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Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Hi... I have absolutely NO IDEA what to say so... I'll go over the basics. But first... I changed the answers to the quizzes and really updated this ridiculously long profile! Name: Unless you know me or I've told you, figure it out. And if you don't know my real name, just call me "Jaycee." And yes, that's not my real name. Age: ...I hid it again! Current Location: Vegas XD Gender: Uhm, I am a GIRL. I don't know why when some people see my name online, they think I'm a guy o.O Hobbies: Reading Naruto fanfiction, reading fanfiction, playing violin, drawing Naruto characters, texting people, and trying not to sleep in Math. Languages: English, Tagalog, and something I'll say when I feel like it. P.S. If you don't want to waste your time reading this, feel free to click the Hide Bio button thingy. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Current Obsession: NARUTO!! Other Anime that I like: Code Geass, Death Note, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hetalia: Axis Powers. Favorite Naruto Character: Minato Namikaze, or Namikaze Minato. Either way it's still Yondy-sama. Hell yah. Favorite Naruto Team/Group: Whatever you like to call it, Team Minato, Team Yellow Flash, Team Yondaime, heck, as long as it has Minato Namikaze as the Jounin sensei, Obito Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, and Rin as the students, it's all good. Favorite Naruto Episode: Episode 101. Team Seven (aka Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno) trying to unmask Kakashi. Favorite Naruto Shippuden Episode: So far, I got TWO favorite Shippuden episodes. Episodes 119 and 120. Kakashi Gaiden FINALLY gets animated. Least Favorite Naruto Character: Danzo. He doesn't deserve to be the Hokage, and the whole "arm-covered-in-Sharingans" thing is creepy. Naruto Character I'm Mostly Like: Shikamaru. I'm lazy, a HUGE procastinator, a little smart, I think a lot of things 'are a drag' and 'troublesome'. Favorite Copy&Paste quote/s: 1) If your supposed to be doing homework right now copy and paste this in your profile. 2) If you're lazy, copy and paste this on your profile. 3) Save the world. It's the only planet with chocolate. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, sugarplum-sweetheart, Evil-Angel666, gaarasakuralovers, Angelic Sakura Blossom, xXxJaycee81196xXx If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK,silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7,Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, Evil-Angel666, gaarasakuralovers, Angelic Sakura Blossom, xXxJaycee81196xXx If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter ()() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. If youve ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions and copy this onto your profile, If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (impossible I love chocolate more than anyone ) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off. 92 of American teens would die if Aeropostle, Abercombe, Hollister, or Fitch told them breathing wasn't cool. If your'e part of the 8 who would sit there wondering why people are so ubsessed over clothes or sitting their laughing your guts out, copy and paste this into your pro! IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (Uh, I think I do that HALF the time I talk XD) My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile (Baka-chan-sama!) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch! 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! 98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music. 98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that are., copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you believe Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. Save the world. It's the only planet with chocolate. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile. If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much, copy and paste this into your profile If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile. If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, ItaSakuxTenshi, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884(FUCK PREPS!), xXxJaycee81196xXx If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this onto your profile. If you love the fact that Sasuke is too much of a chicken ass to admit his feelings to Sakura even though its obvious, copy and paste this to your profile (I swear, I just read a list! Saw some good reasons.) If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile. If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile. (Again... saw some reasons. I wanna slap him for leaving Konoha.) If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile. If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (_ That's what I do half the time!) If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you make absolutely no plans on Saturday night and risk your social life just to watch Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl, you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to make an army of wolf-riding Mary Sues armed with man eating tigers and prides of lions to devour the suethors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile. If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (")_(") if you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun". If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Sasuke's Baby Girl93, Foreign Geisha, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, xXxJaycee81196xXx If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke.konohaninmiharuchan, Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku, cherryblossomdream, MissPinoyz, xXxJaycee81196xXx Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi. If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you live for Fanfiction and can't go a day without it paste this on your profile If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile Who has time to do drugs when you're practicing your mad ninja skills? If you agree with me, paste this onto your account I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, paste this onto your account! If you have too many of the "paste this onto your account" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this onto your account If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile If you hate those fangirls who squeal, everytime Sasuke does somethin, like, i don’t know, sneeze, copy and paste into your profile If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate excercise, copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wonder if Neji is a pervert, copy and paste this into your profile If you always make this face, -_-', when naruto says believe it, copy and paste this into your profile Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate Nejihina copy this into your profile. If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think you're superior yet inferior, copy and paste this on your profile. If you get bored easily, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're addicted to sweets, copy and paste this on your profile. 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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile If you have watched High School Musical, Hannah Montana, The Suite life of some characters, and Hairspray, and fucking hate it, copy and paste this into your profile. If your ears start bleeding when you hear Hannah Montana or HSM, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate it when people put two of the same of these copy and paste thingies copy and paste this on your profile (Lol I'm being a hypocrite. I have a LOT of repeat copy and paste things here) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile. (I just think it's boring.) If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!! If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. I'm not cynical, everything just sucks. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding, You wonder why that cop was so mean, You work for 8 hours, You drink hot coffee to stay awake, You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick, You drink your coffee on your way to the mall, You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house, You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you, You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls, You complain about how hot it is, You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong, You get out of bed in the morning and take your time getting ready, You go to the mall and get your hair done, You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over, You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight, You yell and scream at the squad car that just passed you because they slowed you down, You roll your eyes when a baby cries in public, You criticize your police dept and say they're never there quick enough, You hear the jokes about fallen officers and say they should have known better, You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't. You sit there and judge him, saying that it's a waste of money to have them around, These, has a lot of meaning to me personally and if it has any meaning to you, I hope you copy and paste this into your profile. Just remember the next time you are complaining about not getting enough sleep, and there is some police officer who gets called in at 2 in the moring who went to bed at 10 that night. Don't complain just keep it to yourself. This whole thing could happen to my family right now. If you have no feelings for the police officers that protect 24/7, you have something wrong with you and you need to get it fixed. Thank the next police officer who you see helping you or someone else. A simple thank you can lighten there day. Remember. they are there to protect you and you need to respect them. If you are a police officer who is reading this right now, thank you for everything you do. If you have children, Mister Police Officer, I know how they feel when you have to work all day and there stuck inside all day on a beautiful day. I know what they feel when you work all night and come home, sleep, and then go back to work. When you work extra shifts for a fellow officer because they are hurt or not able to come in. I know how your children feel when you miss one of there games, you miss something important to them, you miss there birthday, you miss Halloween, you miss Christmas, Thanksgiving, 4th of July, you miss there first day of Kindergarten, High School, of Collage. I know what your children are going through everyday. I know what they feel when you come home in a bad mode because some loser father just killed there whole family, kids and all, lit the house on fire and once the fire is out, seeing all there toys still out. Seeing the kids bedrooms just recently slept in, played in and anything personal. I know what your kids are going through.Please remember, Mister Police Officer, that they love you and will doing anything for you and your wife. Remember, you have family that loves you. Remember, you have people, in work and out of work that love you and that are counting on you to keep them safe. Thank you, for everything you do for your country, city, neighbors, friends, and families. Thank you for saving someone's life. Thank you for everything. TIf you really care about your police officers, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a police officer in you family or you know one, copy and paste into you profile. THen type your name and try to change the police officers life by saying 'thank you.' Lucky Naruto08, xXxJaycee81196xXx ~Naruto Birthdays~ January February March April May June July August September October November December Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when: 1. You make a leaf village head protector. (Umm... I don't have teh stuff...) 2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. (WHO TOLD YOU?!) 3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'. (no... just no.) 4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look. (my parents will kill me first.) 5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'(...) 6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais. (uh, if I hide knives, my family's going to think that i'm gonna kill myself) 7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (Me. Is. Not. Cold. Hearted. Uchiha.) 8. You name your dog Akamaru.(don't have any pets) 9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (anyone got a tattoo that I can put on my arm?) 10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra. ( i'm obsessed over naruto. not delusional.) 11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal. (why would I want a curse seal for?) Sing in the tune of "I love you, you love me" I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid ugly WHORE!! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Minato Namikaze (see top of profile) 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? I'm not sure, but I'm sure of this: I like ShikaXTema, but not that much. 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?If so, who, where and how many times? Nope. But I do want an Itachi cosplay outfit (Akatsuki cloak, the shirt he wears under the cloak, his necklace, a Konoha nuke-nin headband, ninja sandals, his Akatsuki ring, and the straw hat!). 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I only have some posters, a few Naruto Collecters magazine (or whatever the hell it's called), and one old Shonen jump with Naruto on the cover. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? nope. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? No offense to KibaHina fans, but I can imagine NaruHina better. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Depends. SasuSaku for regular and SasuNaru for yaoi. Can't really pick... fanfics influence decisions like this a lot. 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7 10. Do you support the obito theory? Obi/Tobi? I wish it was true TT_TT I can't believe Madara is Tobi!! 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Hell yes. hello... same spiky blonde hair, blue eyes... isn't it obvious? 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi. I like his Mangekyo Sharingan and the fact that he killed his own family to prevent a civil war. Then it could be Hidan, then Tobi, then blah blah blah... 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? somewhere in the middle (meaning I can't decide) 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Heh i wish. But I've watched/watching Naruto Shippuden 110 and all of the episodes after that. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No. but i read half of them + the new chapters every week 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? in a way... yes. 17. Sub or dub? Definetely sub. I don't like the english dub (check out the Naruto Shippuden episodes in English. Naruto's voice is still like when he was 12.) 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Naruto: Anti-Sakura. Naruto Shippuden: Pro-Sakura (she's not a freakin' mega obsessed fangirl in shippuden!) 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Tobi is a GOOD boy! So... I think he's funny :D 20. Do you even know who Tobi is?Sadly, yes. Stupid Madara... freakin' bastard... 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I like him as a Taijutsu guy. If he ever changes his outfit and his hairstyle, I'll like him better. 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku!! (He already is.) Then MAAAAAYBE Itachi. He already has the ponytail, the painted nails, the ring... 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Um... weird... but I blame Gai for giving him that funny looking jumpsuit. 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Kakashi... a VERY hyper kid Kakashi... With Obito or Rin giving him the coffee that got him hyper. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? -grins- 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes... but they're stuck in my notebook... and they'll stay there for a looooongg time 27. Do you like lemons? 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes. I saw my dad watching Naruto a few months ago... my mom also said he used to like Naruto. And he's complaining about me liking the show and manga -.- 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes. They're really funny. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? Nope. When the original answer for this was yes... I lied. 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Sadly no, one of my best friends got me hooked. 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Well, since there's school again... I'm changing this answer. Yes... I've been drawing Naruto characters in school and someone (the guy sitting right next to me in one class) recognized it. I drew/draw mostly Team Minato (Kakashi, Rin, and Obito), Minato, and Sasuke (because of his duckbutt hairstyle). 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? School life: yes, but not really (who the hell am I kidding?). Grades: somewhat, but not much. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Me + Book fair + Naruto stuff = BROKE. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ...I just wanna see what's so interesting bout it... 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Never. 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Yeah, but they're stuck either in my agenda, notebooks, or random pieces of paper. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? You're kidding, right? Of course not. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nah... don't particularly like OC's. Only those who are in really good stories. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Noooo... w-what are you talking about? coughyescough Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile! 1. Minato (Yondy-sama!) 2. Obito 3. Kakashi 4. Rin 5. Kushina 6. Itachi 7. Naruto 8. Sakura (in shippuden) 9. Tsunade (she can kick ass!) 10. Gaara 11. Tobi (as Tobi. Not Madara.) 12. Deidara (ART is a BANG!) 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Itachi/Tobi. Yes, yes I have. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? -turns green- I don't think Rin is hot. And I'm a girl. But she is pretty. I'd give her a 7. 3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? -pukes- DEIDARA AND SAKURA?! Lol I can actually imagine that happening -shudders- Deidara better be ready for a few broken bones... 4)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes. Tsunade has some fics. Half of them are about her thinking about Naruto like her little brother. The other half... well... lets just say it involves her being with a certain white-haired perverted sannin... 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Obito/Itachi... Seriously? Uh I swear, Itachi/Sasuke is enough thank you. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? NEITHER! But since I have to pick, Kushina/Gaara sound better than Kushina/Tsunade. Not a fan of Yuri. Gaara best be hiding. Kazekage-sama must be ready to face the wratch of Yondaime Hokage-sama. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Naruto walking in on Obito and Deidara having sex. I predict a nosebleed. And then running to Kakashi about his "dead" teammate getting it on with a "dead" Akatsuki member. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic. Kakashi and Gaara... I got nothing I'm sorry, I don't feel like thinking about KakaGaa at the moment. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Minato/Sakura? It's possible. If it involved time-travel. But I still think Minato/Kushina is still the best for them. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Naruto and Deidara... I still have nothing Again, I don't really feel like thinking right now. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Ohhh yes... she's the biggest Kakashi fan I know. Isn't that right idiot? (You know who you are) 13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven? Yes. And "idiot" comes into the picture again. I saw her drawing a picture of Tobi. And she was just acting like Tobi. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Obito/Rin/Kushina. I don't think so... but it could make a good story... if you can fine a good topic. 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Gaara? I don't really know, but if he was still the crazy nutjob when he was a genin, he'd be like "I'M GOING TO PROVE MY EXISTENCE BY KILLING YOU! MOTHER...WANTS YOUR BLOOD!" 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Sakura. Again, I'm not sure. But I guess, Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy, due to the Sasuke leaving thing. Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great... 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Minato/Itachi/Deidara? That's tough. Warning: Explosions, Tsukuyomi, and Yondy's jutsu that made him famous. (Or infamous, depending where you're from or where you are.) 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Gaara and Obito... ugh... I DON'T FEEL LIKE THINKING AND THIS IS HARD! 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Tobi describing Obito's and Sakura's relationship? Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! Obito and Sakura-san sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! 20) How emo is Seven? Naruto? Emo? In the same sentence? I don't think so! I think you're talking about mister Chicken-ass hair! This is scary but pretty accurate.. 1 Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow black 2 What's your first initial? P 3 What month were u born? August 4 Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 5 Name one of your friends ...I won't state names, but I call her "idiot". 6 Name a number 1-100 8 7 Do you like flying or driving more flying 8 Do you like lakes or oceans more Lakes Think of a wish, but don't write it... 1 If you chose: 2 If you're initial is: 3 If you were born in: 4 if you chose: 5 This person is your best friend 6 If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life 7 If you chose: Flying - You like adventure 8 if you chose: 9 This wish will come true only if you repost this If you think people should just shut up and I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell (I only think there's nothing wrong with it. I don't exactly go protesting and carrying signs or something like that.) I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. Wow I think that was long >.> Blame me if I just LOVE copying and pasting things... | |||||||
1. The Birthday Wish reviews-OneShot- It's Naruto's 4th birthday but he has to be stuck in his apartment all by himself due to his safety. As he becomes sad and depressed, is anybody going to make him feel better? Minato/Kushina/Naruto Family fic. Happy Birthday Naruto!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-09 - Naruto U. - Complete
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