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since: 06-16-09, id: 1972709, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Meltedpoo, in case you forgot which username you pressed. Call me Nashi if you hate how 'poo' sounds like...of course, I don't see why.

Age: I am, in all honesty, younger than Dumbeldore. Thank you very much

Location: Seeing as I hate my current location, no, I won't tell you.

"...some wounds run too deep for the healing."
-Albus Dumbeldore; Harry Potter and The Order Of The Phoenix by J.K Rowling

Some HP facts:

House I'm not as kind as the Hufflepuff lot so that's out of question. Slytherin is not my thing since stupid people linger there (Think: Crabbe, Goyle, PANCY!) and I ain't brave..not THAT brave, at least. So, maybe, I am in Ravenclaw. But then again, Dumbeldore said that it depends on the person. On what house he/she wants to be in...And I LOVE Gryffindor. Only because the Weasley twins are there...And McGonagall 8D

Subject : Possibly the most interesting subject in Hogwarts is Charms. It teaches useful things, no? But History Of Magic is cool too...Only because I can sleep whenever I want 8D

Teacher : MCGONAGALL! 8D I used to think Flitwick is cool but after reading the 5th book and seeing ol' McGonagall PAWNING that Umbitch...GO MCGONAGALL! Snape's voice is sexy, too...You know you want it 8D

Book : So far, the 3rd and the 5th book are awesome. The revelations for book 3 are surprising. The 5th book is just awesome...Loads of Weasley twins mention and Umbitch annoyed me to no end, which means she is a good kind of villain. And the two-way mirror was one of the most "DAMN IT! He should have opened it!" kind of moments...Uh...'Sayang', anyone? :-S

Marauder : Remus Lupin is the SMEX! 'nuff said.

Characters : In no particular order...Except the first one 8D

1. GeorgeFred Weasley - No Typo there. They are inseparable. I'm more of a George lover but what's a George without a Fred? 8D

Minerva McGonagall -- Anyone who has the guts to IGNORE and PISS OFF Umbitch's useless existence is good in my list.
Phineas Nigellus -- His opinion about children and teens are TOO true. Especially in a generation with a boy named Harry Potter.
Severus Snape -- His loyalty is amazing. His way of doing things is amazing. His voice is the SMEX! 8D
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbeldore -- I envy how he can keep calm at all times. I hated that he cried in HP 5. XC
Ron Weasley -- Bloody Hell! 8D
Charlie Weasley -- Influence of Fanfics. I LOVE him to hell and back.
Arthur Weasley -- His ability to obsess about things, muggle things, to be exact, is almost like mine.
Molly Weasley -- She can PAWN anyone 8D
Luna Lovegood -- c'mon, who doesn't? I've been doing that 'dreamy look' overnight and it just don't work! O.O Only Evanna can do it. sobsob
Remus Lupin -- 'nuff said 8D
Nymphadora Tonks -- Because she's Nymphadora? xD

Pairings :

Fred/George - This is what happens when your two favorite characters are boys...No wait! I always prefer slash over anything else 8D
SnapexMcGonagall - Because Snape is always reminding McGonagall that her house is losing in Quidditch, right? Bet Snape only needs a little attention. 8D
SnapexLily - I just love the bittersweet feeling to it.
RonxHermione - Heh xD I knew it. Ever since the first book
GinnyxHarry - WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THIS PAIR? Ginny ain't bad XC
RemusxTonks - 'nuff said
Remus/Sirius - It's cannon. I SWEAR! O.O
ArthurxMolly - See their children? xDD
NarcissaxLucius - Eternal love nodnod

I started reading Harry Potter when Twilight was getting too popular and I need some fresh air. Luckily, our stack of HP books was still there. Now tell me, do you really think I love Twilight?


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1. Fangirl Meets Hogwarts »
Luna S. Crai ze, a natural girl in every angle but with a destructive obsession. How can Hogwarts deal with her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,673 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 10-5-09 - OC & George W.
2. Bathroom reviews
A trip to the twins' bathroom time...almost One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-14-09 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete
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