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| Secretly Immortal |
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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Teen Titans, Once Upon a Time, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！. HOLY CRAP! This is meh profile!!! I'm pansexual, AND IT TOTALLY FUCKING ROCKS, so, uh... heads up, people of the world ;* ok I'm sorry but I just have to say this... I'M SICK OF THE STUPID SHOWS ON DISNEY CHANNEl LIKE HANNAH MONTANA AND JONAS!!! I WANT THE OLD DISNEY BACK!! I WANT MORE DISNEY MOVIES THAT MAKE ME CRY WHEN I WATCH THEM LIKE THE LION KING AND POCAHONTAS!! I'M SURE THAT IF WE BROUGHT BACK THE ORIGINAL DISNEY, OUR SOCIETY WOULD CHANGE! So if you agree with me, do anything you can like spread the word, copy and paste this everywhere, or even make a petition online!! BRING BACK THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!!!!! Hah, alrighty, so this is just beautiful here, so worth the price, this here is Dr. Watson: http://www.grasscity.com/us_en/sherlock-pipe-1.html Bella's RooR, cuz the original one I found won't display and it's about to make me wanna cry, cuz it's so nice and I love it, buuuut... yes, this one works too: http://www.grasscity.com/us_en/smoking-pipes/bongs-waterpipes/roor-little-sista-3-2mm-45cm-ice.html WOOO! This baby's Rosalie's bowl, Love. Trust me, you'll understand: http://www.grasscity.com/us_en/glass-spoon-pipe-heavy-gold-fume-small-heart.html RANDOM LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT ME: I like bluegrass, not county, but bluegrass... it's cool I love classical music, piano, violin, orchestral music, etc. Fucking awesome. I'm not afraid of unicorns... I just don't trust them. There's nothing wrong with hating imaginary creatures! I don't believe in heroes (or god for that matter), no such thing as a hero, just a revered person, an unreachable ideal, or a convenient rescuer. If someone proposes to me with a proposal pillow... I would gladly marry them. It's a weird, random dream of mine. I hate crying when I'm sad or in pain I'm in love with love, at the same time that I resent it greatly. Weird situation. Makes little sense. I love art and history. And science. And I'm really good at math, so it just bores me. My best (taken out of context) phrases ever: "I'm more stoned than Jesus!" "Yeah, well I fucked your granny!" "The conversation always gets more interesting once my nipples are involved." "Talk about drop kicking a small child..." "Wait, wait, shhhh... you hear that... it's the sound of a poor girl stuck in the rape van, calling for help..." "YOU, Sir, are a sanitary napkin!" "Somewhere right now... Bill Clinton is laughing his ass off..." "Dude... dude... duuuude... I just realized... I have arms." "I may need Jesus in my heart, but Jesus does not need me. He'd be all scared and alone like 'Where am I? What's that smell? Why's it so dark in here'... the smell is the rotting corpse of my innocence." "My gaydar tells the future." "They may be only eight years old... but I could totally kick all their asses." "Don't worry, when I'm an overlord of the world and everyone bows down to my evil will... I totally won't kill you." To Know You More: 1.) First car you fell in love with? (description or make/model) Thunderbird... I think I was six, but I remember it was a Thunderbird 2.) What makes you smile/happy? On a good day, anything. Most especially my friends. I'd have gone on a mudering rampage without 'em. 3.) Are you a writer, or an artist? Writer, through n' through. I wish I could draw... I am not that skilled, however. (AND NO, IT ISN'T AS SIMPLE AS TAKING LESSONS!) 4.) Siblings? Pets? Too fucking many of both. I will, however, say that I terribly miss my dog... yes, he did die, it was very sad, 'cause my momma had to hold him still while they did it. 5.) Favorite language/word? Mmmm, that's tough, because I find Germans very sexy (the language sooths my soul) but I also enjoy other languages, never mind that I speak only one fluently (I am not counting sarcasm or profanity as languages, though, so...)... And I don't even know how to spell my fav. word, but it makes me giggle. 6.) Too old, too young, in the middle? I've got big ideas stuck in the head of one too young to do anything with it... I was born thirty, but I'm still immature like a MF, so... I'm also 534 or something like that... I lost count. 7.) Kids? Not by blood, but everyone calls me "Mother/Momma/Mom" and I answer to it like Ray answers to Ray, so... 20, fuck you 19 Kids & Counting, I fucking win! And all their names begin with Z! (not really, but STILL!) 8.) Why so serious? Nunca! Whenever I am, people think I'm sad or angry, and I'm just like "MF, I'm THINKIN' about shit!" And then I get angry, and they get offended, and I feel guilty, and then I accidentally break something and I'm sad and... 9.) Do you want to play a game? If it involves strippers... maybe. If it's Candy Land, you'd best believe I'ma be playin' that. (also, Scrabble's fun as fuck) 10.) Do you know the muffin man? His name is Terrance, and he makes me blue-blue berry muffins (That is, blue berry muffins that are blue) 11.) Wheelchairs? Walmart. 12.) Men or women? Is both an option? Why yes, yes it is! X3 13.) Orange? Tis the color of life! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ORANGE! Orange juice is also tasty as shit. 14.) Disney character? I refuse to answer on the grounds that there's too many to count. 15.) Show? The Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, Lost Girl (sweet, sweet lesbian action at last!... Also, Kenzi is my shit), Untold Stories of the E.R., Toddlers & Tiaras, Ghost Hunters (GRANT, WHYYYYYY?), GHI, Rizzoli & Isles (sweet, sweet lesbian subtext). 16.) Randomness? IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O 17.) The future? Why hello and welcome to my empire. You may refer to me as her supreme almightyness, or revered Empress, which is easier for you. 18.) Facebook? Bah! Facebook was created to be a media for Pinterest! PIN TILL THE END, MOTHER FUCKERS! 19.) What is love? hmmmm... I'm pretty sure... it's tacos... yup, definitely tacos. | |||||||
1. No Mercy, Only Violence » reviewsAt the beginning of the 21st century, a war began, a war between vampires and humans. Only the merciless survive through blood, battle, and burning fires. When the head of the largest group of rebels is captured, is there any hope of survival? AU, OOCTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,348 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-15-13 - Published: 4-11-12 - Alice & Bella2. The Girl Called 'Ray' » reviews"Yeah, like Ray Charles. I personally feel honored to be jokingly called that, so I mean... ya know." She shrugged, like it was no big deal that people were, kind of, making fun of her. "We're both blind, so it works, ya know."Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,087 - Reviews: 298 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 5-2-11 - Bella & Alice3. Wrong » reviewsI shouldn't want this girl so much, and it was SO wrong that I did. I mean, sure, she was perfect in every regard and I hadn't realized I was looking for my IT - the one person in the world for me and me only - until she was sitting on my couch chatting me up about life. Despite that perfection, it was still so wrong. And all because my idiot brother just HAD to be dating her...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,981 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 4-29-13 - Published: 2-12-13 - Alice & Bella4. Frenemies reviewsKeep your friends close, but your enemies closer. I lived by the logic. It was the reason why Mary Alice Brandon THOUGHT she was my best friend - because really, she's my worst enemy. And, oh, I was gonna get her... AUTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-28-13 - Alice & Bella5. Half the Battle » reviews... is knowing, right? So knowing SHOULD be a good thing. Not for Emma Swan, though; knowing her fate to be the 'hero' of some blah, blah, BS has been ruining her life for years. And knowing that she couldn't avoid it now, due to the son she'd never meant to have, made it all the worse. AND, she had to do it ALONE, because her baby daddy was a lazy ass. And yeah, she knew him too.Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-3-13 - Published: 12-31-12 - Emma S. & The Evil Queen/Regina M.6. Of Love, Luck, and Lost Socks » reviewsYou wouldn't know that luck is a very real thing, and that it doesn't depend on a person, but on a background. A lineage, if you will. Mine just so happens to be the luckiest, and I should be the luckiest of all!... Well, I'm not. femslash, OOCTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,310 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 3-5-13 - Published: 4-2-12 - Alice & Bella7. To Be Lothario » reviewsLothario was defined as being an -and I quote - "unscrupulous seducer of women." So what, then, did it mean for Isabella to be Lothario? Well, to her it meant making Daddy proud. But no one really knew about Lothario, or the reincarnation of his first born child, so to everyone else, she was just a player. Eh, whatever. She still had options in a town this small...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,220 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 7-5-12 - Bella & Alice8. The Return » reviews"Every Dog Has His Day" went a little differently. For starters, the Titans were much too late. Beast Boy was never recovered. A decade is a lot of time to lose hope in, and it's been nearly a decade since the "incident" that changed everything. Can an imbittered shape shifter be shown reason? Probably not... but he finds it funny to watch them try...Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 8-18-12 - Beast Boy & Raven9. Cat and Mouse: When the Mouse corners the Cat reviewsAs a child she used to dream of a woman. She was beautiful, and somewhere along the way, she'd convinced herself this woman was her MOTHER! It was laughable, really. Because the woman denied her this. She always had the nagging, bitter thought that even in her dreams, she was an orphan. But now she's begun to dream again... and things are NOT the way she remembered them...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-9-12 - Naruko U. & Kurama/Kyuubi10. Cat and Mouse » reviewsThis game of theirs was never-ending, but surprisingly fun. Well, except when she got caught and... basically assaulted... Did this make her a masochist? Better yet, did this make her... gay? Fem NaruXFem Kyuu. PERMANENT HIATUS!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,345 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 8-2-12 - Published: 1-16-11 - Naruko U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete11. After Hours » reviewsThe club was nice, at the very least, but so was the woman pressed up against her backside, nearly sticking her hands down her pants. Not that she minded.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-19-12 - Published: 2-27-11 - Naruko U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete12. From the Shadows » reviewsWhat they thought they knew, about the world, THEIR world, was a lie. She was the puppet master pulling the strings, and she was right beneath their noses. Fools; they probably thought themselves untouchable, by 'law'. She WAS the law. OOC, AU, femslashTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-25-12 - Published: 12-4-11 - Bella13. Dying » reviewsIt was the most dreaded plea in medicine, perhaps the worst thing to be asked of any doctor TRYING to treat a person in an unstable, critical state: "Please don't let me die?" How had it started out like such... and ended with her begging to be killed?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,267 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 3-13-12 - Published: 6-21-11 - Bella & Alice14. Attention Whore reviewsRosalie Hale, plain and simple, was an attention whore. Not that there was anything wrong with that, if anything, that's what she liked about Rosalie. She'd always be willing to give Rose ANY attention... and she did mean ANY. drug use, sex, etc.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-19-11 - Rosalie & Bella - Complete15. School of the Damned » reviewsSchool was hell. Especially when you had a Demon God for a body guard that just wanted to chase skirts, looking for a new mate, or... mates. This was NOT going to be good... Harems rejoice!Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,603 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-16-11 - Published: 3-6-11 - Naruto U.
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