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| Anonymous Santa |
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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Gakuen Alice, Harvest Moon, South Park, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Anonymous Santa is a normal highschool student who writes stuff on her free time and pretends to know karate. She has fucked-up friends that she loves and a current obsession with seaweed and Katekyo Hitman Reborn. She does not like people who do not review and she's open to anyone who wants to PM her, even if it's only to start a conversation. Her specialty is crack. But if you come knocking down on her door asking for it, then it probably isn't the kind of crack you're looking for. Also, she is currently taking in story oneshot requests, so if any of you readers have an idea of something she could write that can be dedicated to you, then please tell her! Requirements: -Has to be either yaoi/BL/shounen-ai. She takes in any pairing with Tsunafish, so if you want something written, then please send her a PM. P.S. Thread carefully when flaming. She knows karate. | |||||
1. Out of Sight, Out of Mind » reviews"What can you do for me? Well, I can think of a few things..." The other's smile turned a little scary. "What is it?" Tsuna asked eagerly, prepared to do anything. Yamamoto looked down at him, the usual grin plastered onto his face, "Service me." What happens when you wake up next to your best friend? Hilarity, of course. And apparently, love. 8027. Lemon. Rated M for a reason.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 4-22-13 - Published: 7-18-12 - T. Yamamoto & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.2. Going To Be Okay reviewsYamamoto has always been gay. Perhaps it began when a few of his baseball friends brought porn DVDs to training camp in sixth grade and he couldn't even get it up. Or maybe when he was born, he just 'was.' He knew he could only be with a man for as long as he lived and it frightened him, being what he was. But it all changed once he fell in love. 8027. Shounen-ai. Fluff. Oneshot.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-29-12 - T. Yamamoto & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete3. Here Lies Him reviews"He was y-your friend! And yet you killed him! How could you, Prongs, how could you?" Sirius demanded. James buried his face in his hands, "It was a mistake... I'm sorry, Moony! I'm so sorry!" Crack-filled, Marauder-friendship story.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-20-12 - Published: 9-17-10 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete4. Naughty Thoughts reviewsJames hears a conversation between Lily and Remus. Like the little boy he was, he thought of it as something different... oh, he was going to kill Padfoot. "Damn you, Sirius Black!" Rated T for some suggestions.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-17-12 - Published: 7-7-10 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete5. How to Handle a Fiery Redhead reviewsFor all those poor chums who are having problems with their fiery redheaded girlfriends. Follow this guide to learn how to tame this special, temperamental species. Read it with care. Written by Prongs. One-shot. T for a tiny bit of language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-30-12 - Published: 10-8-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete6. Conversations reviews"Well, let's just say that the Virgin Mary isn't really a virgin anymore." "Dude, you had sex with the Virgin Mary?" "It was stellar." Short drabble about harmless banter between two friends. T for language and minor suggestions.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-12 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete7. Keeping It Classy » reviewsThis night was going to be bloody perfect. I'd make sure of that. And if I have to ask that damn Imai woman for help to make it happen, I will. This was one marriage proposal I couldn't mess up. Mikan/Natsume. M for slight suggestions.Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-1-11 - Published: 5-30-11 - Mikan S. & Natsume H.8. Vanished » reviewsChelsea's missing. Her farm's deserted, her animals were left unfed, her usual cheeriness was gone from the town. Vaughn couldn't help but have a sinking feeling, that something was very wrong. It was almost as if she simply... vanished. Vaughn/ChelseaHarvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-2-11 - Published: 7-22-11 - Vaughn & Chelsea9. Firewhiskey reviewsWhat happens when twelve year old Sirius Black brings James Potter a bottle of Gryffindor Courage? Not slash. Reviews are lovely.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-7-11 - Published: 8-29-10 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete10. A Best Friend reviewsA good friend will help you up when you fall. "Oh thanks, Frank," James nodded gratefully. A best friend laughs and trips you again... "GOD, I SWEAR! PADFOOT, I WILL KILL YOU!" Rated T for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 5-7-11 - Published: 6-29-10 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete11. 10 Things I Hate About Hermione Granger reviewsI hate her abnormally bushy hair. It's all curly, curvy, loopy, circle-ly... and so BROWN! It looks so ugly! Like a bush! Like a freaking brown bush stuck to a head of a human being! General idea belongs to My Hopeless Romantic. T for a bit of language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 3-6-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete12. Children Will Be children » reviews"Mum, how are babies made?" One-shot. Rated T for some a tiny bit of language.Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-18-11 - Published: 6-22-10 - Natsume H. & Mikan S. - Complete13. I'm a Girl » reviewsLily – or should I say, Leo Evans, was a boy that was best mates with the Marauders since first year. Now, fifth year, he finds out that he's a hermaphrodite, and is turned into a girl! How will his mates take in the new Leo – er, Lily? Especially James?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-6-11 - Published: 12-22-10 - James P. & Lily Evans P.14. Age Difference » reviewsIf you looked around the corner, you'd see her. If you looked at the far end of Lake to a lonely tree, you'd see her. Many students saw glimpses of this third year girl. But the only one that she wanted to see looking at her, was him. But he was fifteen.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 9-2-10 - Remus L. & OC15. Gays Can Hook Up Too » reviewsCarmen has a dire problem. She hates men. She just can't stand them. She was not only disgusted, but also afraid of them. Remus Lupin, on the other hand, is the only boy she has talked to. Ever. Why, you ask? Because she thinks he's gay. RL/OCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-16-10 - Published: 11-3-10 - Remus L. & OC16. Annoying Sirius Black reviews"Alright there, Snuffles?" Light and fluffy. Fave and review! Not slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-1-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete17. Out of Body Experience » reviewsLily Evans hated James Potter. However, her view of him changed after spending time with him... since she switched bodies with his best friend. "Wait a second... why am I Sirius Black?" Read and review! T for language and slight suggestions in later chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-29-10 - Published: 6-26-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P.
