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1. In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life reviews

Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 3-20-13 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete

2. Dear Order » reviews

I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you… Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 3796 - Updated: 3-10-13 - Published: 9-17-06 - Harry P. & Luna L.

3. Another Year of Christmas Disasters » reviews

The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 6-13-10 - Published: 12-13-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

4. Once a Month reviews

James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 5-16-09 - James P. & Remus L. - Complete

5. The Twelve Disasters of Christmas » reviews

Hermione and the others aren't sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 311 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-14-06 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

6. Searching for Potter reviews

Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 8-17-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete

7. A Little Research reviews

Another sort-of prequel to Inquisition, in which Harry knocks on Luna's door and they discuss an oddly endearing Velma.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-13-08 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete

8. The Little Necromancer Who Sucked reviews

Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 5-31-08 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete

9. An Alchemist in a Fence reviews

Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-2-08 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete

10. A Mushroom of Mass Destruction reviews

Orochimaru has ventured into the Forbidden Forest to find a certain mushroom. Kabuto has vanished, it's snowing, and some man called Lucius does not find him intimidating in the least...

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-14-07 - Complete

11. All Too Complicated » reviews

Harry's lost his trust in Dumbledore, been kicked out of home, and moved in with a group of dead people. And to think that this is nothing compared to what the future has in store for him...eventual slash, insanity and ghosts.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 9-18-06 - Harry P. & Cedric D.

12. The End reviews

Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-26-07 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete

13. Of Dragons and Weddings reviews

Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 135 - Published: 2-7-07 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete

14. First Date reviews

Neither Edward nor Alfons can be trusted to prepare for their first date on their own. Luckily for them, Noah's there to help, because otherwise there would have been a lack of pants.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-4-06 - Edward E. & A. Heidrich - Complete

15. The Root of All Evil reviews

In which evil, or at least the trail of retribution, is traced from Edward desperately seeking refuge to Alphonse seeking revenge and, eventually, the devil incarnate and his best friend's camera are identified.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-30-06 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete

16. If At First You Don’t Succeed… reviews

Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So that's exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 137 - Published: 11-19-06 - Harry P. & Lucius M. - Complete

17. Cornelius Fudge’s Very Bad Day reviews

Cornelius Fudge doesn't know it yet, but he's about to have a very bad day.' Little bit of slash, contemplation of hats, and mentions of Albus Dumbledore's laced sherbet lemons.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-19-06 - Harry P. & Percy W. - Complete

18. Oops reviews

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 332 - Published: 11-2-06 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete

19. Cupcakes reviews

On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco's wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn't need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 8-20-06 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete

20. The Nickname reviews

In a three to one vote, the Founders of Hogwarts had decided that Godric needed a new nickname. But why? Blatantly implied GodricxSalazar, implied RowenaxHelga

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 6-22-06 - Godric G. & Salazar S. - Complete

21. A Fairytale Disaster » reviews

"The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…"

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 12-6-04 - Harry P. & Draco M.

22. Illegal Necromantic Rituals reviews

Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-29-06 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete

23. Harry’s Allegiances reviews

Harry's sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry's Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 157 - Published: 2-26-06 - Harry P. & Draco M.

24. The Best Type of Riley Finn » reviews

In their boredom, Buffy and Faith discover an interesting dilemma. Is the best type of Riley Finn a concussed Riley Finn? And if so, which is the best weapon to use? Or is it a dead Riley Finn? Let us find out…

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 1-30-06 - Buffy S. & Faith L.

25. Mayhem reviews

Dumbledore has died, leaving Minerva to find a new DADA teacher. Of course, the man she hires comes with his very own personal Dark Lord, and THEN is nowhere to be found! Sequel to Acceptance TomHarry, HermioneGinny, etc, etc…

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 95 - Published: 2-23-06 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.

26. Death's Manager » reviews

"After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…"

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,456 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 7-9-05 - Harry P. & Severus S.

27. Harry's Sanity » reviews

I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 11-23-05 - Complete

28. Hay Fever reviews

Remus hates summer. Absolutely detests it. And moving in with James, Sirius, Peter and their tendency to shed fur all over the place really isn't helping. Mentions of RemusxSirius and JamesxLily. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-20-05 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete

29. Happily Ever After reviews

Once upon a time, there was an old man. This old man liked to manipulate people. He pissed a lot of people off doing this... A random, fairytalelike oneshot. Contains trace amounts of slash.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 11-14-05 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

30. Not Doing Nothing reviews

"Oh no! He's using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?" "You prat, Finnigan," he said fondly. "Promise, you haven't got nothing to worry about." Oneshot. What is Harry planning?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 11-6-05 - Seamus F. & Harry P. - Complete

31. Acceptance? reviews

Harry's relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 262 - Published: 10-4-05 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete

32. Harry, Seamus, And The Master Plan » reviews

Harry is allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, and convince their friends that they are NOT a couple! Eventual slash, HPDM, SFBZ.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,520 - Reviews: 732 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 3-22-03 - Harry P. & Draco M.

33. The Apparition Curse reviews

Somehow, someone has put a curse of some kind on the Slytherins and Gryffindors of the Hogwarts Graduating Class of 1997. This results in several near death experiences, and Harry and Draco's six week disappearence. Just where WERE they? Complete.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 9-13-05 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

34. A Party in the Gryffindor Common Room » reviews

A sneaky Harry has invited nearly everyone but the Hufflpuffs to a party, including his parents and Cedric who have been resurrected by a vampire named Sylvan as well as Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters. Wormtail is tortured and the teachers crash.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 9-8-05 - Published: 7-22-03 - Harry P. & Draco M.

35. How to Rescue Harry From a Brick With Only Eleven » reviews

The wizarding world has a problem. Someone's kidnapped Harry Potter. Because of this, Voldemort and Dumbledore have called a truce. Remus, Lucius, Sirius, Severus, Fred, George, Percy, Hermione and Draco have to save him so the world can go back to norm

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 8-18-05 - Published: 5-30-03 - Remus L. & Lucius M.

36. Ron, What ARE You Doing? » reviews

Ron's doing something. But no one really knows what. Apparantly it has something to do with Peter Pettigrew. This fic involves Screaming Snape, Hysterically Crying Harry and Draco, an Andalite Narrator, general insanity, Remus and Sirius in Hawaii...

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 1-3-04 - Published: 11-19-02 - Harry P. & Draco M.

37. Remus & Severus, Loss of Albus's Keys, & Pokemon » reviews

Dumbeldore decides to hold a feastpartyeventdancethingy for a large group of people. He locks the door to the Hall. He 'loses' his keys. What do Severus and Remus have planned? And what does it have to do with what they did last weekend? Complete.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-1-03 - Published: 9-12-02 - Remus L. & Severus S. - Complete

38. Six Weeks: Gryffindor Versus Slytherin » reviews

Dumbledore has gone completely loony and decided to have an inter-house exchange between Gryffindor and Slytherin Sixth Years. Remus takes anger management pills and is a chocoholic. This involves pranks, annoyed Slytherins, a pink tutu, and Peter torture

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 8-18-03 - Published: 5-31-03 - Remus L. & James P.

39. Tobias's Secret » reviews

Tobias and Erek find out that Mr Psychiatrist and Dr Brian are catching up with them. Tobias is shocked. Something wrong, and it's not just Jake, David and Erek. Is Mr P being honest with Dr B? Will Brickie play a part? Why does Harry Potter show up?

Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 9-19-02 - Complete

40. It's a Fact, Kid » reviews

Before Fifth year, Harry Potter vanished. Coming back a year later, he meets his real father. Halfway through sixth year he returns to Hogwarts as his half-brother's cousin. Where did Harry go? Who's the assassin? And what's a Mediator?

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 240 - Updated: 6-20-03 - Published: 1-6-03 - Harry P. & Draco M.

41. Lost in Time » reviews

Ron and Hermione witness Harry's disappearance in a flash of silver light. 14 months later he's back, and he obviously knows more than he's letting on. Then a meeting in Dumbledore's office reveals that Voldemort is an evil spirit possessing Tom Riddle.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 295 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 9-19-02 - Harry P. & Voldemort

42. Truth or Dare Marauder Style! » reviews

James, Remus, Sirius, Peter and Lily are locked in the Transfiguration Classroom with Severus, Lucius,. Narcissa, Damien and Daniel. Whatever will they do to pass the time? Play Truth or Dare, of course! And DOES SNAPE WASH HIS HAIR?

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 3-11-03 - Published: 9-8-02 - Remus L. & Severus S. - Complete

43. The Founder's Diary » reviews

Harry was Re-Sorted by his own request after being missing for a year. Hermione returns the Diary of the Founders to him, and in the process she and Draco discover the connection between Harry, Remus, the Founders, Tom Riddle and Voldemort. Slash. HP/RL

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 1-29-03 - Published: 1-21-03 - Harry P. & Remus L.

44. Why There Was a Wolf in Erek and Tobias's Cell » reviews

Events in this script: A talking wolf, asylum escapees, narration changes, WAY too much pizza, Crayak's birthday, a costume party, total insanity, Jake being really dumb, really bad jokes, more total insanity, and more of my attempts at being funny.

Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-7-02 - Published: 7-18-02 - Complete

45. Anyone For a Game of Truth or Dare? reviews

The teachers lock a group of Hogwarts students in the Potions classroom for several hours. A game of truth or dare, a game of chinese whispers, and a really bad day for Snape ensue.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 149 - Published: 8-6-02 - Harry P. - Complete

46. The Sequel to Visser Three's Engagement Party reviews

Events in this script: Ellimist's b'day, shopping, narration by Toby Hamee, total insanity, Erek attempts to make his demands of the Animorphs, Jake being dumb, bad jokes, messy rooms, mouldy pizza, & more total insanity. Read if you dare!

Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-02 - Complete

47. Visser Three's Engagement Party reviews

Yep, that's right. Everyone's favourite Yeerk Visser is getting married. To who, you ask? Read and find out. This is a script I did for English class. The teacher seemed to like it...and it's very weird. And pretty pointless.

Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-10-02 - Complete

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