FoamBanana
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since: 06-18-09, id: 1974288, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
country: Sweden
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Hello everyone! Welcome to my page. Drop a review on one of my stories if you like. Ja ne!

Like I always say better to have a bad grammar and a good storyline than good grammar and a bad storyline

Well here are Pairings I ship!

KakaSaku
NaruHina
SasuSaku
SakuSai
InoSai
NejiTen
ShikaIno
Too many Yuri and Yaoi to even count xD

Pairings I DON'T ship!
NaruSaku
SasuHina
LeeTen
NejiHina
ChojiIno
NejiSaku

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People Smile

My absolute favorite stories here on FanFiction:

No Nintendo Game by Los Desperados

Welcome to hell by Neko-Graphic

Incomplete by the.terrorist

Laying claim By JanuaryEclipses

A full circle by Lady Momo

Lovesick Melody by LoveWithoutFear

Night Visitor by MangaAnimeLover

Magnolia by DramaDelicacy

And anything made by BlushingLotus!


1. Zombieland » reviews
In zombieland the only thing that matters is to be rational. When Sakura grows overly attached to a group of survivors she throws all of her little rules out the window. How will her throwing away everything she knew effect her chance of survival? And much more important. The groups survival. R&R, AU! SasuSaku! Angst, Tragedy, Mystery, Humor and drama also involved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-28-13 - Published: 11-15-12 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
2. The killer no more
Apart they stood. Divided by a pregnant pause. And then he walked away. Because he was a killer and she was the pure blood that he could never spill. AU! Read and review please :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Published: 2-12-13 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
3. One last chance reviews
Cause she was tired of waiting for him to return. In return he was tired of pretending that she meant nothing at all to him. Kind of angsty! Happy ending! R&R, no lemon, just some mild cussing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-13 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
4. Joke gone wrong? reviews
She had been drunk off her ass and was just joking of course, but what happens when he actually takes her seriously? 'Hey our last name starts with the same letter, maybe we should get married' 'Maybe' He smirked and she gulped. OH crap. No lemons! Some mild sexual content. Nothing too serious though! R&R for more! ONE SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-13 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete
5. Set me free » reviews
Teen pregnancy, suicides, prostitution, abuse and rape this is the life of the 19 year old Sakura Haruno, but when a rich businessman lay his eyes upon her everything get's better. At least that's what she thought. Some fucked up romance. AU. Contains everything in the summary. You have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-12 - Published: 12-26-12 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
6. The patterns of my heart
Sometimes my heart is striped. Sometimes it's dotted. Sometimes it's circled, but always my heart is in the pattern of you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Published: 11-29-12 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
7. Upon the setting sun reviews
' You've lost your lights, but you will get it back. Not now, but someday, you will return. You will find your light someday ' ' Not in the way you think ' Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-12 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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