|Roses and Angels|
Author has written 3 stories for Speed Racer, and Speed Racer: The Next Generation.
Lets see here...All of you people can call me Katrina. Yes, like the hurricane. As it was put awhile back, I'm a huracanice bundle of energy. I destroy everything in my path... and then some. I have an age...I just can't seem to remember it. Lets see, I'm obsessed (or so my best friend says, but I've learned not to trust her judgment, 'cause she's even worse) with The Phantom of the Opera, ALW version, Harry Potter, Christmas music, torturing my little brother, and a bunch of other stuff that my memory can't recall right now. I'm really crazy, but then again, what else is new? Before anyone asks, I HATE TWILIGHT!! Yes, I'm a girl. Yes I am in love with a fictional character. No, it is not Edward Cullen. My star symbol is Virgo...so...perfectionist! Or at least that's what they tell me. Ah, well, I can't think of anything else. Later people!
I have the craziest obsessions. If anything, I belong in the Slytherin House. Or Paris. But mostly... yeah okay, mostly Paris.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who arent, copy this, put it in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.
If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you think yaoi, slash, and/or incest in fanfictions is creepy and wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile
If you say 'yeah...' alot copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile
If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.
A friend will start laughing with you to make you look like less of an idiot while the teacher tries to get a spot for you at the happy place. A true friend will start dancing with you on your way to your next class, even though you have different songs in your empty little heads. If you have a true friend, or many, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't use MySpace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If hear you, put this on your profile.you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.
If you're random and don't care, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature
If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped upstairs, copy this into your profile.
Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump assholes'!!
Then there is the possibility that 50 percent of kids would bring a chair and popcorn and 45 percent would bring a sofa and popcorn for them and their friends, lastly five percent would kill their selves. Cope and paste this everywhere if you are the 95 percent would bring popcorn and a chair/sofa or just plain laugh your ass off.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies-
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you -
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will bail you out of the jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “That was fun! Let’s do it again!”
A good friend will let you dance with her boyfriend. A best friend will yell, “He’s MINE!” then beat you up for asking.
A good friend will be there when you cry. A best friend will have already killed the person who made you cry.
Good friends are inseparable, but best friends can stay separated and nothing changes.
A good friend will ask you what’s wrong when you’re crying. A best friend will already know you’re sad when you show no facial expression.
"You and I are friends. "You fight, I fight", you cry, I cry", "you hurt, I hurt, you jump off a bridge...I'm gonna miss your dumb ass."
A good friend asks for something to eat
A best friend eats all the food and says "what’s for dinner?"
A good friend will ask you for a piece of your sandwich.
A best friend will take it and eat it all without you realizing it.
A friend will tell you when you’ve had too much to drink. a best friend would shove a half empty keg in your face and say bitch, you best finish that.. you know we don’t waste.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when I go away. A best friend won't let you go away.
A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.
A good friend will stop you from doing stupid things. A best friend won’t let you do it alone.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!
Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.
Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me
MOO... I'm a fish
Silence is Golden, Ducktape is Silver
Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do
Love isn't about joy, its about endurance
Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
Without all that red and gold crap.
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.
Gryffindor (The biggest heros. Ever.)
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
1.Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.
2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.
3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.
4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.
5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.
6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!
7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.
8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.
9. Gryffindors are attention whores.
Slytherin ('Cause we're just awesome like that)
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.
2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.
3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.
4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.
5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).
6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).
7. Why be normal? Or good?
8. Most of us are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.
9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.
10. Seriously evil wizards/witchs coming through.
11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.
13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.
14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.
15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.
16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.
17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.
18. Never wound what can kill you.
19. Slytherin: Because we're all slightly insane.
20. Because we rely on Slytherin's honor. If you're our friend/family member, we'd give our own lives to save you. Everyone else is on their own.
Hufflepuff (Some of the kindest people on the planet. No offense intended towards the badgers.)
Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself?
1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.
2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.
3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.
5. You think we're nice? That's cute...
6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.
7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.
8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.
9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?
10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.
11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.
12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.
13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?
14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.
15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.
Ravenclaw (The smartest house in the school. They don't blow anything up either.)
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.
2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.
3. I can kill you with my brain.
4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.
5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).
6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.
7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)
8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.
9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)
10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in much the same spirit as the three wise men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until they found a parking space."-Dave Barry
"Why you stuck up...half witted...scruffy looking...NERF HERDER!!!"-Princess Leia Organa, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back
"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie."-Princess Leia, The Empire Strikes Back
"Governor Tarkin. I should have expect to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."-Princess Leia, A New Hope
"Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not distill for this. When they here you've attacked a diplomatic..."
"Don't act so surprised your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spys. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you."
"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan."
"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her away!"-Princess Leia and Darth Vader, A New Hope
"Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"-Princess Leia, A New Hope
"Laugh it up fuzzball."-Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back
Unsafe External Link