Greetings! I'm a dedicated Whovian, unfortunately stuck on the other side of the pond :(

But that'll change one day! :)

Here is a list of things you should know about me:

1: I do not read or write BDSM, PWP, Slash, Femslash, three-somes, four-somes, five-somes... you get the idea. Anything too explicit is out of the question too. Doctor Who is so awesome it doesn't need that. Frankly, I thing it detracts from it's awesomeness and cheapens the fic. Sorry. None of that stuff is in the Doctor's character either. Jack however... shivers in fear

2: I feed off reviews. Seriously. Them and bananas. So help the starving writer and send her a two-word reply! (hopefully it's longer than that but beggers can't be choosers)

4- no, 3: I have no life. Hence, my account on this site, whofic.com, and livejournal. (my pen name is the same on those sites).

4: I LOVE YOU!! (and hate pears)

5: Pairings I like: Jack/Donna, Martha/Tom, Doctor/Rose, Doctor/Romana, Doctor/OC. Pretty much anyone if I think they'd make the Doctor happy.

6: Pairings I DON'T like are: Doctor/Martha, Doctor/Jack, Doctor/Master (really?!), Doctor/Doctor (eek!!), Doctor/Donna (NO! She's like his sister! NEVER! SACRILEGE!!) and the given taboo, Doctor/River.

7: River Song does not exist in my world. Not because I hate her- we barely got to know her- but because she doesn't fit in my ideal little reality. I understand many fans feel the same. If we ignore her long enough I think she'll fade from existence. Or at the very least, be ret-conned.

8: I am not a Martha basher. I take her character in stride. Not as good as Donna, but better than others. I feel the same about Mickey, Jackie, Jack, and other companions people get violent about.

9: I like Madame de Pompadour simply because she's a useful tool in writing. She means I get to whack the Doctor over the head!! Honestly, it's so hard to love him all the time...

10: I'm torn between 9 and 10. Don't ask me to decide because it would only end up with my higher functioning synapses blowing, resulting in me becoming a numb and brainless Zombie and then I couldn't finish my fics- so there :P

This Author is a proud member of the RRA (Robin's Revenge Army).

We are the craziest fan group online. We actually LISTEN to the voices.

Super shout out to: Maple, Mira, L.C, Josie, Deannie, Voldy, Paula, Lollzie, Annie, Foxy and Nickel!

Nova out