i love popuri.

i love trey & matthew.

south park ships: st(an)(k)yle & cr(aig)(tw)eek & ca(rtman)(we)ndy & ke(nny)(be)be ~but i pretty much ship them all

cartman quotes of the day: guess the episode~ and then go watch it!

"only a few more hours and you can come take me away from this goddamn planet full of hippies"

"oh mah god! are you serious? that was the cutest top ever!"

"intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise!"

"if some girl tried to kick mah ass, i'd be like 'ay! why don't you stop dressing me up... like a mailman... an- and making me dance for you, while you go and... and smoke crack, in your bedroom, and have sex with some guy i don't even know?' ... i'm just saying you're a l'il wuss, is all"

"may mah mah, where could i have put pip's invitatioon? oh. yeah. now i remember. i shoved it up my ass!"

"and what do YOU think about me clyde frog? (in clyde frog's voice: i think yer a big fat piece of crap) ... 'ay!!"

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Number your 12 favorite South Park characters IN ORDER and answer the following questions.

1 kinny
2 craig
3 cartman
4 tweek
5 kahl
6 stan
7 bebe
8 wendy
9 mr. garrison
10 randy
11 butters
12 mr. slave

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
stan/butters, no i haven't read one. but yes i do!! anyone got one out there??

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?!
tweek tweak. yeah. i do. like, really hot. like, one of the hottest.

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
mr. slave & wendy. eee i dunno bad stuff.

Can you read any fic(s) about 9?
mr. garrison is always a secondary character with some funny lines, but thats it. i'd love to read a fic starring him.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
there is a beautiful craig/stan fanfiction in my favorites by dragonsapphire. i loved it to death and made this pair believable for me. in real life canon of the show though, i think not. i think they don't have enough in common. it would be boring as hell.

5/9 or 5/10? Why?
kahl/garrison or kahl/randy. eee omg! kahl/randy! um i've actually thought about writing a stan/gerald fic, believe it or not - you could get into some deliciously fcked up territory there!

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 in bed together?
bebe on craig/slave? uhhh...

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
"Cartman and Randy are the two most popular South Park characters: everyone knows that. But M&T have decided to kill one off, because only one can be king of the show. Who will remain the funniest character on South Park? Watch them fight to the death. Rated M for mature themes and toilet humor."

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
kenny/wendy? i've read this before!! gah the story is in my favorites somewhere.. i'll add it here when i'm too lazy to find out which one! it was actually quite a nice relationship they had there, thanks to the author.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
um. that's my beautiful, perfect, sweet bebe & slave. so, "Teach Me To Be A Whore, It's All I've Ever Wanted"??

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
tweek trying to take kenny's virginity? eee that is so adorable! someone write this! but i don't think kenny has any virginities left to steal, sadly.

Do any of your friends read 7 slash?
none of my friends read south park slash, dude! lol! but i've dabbled in some bebe/wendy lesbo action ;)

Do any of your friends read 3 het?
again, friends don't read this stuff. but i'm writing cartman het right now!

Do any of your friends write or draw 11?
i've seen some beautiful butters drawings on DA, actually.

Would any of your friends write 2/4/5?
craig/tweek/kyle? PANT. hot threeeesome please write someone.

What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
"ohhh RANDY!"

If you wrote a song-fic about 8, which song would you choose?
wendy. cold hard btch? le petite pain? i have an annoying voice? i don't fcking know. it's wendy!

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
kenny/stan/slave. it would be M. slave would teach stan and kenny how to expand their sexual relationship in new and exciting ways! maybe i should write that?

What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
craig would need to give randy a beer, for two reasons. one, beer is the key to winning randy's heart, as we all know. and two, he'd need to get him drunk enough to forget how much craig looks like his son, stan.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
kyle? probably the first fic i ever read was style. the first kyle fic i loved was by seaouryou, and is in my favorites. it's amazing - go read.

"1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic?
k first lemme translate it ...
-- > "kenny and bebe are in a happy relationship until bebe suddenly runs off with tweek. kenny, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with butters and a brief unhappy affair with mr. slave, then follows the wise advice of kyle and finds true love with eric cartman."
i'd call it: "Kenny Fcks Everyone". loool no i want to write this. sounds good. who doesn't love kinny? and i'm secretly a kenric fan. i fangirl over all their scenes together. and bebe/tweek together? cute! i just dunno how to write bebe breaking kenny's heart. i couldn't do it. they're my OTP

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
omg bebe/wendy? eeee i dunno i'd miss seeing them with the boys but i guess i'd be HAPPY because omg how cute together. eee i love webe.

Would 11 get in bed with 9? Drunk or sober?
butters would not get into bed with mr. garrison. more likely scenario is, lets face it, garrison just raping little leopold.

If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
cartman/bebe porn eeeeeeeeeeeee I SWEAR TO WRITE THIS ONE DAY. HOT PAIR

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peace, love, and etc~