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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Teen Titans, Once Upon a Time, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！.
HOLY CRAP! This is meh profile!!! I'm pansexual, AND IT TOTALLY FUCKING ROCKS, so, uh... heads up, people of the world ;*
ok I'm sorry but I just have to say this... I'M SICK OF THE STUPID SHOWS ON DISNEY CHANNEl LIKE HANNAH MONTANA AND JONAS!!! I WANT THE OLD DISNEY BACK!! I WANT MORE DISNEY MOVIES THAT MAKE ME CRY WHEN I WATCH THEM LIKE THE LION KING AND POCAHONTAS!! I'M SURE THAT IF WE BROUGHT BACK THE ORIGINAL DISNEY, OUR SOCIETY WOULD CHANGE! So if you agree with me, do anything you can like spread the word, copy and paste this everywhere, or even make a petition online!! BRING BACK THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!!!!!
Hah, alrighty, so this is just beautiful here, so worth the price, this here is Dr. Watson:
Bella's RooR, cuz the original one I found won't display and it's about to make me wanna cry, cuz it's so nice and I love it, buuuut... yes, this one works too:
WOOO! This baby's Rosalie's bowl, Love. Trust me, you'll understand:
RANDOM LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT ME:
I like bluegrass, not county, but bluegrass... it's cool
I love classical music, piano, violin, orchestral music, etc. Fucking awesome.
I'm not afraid of unicorns... I just don't trust them. There's nothing wrong with hating imaginary creatures!
I don't believe in heroes (or god for that matter), no such thing as a hero, just a revered person, an unreachable ideal, or a convenient rescuer.
If someone proposes to me with a proposal pillow... I would gladly marry them. It's a weird, random dream of mine.
I hate crying when I'm sad or in pain
I'm in love with love, at the same time that I resent it greatly. Weird situation. Makes little sense.
I love art and history. And science. And I'm really good at math, so it just bores me.
My best (taken out of context) phrases ever:
"I'm more stoned than Jesus!"
"Yeah, well I fucked your granny!"
"The conversation always gets more interesting once my nipples are involved."
"Talk about drop kicking a small child..."
"Wait, wait, shhhh... you hear that... it's the sound of a poor girl stuck in the rape van, calling for help..."
"YOU, Sir, are a sanitary napkin!"
"Somewhere right now... Bill Clinton is laughing his ass off..."
"Dude... dude... duuuude... I just realized... I have arms."
"I may need Jesus in my heart, but Jesus does not need me. He'd be all scared and alone like 'Where am I? What's that smell? Why's it so dark in here'... the smell is the rotting corpse of my innocence."
"My gaydar tells the future."
"They may be only eight years old... but I could totally kick all their asses."
"Don't worry, when I'm an overlord of the world and everyone bows down to my evil will... I totally won't kill you."
To Know You More:
1.) First car you fell in love with? (description or make/model)
Thunderbird... I think I was six, but I remember it was a Thunderbird
2.) What makes you smile/happy?
On a good day, anything. Most especially my friends. I'd have gone on a mudering rampage without 'em.
3.) Are you a writer, or an artist?
Writer, through n' through. I wish I could draw... I am not that skilled, however. (AND NO, IT ISN'T AS SIMPLE AS TAKING LESSONS!)
4.) Siblings? Pets?
Too fucking many of both. I will, however, say that I terribly miss my dog... yes, he did die, it was very sad, 'cause my momma had to hold him still while they did it.
5.) Favorite language/word?
Mmmm, that's tough, because I find Germans very sexy (the language sooths my soul) but I also enjoy other languages, never mind that I speak only one fluently (I am not counting sarcasm or profanity as languages, though, so...)... And I don't even know how to spell my fav. word, but it makes me giggle.
6.) Too old, too young, in the middle?
I've got big ideas stuck in the head of one too young to do anything with it... I was born thirty, but I'm still immature like a MF, so... I'm also 534 or something like that... I lost count.
Not by blood, but everyone calls me "Mother/Momma/Mom" and I answer to it like Ray answers to Ray, so... 20, fuck you 19 Kids & Counting, I fucking win! And all their names begin with Z! (not really, but STILL!)
8.) Why so serious?
Nunca! Whenever I am, people think I'm sad or angry, and I'm just like "MF, I'm THINKIN' about shit!" And then I get angry, and they get offended, and I feel guilty, and then I accidentally break something and I'm sad and...
9.) Do you want to play a game?
If it involves strippers... maybe. If it's Candy Land, you'd best believe I'ma be playin' that. (also, Scrabble's fun as fuck)
10.) Do you know the muffin man?
His name is Terrance, and he makes me blue-blue berry muffins (That is, blue berry muffins that are blue)
12.) Men or women?
Is both an option? Why yes, yes it is! X3
Tis the color of life! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ORANGE! Orange juice is also tasty as shit.
14.) Disney character?
I refuse to answer on the grounds that there's too many to count.
The Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, Lost Girl (sweet, sweet lesbian action at last!... Also, Kenzi is my shit), Untold Stories of the E.R., Toddlers & Tiaras, Ghost Hunters (GRANT, WHYYYYYY?), GHI, Rizzoli & Isles (sweet, sweet lesbian subtext).
IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
17.) The future?
Why hello and welcome to my empire. You may refer to me as her supreme almightyness, or revered Empress, which is easier for you.
Bah! Facebook was created to be a media for Pinterest! PIN TILL THE END, MOTHER FUCKERS!
19.) What is love?
hmmmm... I'm pretty sure... it's tacos... yup, definitely tacos.
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