Welcome to my profile.

I'm here only to review.

I always log in to review. If you get an anon review by someone claiming to be me, then you are being hit by a sad little troll and should ignore it.

If your story is bad I will probably not be nice to you; I won't sugarcoat anything I say.

But if your story is good, I will praise it.

Here are a few things I keep in mind when I review:

1.- Mary Sues are fanfic poison. Avoid them.

2.- Self inserted Mary Sues are even worse than regular Mary Sues, they are also fanfic poison. Avoid them as well.

3.- Spell check is your friend, use it after you finish your story and before you upload it here.

4.- There is this thing called a paragraph, it is used so you don't submit huge walls of text. Try using it, you'll see the difference.

5.- Author notes are fine. As long as they aren't longer than the story/chapter. Oh, and they definitively should not include conversations between you and your insane other personalities that you made up because you feel lonely. They are not funny and people don't care about that. Really, they don't.

6.- English not being your first language is not an excuse to write trash. Seek a beta reader and ask for help. Beta readers are actually nice people, give it a try.

7.- This site has Guidelines and Terms of Service for a reason. Respect them.

I am a proud member of Critics United:

If you're here because you got a review from me and want to complain about it, do it right here.

Español:

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