Alright, I'm updating/editing this because I promised in July 09 that I'd be on soon after I finished some makeup work from when I missed school for a few months. Well, I really haven't been on much and don't expect to be anytime soon. I won't try to make up any lame excuses...I'm just lazy and keep finding other stuff to do. Sorry...hate me if you want, but I might make some kind of return. Here's my message from when I first left for a while:

I haven't written any stories at this point, but sorry to all of you people who want to...um...get reviewed...? You know what they say, though, something like "absence fonderizes you heart" (I don't think that's a word, but there's tenderize, so why not fonderize?) Anyway, just write a rain check or an IOU or whatever for my responses to review replies and other assorted messages. I'll get them back to you as soon as I can :)

Also, I now have my own unique name! mmhmmm was kinda boring...and I enjoy adding a tackle to every hug! (or vice versa...no wait...that's a bit creepy, especially if I was a football player...) HOWEVER, I am also a secret agent (it's true) so I added the operation part.

Without further adoo (spelling?), here's the rest of my profile. I won't update or revise this until I'm back. Have a great summer, my adoring fans!

(steps down from a stage in the middle of nowhere, completely devoid of adoring fans)

Well hey! Look at you, reading my profile like this. I don't usually get much visitors all the way over here. How's it going? Can I get you anything? Tea? A cookie? Well, I guess I have to provide you with my personal information since you took the time to come here, but since this is the internet, lets be super secret about it, alright?

Age: 2

Location: Right behind you

Weapon of Choice: Poisoned Cookies >:D

IRL Name: xxXxSePhIrOtHHxXxx (I have crappy parents)

I didn't make a word of this up.

Some real facts:

Favorite Foods: Cheese Fondue and Cookies (preferably not at the same time)

Favorite Color: Cerulean (the Crayola version)

Try stalking me based solely off of that information. Bwahaha.

Fine...I'll include my age and sex just you aren't picturing...I don't know, some old lady in spandex sitting at a computer...

Bad mental image O.O

Anyway...

Sex: Male

Age: 15 (though for all you know, I could be a 50-year old stalker. Most stalkers wouldn't point that out, though, would they?)

Anyway, enough with the shenanigans.

I made this account specifically to review and favorite this story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4859822/1/The_Guardian_of_An_Angel

Now I just review everything I read (usually). I also hand out cookies to the more talented writers, and am a member of the FFN cookie deployment service :)

My current favorite author is probably Handwritten. (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1633639/Handwritten) Somehow she's able to not only to write descriptive, cute, and often funny Namixas oneshots, but also currently makes about 2-3 per week! In my book, anyone that's great at writing and writes/updates as quickly as she does is someone to be admired. If you like Roxas, especially, you should check out her stories (they're mostly romance written from Naminè's POV).

It's weird, but I actually used to hate this site...before I fell madly in love with Kingdom Hearts. Particularly Naminè. Also Kairi. And Naminè. I used to think that this was just a haven for rabid fangirls and Mary Sues, but now I know that there's actually lots of really good fanfiction out there too! Video game fanfiction must be a bit easier to write because they don't have an author who everyone will always be comparing the writing to...and not only do you have a visual image of them, video game characters can be really cute!

Did I mention Naminè?

I'll put up more words when the mood strikes me.

Until then, keep on truckin' guys, and enjoy your cookies!