| DarkPhoenixForce |
Author has written 37 stories for X-Men: Evolution, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, And Then There Were None, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Stardust, Twilight, Ring/Ringu, Wolverine & the X-Men, Elder Scroll series, Star Wars, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Shining. Proud Member of the C.D.A.C.(Cross-dimensional Awareness Committee). When people ask me what this means, I tell them, "These are not the droids you are looking for." | |||||
1. Red Dawn » reviewsSet after the events of Last Stand. A Magneto now back in full control of his powers pays a visit to someone he hasn't seen in many years. New allegiances are formed and a mutant potentially more devastating than the Dark Phoenix itself is unleashed.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-14-13 - Published: 5-19-11 - Magneto2. Out of the Rabbit Hole »"I wonder if I've been changed in the night? . . . Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same . . . 'Who in the world am I'"-Alice in Wonderland Professor Xavier had a curious dream, and then he woke up. However, it seems the world has only gotten stranger since he stopped dreaming.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Published: 11-21-12 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier3. The Incredible Journey »The bizarre tale of an even more bizarre heroine, or perhaps anti-heroine.Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Updated: 11-4-12 - Published: 10-27-124. The Guardian Angel and a Black Rose » reviews"Do not worry...I will send an angel...to guide you whenever you are uncertain of your path..."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 5-25-11 - Bellatrix L.5. Marvel Character Who Are Just Complete Idiots » reviewsEver wonder about those little plot holes that are filled in with really...interesting stuff? Here's a look at how stupid some of the characters actually are under closer examination.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-19-11 - Published: 5-17-116. When Life Imitates Art reviews...things may often go awry. See what would happen if George Lucas were in charge of Marvel Comics.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-117. The Strange Events in the Lives of the X Men » reviewsLogan gazed at the fire for a moment without answering. Suddenly, he grinned. "Mind if I help?" Emma stared at him. "Your jokes are not appreciated, Wolverine."Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-18-10 - Published: 9-4-10 - White Queen/Emma G. Frost & Wolverine/Logan8. The Sinister Truth Version 20 reviews"I must...recalculate. However, this should not change my final result. Not if I add in a few...precautionary measures...It seems as though this Lady may soon serve her purpose."X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-31-109. Advice reviewsThis is based more off of a comic, but I put it under this anyway. Plot line: It turns out the Ice Queen has feelings after all. Poor BeastWolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-10 - White Queen/Emma G. Frost - Complete10. Ring of Twilight » reviewsWell, for those of you who have always dreamed of the day when Samara's video tape would come to Forks...Crossover - Ring/Ringu & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-24-10 - Published: 2-7-10 - Bella11. The Shining Meets Twilight: a short tale reviewsIt had to be done. Rated K plus for murder and mildly irritating people.Crossover - Twilight & Shining - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-10 - Complete12. The Cullen's Movie Night reviewsRated K for safety. This really is LONG overdue. I might write a longer one.Crossover - Ring/Ringu & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete13. How Twilight Should Have Ended reviewsNot for the devoted Twilight fan. This is a short story based off of Meyer's explanation for why she suspended writing Midnight Sun. Hopefully this will save some from the trauma of actually having to read her nonsense.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-9-09 - James - Complete14. A Lesson in Film making reviewsKind of a crossover. Movie Phoenix meets the real PhoenixX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-09 - Jean G. - Complete15. Hell Hath No Fury reviewsIt turns out that Wanda and Pietro's mom is alive, and she isn't happy about one of her little angels being locked up in an asylum. I used some of my friend's ideas.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-09 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete16. The Traumatic Deaths of Certain Marvel Characters » reviewsThe Scarlet Witch decides to get revenge on the Marvel Comic writers for the horrible way she eventually turned out, by killing random charactersX-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 8-5-0917. The Real Xmen Trailers the last stand reviewsmostly the last stand. a crack-fic voice overX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete18. Everybody Hates Tax Collectors reviewsA random thoughtStardust - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-09 - Lamia - Complete19. The Maniacs Behind the Madness reviewsThe Quagmire triplets get their hands on a magazine that one particular villianess finds very important.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-29-09 - Esme S. - Complete20. Something Else is Wrong With Bella » reviewsso my friend made a comment after the sixth movie that bella was like luna's evil twin. you have been warned. inspired in part by the sixth movie.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 7-16-09 - Bellatrix L. & Luna L.21. And Then There Were Parodies reviewsNo summary needed.And Then There Were None - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-15-09 - Complete22. Welcome to the Order of the Sphinx reviewsA parody of Harry's first intro. to the Order.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-15-09 - Harry P. - Complete23. Ministry Fight Spoof reviewsComplete randomness mocking the fight in Order of the Phoenix.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-09 - Complete24. Bellatrix's New Assingment reviewsBellatrix is given the chance to make up for failing to retrieve the prophecy from the Ministry. How? by posing as one of the studentsHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-14-09 - Bellatrix L.25. A collection of humerous, unheard tales » reviewsSeveral short stories on my random thoughts throughout the x-men movies.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 6-30-0926. Why So Serious, Jean? reviewsOur favorite psychotic villians have a discussion, while waiting for a psychologist appointment.Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-09 - Jean G. & Joker - Complete27. Wrath of the Phoenix reviewsTake the angry mother lioness protecting her cub analogy and multiply it times 10 to the tenth power.This is what happens when Jean's four year old daughter is one of the kidnapped X-kids in the second movie.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-10-09 - Jean G. & Colonel W. Stryker - Complete28. The Dark Side of the Force: Phoenix Style » reviewsWhat happens when an expirement gone wrong transports the X-men into a galaxy far,far away. Set during the first Kotor Game. Please read and review.Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 6-13-0929. Mystique's RevengeMystique gets a chance to pay back the brotherhood, in the form of Pietro and Wanda's relative coming to check up on them.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Published: 6-30-0930. From the AshesFire: an unpredictable force that doesn't like to be tamed. My first attempt at the story of Jean Grey's daughter.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Published: 6-22-0931. An Interesting Conversation reviewsStorm and the Phoenix have a little discussion, about a 'small' matter Jean never resolved, in the middle of the final battle.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-18-09 - Storm & Jean G. - Complete32. Bittersweet reviewsMy take on the first time Magneto met his children, particularly Wanda. I might write something else based off of this. I'm not sure yet. sorry for the spelling errors.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-09 - Magneto/Erik L. & Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete33. What if? » reviewsthe professor always said she had a place with the x-men, what if she did become one of them due to a different memory alteration when she was thirteen. what if she believed her entire family was dead. what if she started to remember the truth.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-14-09 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.34. Pyro's Beta random pawn of Magneto's has a bet for Pyro, one that the Phoenix will not like. one of his stupid moves is taken from Toad from x-men evo.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Published: 6-14-09 - Pyro & Jean G. - Complete35. The Phoenix's visit to the Psychologist reviewsJean decides to get some professional help.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-13-09 - Jean G. - Complete36. Part 2: Jean's Revenge reviewsSince Jean can't just attack Xavier, she finds another method of revenge.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-13-09 - Jean Grey & Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete37. The Reason Jean Doesn't Cover for Anybody reviewsThis is a brief and hopefully humerous fic. of what happens when Jean is asked to cover for someone.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-09 - Jean Grey & Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete