My name is Anna Bell. I change my name on here a lot. I have gone by Tabitha, Rebekah, Lucia, Kelsey, Rowanda, Leila, Rowan, and a few others so yea.

I take requests. Of any kind. Just have a basic idea of how you want it to turn out.

P.S. I am a smiley face and review Whore!! =D =D =P =P

GOD DID NOT GRACE ME WITH SPELLING AND GRAMMAR SKILLS!! UNTIL I FIND A DECENT BETA DON'T HATE ME! I AM NEW TO FAN FICTION SO GIVE ADVICE!

.:I walk in the rain because I don't care if I get wet:.

.:I wear hand-me-downs because there are more important things in life than mobbing malls for new clothes:.

.:I'm quiet in school because everyone's to much of a stereotype to listen to what I have to say:.

.:I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds:.

.:I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination."

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into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
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Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
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COOL NARUTO FUNNY QUIZ!!

(List your top 12 favorite characters in no particular order)

1.Gaara

2.Temari

3.Kankuro

4.Itachi

5.Shikamaru

6.Naruto

7.Sakura

8.Sasori

9.Deidara

10.Pein

11.Hidan

12.Tobi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Naruto and Hidan? nope.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Itachi is Beyond sexy.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Tobi and Sasori? how the hell would that work. Sasori is a puppet and Tobi is well...tobi. That couldn't work.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yea. Tons of fanfics on Deidara.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Temari and Naruto?...Yes, I guess so..if Gaara didn't kill him...But I still think Temari/Shikamaru or Temari/Neji is better.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Shika/Deidara or Shika/sasori? I like both of them. I LOVE YAOI!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sakura walk in on Temari and tobi? hehe she'd join...ok ok kidding she would probably scream bloody murder.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Kankuro and Pein? Um, okay.

It was just one kiss. One kiss. It wasn't even on the lips!! Then why can't he stop thinking about that smooth- talking leader of the crminal organsization that tried to kill his brother?! God loved screwing with him. Pein/Kankuro

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I'm not sure.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sakura and Tobi? Hmm...let me think...

The swirls of a cherry blossom

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I have absolutely no idea what de-flower means. USE ENGLISH DAMNIT!!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

not a clue.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

probally not but then again they are unpredictable...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Temari, Itachi, and Shikamaru? Hmm...No, not really...But I, on the other hand, would definitely write it!!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Pein? Um...Let me think...Hmm...I honestly have no idea.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Sasori? Um...Sexy back cause he is one sexy beast!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Gaara, Naruto, and Tobi? Let me put it this way:

YAOI!! LOTS OF IT!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Pein to use on temari?? ugggg... maybe Fuck me or I'll kill you? i don't have a damn clue

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Hidan describing Temari and Sasori? well here goes:

"That fucking bitch and Sasori are a fucking great ass fucking couple you mother fucking prick."

20) How emo is Seven?

Sakura? She isn't emo...

TWENTY-ONE SIGNS A GUY IS FALLING IN LOVE: =D

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about...

2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile(:

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM!!

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something

12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that

13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them

17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

18)No guy can handle all his problems on his own.

He's just too stubborn to admit it

19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!

Just because ONE is RUDE doesnt mean he represents ALL of them

20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that...you're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell her...
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her...I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem...but he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh, some boy.
Boy: Oh, she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong. I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

Copy And Paste:

.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

.If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile

.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

.Life is not about waiting out the storms. Its about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile.

.If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

.If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.

.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Gaara's so hot! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: ObsessionVixen; TJD41066

If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are downright evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends admit that you are downright evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever daydreamed/dreamed of kissing your favorite Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character from Naruto, copy and paste this on your profile. Add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: ObsessionVixen-Gaara; TJD41066-Sasori,Deidara,Pein,Itachi,Hidan,Kiba,Sasuke,Shikamaru,Ect.;

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you had ever dropped your cellphone into the toilet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt at it. If you're a girl who can kick a boy's butt at anything, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: ObsessionVixen, TJD41066

If you're an actual insomniac, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.

:P

Naruto Quotes, Taken Right Out of the Episodes:

"The corpse's bitter crimson tears flow and mingle with the endless sand, feeding the chaos within me, and making me stronger." - Gaara of the Desert, Episode 34

"You love someone in your life whom you honor and revere so much that every hurt inflicted on them is inflicted on you as well. And the closer they are to you, the greater the pain." - Gaara of the Desert, Episode 127

"To feel so strongly for someone, you would fight for them, and die for them." - Gaara of the Desert, Episode 127

"Perhaps the companionship of even an evil person is preferable to loneliness." - Gaara of the Desert, Episode 127

I'm looking for more quotes right now, they'll be up soon.

:P

Funny/Awesome Quote-Like Stuff I Found From Who-Knows-Where:

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"When life gives you lemons, make Strawberry juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it."

"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference."

"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "darn, we messed up."

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."

"When in doubt...Cheat...Repeat until caught... ... ... Then lie."

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades"

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

:P

Quotes from Other FanFics:

"Ahhh... the 'I-put-too-much-hairspray-in-my-hair-and-got-caught-in-the-wind' look strikes again" -Naruto to Gaara's hair... or vice versa..." - Unknown (PM me if you know where this came from! I've forgotten...)

I'll find more.

:P

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area and slip.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Did you notice something wrong here?=P

Things I hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake? Shove it down my pants? Quite possible if you know me...

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why?? WHY!?

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question! WHAT THE FUCK??

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? Beside's mooch off your mother...

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

:P

You Know You Live in 2009 when...:

1.) You accidentally enter your password into the microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3.) The reason for not staying touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the television

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.)as you read the list you just keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think of sending this to your friends.

9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled up to see if there was number 5

11.) Now your laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for it, you know you did

:P

~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo and gay.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be a pryo.

Im against abuse

I Am Lilly

My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake,
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it's my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard cold wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Child Abuse

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

HOW TO GET GOOD REVIEWS: (from Kakashidiot)

1. Make sure you have a mood.

2. Flowing dialogue that's interesting.

3. Show whats happening don't tell.

4. Interesting ideas.

5. Good scenic/character descriptions that don't bog you down.

6. Well thought out plot (not always necessary)

7. SPELL CHECK! Or better yet, get a beta reader!

8. Have good detail. (TJD41066)

9. Warn people of stuff. Ie. Character death, YAOI, Yuri, SHOUTA, Non-con, swearing, violence. People need to know what they're getting into. Seriously.

STEPS TO GOOD DIALOGUE! (From Kakashidiot)

a) Keep the sentences short.

b) Don't always end each sentence with the person's name (Iruka said, Kakashi groaned) etc.

c) Don't always write 'he said, she said', you can write other verbs like 'groaned' 'whined' 'complained' 'roared'.

d) Listen to actual conversations in your house or at school listen to the patterns, yeah, you'll look weird, but it's good reference.

e) People don't talk with good grammer. Put in enough good grammer so that people understand you, but that's it. So it's okay to have incomplete sentences.

f) Instead of bogging your fictions down with heavy pieces of character/scenic description, incorporate it into dialogue and thought and squeeze it between the action.

g) On the other hand, don't let your dialogue take over, make sure people know where they are and what the characters were doing.

h) Read other people's fanfiction who have good dialogue and note how they format their stuff. Formating is another important factor for getting reviews. especially when it comes to dialoguing. nobody wants to read a dialogue piece all bunched together in 1 BIG paragraph!

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