ok this is soo random, and i don't even know if anyone will read my fanfic that is if i ever get it up

like the brilliant stephanie meyer--my idea came in dream form--and now im writing it down at vampire speed (ok maybe not that fast)

Name: Sarah! not stiles, btw, I was watching Whose Line Is It Anyway when I was trying to make up names, and I love Ryan Stiles, so yeah!

Age: Sweet 16!

Favorite Books: Twilight (duh!), Mortal Instrument trilogy (

Favorite Movies: Not Twilight (watch The Best of Rifftrax Twilight version...it explains why so well!), PRince Caspian, Chocolat, Peter Pan, Titanic, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Roman Holiday, Pride and Prejudice, and Wuthering Heights!

TV Shows: Bones, Gossip Girl, Ugly Betty, Pushing Daises (so sad it got cancelled...), Greek!, The Vampire Diares (whenever it comes on), True Blood, and 10 Things I Hate About You!

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight…

How long did it take you to read the books?

About a week total…then I read them again! And again…and again…

Who introduced you to the books?

Well, one friend threatened my life if I didn’t read it, then another one gave me the actual books….

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Borrowed, then a b-day present!

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Well…New Moon movie

What's your dream ending to the series?

Jacob imprinting on Tanya (that would have been hilarious!)

And Edward leaving Bella right before the wedding to come marry me instead!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Edward!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward! Again!

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

“Do I Dazzle You?”

“And so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb…”

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Edward proposing/Bella’s failed attempt to seduce him! (I wouldn’t have failed!)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

Anyone of them where he didn’t try to force himself on her. Sooo…I can’t think of any!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

In Phoenix, probably. Or when they figured out about Victoria’s new born army…

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

End of Eclipse…Vicky’s head rolling!

Which book cover was your favorite?

Eclipse

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Umm…Tough question! They’re in the top five!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight sun!

Midnight Sun or the New Moon Movie?

New Moon movie...there are no shirtless Edward or Jacob in Midnight sun

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

EDWARD!!

Bella or Jacob?

Does Jacob’s Abs count? Or Taylor Lautner’s for that matter?

Bella or Alice?

Alice…she’s my BFF!

Alice or Jacob?

Alice…No offense to Jacob, but he just makes me mad sometimes…

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice. I tried to get Rosalie to like me, but it didn’t work.

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

I love them both!

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett…he’s going to be my big brother!

Emmett or Jacob?

Hmm…make them both take their shirts off and I’ll get back to you!

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella…when’s she’s not whining

Esme or Charlie?

Esme, she sounds just like my mom.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle…I’d be better with a doctor for a dad than a cop.

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob, if I must choose.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Umm..the one that didn’t imprint on a two-year-old.

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

When I heard Cedric Diggory was going to be Edward.

Are you excited for New Moon?

Hopefully it’ll be better than Twilight. I was a tad disappointed with Twilight.

What do you think of the casting so far?

They cast all hot guys! What do you think?!

Are you going to go see New Moon?

Mainly to see Taylor and Rob’s abs…I mean I melted when I saw a glimpse of them!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

My buddy Brit…she just wants to see Taylor.

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

I don’t know…I thought I saw a Jake/Bella kiss in the trailer!

Breaking Dawn:

Did you buy the book as soon as it was out?

Midnight Party…I was there!

What did you think about Bella being turned into a vampire finally?

It took long enough!

Did you like who Jacob imprinted in the book?

Um…not quite…I paced for an hour yelling about it.

Did you like the ending?

Umm…A Happily Ever After? I guess it’ll do!

What did you think about the Volturi in the book?

I wanted more bloodshed! At least Jane dying…

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

Well, if Nessie and Jake’s future child is a boy and has Edward’s smile and Jacob’s abs I will be a happy camper. And if he marries me. Hmm, his name could be EJ! (Like what Bella wanted to name Renesmee!)

How did you feel about Charlie's reaction to finding out Edward was a vampire?

Pshh…I thought that was way too easy. My dad would have had a heart attack!

What did you think about Jacob breaking from Sam's pack?

I never liked Sam in the first place.

Did you like the relationship Bella and Jacob settled into at the end?

Not really…It just sort of ended

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight

How about Edward's?

End of New Moon. Most romantic I’d ever heard him, other than the meadow…

Jacob's?

Let’s see: He was a little blabber mouth in Twilight, an overly hormonal teenager in New Moon, a really pushy dog in Eclipse, and a creeper/cradle robber in Breaking Dawn. That about sums it up.

Alice's?

She was hilarious in Eclipse when she had to watch Bella.

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Depends on if there is a real Bella. If there wasn’t and I was Bella, then Edward. Otherwise a single male vampire who will fall unconditionally and irrevocably in love with me without killing me in the process.