✩ Kelsiee ✩

Hi, My Name Is Kelsie, And I'm 16,

My Favourite Fan Fiction Stories To Read About: Harry Potter

My Favourite Chacters To read About: Draco/Ginny Lucius/Ginny Katie/Oliver, Blaise, Luna, Sirius, Hermione

✩ Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

01.) Ginny Weasley

02.) Draco Malfoy

03.) Blaise Zabini

04.) Oliver Wood

05.) Luna Lovegood

06.) Lucius Malfoy

07.) Fred Weasley

08.) George Weasley

09.) Sirius Black

10.) Katie Bell

11.) Severus Snape

12.) Neville Longbottom

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
- Lucius/Severus, Aha I Don’t Read Thing Like That

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
- Oliver Freakin’ Wood, Ohh Gosh Damn, YESS ! Hot To The Max !

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
- Neville Can Get George Prego ! Ohh Goshh : l !

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
- Sirius, Why Yes, lol Havent Read Any Great One Tho ..

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
- Draco And Lucius, What’s Wrong With You ! EWW, That’s NOT Right

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
- Luna/Sirius or Luna/Katie. Lmao Imma Saay Lunna Sirius, Im Not A Fan Of Slash

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
- Fred Walks In On Draco And Neville… Ohh Gosh He’d NEVER Let Them Live It Down, lol I’d Read That Story : P

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Blaise/Katie.

Oh, I’ve Read Some Good One About Them Okkay Ehem:

He Couldn’t Understand What Was Wrong With Him, The Gryfindor Was Everywhere He Went, And He Didn’t Seem To Mind, Instead He Looked Forward To It, There Was Only One Thing To Say, Blaise Had Fallen For Katie

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
- Ginny/George? Gosh That’s SICK, You Should Be Locked Up !

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
- Fred/Neville Ehem: The Tragedy That Brough Them Together Lead Them To Form More Then Just Revenge, But A Brand New Friendship

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
- Oliver/Ginny, Well I Don’t Like That Pairing, But Something To Do With Quidditch Obviously, Oliver Couchs The Womans League Ginny Is On …

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
- Fred, Aha Tessa Prolly Does : P

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
- Blaise, They Should, I Love Blaise : )

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
- Snape, I Don’t Think Soo

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
- Draco/Oliver/Luna, Aha They Should It Sounds Good : P

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
- Katie… lol Something About Oliver. Just Because I Like Them Together, The Possibilities Are Endless lol

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
- George, hmm I Dunno, I Dont Write Song-fics

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
- Ginny/Lucius/Neville Hmm I Dunno Anything Really

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
- DracoTo Katie...’ I Was Always Into Good Quidditch Players’

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
- Luna... lol Yesturday, Well It Wasn’t Fully About Her, She Was In It Tho.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
- Lucius … Uh His Pimp Cane. : P Or Hufflepuff Girls Ahaha

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
- Sirius And Luna, Aha Sober? Drunk? Both ? lol

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
- Blaise and Fred... uhhh Blaise Duh ! Hes A Slytherin

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
- Ginny And Sirius Are In A Happy Relationship Until Siriys Suddenly Runs Off With Oliver. Ginny Broken-Hearted, Has A Hot One-Night Stand With Severus And A Brief Inhappy Affair With Neville, Then Follows The Wise Advice Of Luna And Finds True Love With Draco

Tittle: What It Takes To Find True Love

Three People: Monkieandtropicalpie, America Godiva, XxNeverxLosexHopexX

Umm Mariababiixo Should Right It Because She’s An Awsome Author.

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
- Fred/George?! You Should DIE

Neville Longbottom Awesomeness ( Stolen From doubelieveinmagic23):

Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.

Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.

If Neville had a myspace, he'd have more friends than Tom.

Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.

If you're looking for Neville on the Marauder's map, he's labeled "BAMF."

Thestrals can only see Neville Longbottom if they've witnessed someone dying.

Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.

When Harry and Ginny's children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry.

They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.

Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.

When Neville uses the knight bus, he calls himself Harry Potter to avoid all the attention.

Neville Longbottom is often transported to the Room of Requirement, because the Room Requires Neville.

When Neville Apparates, he doesn't move -- the rest of the world shifts according to his design. The fact that this causes disasters like the Asian tsunami to occur is of little consequence to Neville.

Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.

Voldemort's Boggart is Neville.

God first created man. Thinking he could do better, God created women. Then God created Neville Longbottom.

Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.

Even phoenix tears won't cure wounds inflicted by Neville Longbottom.

Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.

Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class.

STOP CHILD ABUSE !

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of a sound

Untill her parents

Unlcok the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking

"Please God why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest

"You deserve to die

You worthless little pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dieing

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

Child Abuse Needs To STOP !

My name is Sarah

I am but three.

My eyes are swollen

And I cannot see.

I must be stupid

And I must be bad.

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still wanna hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong.

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake

I'm all alone.

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice.

So maybe I'll get

Just one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car.

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls.

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words.

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more.

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I'm starting to bawl.

He hits me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken.

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much to late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again!

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please! Let it end!

And he finaly stops

And heads for the door.

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three.

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.