Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Danny Phantom.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Roses are red,
"Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams" Dr. Seuss
“You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.” Paul Sweeney
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