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| Neverwhere Guard |
Author has written 4 stories for Phineas and Ferb, House of Night, and Castlevania. Not on much, I'll say hi when I can though Personal Info Real name:Joe Gender: Male Age: 18 Bday: June 18 Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Favorite Hobby: Video games Favorite Music Genre: Country Favorite Animals: Red-Tail Hawk, Platypus, Wolf, Panther Favorite Songs Three Days Grace: Pain, Home, Animal I Have Become, In My Time Of Dying, Over And Over Three Doors Down: Kryptonite, Let Me Be Myself, It's Not My Time, Story Of A Girl All Time Low: Poppin' Champagne, Damned if I do Ya Boys Like Girls: Hero/Heroine Jimmy Wayne: Paper Angels, I Love You This Much, Do You Believe Me Now, Stay Gone, I Will Blaine Larsen: How Do You Get That Lonely, The Best Man Emerson Drive: Fall Into Me, I Should Be Sleeping, Moments,Belongs to You Gary Allen: Life Ain't Always Beautiful, Watching Airplanes, Learnin' How To Bend, Tough Little Boys Garth Brooks: The Thunder Rolls, Shameless, Friends In Low Places, Standing Outside the Fire Phil Vassar: Just Another Day In Paradise, This is my Life, Last Day of my Life, Bobbi With an I Toby Keith: Courtesy of The Red, White, And Blue, A little Too Late, How Do You Like Me Now, Beer For My Horses, Not As Good As I Once Was, American Soldier, She Never Cried In Front Of Me, Whiskey Girl, Tracy Byrd: Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo, I'm From The Country, Watermelon Crawl Tracy Lawrence: Find Out Who Your Friends Are, Alibis Trace Adkins: Every Light In The House Is On, You're Gonna Miss This, Muddy Water, I Got my Game on Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: Fishing In The Dark George Strait: Check Yes Or No, Troubador Brad Paisley: Alcohol, Waitin' On A Woman, Whiskey Lullaby Randy Travis: He Walked On Water, Three Wooden Crosses, Deeper Than The Holler Craig Morgan: Redneck Yacht Club, That's What I Love About Sunday, Almost Home Brooks and Dunn: Hillbilly Deluxe, Play Somethin' Country, Red Dirt Road, That Ain't no Way to go,She's Not the Cheating Kind, Honky Tonk Stomp Taylor Swift: Teardrops On My Guitar, Picture To Burn, Fifteen, Our Song,Should've Said "No" Simple Plan: Welcome To My Life, Perfect,I'm Just A Kid All American Rejects: Gives You Hell, It Ends Tonight, Dirty Little Secrets Move Along Alan Jackson: Drive, Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning, Small Town Southern Man, Where I Come From, Chatahoochee, Sissy's Song Collin Raye: I can Still Feel You, Little Red Rodeo, Butterfly Kisses, Hurricane Jane, Eleventh Commandment Blake Shelton: Maybe She Wouldn't Be Gone, Ol' Red, Austin Rascal Flatts: Stand, What Hurts The Most, Here Comes Goodbye, Skin, Fast Cars and Freedom GreendayR Wake Me Up When September Ends, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams Jason Aldean: Amarillo Sky, Laughed Until We Cried, The Truth Joe Nichols: If Nobody Believed in You, Impossible, Brokenheartsville, She Only Smokes When She Drinks Kansas; Carry On My Wayward Son Elliot Yamin; Wait For You Shinedown: Amaryllis album Tim Mcgraw; Kill Myself, Live Like You Were Dying Dierks Bentley; Every Mile A Memory, Feel That Fire, Long Trip Alone Chris Cagle; No Love Songs, What Kinda Gone, I Don't Wanna Live Neal Mccoy; Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On, Rednectified, Hillbilly Rap Joe Diffie; Bigger Than The Beatles, Pickup Man Other Sites Runescape: Phinvisible (Join my friend chat, have my private set to friend's only) Favorite Sayings Love is the slowest form of suicide. A little girl's heart is something that can be her best feature, but it can also be her worst fault Here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell. Planned Upcomings A Phineas and Ferb/Animorphs Crossover(In progress/being revised) A Phineas and Ferb/Castlevania Crossover A Castlevania fanfic O.C's Soren Tepes (A Bird's Eye View) Nuala Belmont (A Bird's Eye View) Copy and Paste People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool,Isabella's Guard-Dog If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Adyson Sweetwater If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.and add the character(s)' names: Fireside Girls, Perry the Platypus,Isabella Garcia-Shapiro 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893 Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, Isabella's Guard-Dog If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you read this, copy this into your profile. 90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs,copy this into your profile 98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others. If, after watching Phineas and Ferb, you REALLY want a pet platypus, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. If you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile 98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool, Isabella's Guard-Dog The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile. I hate cheese. I've heard laughing voices in my head. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an unhealthy obsession with anything (Mainly a cartoon; foods are fine) Then copy and paste this onto your profile. Things to Think About Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack) If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Why do our noses run and our feet smell? Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that indestructible little black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? So what's the speed of dark? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? EMO= Extravagantly Made Origami If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit? If you've been driven insane by somebody and spend your time staring at a wall, Paste this on your profile and add your name, Isabella's Guard-Dog Random Things From Other Profiles If you think serial killers can be tremendously attractive, copy and paste this into your profile. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. Love your enemies! It really pisses them off Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you. When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out how the hell you did it. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with. WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me? Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge. It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it? Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country. Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home. The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us. The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. If you are disgusted by mankinds dependence on mobile phones, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl, Isabella's Guard-Dog If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile. (Actually most of that time is spent in la-la land...) If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile. If you ever ran into the door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever changed a 'copy this into your profile' thingies, copy this into your profile. If you hate that people tell you what's gonna happen in TV shows, books, etc, copy this to your profile. If you like stuff that you are too young for AND stuff you are too old for, copy this to your profile. If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile. If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile. If you are odd and proud of it, add this to your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. Many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, Skandragon Blackheart, SoundzofSilence, FEwriter78, robertwan, LuigiHamtaro16, DonPianta, NaraTemari011, Isabella's Guard Dog If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles then copy and paste this on your profile! If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile. LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): barizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): purple wolf 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): joe cracker (no really, i get called cracker all the time) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):pelbaw 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): purple livewire 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): alonore 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black heart 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): grape cyanide 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): purple Eyepatch | |||||||
1. Saving Me reviewsSomething that I started putting together while listening to Savin' Me by Nickelback. Just A little Adyson and Katie fanfic. Everything from Phineas and Ferb belong to Dan Povenmire and Jeff Marsh. Rated teen for the mention of suicidePhineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-13 - Adyson S. & Katie - Complete2. Castlevania: Twilight Sonata »When Phineas and Ferb build a portal in their backyard, they never expect to be caught up in the war of another reality. Rated for violence later. Please read and review. Hope you enjoy. :)Crossover - Castlevania & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,296 - Updated: 12-16-12 - Published: 9-14-123. Monster reviewsA House of Night songfic to Monster by Skillet, hope you enjoy. DISCLAIMER: I only own the story; Monster belongs to Skillet, and all House of Night characters belong to Kristin and P.C Cast.House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-18-12 - Stevie Rae J. & Rephaim4. I Remember Your Name reviewsA Phineas and Ferb songfic to the song Lucy by Skillet, hope you like it. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Lucy, Skillet, or Phineas and FerbPhineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-16-10 - Phineas & Isabella - Complete
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