection from Tahiri's POV about her past with Anakin and her feelings leading up to "Namesake." Star Funked- Yes, Star FUNKED, here's why: The Mission at Mykyr (we all know it and we all hated it) but add in characters from Harry Potter and Naruto and let's see what happens. Parody/Humor. (Start is postponed- I am going to work on "When..." for a while, just to get the ball rolling). Philosophical Suckage- Yoda and Luke train on Dagobah- only one thing is different- Yoda is lecturing Luke on how to deal with how much life sucks (stupid right?) but the twist is kind of a Yoda meets Descartes- "I suck therefore I am." Revenge of the Cookie Sith- The sequel to "Temptation." Childhood Friends- Alternate scenario for Anakin and Tahiri. What if they had both been orphans born on Tatooine? What would change and how would their relationship change now that they're in the same boat? Breach of Command- I'm thinking of doing a clone wars commando story since I just picked up "Order 66" at the bookstore. This is also tied to the namesake series in a few ways (I'm not going into detail until the Namesake series is done because it will give away some of the good stuff in "Life and the Force" and "Heritage." The Star King- Sequel to "Breach of Command," the years have passed since the end of the last story and the items left behind by Fenix Detron are rediscovered by a rebel squadron as they scrounge the remains of the Imperial bases. The Empire has fallen beyond repair but its servants still have the potential to rise again. The Warriors in White- A new squad of stormtroopers trained to be the prime of the elite are determined to finish the brutal work of Detron but in doing so they endanger all that Detron stood for in the empire. As the Emperor finds out about these threats, he gives the order to have them executed on sight. The stormtrooper version of order 66 is about to take place in reverse. Where We Left Off- Beet the Vandel Buster: The adventures continue as I would have written them from Volume 13. (To be started later when I'm done with everything else, it will be an ongoing series since I don't really do one-shots). In Rainbows- Sequel to "Life's Song." TO BEGIN ONCE "A WIZARD ON MARS," IS RELEASED IN APRIL. Cheese Slices- Wedge Antilles is fed up with the growing tension between Luke and Vader and stages an intervention. Humor/Comedy. Monster- Teen Titans: I'm playing with this idea of a knight kind of thing but when the knight protects, the price is that the knight's deed becomes dark because he has to become dark to to be the best hero. BB becomes this kind of hero for better or for worse, and it distances him from the rest of the team. He also loses himself to his inner monster that has been building since Terra left. It's still in development but I'm hopeful that I'll get it up soon (like always it's not a one shot- it's a series- so development takes a lot longer). What He Left Behind- HP- I didn't originally plan to do any HP stuff, but this story idea just came to me while I was considering alternate endings to fantasy series I've read. So basically the idea is this: Final Battle AU, some things don't go quite as the book writes it and as per my usual style of writing, there's romance and angst to be had along with some high time action. When heroics aren't enough, what's a guy to do? Anywhere- YJK: There are some things in life that need saying, and some that're best left unsaid, Jacen, Jaina, Tenel Ka, Zekk, Anakin, Tahiri, and Lowie are about to find out what those things are. Short series. All Things Go- YJK: Losing at a sparring match isn't quite as painful as having that which is important being gone completely- Series about growing up and apart. Somewhere Out There- (Most of my stuff is AU, but I haven't done any classic AU stuff so here's one for that)Obi Wan Kenobi is a young padawan with determination and spirit that no one can break, but can even the most code bound young Jedi avoid collisions that are naturally bound to occur? (I'm thinking Obi-Wan/OC here). IP. The Promises We Make- Avatar. A promise made is a promise kept, but sometimes a greater calling asks more of us than we bank on giving. Any requests for stories- let me know! Finished Pieces Namesake- Pt. 1 of the Namesake series. The Temptation:- Pt. 1 of the Temptation series. When it Begins Again- Pt. 2 of the Namesake series. Life's Song- Pt. 1 of YW series. In Progress Life and the Force-Sequel to "When it Begins Again." Revenge of the Cookie Sith- OFF HIATUS FINALLY!! But still brainstorming ideas. Remember- YJK- IP. Having some writer's block but I'll be posting more often soon. Somewhere Out There- In development. Soon to begin once "Remember" gets going. ~Random Copy and Paste~ /l、
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your "I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!" -Kitty Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism If you absolutely adore Darth Vader, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. DON SAYS: "I do have my own little world... It's called my life." Quote © Don AKA Quixotic Quest IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE AND SIMPLY WANT TO LIVE IT HOW YOU DREAM IT- POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. (Actually I can't make any guarantees about that, it sounds like too much fun)- Don. 98 percent of teenagers currently do smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Smoking sucks). Here are some sayings courtesy of Asia Grimm (Thanks!) =) Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me ! Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change. Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart. Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Criticizing is easy, art is difficult. Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though. I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philospher. The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open. The best mind-altering drug is truth. Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry. A winner listens, a loser just waits untill it is their turn to talk. Guns don’t kill people — people do. He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. The best things in life are not things. If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. Don’t be humble. You’re not that great. I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here. He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t. He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world. You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good. I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you. “Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!” Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities. The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it. There’s too much blood in my caffeine system. I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now? Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it. Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before. Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Stereotypes are bad. Here are some. The bold ones are the ones that apply to me. Repost this if you agree. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I have LEARNING DIFFERENCES so I MUST not be intelligent. I'm SHORT so I MUST like being regarded as and called "cute." I'm a Tom-boy so I MUST be rebellious. I am OPEN MINDED so I MUST have no opinion. I eat healthy and exercize so I MUST not be enjoying myself. I am a college student who doesn't like partying so I MUST be anti-social. I'm a GIRL so I MUST like shopping for clothes. I read fantasy and science fiction so I MUST have no life. I'm a GIRL so I MUST wear makeup and dress up for boys. I've been told I am an anomaly among people of my generation by those older than me. I've been told I'm a misguided dreamer and find nothing wrong with it. I've been told that your inner strength is the only thing you can count on and believe it. I've been taught that people come and go from your life rapidly but the impression they leave is forever. I've been shown Fear of the unknown is the reason why people don't want to see outside the box. I've seen first hand the feelings of almost losing both parents due to the negligence of a driver. I've sat beside people from all walks of life and many of them have become close friends. I've felt the weight of responsibility of someone twice my age and have a better understanding of what to expect. I live in the real world but like to dabble in the worlds of fantasy from time to time. I love horses because when around them you can be yourself and only be judged by the love you give. I love to write simply because it's a creative expression and a way to pass the time. Girls Don't Realize These Things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Girls always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well, ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head, "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry.' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'. I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you agree with the following statement: I know a guy/girl like the one described above in "Girls don't realize these things" and I know that they would do any of the following for me. I have an important person in my life and I would give them infinite chances over some jerk any day of the week. Hurrahs for the non-jerks in this world!! The 10 Things We Say When We Mean Something Else 10. I'm walking beside you and I bump your shoulder and say "Sorry," when I mean to say "I'd never hurt you." 9. I'm sitting with you on the couch and I laugh at something one of the characters says while saying to you, "That was a great joke," when I mean to say, "You're the reason I love to laugh and enjoy myself." 8. I tell my friends "You're nice," when I mean to say "You're wonderfully indescribable." 7. You start walking home after we've hung out together and I say, "Hang on, here's that book/movie I wanted to lend you," I really mean to say, "I don't want you to leave." 6. I say, "You're the best friend anyone could ever have," when I mean, "You're irreplaceable." 5. I fight with you and say, "Being with you complicates things," when I mean, "It's hard for me to work through life, but you're the reason I can get through it." 4. I say "I know a few great guys (or girls)," when I mean, "I know a few great guys (or girls) but none of them are you." 3. I say "It's your fault!" Or "It's my fault!" When I mean to say, "You let me be human and be myself." 2. I stand beside you and I say, "I'm sorry," whenever our bodies brush in the slightest. When I mean to say, "Don't let go." 1. I get frustrated, agitated, and talk about so many things over the phone, in person that aren't that important, and at the end of the day I say, "See you tomorrow," when I really mean, "I love you." IF YOU'RE SOMEONE WHO HAS HELD BACK WHEN YOU MEANT TO SAY ANY OF THOSE THINGS (OR THINGS LIKE THOSE) TO SOMEONE IMPORTANT TO YOU: POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE, ADD YOUR NAME TO THIS LIST AND THE NAME OF THE PERSON YOU WANT TO SAY THOSE THINGS TO. Don "QuixoticQuest"- Jesse, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars,BirdsofPrey9832, Josephine18, Jedipilot24, AtrumUnas, the good dr, Don "QuixoticQuest". Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you suck at video games copy this into your profile. (Um, yes? My brothers beat me all the time). If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile (Whoever doesn't is a square). If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (I wouldn't say "Stalking" per se- but I do have character crushes). If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile (All the time). My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile (Well, being sane is for squares, so I guess I'm a circle) The Difference Between a Friend and a Best Friend Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friend: Helps you move in/out of a house Best Friend: Helps you move bodies Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. (Yes). If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Yes). If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes, many times). If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! (Well, duh) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (Yes, and it really hurt) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (Amazingly, yes, I have, I hurt my knees doing it, yowch). If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Which time?). If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile (I do that at least twice a day, LOL) Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back even when you hang up on him. Who'll lie under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead. Who keeps your picture in his wallet. Who wants to show you off to the world even when you’re in sweatpants. Who holds your hand in front of all his friends. Who thinks you’re beautiful without makeup. One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you. THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT’S HER. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile 92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea) Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word. If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat, Don “QuixoticQuest,” If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-) 16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?" A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again. Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies AND MILK!!) Isn’t he just ADORABLE? The parent of all plot bunnies! Below are some wickedly awesome Random Philosophies. If you want the full list, go to MC FooFoo's profile: One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. EMO—Extravagantly Made Origami Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't obsess! I think intensely. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. ~~~Nine Things I Hate About Everyone~~~ 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your 4. When people say "it's always the last place you 5. When people say while watching a film "did 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. 8. When people say "life is short". What?? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks ~HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound', that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! :) Very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag and 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE at another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Funny Sayings (copied and pasted) Courtesy and Credit to platowasabore- Thanks!!- Don =) A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you ,my friend, can kiss my ass. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat, Don “QuixoticQuest,” If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat, Don “QuixoticQuest,” If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile (If you haven’t you’re even stupider). If your friends act like idiots and you keep relatively sane copy and paste this into your profile If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics while everyone else thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile. If you edit the grammar, mechanics, and spelling errors you find in the things you copy and paste onto your profile... WELL?? Copy and paste this onto your profile and start editing already!! Girls If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. ~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you’re a secular humanist and damn proud of it post this onto your profile. If you're going to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down. Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door. If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn, we sure screwed up!" Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Want a solution for being stressed? Then try spelling it backwards. The difference between knowing what exercise is and what exorcize is- is the difference between life and death if you're a ghost. WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now Quotes from Icons or Elsewhere: Obi-Wan: Anakin, I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Random: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!! T-shirt my friend was wearing: I'm not a geek. I'm a level 12 paladin. T-shirt I was wearing the other day: The secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I'm doing. I hope I never get drunk enough to say that. Ha, ha. Monty Python: 1.It's all a part of growing up and being British. 2. Having an argument isn't just saying yes it is- no it isn't. Yes it is! No it isn't!! Princess Bride: Inconceivable! NOTE: AGAIN, IF YOU HAVE ANY REQUESTS FOR STORIES I SHOULD WRITE NOW OR IN THE FUTURE PLEASE MESSAGE ME, I DON'T MIND SUGGESTIONS (PERIOD). OR IF THERE'S A STORY YOU WANT ME TO UPDATE, MESSAGE ME AND/OR VOTE IN THE POLL AT THE TOP OF MY PROFILE PAGE. THANKS! =) Don- Out!! | |||||||||
1. Graduation Speech reviewsCollege graduation is just around the corner and Kit seems a little more nervous than seems normal. What can Nita do to help? Or will Kit's nervousness take complete control? One-shot number five!Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-09 - Complete2. Life and the Force » reviewsSEQUEL TO WHEN IT BEGINS AGAIN. Old friends, new enemies. The past resurfaces with a long lost friend of Anakin's, but he's not the same person he used to be... who is he?New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,810 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 9-6-09 - Anakin Solo & Tahiri V.3. At the End of the WorldPoem/Song from Jaina's POV. Slighly post LOTF, mostly a reflection on the events in NJO as well as LOTF. Please R&R, this is my first poem on FFN.New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Published: 11-20-09 - Jaina S. & Jacen S. - Complete4. Trial and Error reviewsNita is prepping for a short trip and Kit's busy trying to correct all the errors in her wizardry diagrams, but is that what he's really trying to say? Sometimes the things we want to say don't always come out right.Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-09 - Complete5. Fever Pitch reviewsNita's got a fever during Winter Break, is boredom going to rule? Or will Nita find some other way to pass the time? Find out! My third one-shot! R&R please! WEEEEEEEEEE!Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-09 - Complete6. In Rainbows » reviewsSEQUEL TO LIFE'S SONG. Kit journeys to Mars for what is truly a battle to save the lives of everyone important to him and Dairine too comes face to face with more than just her newly found feelings but the corruption of the entire planet of Wellakh...Young Wizards - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 11-6-097. Remember » reviewsAU At the raw age of seven ranging to ten, the young students enter the academy to find they are not likely to have experiences that are quite so easily forgotten as any they've had before and gain knowledge about the galaxy that will change them forever.Young Jedi Knights - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 10-22-098. Memories reviewsNew Years- Nita goes with her father and Dairine to a festival to relive some old memories but Nita's not the only one who has a different idea of how the festival should be spent. My second one-shot! My summaries are bad so please just read!Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-09 - Complete9. Scary Romeo and Spooked Out Juliet? reviewsBelated Halloween One-shot. Nita and Kit's school is hosting a Romeo and Juliet themed party on Halloween, and Nita's playing Juliet, but who's playing Romeo? T rating to be safe though I don't think there's anything T rated in here.Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-8-09 - Complete10. Life's Song » reviewsAt the end of another long school year, just a year post the events of "W-War," Nita and Kit find themselves thrown into a new level of wizardry that not even they have seen or experienced before, and events that even the Powers hadn't foreseen...Young Wizards - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,121 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete11. Revenge of the Cookie Sith » reviewsThe sequel to "The Temptation." Luke goes to hunt down Vader who stole his cookies. But he ends up getting caught up in an argument about bad dialogue instead. Will Luke ever get his cookies back? Or will Vader eat them all? M for fudge content.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 7-12-09 - Darth V. & Luke S.12. When it Begins Again » reviewsSequel to Namesake.Includes:A/T, J/Z,and J/TK.Anakin's plans for the war's end may not be as perfect as he thought and his decision may cause others to choose a path that leads to more tragedy than he originally planned.Other genres:angst/drama.AU.New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,086 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 7-8-09 - Anakin Solo & Tahiri V. - Complete13. Namesake » reviewsAnakin's fears about his name are finally confirmed. This story takes place as an alternative to the events after Serpindal in NJO. M rating for language and violence content. A/T, J/TK, Z/J, and an added theme of angst. Plus some of my own characters. AUStar Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 6-27-09 - Anakin S. & Jacen S. - Complete14. The Temptation » reviewsWhat if the Emperor had used cookies to tempt Luke to the Dark Side- what would Luke's reaction be? Would he accept? M rating to be safe about language and fudge content.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 6-30-09 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete