ABOUT MEH:

name: you can call me jasmine. it's my middle name. i don't wanna give away my first name on here cos i'm afraid that people i know will somehow find this site and somehow it'll go to my page and then i'll be made fun of until i move away... actually i was lying. jasmine's my first name... just kidding. or was i...? are you confused.? good. then it's less liekly you'll find out who i am. ... just call me jasmine.

age: i'm about that age.

more random facts:

i have chanukah marked on my calender and i taught myself how to play drediel. i'm not jewish.

i celebrate national kick a ginger day.

when asians walk by i stop everything i'm doing so i can listen to them talk in their language.

it took me three years to admit to myself that i lieked anime.

it took me one year to admit to people i knew that i lieked anime.

last year i learned that white people aren't called crackers because they're white and pasty coloured liek saltine crackers, but because of the crack of the whip when they people beat slaves in old times.

i memorized quotes from things i liek word for word. if you say a quote wrong... i'll notice... and i'll tell you.

my favourite word is currently 'fagtardmuffin'.

i'm afraid of the dark, of being alone, people in costumes, and men over the age of thirty... among other things...

when i'm home alone i blast music on my computer and sing along. my current sing along song is: 'uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss' by bloodhound gang.

i could probably eat a king size milk chocolate hershey's bar in about five minutes.

i don't know what my natural hair colour looks liek anymore cos i've constantly dyed it since seventh grade.

my hair has been pretty much every shade of brown, two shades of red, black, and blue.

the song 'somebody's watching me' by mysto and pizzi, aka the geico song, pretty much describes how i feel every minute of the day.

i'm extremely ticklish.

ninety-nine percent of my sent texts have the words 'hahaa.' or 'lulz.' in them. everything's funny to me.

my ringtone is the song 'do you like waffles?'. do you liek waffles? yeah, we liek waffles.! do you liek pancakes.? yeah, we liek pancakes.! do you liek french toast.? yeah, we liek french toast.! do do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful.! WAFFLES.!

people don't seem to understand me when i try to explain things.

no, i don't have any more gum... unless, of course, you have money...

i go to the mall every weekend. even when i only have two dollars to spend.

word of advice: don't turn on all the flashing hello kitty pens. the creepy guy with a heavy accent who works at the candy store will get maaaaddddddddd.

OTHER STUFF:

deviantart.com: zomgitsjasmine.deviantart.com.

email: zomgitsjasmine@yahoo.com.

AIM: zomfgitsjasmine.

myspace.com: i have one. pm me and i'll give you my url if you want it.

PERSONALITY DISORDER TESTS R SOOPR PHUN. :D

anyways, here are my results:

paranoid: moderate. :shifty eyes:

schizoid: low.

schizotypal: high. 'odd beliefs or magical thinking'. hahahaa. i think magical thoughts. ohh yes. that sentence makes me sound perfectly sane.

antisocial: low.

borderline: very high. what the fuck is this shit.?! BORDERLINE.?! UGH.! I'M SO HACKIN' PO'D.!

histrionic: high. whoa, whoa, hey whoa. this is totally not me. i'm not seeking attention. well, i do want attention, but i don't tell anyone and.! i am not manipulative, i'm usually the one getting manipulated. hahaa.

narcissistic: moderate.

avoidant: high.

dependent: high.

obsessive-compulsive: high. I SAID TO COOK THE WAFFLE FOR 10.565489 MINUTES NOT 10.565488 MINUTES.! THROW IT AWAY AND FUCKIN' START OVER.!