RedHatMeg

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since	: 06-18-09, id: 1974260, Profile Updated: 11-28-12
country	: Poland

Author has written 73 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kuroshitsuji, Merlin, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Ninja Turtles, Megamind, Supernatural, DuckTales, Igor, DarkWing Duck, Monsters vs. Aliens, Sherlock, Captain America, Hobbit, Pushing Daisies, Frankenweenie, Vampire Diaries, and Avengers.

A fellow member asked me to put in on the profile, so I did:

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.
I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that (I believe) violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in it's original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please fell free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.

Psudocode_Samurai

Rocketman1728

RedHatMeg

I'm writting some fics in my native language here: http://www.forum.vampirciowo.pl/ (Serwis poświęcony całkowicie fanfikom i własnym opowiadaniom! Jeśli jesteś zainteresowany, zajrzyj!). Also I have a blog (still Polish, sorry), Planeta Kapeluszy: http://redhatmeg.blogspot.com/

I will show you that you can write a fic without yaoi! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Now, something about my interest generally:

I'm interested in many things, but most of it is connected with other cultures - especially myths and literature. I love poetry, especially Baudlaire, but also cartoons (that's why I'm here XD). Writting is my big passion. I want to become great, great writer, who will change the world (Berwald, prepare the Nobel Prize XD).

And now for something comepletely different! You know, you read/watch too much Hetalia stuff, when:

- you end every sentence with "aru"

- you want to offend someone by calling him "damn twat" or "potato bastard"

- you want to become one with Russia

- you commented last Canada/Russia hockey match like that: "Yeah, Matt once again kicked Ivan's ass!"

- during history lessons, when you're reading/hearing about some meanness done by one nation to another (for exemple: England to Spain), you're thinking: "Damn Arthur. How could you do it to poor Antonio, you bastard?"

- (speaking of Arthur) you're swearing like this: "What the bloody hell?! I will kill that (bloody) prat/twat/Kraut!"

- seeing spaghetti, you're scream with excitement: "Pastaaaa!"

- your mom wants to throw out your old cloths and you say: "How can you throw cloths, when they are still wearable?! What would Franz Joseph say?!"

- you're afraid of your little sister, because you think she wants to marry you

- you think you have bushy brows, because Arthur had cursed you

- you're constantly checking the YouTube in search of "Marukaite Chikyuu" in your country's version

- you wish, your older brother was like Gilbert

- you threaten school bullies, you will kill them with your awesome wok fighting skills

- you named your teddy bear Kumajirou, your cat Shinatty and your dog Hana-Tamago

- Every time someone said that Prussia doesn't exist, you scream, "PRUSSIA THE GLORIOUS NATION EXISTS!!" Noctilucous

- Every time you see your favorite country's flag you squee in delight and screamed that Nation's human name (or country name). Noctilucous

- If you fight with your friend/enemy, you think your friends as your "alliences" and the fight itself as "WWIII" or simply "war"Noctilucous

- If somebody bossed you around you think they tried to invade you Noctilucous

- You think of your relationship with friends/family/lover/whatever in terms of Hetalia relationships Noctilucous

- you sing: "Delitious tomato song", seeing tomatoes

- you're calling genitalia "vital regions" and the lost of virginity - an "invation on vital regions"

- you call Americans "Alfredians", Canadians - "Matthewans", Englishmen "Arthurians" and so on...

- you're looking on the World Map and checking, which cauntry still doesn't exist in Hetalia universe.

- thanks to Hetalia fanfics, you improved your grades from history

- you love to browise Deviantart in search of Hetalia Meme, Hetalia Bros Meme or Hetalia Genderbend Meme

- seeing turistic commercial of Egypt, you think: "Oh, Gupta is promoting himself again."

- you're starting to like country, which happened to hurt your country or is hated by most of your countrymen.

- you know what's a Sealand and you want to be its citizen.

...I will updating it as long as I will have ideas.

Links to awesome films:

Awesome performance of La marseillaise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoHs0Ua_Tg&feature=related

Zbigniew Herbert's poem "To Hungarians", wrote during Hungarian Revolution in 1956: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD8i90RQj3c

Kaczmarski's song about Yalta's conferention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqJjiAXnWdQ

Multilingual When you believe (The Prince of Egypt) with Hetalia charcters and few OCs:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wi7qbuA42E

Zakopower Sebastian Karpiel Bułecka performing some song of Marek Grechuta - W dzikie wino zaplontani: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIS7h48SYsE&feature=quicklist

Song Warszawo ma (My Warsaw) from times of occupation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7LSRGURKd4

Rammstain and Tatu in song Moskau (they sound awesome together): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zY00Sf46J4

Budka Suflera performing first time in history song to theme from series Stawka większa niż życie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-K_XnIk1f0

Molson Canadian's song I am Canadian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rc7qd8xdEs

Krzysztof Daukszewicz sings song Dobranoc, Europo (Goodnight, Europe):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk3doHx3c38&feature=quicklist

Golec uOrkiestra performing Wśród nocnej ciszy - Polish Christmas Carol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ScfAYO4O0

Lithuanian Anthem:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfusgZUavXw&feature=related

Moving AMV with another song from Prince of Egypt - Deliver Us: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRc-9j239Fc&feature=related

There's not enough Frere Jacques in our lives: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiBlL_d6R10

I just love this One Republic parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZfRaWAtBVg&feature=related

Gloomy Sunday in Tino's language: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua89AMZlF0M

Cartoon Medley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrMvYHFeH60&feature=player_embedded

Iznogoud TV series full theme song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjI7BmrCKvA

BBC Sherlock and Mycroft in the most epic MV ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDOy6oVa6E8

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.

Religion

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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1. My pet » reviews
"After all – the pets should resemble their masters, right?" Series of oneshots about relations between kids from New Holland and their pets. First off: Toshiaki and Shelley. New Chapter! - Weird Girl and Mister Whiskers.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-8-13 - Published: 5-5-13 - Weird Girl & Toshiaki

2. The case of missing Pie Maker » reviews
Ned's gone missing. Now it's up to his friends and family to find him and bring back home. Little do they know that the man who abducted him is not human.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-27-13 - Published: 2-22-13 - Ned

3. From fifty to five and back again » reviews
Gandalf wishes to see again and show the dwarves the little boy Bilbo Baggins used to be, so he turns him into five year old just before the visit from Balin, Bifur, Bofur and Bombur. Will it backlash on him? And what four dwarves will say, when they hear about Bilbo's mother, Belladonna Took?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-12-13 - Published: 1-10-13 - Bilbo B. & Gandalf

4. The trial reviews
"That's not all." Gandalf looked at Thorin. "We need his will of life. He must put his mind to resist the poison or else this spell won't work."AU to the movie final. What if Bilbo got stung by some poisonous creature and there would be a large chance that he won't survive? Will Thorin Oakenshield tell him all the things he said?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-5-13 - Bilbo B. & Thorin - Complete

5. Walentynkowa Melancholia
Tłumaczenie z angielskiego. Kiedy Roxanne Ritchi i Megamocny wybierali się na swoją wymarzoną randkę, wydawało się, że Minion spędzi te Walentynki samotnie.
Megamind - Rated: T - Polish - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Published: 12-8-12 - Minion - Complete

6. Jaki ojciec, taki reviews
Podczas pionierskiej podróży w czasie do roku 1948, Bruce i Tony sprowadzają do XXI wieku Howarda Starka. Teraz mają tylko pięć godzin, aby wysłać go z powrotem do domu. Uwaga" Tony jest miejscami OOC.
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,583 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-12 - H. Stark & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete

7. Łzy, sen i ból » reviews
Trzyczęściowy partner-fic do "Pękającego lodu" lepiej czytać ze znajomością oryginału . Część 2: Rozmaowa, jaką przeprowadzili Sherlock i Irene na temat słabego punktu Mycrofta.
Sherlock - Rated: T - Polish - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-9-12 - Published: 8-2-12 - Sherlock H. & Mycroft H.

8. Pękający lód » reviews
Po samobójstwie Sherlocka Holmesa jego brat Mycroft próbuje poradzić sobie z piętrzącymi się w nim uczuciami i tajemniczym autorem anonimów. Czy uda mu się nie popaść w szaleństwo? Ostrzeżenia: post-Reichenbach, czyli spoilery; możliwe OC i nietypowe dla tego gatunku wątki. OSTATNI ROZDZIAŁ!
Sherlock - Rated: T - Polish - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,562 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-30-12 - Published: 7-13-12 - Mycroft H. - Complete

9. Many Faces of Doctor Cockroach » reviews
...as seen by his friends, mainly Link. Sometimes drama, sometimes fluff, sometimes pure madness! Face Number 2: Dance Master, or - Doc's music tase and reasons for PhD in dance.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-11-12 - Published: 5-9-12 - Dr. Cockroach & The Missing Link

10. DT vs DWD reviews
A series of comparision articles between two "duck" series. First one - Scrooge McDuck vs. Drake Mallard.
Crossover - DarkWing Duck & DuckTales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-11

11. Zachować sekret » reviews
Diodak zostaje uprowadzony ze swojego domu przez organizację przestępczą, która zamierza wykorzystać jego wynalazki do niecnych celów. Czy Sknerusowi i spólce uda się uratować przyjaciela?
DuckTales - Rated: K+ - Polish - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,081 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-10-11 - Published: 4-17-11

12. Guinea Pig reviews
When Glickerstein was still alive, he was sometimes using Igor as his guinea pig. Now the story repeat itself - but this time the one who is experimenting on Igor is no other than himself! How his friends will react on this news?
Igor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-11 - Complete

13. Stróż brata swego » reviews
Sam i Dean Winchester przybywają na kolejne polowanie do Mystic Falls, aby walczyć z wampirami. Nie spodziewają się jednak, że czeka tam na nich coś więcej niż wampiry.
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - Polish - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-7-11 - Published: 3-5-11 - Dean W. & Damon S.

14. Metro Man stories » reviews
"Sometimes I envy Megamind of his eidetic memory..." Few shots about Metro Man's childhood, his life in Scott's Mansion and his relations with Megamind. Drama, humor, family fluff and many, many others.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-4-11 - Published: 2-22-11 - Metro Man

15. Save me sir » reviews
Minion suffer from agoraphobia due to traumatizing experiance of kidnapping. Megamind tries to help his friend, but will he succeed?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-25-11 - Published: 1-24-11 - Minion & Megamind

16. Valentine's Day Melancholly reviews
When Roxanne Ritchi and Megamind was going on their dream date, it seemed that Minion will spend this Valentine's Day alone.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-14-11 - Minion - Complete

17. Take my hand reviews
"A few seconds ago he was standing on the roof of Metro Tower exchanging witty banter with Megamind and the next he was leaning over the other alien and the villain was hanging off the roof's edge." There was that one time, when Metro Man saved Megamind
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-8-11 - Metro Man & Megamind - Complete

18. I hope you will die a long and painful death » reviews
"Dear Metro Man, so you think you are a hero? " Minion writes a letter to Metro Man.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 2-4-11 - Published: 1-13-11 - Minion & Metro Man - Complete

19. His childhood idol reviews
Ever wondered what was Megamind favorite cartoon?
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-2-11 - Megamind - Complete

20. Bad boy reviews
"I'm sorry, warden." She repeated. "This boy should try in other school. He had lots of chances, but he wasted them all." Warden is summonded for a parents meeting after a dodge ball accident.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-11 - Megamind & Warden - Complete

21. Big day reviews
"Let it be the day of blue baddy's triumph..." Metro Man prepares for opening of Megamind's museum.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-22-11 - Metro Man & Megamind - Complete

22. Minion's new name reviews
Minion want to change his name. Megamind is less then amused.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-9-11 - Megamind & Minion - Complete

23. Choroba ze ścieków » reviews
Mali Raph, Leo, Don i Mike zapadają na dziwną chorobę, co stawia mistrza Splintera w bardzo trudnej sytuacji. Wkrótce zostanie wystawiony na ciężką próbę.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - Polish - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-3-11 - Published: 12-7-10 - Splinter

24. Hetalia Concert » reviews
Let's start the hetalia Concert, with your favorite Hetalia characters performing famous rock, metal, pop etc. songs!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-28-10 - Published: 11-28-09

25. Birthday Wishes reviews
In a day of his birthday Poland reads e-mails with birthday wishes from his friends all around the world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-11-10 - Poland - Complete

26. Gloomy Sunday » reviews
For them he was just cheerful idiot. How could he have any emotional problems?" Suicidal!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-28-10 - Published: 4-25-10 - Spain

27. Onesided Italian Civil War » reviews
"Brother, are you still mad at me?" Feliciano asked.No response. Good, Romano. That's how it should be done. "Brother?" Silence. Let him ponder about it deeper. Let him feel your anger in subtle way. Let him know that you won't forgive him easily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-15-10 - Published: 8-17-10 - S. Italy/Romano & N. Italy

28. Regular converations between Death and Despair reviews
Series of one-shots about Itochiki "Death" Mikoto, Itoshiki "Despair" Nozomu and brotherly conversations, they're making from time to time.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-8-10 - Mikoto I. & Nozomu I.

29. That one day in the year reviews
For Poland September 1 isn't the happiest day in the year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-10 - Poland - Complete

30. Words of identity reviews
How real national anthem should sound like? What kinds of words it should contain? What kind of melody it should have? Should it be sad? Or maybe energetic?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-10 - Complete

31. Dating with Poland » reviews
Former "When I first met you.." Chapter 13: FINAL CHAPTER!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-20-10 - Published: 11-3-09 - Poland & Hungary - Complete

32. Without honor reviews
"You perfectly know that what I'm saying, it's true. Because you, Merlin," She lowered her voice. "you're the same as him. You're a man without honor, who's lying, betraying, breaking promises and killing your friends..."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-10 - Merlin

33. Niańcząc Merlina
Gajusz nieopatrznie wypowiada pewne życzenie i musi liczyć się z jego konsekwencjami.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Published: 6-14-10 - Merlin & Gaius - Complete

34. Rzeczy o których nie wiedziałem » reviews
Merlin jest chory, ale Artura to nie rusza, dopóki stan jego sługi się nie pogarsza. Teraz Artur ma szanse odkryć wiele rzeczy na temat swoich stosunków z Merlinem.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - Polish - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,088 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-6-10 - Published: 5-17-10 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

35. Things, I hadn't known » reviews
Merlin is sick, but Arthur isn't moved, until his servant's condtion gets worse. Now Arthur has a chance to realize few things about his relations with Merlin. FINAL CHAPTER!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 5-26-10 - Published: 5-15-10 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

36. Problemy z Okrągłym Stołem reviews
Future fic. "Prawie stu pięćdziesięciu rycerzy musiało niebawem zasiąść do narady i to od Merlina zależało teraz to, gdzie mieli spocząć."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-10 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete

37. Trigger point » reviews
One tragedy more won't change anything. He will be walking around in black clothes during whole next week, as he always does. Then he will return to normality, just like he always does after such accidents. He won't cry." Last chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-22-10 - Published: 4-11-10 - Poland - Complete

38. Things Spain cannot do during World Meeting » reviews
Things Dense Spain cannot do during World Meetings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-17-10 - Published: 4-11-10 - Spain

39. Are you sleeping? reviews
Before they received their own versions of it, this was a song that belonged to everyone of them..." Fic about Bruder Jakob,Frere Jacques, Fray Filipe etc. Might be two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-10

40. April 12, 1961 reviews
An illustration of old Polish/Finnish joke. Poland is fishing, when suddenly Finland comes to him to tell about something astonishing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-11-10 - Finland & Poland - Complete

41. Sylvester's seal » reviews
Sebastian had been captured and sealed. Now annoyed Ciel have to save his butler. But how he will find the demon?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-2-10 - Published: 12-31-09 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M.

42. Philosphy without borders reviews
You see, Heracles, the philosopher seeks three things: Truth, Beauty and Good..." One-shots about Greece and weird thoughts that spin in his head
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-28-09 - Greece

43. Dear Israel reviews
A letter wrote by certain Polish woman and provided to Israel by Poland. Please review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-12-09 - Poland - Complete

44. Ave Romae » reviews
The spirit of Roman Empire had been foolishly summoned from the Underworld. Now Rome is avenging himself by terriorizing the world of living. Can somebody stop him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 11-6-09 - Ancient Rome

45. For Feliks to be Feliks reviews
Another Birthday comes and Feliks' past in bothering him in this day, but his friends will make it the best birthday, he ever had. My Birthday fic for Poland!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-10-09 - Poland - Complete

46. Five zniczes reviews
When everybody else were celebrating Halloween, Feliks with his people and cities was drowning in reflections over passing time... A fic about Polish All Saints Day
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-09 - Poland - Complete

47. A lie reviews
It wasn't the matter of pride, it was the matter of his honor. He won't let them believe in this lie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-27-09 - Poland - Complete

48. Polnische Wirtschaft reviews
Poland has a nightmare that makes him think about certain painful thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-18-09 - Poland & Germany - Complete

49. Habeo papam reviews
Just short fic about the Karol Wojtyła's election for the pope, since it's 38th Anniversary of this evening.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-16-09 - Poland - Complete

50. Immigrants reviews
The best thing about this place was that even if all those people were of different nationalities, they were so friendly to each other. After all, they all were immigrants, an outcasts in foreign country." An XIXth century AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-09

51. Guernica » reviews
"Guernica? This… this small town? What's with it?","I… I feel… It seems that… that it had been…" He clenched his hand on the shoulder. His voice and head started to shaking. "That it's still bombarded…" Two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 10-3-09 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete

52. Stand up, Eastern Block! reviews
"It seems that Ivan has some problems." Francis said to Arthur."Yes, yes." His expression became serious. He whispered: "The Eastern Block is fighting…" The songfic about the fall of communism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-29-09 - Prussia & Poland - Complete

53. Going too far reviews
What if France gone to far? Rated T for violence and... Oh, you will see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-29-09 - France & Sealand - Complete

54. Together with corporal Vargas reviews
Military AU. Strict captain Ludwig Beilschmdt has a new adjutant - cheerful and carefree corporal Feliciano Vargas. Will they get along? And there is something weird in corporal's attitude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-09 - N. Italy & Germany

55. Times when we are equal » reviews
There are times, when Russia monster show some signs of humanity and times when he and his subordinates are equal. Series of oneshots. Chapter 4: Lonely prayer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 7-2-09 - Russia

56. It's not you! reviews
Kumajiro is waiting for his master during lunch break in World Conference, but someone decides for not so nicely joke with him. KumajiroxCanada friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-23-09 - Canada & Kumajiro - Complete

57. Polish rule against that American dick » reviews
A "what if..." fic. Poland is sick of being treated like a crap by America, so he decides to make him respect his little ally with a help from England. Warning: swearing in English and Polish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 8-28-09 - America & Poland

58. Kids are changing people reviews
"But there is no way that cheerful idiot Spain could harm anybody. He's too friendly and too soft for everybody to hurt even a fly...", "Well," Gilbert turned his head from companion to the hooch. "you know what they say: Kids are changing people."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-22-09 - Spain & S. Italy/Romano - Complete

59. The cliff reviews
An illustration of some joke about Englishman, Frenchman, German and Pole.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-8-09 - Poland & France

60. Broken hopes reviews
Ivan – Poland was thinking back then. – if you really want reconciliation… If you're really ready to end this years of enmity between us, please – let's start this long process now... Drabble about Putin's visit in Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-09 - Russia & Poland - Complete

61. Friendless England's Last Will » reviews
England was destinated to be friendless. On and on he's sinking in his depression for concern of certain fairy. Warning: Suicidal!Englad and OC. FINAL CHAPTER!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 8-18-09 - England/Britain - Complete

62. On the way to my Queen reviews
Poland decides to make an pilgrimage to Jasna Góra, so he gather his fellow nations. Warning: Some author's reflections about religion and atheism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-09 - Poland - Complete

63. Clash of Civilazations reviews
Egypt finally found his love and ask her for a date, but Turkey - in order to stop the Clash Of Cilizations - is going to destroy it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-09 - Egypt & Turkey

64. Italy will save ya » reviews
Germany and Japan have been captured by Mysterious Enemy. Italy decide to help no metter what. Chapter 6: Italy's weapon - the fional chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 6-21-09 - N. Italy - Complete

65. White flags reviews
Well, maybe this white flags weren't all that bad? Germany/Italy friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-4-09 - N. Italy & Germany - Complete

66. Forgiveness reviews
Feliks thought, he will never forgive Ludwig what he had done during WW2. History of Polish-German reconciliation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-29-09 - Poland & Germany - Complete

67. Spanish lullaby reviews
He wanted to stay like this just a little longer, maybe for some hours. Romano couldn't remember when he was feeling like this last time. Warning: fatherly Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-26-09 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain

68. Portrait painted with love reviews
For Hungary, Germany and Prussia it was just a painting, but Italies knew the real meaning of it. Absolutely not yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-09 - S. Italy/Romano & N. Italy - Complete

69. Inner Viking reviews
After Tino's explosion of wrath, Berwald decide to go on a walk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-13-09 - Finland & Sweden - Complete

70. Rosja na terapii reviews
ONZ namówił Rodericha, aby przeprowadził terapię na Rosji.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Polish - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-8-09 - Austria & Russia - Complete

71. I am Canadian! reviews
Canada is in a serious depression, that make him want to commit suicide. Cuba decide to help him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-29-09 - Cuba & Canada

72. Crying Spain reviews
This poor, broken man, who was hugging him so desperately, needed now someone's warmth. At least he comforted Romano so many times, that Italian could do it for once.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-26-09 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete

73. Siesta time! reviews
During World Conferance both Italies, Greece and Spain amazed us all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-09 - Spain - Complete