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Author has written 5 stories for Shugo Chara!, Soul Eater, and Chrono Crusade. My DeviantArt Account: http://cg2nenetwin.deviantart.com/ 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a--hole!. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Why do we ((sleep)) in church, 80 percent of you wont repost this. Jesus Christ said: "If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father" Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. If you think Angel could take Edward Cullen down, post this on your profile (GOOOO ANGEL! xD Show that sparkly fairy boy!) If you like monkeys, post this on your profile (I wuvs monkeys!! :)) If you have a neutral opinion on Tadase from Shugo Chara! post this on your profile If you have written a fanfiction, post this on your profile Okay, this is just TOO funny!! XD On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Friends or best friends FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really fucked up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad...here’s a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!" FREINDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Which one was different? Re-post this if you believe homophobia(I believe homophobia is hate or fear against homosexuals) is wrong. Please do your part to end it(Copy this and what's below). I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. 'When you slide down the bannister of life, always make sure the splinters are pointing the right way!!' 'If practise makes perfect but nobody's perfect, then why do we practise?' 'If pressure makes diamonds then WHY AREN'T I SHINING?!... WAIT! takes off sunglasses' 'When The going get's tough, the tough run around screaming!' 'Life is music, so turn up the volume, start rocking out, and ignore the neighbors banging on the wall!!' ' We were given 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, 2 ears to hear, but one heart. Because the other was given to someone else that you have to find.' I miss the times when you could walk down a path, and be entertained by the fact, that you were walking down a path. I miss the times when someone said 'What do you want to do when you're older?' and you said you plan on doing stuff TOMORROW I miss the times when parents told you fairy tales, and you would refuse to go to sleep because no-one tells a fairy what to do. I miss the times when everything was perfect, and seemed so big. I miss the times when you looked forward to getting a boyfriend, getting married, having your own children and you weren't scared of it. I miss the times I can't remember, because those were probably the best times of my life. Emo: People that are just like everyone else, but think deeper than others. Self Harmers: People that are emo wannabe's and are giving Emos a bad name. Copy and paste this if you have been Made fun of, or even bullied Because of these wannabes and The twats that think they are cool enough to be twats and bully them "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." that is something a friend of ours told us until she became like the people she hates most. Please copy this into your profile if this has happened to you.(wrote by Cg2.nenetwin) If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance? Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When there's a will...I want to be in it. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma! If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Milkshake song (has the tune of oscar meyer bologna song) My milkshake has a first name its m-i-l-k my milkshake has a second name its s-h-a-k-e oh i love to drink it every week and if you ask me i will shreak: I I I has a way of m-i-l-k-s-h-a-k-e I like the way i type :D I really really do and if you ask me I will go woo! So, dont ever ask me or I will bite, just stay the way you are, And don't eat tar. cuz its bad 4 u, and your colors will hue. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. ()() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) (got the bunny thing from Angel of Randomosity) ガーディアンが大好きな人なら、この文字を入力し、投稿、プロフィール！ "If you love Shugo Chara post this in your profile!" now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that sasuke and sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile! So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.--( You vocabulary, reading skills and Imagination increases too_) If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, WTF people!?) I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Straight A student, and yet I can be such an idiot half my life!!) If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. (Words to those people...hem...screw you and get a real life!!) If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (My friends had locked the door when I tried to run in! And then I fell against the opposite wall...they just laughed at me...) If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (Best friends and if you read the above one, it shows that we're also cruel to each other. ha, ha.) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 92 of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would laughing your ass off If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile here's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile. If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile. 99 percent of teenagers are concerned about relationships. If you are part of the 1 percent that isn't copy this into your profile If you are so crazy that you say something like "The ninja penguin warriors came into my freezer while I was looking for my socks, and told me that the purple leprachauns from Venus were planning on stealing my toothpicks and planting them in antarctica to end world hunger. then a giant octopus came and dyed my hair and said that if i wanted chocolate I should play hopscotch with Santa at my family reunion but I had already made plans to go skydiving at Pizza Hut with Willy Wonka so I had to say 'Sorry mate but my banana has turned into a blue fleece blanket and I have to walk my dog's biscuit'" just to break the ice while talking to someone new copy this into your profile If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time: 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4: "...leather sofas as if he owned the place, which, Kat had to remind..." - Heist Society by Ally Carter 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach? a green rubber band 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? G4's ComicCon 2011 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:40 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:59 pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? I-touch and Phone 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today, shopping. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Bathroom door. 9. What are you wearing? Brown Sweatpants, White Tanktop, and Gray T-shirt 10. Did you dream last night? Yes. Oh going to the San Jose Fanime Convention of 2012 11. When did you last laugh? Dog was looking funny 12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? white...nothing but white... 13. Seen anything weird lately? Gender bended Fudo Yusei of Yugioh 5D's 14. What do you think of this quiz? It's funny, weird, and kills time. 15. What is the last film you saw? Captain America: The First Avenger 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A house. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about. I love Musical Theater 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Our world is so messed up. Probably the crime and violence! 19. Do you like to dance? Of course. Especially crazy dancing!! 20. George Bush: Eh, he's gonna die sooner or later 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Something really easy to say. My teachers always say my name wrong first day of school. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Something easy to remember 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yea. 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates? When? Don't you mean if? Did you know... kissing is healthy. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.(Cg2 & Nene) S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, Cg2.nenetwin If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, Cg2.nenetwin If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List:Mitchan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, Cg2.nenetwin If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others. If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile. If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile. If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8,Ai-chan-Fallen Angel, Ice Amethyst 12, WantingFreedom If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, CrushedUnderLove, Clowny4evur, WantingFreedom, Cg2.nenetwin If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste in to your profile, copy and paste this in to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you have watched High School Musical, Hannah Montana, The Suite life of some characters, and Hairspray, and fucking hate it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR profile. How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Stop Child Abuse!! These are 12 signs that you are falling in love... 12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again... 11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her... 10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her... 9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat 8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason. 7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other 6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs. 5. He/She becomes all you think about. 4. You'll get high just by their smell... 3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself 2. You'll do anything for him/her... 1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time. Girls PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart That is so sad and sweet. . . :'( I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. Now the party is finally ending As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop. REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now .s_s _If you're a girl and you've ever You Know You're a Naruto Addict When... You eat Ramen all day every day. You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese. You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days. You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts. You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. You cover half of your face with a mask. You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites. You try to walk up trees using your feet only. You draw whiskers on your face. You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. You draw black circles around your eyes. You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities. You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it. You run with your arms behind you. You have read and written Naruto fan fiction. ...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video . You decide to call your morals your "ninja way". You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face. You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight. You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee. You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese. You address your tests as the Chunin Exams. You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back. You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage” Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You tell people your dream is to be Hokage. You replace your backpack with a giant gourd. You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts. ...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts. You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer. You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!" You give people the 'nice-guy' pose. You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!" You have to put on a headband before a major competition. ...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals. You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only). You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck. You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon". You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before. Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member. You try to make pairings between characters. You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'. You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode. You carry puppets with you. You call your group of friends a "three man cell". "Art is a Bang" Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow. You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it. The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade. You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM. You spy on girls and call it research. You try to summon a frog in biology class. ...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor. You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage". You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. You have a pet pig named Tonton. You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode. You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese. You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission. You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?” You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique. You start making hand signs. ...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!" You try to sign a contract with blood. You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands. You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!" You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)" You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left You think Byakugan looks a little painfull You even write in Adult Fanfiction You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden You make up your own little Naruto world in your head You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto ...And also try to add to this list as well 92 of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would laughing your ass off 99 percent of teenagers are concerned about relationships. If you are part of the 1 percent that isn't copy this into your profile N-NINJAS(NO DUH) A-ARE R-REALLY COOL U-UNDERESTIMATED T-TEENS O-ON EARTH COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE AHA THIS IS FUNNY! RAP STANDS FOR... R.ETARD A.TEMPTING P.OETRY COPY IT IF YOU AGREE TO YOUR PROFILE 木漏れ日手にかざし、振り向いてそっと微笑む put that if you would use these quotes to your most loved. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cow Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) It's Now Time For: Fun Stuff! You're a 90's kid if: Curse the world sometimes...whahahahaha! Put this in your Profile if the world curses you and you want to curse it back! wow...there are less trees in the world! if you want to survive, plant some trees with friends, post this on your profile, then put your username!: Cg2.nenetwin ／l、 "LOL" If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san,RandomWriterChick, Cg2.nenetwin, the angel in the mirror image for chapter 3 of Seiyo Academy for the Supernatural link(which will be updated soon!): http://foroanime.com/foros-de-anime/12298-otaku-draquilius-albums-mis-favoritos-831-imagen-anime-angel-1-13557.html YOUR GUY SIDE YOUR GIRL SIDE Jesus had no servents, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today... Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son... Then copy and past this on your profile. If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." | |||||||
1. History Shall Repeat » reviewsThe Soul Eater Cast have become adults and have kids. However, due to some kishins, the kids find themselves in an orphanage as soon as their born. 14 years later we find the Orphans as meisters and weapons, without even knowing about DWMA. HIATUSSoul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-29-10 - Published: 6-17-102. I wonderI wonder...I wonder, does the blonde lady fear my question like the others? I wonder. -by Cg2.nenetwin First Chrno Crusade fanfic yet.Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Published: 9-20-10 - Chrono & Rosette C. - Complete3. As long as she's happy reviewsA One-shot one-sided romance between Tadase & Amu. & for once, Cg2 doesnt kill Tadase! -idea by Nene, written reluctantly by Cg2.Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-7-10 - Tadase H.4. Treasure the Ones you Care Most reviewsWhen it rains, it means God is crying for all the people that died today, yesterday, and tomorrow. Treasure the ones you care most. YOu just might find them suddenly gone. -this was inspired by a relative of ours;Cg2.NenetwinShugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-21-10 - Amu H. & Ikuto T. - Complete5. I'll think about it reviewsbased on episode 112 idea made by Nene, wrote by Cg2. FLAMES ALLOWED!Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-14-09 - Amu H. - Complete
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