| Snickers and Birdly |
Author has written 1 story for Newsies. GUESS WAT, KID?! YOU JUST BROKE ANTARCTICA!! Hello all my awesome readers. Its Snickers and Birdly and i say that cause it's two of us!! Guess wat? Slash is so fantasticaly awesome. I (Birdly) Love Newsies, Jurassic Park, and a whole lot of books. I am in da middle of writing my first ever story go west Young Man. I love it the two girls are based on us. Oh and i want to tell you all now Snickers has a reading disability so reading and spelling are not her strongest fields even though she loves to read.I have been having an argument with Matt Uselding concerning wich X-Men is better. I think Nightcrawler, Rogue, Gambit, and Mystique are cooler then Wolverine. I mean Wolverine is cool and all but seriously!! MATT READING OVER MY SHOULDER IS NOT NICE!! Hi HI HHHHHHIIIIIIII, I am Snickers I love snickers could you guess?! I love almost all slash and I hope to write a story some day for fanfiction. A shout out to a fantastic writer! Rustie73 you rock loved card game in brooklyn! GOD REST YE DOMINC LUCERO MAY YE ALWAYS DANCE WITH THE ANGELS ON STREETS OF GOLD! OK IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE ME (BIRDLY) CRY BUT I FOUND THIS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE CALLED CONCRETE ANGELS BY MARTINA MCBRIDE. THE SADDEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE ARE CRUAL ENOUGH TO ABUSE THIER OWN CHILDREN. IT IS SO SAD. !!CHILD ABUSE IS A TERRIBLE THING!! A True Boyfriend When she walks away from you mad This one just made me laugh: FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. copy and paste this to your profile if you're a REAL friend!! This was just plain cute: Girls 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Question-how do you stalk a fictional character? Answer- We've still haven't figured that out yet. Guys with emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys EMO kids have cool hair. EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Dont assume You'll make an ass/u/me You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are acting all emo again and the unicorns are cutting themselves with their horns Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like Slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, 1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness. 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Friendship is like peeing in your pants, Weird Lables On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Fav. Quotes: "You're burning a hole in my face!"- -Cheaper By The Dozen 2 "Dude!" "Something's always nothing, and nothing's always something" "Love is the closest thing we have to magic." "I'm not SMART, I'm S-M-R-T!!" "You suck and that's sad"; ( "You're something beautiful, a contridiction"- - Kevin (wow) "That was so funny, I forgot to laugh" "Oh no!!The normal people are comming, run!!" "Excuse me while i go find a container for all my joy..." "I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here" "Normal people scare me" "Sanity is optional" "How the hell can a guy with one eye have such good fucking vision?" Spot- Everything You've Done Wrong by Sloanne "Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it" "Let me show how much I reallycare...ok, I'm done" "The voices in my head told me that they don't like you" "Wish for yesterday, live today, and hope for tomorrow"-- me "How can you say the sky is the limit when there are foot prints on the moon?" "If you touch me one more time, I swear I will punch you in the face" "Screw you" "Don't be jealous that you can't be me" "I heart you like dead kitties" "I be tripping!"-- Chinchilla/Jonathon "If you hate cookies, f you! I luv 'em!" --Jenny "Curiosity killed the cat...but for a while I was the suspect" " If you call that being smart, then I'm really scared to see what you think being dumb is..." " Man made booze, God made weed...who do you trust?" " It's all good" "You're wrong for thinking I'm wrong, so you're wrong twice" "Ya know why you should never ass u me? Because you make an ass out of u and me !" "Just because I smile, doesn't mean I'm happy, 'cause it takes one smile to hide a million tears." If...copy and paste If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!! If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.(Yess) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (well undead) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versea copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.(i yet to have just one:( ) If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profil If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If short people will one day rule the world copy and past this onto your profile. If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile. If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (it takes skillz) If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versea copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (how do you know how much i like it? STALKER!) If you like to andomly scream STALKER! , copy and paste this to your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(and the walls and the floors and ducks and the...) If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because your bored, copy and paste this into your profile. Pomes and short stories with meaning The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned out and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black. But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat down and the white man walked away.. .Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Dis piece really speakes out to Snickers who is in an interracial relationship right now wit a black man from Brooklyn, New York. She got a lot of nasty looks and critisisim by even her own mother. People tell her it will never last but she will try her best to forget bout it. She love her boyfriend and that's all dat matter. My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight. I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar. I press my self againts the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door. He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again O please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sicknes me top the soul, If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . If you're against abortion, re-post this PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it In October 1998, a twenty-one-year-old student at the University of Wyoming was kidnapped, severely beaten and left to die, tied to a fence in the middle of the prairie outside Laramie, Wyoming. His bloody, bruised and battered body was not discovered until the next day, and he died several days later in an area hospital. His name was Matthew Shepard, and he was the victim of this assault because he was gay. I can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand I'm hitting the road:) | |||||||||
1. Go west Young Man » reviewsTwo secret female newsies, Shamrock and Splinta, have to help Sham's twin brother Spot Conlon find his misssing lover, Race before it is too lateNewsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 6-24-09 - Spot C.