So my name is RiRiChan012, but you can just call me RiRi for short.
My Favourite Song: Could It Be You by HWood
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
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(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
() You have ran into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
() You have ran into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (i had to have my dad explain it to me three times before i understood!)
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
() People have called you slow.
() You have accidentally caught something on fire.
() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
() You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart”, you laugh. (only when I think about it :P)
(x) You just laughed.
() Sometimes you just stop thinking .
() You tell a story, and forget what you were talking about halfway through.
() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
() You use your fingers to do simple math.
() You have eaten a bug
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
(x) You’ve looked all over for something, and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
() You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you.
() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (it helps me fall asleep!)
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Now you have two choices
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, RimaxKawaii, RiRiChan012
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, Ryoko's Lost Memories, RiRiChan012
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the English teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.
If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, CrushedUnderLove, Clowny4evur, WantingFreedom, Ryoko's Lost Memories, RiRiChan012 (I am who I am, go ahead sue me!)
Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! (o_O) Now copy this into your freaking profile!
If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!
If you are apart of the dark side just to get cookies, copy and paste this into your profile
Who has time to do drugs when you're practicing your mad ninja skills? If you agree with me, paste this onto your account!
If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile. (cough) Almost all the guys out there(cough)
If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like dogs more than cats because they're 'cool like that' copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think Harry Potter is too old to got to Hogwarts, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have the 'I'm cool like that' washing machine commercial stuck in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you still don't get the Matrix, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that the song Wavin' Flag should stop playing everywhere, copy and paste this onto your profile!
Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!)
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
How to spell your name in Japanese-
A - ka, B - tu, C - miI, D - te, E - Ku, F - lu, G - ji, H - ri, I - ki, J - zu, K - me, L - at, M - rin, N - to, O -MO, P - no, Q - ke, R - shi, S - ari, T -chi, U - do, V - ru, W -mei, X - na, Y - fu, Z - zi.
RiRiChan012 - Shiki/Shiki/miri/kato012
if you think that human trafficking needs to stop, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you laugh when you see a fat animal, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you like smileys sometimes, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you being different copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you thinkt hat girls are better than boys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you think there are no 'good' guys in your school, copy and paste this onto your profile! (good meaning, smart, sensitive, listens, comforting, etc.)
if you think that there is a difference between liking someone and thinking they're JUST cute, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you think Naruto is totally gay, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you think Tsukune and Moka-san from Rosario + vampire, belong together, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you think that girls can play any sport they want to, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you think girls are way smarter than boys, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you type really fast while looking down at the keyboard and start spamming random letters, copy and paste onto your profile!
if you think the colour pink should no longer be a colour, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you think that there should be more guys int he world that actually care, rather than the ones that just want to get into your pants, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you think that gossiping to a group about someone, then ten minutes later you go to the person who you were talking about and acting like nothing ever happened should be illegal, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you ever wished that you could live in a fantasy world and be anything you want, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you ever tried to use telekinesis to pick up something across the room because you were too lazy to get up and get it yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you ever talked to yourself about talking to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile!
if you like chocolate chunk cookies from TimHortons copy and paste this onto your profile!
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
kissing is healthy
bananas are good for period pain
it's good to cry
chicken soup actually makes you feel better
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
lying is actually unhealthy
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed
chocolate will make you feel better
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing
a good friend never judges
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any
boys aren't worth your tears
we all love surprises
Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is someone who compulsively steals women's underwear. (Or, for an easier word, pervert)
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought. ( Oh my gosh!! a really scary thought)
Someone out there either has too much
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
I am totally joining the dark side!
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Questions that will probably never be answered (i think TT_TT)
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number?
Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning... one flash and then it's gone.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5
Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
When life throws you lemons...OME! You're pregnant!
Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want. -Daughtry
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.
You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.
Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo
I can resist anything but temptation.
One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.
I don't obsess, I think intensely.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Went to a party Mom...
I went to a party,
Read this and if you and if you don't cry, or at least feel emotion, there's something wrong with you
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. (So true, so true.)
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. XD
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Austrailia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
Looks like a leaf.
I have nothing against Americans!
Why America has some issues (Which is why i live in Canada. however, some of these do apply)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. [(Timmy!) Inside joke!]
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (Like Canada!)
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' (Like Canada!)
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America...do wa leave our windows all the way down and our doors locked
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".
THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR!!
1#. Crack open your briefcase peek inside and say 'Got enough air in there?'
2#. Stand motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3#. Greet everyone with a handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
4#. Meow occasionally.
5# . Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror 'YOUR ONE OF THEM!!' Then back away slowly.
6#. Say 'I wonder what all these do?' Then push all the red buttons.
7#. Stare grinning (like Fr. Dougal Mc Guire in father ted) at another passenger a while then announce ' I have new socks on '.
8#. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, 'Is that your phone?'.
9#. Draw a squaire on the floor with chalk and announce 'This is my personal space'.
10#. When there is only one person in the elevator tap them on the back then pretend that it wasn't you.
11#. Pretend your a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exists with passengers.
12#. Call out ' GROUP HUG' then enforce it.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done
A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Hispanic man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen Pendejo...when I was born, I was brown, "
"But you pendejo..."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The white man got up and walked away.
If you're against racism copy and paste this onto your profile.
This is a true story.
I went up north for a few weeks over summer vacation.
One of the girls that was with us was a total snob. Her name was Holly.
Her dad was currently dating my mom, me and my sister hated her guts.
So one day we were at a small park and an african american teenager about 13 years old was walking by.
We were all sitting on the swings.
So Holly decided to yell out,
"Look at that fat (and then the 'n' word)"
Right after she said that we all went over to the slide and kept our mouths shut as that 13 year old came over and asked.
"What the hell did you just call me?" She asked.
"I called you a (insert 'n' word here)" (see I can't even say it online because of how disrespectful it is, and I'm caucasian)
Well it turns out that 13 year old had 2 more friends. One of them was caucasian and one of them was african american.
All three of them beat the shit out of her. Even the caucasian.
She had a bloody nose, punched in face, ripped close, chunks of her hair missing, teeth marks on her neck, and they stole her shoes.
So our aunt (who we were staying with) called the police becasue Holly was having a fit.
The police arrived and they questioned us all. They asked me why I didn't do anything to help her and said
"She called that girl the 'n' word. Where I come from, if you say that word, you're lucky if you get a bloody nose and a few bruises. She's lucky I didn't go in there and help them beat her up."
They got the three girls and they said they could go to juvi.
So I cut in and said
"They shouldn't get charged for being provoked. They didn't go around calling us crackers. They just defended themselves." The three girls smiled at me as the police officer drove off without a second glance.
Of course Holly was pissed, but my aunt congratulated me.
Those three girls have become my friends, and I learned that even if you come from a different race, you still have to stick up for what you believe in. And in this case, it was about saying a wrod that I wouldn't even dare say in my head.
If you think that Holly deserved it, repost this shit.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
DO NOT READ... its a chaIN LETTER AND CREEPY AS SHIT THTS THE ONLY REASON WHY I REPOSTED.
crazy1 86: hey baby!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really…. quit lyin! who is this??
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes…
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday… you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight….
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?
crazy1 86:dont worry…. ill take very good care of you…
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn’t sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn’t know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing… just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed… the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn’t know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn’t figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister’s closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl’s room became a guest room and the little sister’s room where the murder took place became the baby’s room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It’s your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I’m an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister’s room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don’t believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister’s name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don’t believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ”Smith sisters murdered anonymously”.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can’t believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ”I TOLD YOU I WASN’T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD…. BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WELL I’M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON’T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!”
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don’t… in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! (FOR REALS)
DONT BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
In 1993, two sisters were brutally murdered in the small-town community of Plainfield, Wisconsin. Lisa Smith, 19; and her sister, Sarah Smith, 15; were attacked in their parent’s home on the night of November 17th, around 1:30AM. Sarah was found stabbed and strangled in the bed where she had been sleeping. Her sister Lisa was found hanging in her sister’s closet, skinned alive. Police conducted an extensive investigation, but to no avail. The motives for the attacks were never discovered, nor was the attacker ever found. The only lead athorities had was a log found in Lisa’s computer, showing a series of threatening messages sent through an Internet Relay Chat service. The case was closed in October of 2000.
I have recently been watching an anime called Fairy Tail. It's about a girl named Lucy who has joined a mage clan called Fairy Tale. She teams up with a guy named Natsu ( who was raised by a dragon named Igneel) and they accept missions and fight crime. But it's cool.
My profile picture is of Lucy. I love her hair.
So you should watch it!
Things I have never felt before:
1. Like a G6
2. Like a plastic bag
3. Like Pdiddy
A grade 1 student hands in a black piece of paper to her teacher.
"What's this a picture of?" The teacher asked.
"A picture of a cow eating grass." The girl responded.
"Where's the grass?" The teacher asked.
"The cow ate it all." She responded.
"Then where's the cow?" Asked the teacher.
"It left because there was no more grass."
child abuse in china.
This is a true story that happened in China in 1993. This is one of the most notorious child abuse in China. Five year old Su Li was tortured to dead by her mother at her house. Not only her mother was mistreating and abusing her, her father and older brother was also involved. She didn't live a day without the beating and torturing- mainly from her mother. She suffered through many horrid methods of tortured. When an autopsy was done, not a single piece of skin from her body was clear besides the soles of her feet, it was either bruised, cut, or scarred. Due to the different length of Li's hair and some missing hair, they had discovered that most of Li's hair was pulled out by her mother. Her mother was sentenced to prison for only SEVEN years and now she is a freeman.
This chain started in 2002.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are supposed to repost this.
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!
NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
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