Hahaha! I love this quote:

"I have an independent mind, you are insane and he is round the twist." (Yes Minister)

Hahaha!

I think that would be someone talking ot me though...

Well, I'm a girl... der. Most of what I do is talk, eat, sleep, read, ride horses and play hockey. It's an awesome life. I happen to think that I'm weird, but I'm assured by all of my friends and family, both here and overseas, that I'm not. My art teacher called me a hopeless romantic though...

Anyway. I love any book that has any romance or crime or action in it. Preferably all three. I have NO favorites of ANYTHING and about seven best friends. I like life loud and full, it I'm not doing something I can get REALLY bored, which isn't good. I love to ski, wright and, basically, have fun. Music is really important to me... although I can't sing for anything and I can't read sheet music. (It often helps me to clam down etc.) I'm very shy around people that I don't know, but with people that I know well I can be a bit eccentric.

I believe that 'Yesterday is over, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.' and everyone likes gifts... don't they? ;)

Oh! I forgot to mention, I don't have specific favorites.

I'm all for Artemis/Holly (Woo! go that!), Ron/Hermioine, Harry/Ginny (Although I will read Harry/Draco). They are the AWSOME parings.

I found this on Captain Holly Short of the LEP's profile and spent about a lifetime laughing, so I decided to try my own...

List your twelve favorite Artemis Fowl Characters in no particular order:

1. Myles

2. Beckett

3. Holly

4. Artemis

5. Folay

6. Butler

7. Mulch

8. Vinaya

9. Root

10. Chix

11. Opal

12. No.1

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Er... no, I don't want to either!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Yes, that depends on what mood he's in.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? He would have to have a gender changing opperation and the world might collapse during birth.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine? Yeah, it was good.

5) Would two and six make a good couple? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!! No!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Hahaha! 5/9 would be funny, but 5/10 would be GROSS and slightly odd.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? Is that even possible? He'd say 'foul', laugh, need mental help and probably never come out of the ground again.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. They’re names are similar but they are of different species. Holly id depressed after Artemis rejects her. She turns to a fellow officer for help. Who knew sprites were right about wings being a gorl magnet?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? I hope not! That would be incest.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic, No. 1's fill in mother

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one? Artemis is sick of Myles being stuckup, they... 'talk'

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three? Probably.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? Probably

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? I seriously hope not!

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? Hey Girls!

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use? No idea.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? MA 15+

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Do you want me to carry you up the stairs?

19) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Myles and Mulch are in a happy relationship untill Root runns off with Artemis. Myles, brokenharted, has a hot one-night stand with Opal and a breif unhappy affair with No. 1, then follows the wise advise of Foaly and finds true love with Holly.

Hahaha! Thats gross.