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Author has written 3 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.
Likes: anything Japanese related(including anime/manga/food), animals, art, my mom (i grew up with a complex, deal with it!), my uncle's guard dog, having good grades, blood (i have the tendency to get excited when i see blood coming out of a wound, or/especially if there is a really gory wound. idk if i have a blood fetish or not), fanfics, sushi (unagi mostly), my computer and internet XD
Dislikes: annoying people, yaoi/yuri (i don't mind homos/bi's i just dont like the fact that people make them all mushy and stuff), gold diggers, control freaks(relatives ESPECIALLY!! but i don't mind possesive people, as long as they don't go overboard), over done Mary-Sues(if they are mild, then it's fine), when youtube deletes the sounds of awesome amvs or videos/members that i subscribed to, spiders
Hobbies: going online, drawing, piano(when i feel like it :P)
Attitude/Personality: a bit of a pessimist, sometimes insane and wierd, unconfident about work made myself (as in art, written work, etc.), a little bit of an SM (a TINY bit >.>), has a mother complex...(im growing out of it ppl!!...well, slowly >.>...i'm trying ok?!), cynic, melancholic, Japanophile
(Current) Dream Occupation: General Surgeon
Current Obsession(s): KnB/Kurobasu (or Kuroko no Basuke for thoseof you who don't know) et des musique francais.
The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw! (with Slytherin coming close)
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).
Take the most scientificever created.
You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with:Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at" SemeUke.com , or get seme/uke merch.
The Hunger Games
Thresh/Rue (as SIBLINGS!)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Gamma/Aria (which means I believe in the Aria x Gamma = Uni theory XD)
Reborn/Bianchi or Reborn/Luce
Iemitsu/Nana (dur lol)
Hojo/Kagome (so she gets out of Inuyasha and Kikyo's way :P)
Papa!Sesshomaru/Daughter!Rin (in the non-incestual way...Gotta keep it platonic people!)
Yu Yu Hakusho
Quotes (will expand later on)(ones with no author are made by me):
"women do all the work; men just donate"
"if they like cannon pairings that much, then they should stick to canon SEXUALLITY!!"
"being a surgeon is the only occupation that lets you cut up a living person and mess with their insides...LEGALLY"
"hey, at least I'm not in denial."..."people in denial are scary..."
"If you want to be close to God so much, why don't you just kill yourself?" - Sanzo, Sayuki (I can't remember if this what he said exactly, but it was something similar)
"the women are the ones who are REALLY in charge. They just let the men believe THEY are instead." - my 8th grade Language Arts teacher (p.s. he was male)
"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"Don't just stand back... freakin' disappear!"Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach
"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - House, House MD
"If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's impossible, it's irrational. It's against my religion." - Miroku
"War does not determine what is right--only who is left." - Bertrand Russell
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
"Everyone knows that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, therefore secretly adding another secret into their secret collection of secrets. ...Secretly." - Spongebob Squarepants
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"My computer: My second anti-drug.
"You have permission to steal it." - Cursed Bunny
"EARTH TO TODDLER BITCH! YOU'D BETTER SPEAK NOW OR I'LL FOREVER SHOVE THAT PACIFIER TEN INCHES DOWN YOUR THROAT!" - Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho
"Grammar is boring." - my (second semester) 9th grade Language Arts teacher
"Gigantic. Enormous. Puddle. Of. Piss." - when I was replacing my dog's potty pads that was filled COMPLETELY with piss...
"The average man thinks with his head. It is only until he's old and wrinkly does he actually begin to think with his brain."
"If music was crack, you would have a serious problem." - Blake Shelton, The Voice
"'Cuz nobody really cares about the day that you were born." - Allstar Weekend, "Not Your Birthday"
"Would anybody tell me if I was gettin'... stupider?" - George W. Bush
"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), when informed that his wife was dying
"We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail." - Dave Barry
"Stop!! Or I'll say 'stop' again!!" - Bobby to criminal
"I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." - J. Edgar Hoover
"Stupid people are dangerous." - Suzanne Collins/Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games
"It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman." - Suzanne Collins/Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games
"Kind people have a way of working their way inside me and rooting there." - Suzanne Collins/Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games
"Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying." - Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games
"Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese." - Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games
"Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it." - Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games
"District 12: Where you can starve to death in safety." - Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games
"Well, I don't have much competition here." - Peeta Mellark
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
Favorite Witty/Funny Lines/Insults (NOT MINE) :
- "When you were born something terrible happened; you lived."
- "I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb."
- "I like you, I have no taste, but I like you."
- "You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital."
- "Someday you'll go far, and I hope you stay there."
- "Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them."
- "Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go."
- "You're something that someone would only meet in a nightmare."
- "You have such a big mouth; you could eat a banana sideways."
- "There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half; I don't want two of you around."
- "Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?"
- "If you ever need a friend, you'll have to get a dog."
- "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
- "I will always cherish the initial misconception I had about you."
- "I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
- "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
- "You do serve at least one useful purpose in life, as a horrible example."
- "I'm busy now; can I ignore you some other time?"
- "Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?"
- "It's too bad stupidity isn't painful."
- "Don't say things like that; it just makes you sound stupid. In fact, don't talk at all. It just makes you sound stupid."
- "Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?"
- "If I've said anything to offend you, I mean it."
- "I would love to insult you, but you wouldn't understand."
- "One good thing about you, you’re easy to ignore."
-"Why do you get up in the morning?"
- "You're a person of rare intelligence; it's rare when you show any."
- "Hey, I’m sorry, I’m not being rude; it’s just that you don’t matter."
- "I wish we were better strangers."
- "I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons with me."
- "Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?"
- "Are you a moron, or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?"
- "Don't try so hard, I couldn't like you any less."
- "You’re having delusions of competence."
- "I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared"
- "I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."
- "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
- "Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids."
- "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
- "Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
- "Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."
- "If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once?"
-" I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere."
- "On the other hand, you have different fingers."
- "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
- "It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."
- "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
-"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
-"When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia."
-"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
-"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
-"Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician."
-"Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry."
-"The "bishop" came to my church today.. that guy was an imposter, he never once moved diagonally."
-"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."
-"Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy."
-"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
-"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
-"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
-"Caution: I drive like you do."
-"Why can't you be a non-conformist like everybody else?"
-"Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes"
-"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
-"I told my wife she should treat me like a fine wine... -- She locked me in a dark cellar..."
-"Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"
-"If God intended men to smoke, He would have set him on fire."
-"Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?"
-"Cause of death: drowned in absurdity."
-"Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it."
-"Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement."
-"Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends."
-"I never pirated it...it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night.."
-"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
-"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens."
-"Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it."
-"Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children."
-"If you're at the airport and see mistle toe above the conveyor belt... You can kiss your luggage goodbye!"
-"FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory."
-" "My dad wants to show he's not mad by taking you out hunting with him" "
-"We totally deny the allegations, and we're trying to identify the allegators."
-"How to get out of a speeding ticket: Always carry a cooler with a big red cross on it - 'Officer, I MUST get to the hospital' "
-"When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions."
-"No shoes, No shirt, No service.. So do I have to wear pants?"
-"On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there."
-"If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous."
-"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."
-"Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!"
-"When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting."
-"If spelling tests tell you how well you spell, then what do urine tests tell you?"
-"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
-"I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."
-"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
-"No, I don't trust in god. He'll have to pay up front, like everybody else."
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. (It hoits! T_T)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.
If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, UnlovedAliceCullen, xNatexRiverx, Yorukifon, psychotic luv
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, S. T. Nickolian, scarletmirror, oOo TripWire oOo, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch,xNatexRiverx, Yorukifon, psychotic luv
If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
I can say I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!!I HATE MAKE-UP!! AND IF YOU AGREE OR HAVE BEEN FORCED THROUGH A MAKEOVER COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever looked at somethin' that wasn't there because someone said "look it's..." then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.(24/7, exceptions are eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, or ignoring my parents yelling at me to get off of the computer)
92% of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 8% who would be laughing your head off.
If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
Crazy is when you're off in your own little world, and you start to think of something that could happen and start laughing, and people around you turn and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song that you have stuck in your head, if you're crazy like me, copy and past this into your profile.
If you're one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy this into your profile.
Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this into your profile.
If you have copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coco Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the cereal is soooo much better.)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you strongly feel that anime should not be shunned because "it's by pervy Japanese people" (which is NOT true), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Bleach should have a better English dub and Ulquiorra should not sound like Michael Jackson, copy and paste this into your profile.
98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that CAN resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.
If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever hate someone with a fiery passion and wished they were tortured in some horrific way, copy and paste this in your profile
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think people shouldn't get shunned for liking anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you live on the computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Got it from 'TenchiSaWaDa'
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, emmettcullendisorder, SeekDreamsAndFindHope, Hiddenfilly, Kavyle, UlquiorraNoKokoro, psychotic luv
All stories will be in English!
WARNING!: All stories wiil be updated sporadically unless stated otherwise.
Vacation? Yeah right!
My Status: Hiatus due to severe infection of Plot Bunnies
Plot Bunny #1
Hibari Family Tradition sequence: (NOTE! This tradition is completely made up!)
Purpose: to ensure that the bride is to their liking. Enables parents to "mold" the future bride however they please in order to ensure that future offspring will have a likeable quality (By the Hibari family standards)
Comments: Yeah...I don't know where this came form, but it won't leave my head D:
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Plot Bunny #6
thank you Cursed Bunny for the pic :D
Yeah...I'm not sure who this is supposed to be... Cuz' I mean, the LIPS look DIFFERENT!! But she looks similar to what I imagined TYL!Yamase would look like D:
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