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Author has written 12 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, StarTrek: The Original Series, Star Wars, Star Trek: 2009, and Land of Elyon.
Okay, your probably wondering whats with my name... Legendofstarlord. Each part is for something i love, Legend of Zelda, Star Trek, and Lord of the rings :). I hope a lot of you guys are Trekkies, and ringers 'cause that's what most of my stories will be about, That and maybe some Narnia and Hogwarts :). I am a HUGE fan of "Star Trek" and The Next Generation is my favorite. My favorite character are Captain Picard, Data, and Spock. Okay, Those are my top three favorite but their isn't any character that i don't actually like :) I am also a major Tolkein fan, Aragorn and Faramir are my two favorite characters. So enjoy my soon to come story's and in my favorite characters saying "Live Long and Prosper"
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~~My original characters for my night generation crew :)~~
Lieutenant Commander Morgan Wesley: Head of the Night crew. She is a tall logical brunette with dark green eyes.
Lucida Lownes: Night chief communication officer. 22 year old sarcastic yet positive blonde woman with blue eyes.
Sepek: Night chief science officer. He is half human and half Vulcan. He is 24 years old and has dark brown eyes.
Marissa Hermann: Night Console officer. She is 22 year old brown haired tomboy. (cousin of Jake Rosef)
Jennifer Manson: Night chief tactical officer. She is a prim 23 year old woman who loves regulations.
Elizabeth Crowl: Night ensign. She is your stereo typical blonde, a airheaded shopaholic.
Helen Paren: Night yeoman. She is a pretty and reclusive booklover.
Jake Rosef: Night Console Officer. He is 24 and loves to cause trouble. (cousin of Marissa Hermann)
Timothy Kelly: Night Chief Engineer. He is a 25 year old brown haired energetic man. He loves science and ships.
T’Pau: A two thirds human and one third Vulcan woman. She is the head nurse of the night crew. She is a logical person who doesn’t mind emotions.
Mark Baker: The Night Chief Medical Officer. He is a 28 year old black haired charismatic ladies man.
Chelsea Nutsia: Night shift nurse. She is a 21 year old who loves space and has a devastating crush on captain Kirk.
~~okay, looking over some of My fav authors pages i saw some cool things so:~~
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When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will
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On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
Spock: I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
Spock: I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
Spock, examining a tribble: A curious creature. Its trilling seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am ... immune ... to ... its ... effect...
Spock: Random chance seems to have operated in our favor. (aka we just got lucky :D)
Spock: I have been and always shall be your friend...
McCoy: Pure speculation, just an educated guess: I'd say that man is alive, Jim! (I nearly died laughing at this line!!)
McCoy: In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk.
Kirk: Do you know the one, "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by..." You could feel the wind at your back, about you - the sounds of the sea beneath you. And even if you take away the wind and the water, it's still the same. The ship is yours, you can feel her, and the stars are still there.
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I just work in outer space.
Scotty: I can't change the laws of physics!
Scotty, speaking into the mouse: Hello computer!
Scotty: N... C... C... 1... 7... 0... 1. No bloody A, B, C or D!
Picard: Let's see what's out there.
Picard: Let's make sure that history never forgets the name Enterprise.
Picard: Dr Fesbinder gave an hour long dissertation on the ionization of warp nacelles before he realized that the topic was supposed to be psychology.
Data: You must talk to him. Tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat...
Worf: I will feed him.
Worf: Sir, I protest - I am NOT a merry man!!
Data: I have a question, Sir.
Data: Pardon me, but why is Lieutenant Barclay being referred to clandestinely as a vegetable?
Data: Spot, this is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no.
Force of Nature
Riker: if it should become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find me some rocks to throw at them?
Picard: Ive just been paid a visit from Q.
Data:This would appear to be manual override."
(Data presses a button and a portal appears.)
Data: That was not...manual override."
to Worf and Picardin Contagion
on the system failures in Contagion
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -- Galadriel, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me". - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities". - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'Follow the butterflies?'" - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
~~Stop Child Abuse~~
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I can’t see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
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