"It's not that I'm not making sense, it's just that you're not keeping up!" -11th Doctor

If you do not copy and paste things in your profile, copy and paste this in... wait a minute...

My main insperation is my friends! And many other mangas, pictures, stories, and family. I have to much havoc in my life, so writing stories kinda balances it out. As well as that, I have cleaned out my stories list, but more are on the way! Plus, I might put up the ones I deleted if I edit them in time for the holiday!

Where I find the art- http://www.deviantart.com/

(Come check me out there for more of my OC stories! You know you want to: http://chikachikaboom.deviantart.com/)

Where I find the mangas- http://www.mangafox.com/

"Haha, you're driving a blue prius car with pretty snowflakes on the back, holding a three pound chiwawa, and make a living off of dolls- You're gay!"

"I punched him in the back! Ugh, fine, I'll just throw him off the cliff."

Throws.

"Dead?"

Silence.

"Yup. Thats good because I was going to throw him in the water if I had to..."

"Look, the borgia rob everything from the people to maintain power"

"What do you intend to do?"

Toby: "Rob them first"

"I'm an entrepreneurial disease. I'm spreading like wildfire... through the pants of most people in town."

I lmao when Toby was like "I'm gonna go drown myself. See you all in hell" and the pool was only like ankle deep.

I have to get closer to make sure that that assassin shaped figure thats throwing knives at me is indeed an assassin..!!

3 Guys are in a bar.

One of them says: I have the longest arms in the world.

The other one says: I have the longest legs in the world.

The third guy says: I have the greates musical talent...!

So they decide to go to the office of the Guiness Book of Records.

The first guy comes out and says: Yes! I do have the longest arms!

The second guy comes out and says: Great! I do have the longest legs!

The third guy comes out pretty angry and says: WHO THE FUCK IS NERO?

If science isn't the answer, let's say it's magic. But if it isn't magic, call Ghostbusters

If pie times oranges equals four, than why does pie minus four equal -1.14 D:?

Shhhh... my common sense is tingling!

People like YOU, trolls, are the reason we have middle fingers :)

The first time I saw Ven... I basically said, "Why the FUCK does this poser look like ROXAS?"

Guess what you and a female dog have in common. If you figured that one out, guess what you and a pile of sticks have in common.

"I have to fight a living doll? ... This place sucks." -Skye (Climber vs Skye, Endzone tourtment)

"YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE! I PUT ALL OF MY POWER INTO THIS ATTACK!"

*dramatic music*

"Kayoken..."

"...no"

"times..."

"...no no no"

"FOUR!"

"no no NO NO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!"

"Aren't you a little young to be smoking?" 'Arent I little too young for you to be smiling at me like that?" (Chimbly vs Karl, Law of Talos tourtment)

If your life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesnt give you worthless fruit.

The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me ." Hit 'em with a dictionary and say, "WHAT NOW BITCH?!"

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Is it just me or is every hot guy either taken, gay, DEAD, or a fictional character?

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

"And now I shall reveal my giant monkey-" *crowd gasps* "-form!" "THANK GOD, I THOUGHT HE MEANT PENIS!"

"-wheres the moon. WHERES THE DAMN MOON?!"

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but less cool.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that bastard upside the head

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

SEX. Ok now that I have your attention lets talk about penguins

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

"Team Me" cause Im awesome like that.

Warning: prone to spontanious outbursts of, "Oooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuurrnn!!" while reading.

One by one, bunnies steel my sanity.

A day without sunshine is like.. well... night

Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRE TRUCK of course!!

Mummies are just zombies in fancy clothes.

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.

If you met my family, you'd understand.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do. Lol