My name is: Emily (As far as YOU know... ) Think of Mello's temperment & love for chocolate, L's sweet tooth, Near's brains, Matt's Technological abilitys, and BB's phyco-killer-awsomeness, and you have me.

My age: Lets put it like this : I'm in school and I'm not a fat, hairy, bald dude.

Gender: I'm a girl. You don't like it? Go fall off a bridge.

Fav. Bands/music: GREENDAY! :3, Metallica, Kansas, Dr. Demento (WOOT! GO FISH HEADS!), All-American rejects, Nightmare, and many others I'm too lazy to write down...

Fav. characters:

Code Geass: Laloushe, Nunnali, C.C., But I absoulutely LOVE Mao and Lloyd.

Death Note: (In order, sorta..) L, Near, BB, Mello, Matt (GO WAMMY'S! XD)

Full Metal Alchemist: Rose, Ed, Al, Winry, Envy

Characters I absolutely HATE:

Death Note: Misa is bad, but I HATE Takada and wish she didn't have a part in it at all...

Code Geass: SHIRLY WILL BE EATEN.

Some personal Info:

Bijuu: WTF?

Imagination meter: If you climbed into my head, you would instintly run out screaming.

Evilness: -sets baby kitten on fire- Hehehe...

Slyness: Do you know I'm watching you right now?

Random Quotes:

"Time flys like birds on steroids."- Me

"SQUIRRELS WILL SOMDAY RULE TEH WORLD!!" - Me

"Don't bug me, my love, or I'll freaking maul you."- Puppetplay

"Justice will prevail" - L XDDD

"PIE!" - Gabi (or as Puppetplay likes to say, "GABEE")

"A wise man is only wise once, yet a fool is a fool forever." - Me

"No, shake your hips like THIS" - Me, trying to teach my mother carmelldansen. -facedesk-

"Love, if I die, you are to kill the fucking bastard that killed me."- Puppetplay

"If you can't win the game...if you can't solve the puzzle...you're just a loser." - Near xDD

"IF THAT BITCH COMES NEAR YOU AGAIN, LOVE, TELL ME AND I'LL KILL HIM/HER WITH A FLARE GUN."- Puppetplay

"Touch my chocolate again, (Love,)and I will turn you into freaking pie."- Puppetplay and I

"And I thought I was weird. Phht." Me to Puppetplay when she said some random shit.

"DON'T LEAVE ME!" Puppetplay begging me to stay and talk to her over Yahoo! chat.

"Why do they always run?" Me to Puppetplay over Yahoo! chat. (Yea, I'm witty like that...)

"Damn you." ~Me

Hobbies: Computer, (Gaia, Yahoo, Fanfic...), listening to music, helping my father in the garage (apperently, I'm the only one in the whole damn house who knows how to hold a WRENCH), playing with my Dog, playing the piano and flute, dancing the carmalldansen and twirling while noone is looking, taking care of my rosebush, occasionaly setting things on fire, reading, writing, sneaking coffee away from my dad (he STILL hasn't caught me...), talking/hang'n with Puppetplay, playing the occasional game of chess, blowing things up, taking things apart, the usual...

Apperance: Brown hair, and icy-blue eyes (I like to think they look kinda like Mello's... XD), or I could be a demented chipmunk.

Fav. Foods and drinks: CHOCOLATE!! (It is teh life savior!!), coffee, peanut butter (FEAR ME, BB!!) and more things that I can't think of...

Fav. colors: Orange & Black

Pet Peeves: Dumbasses, when people turn off my music, my brother, when my phone won't work, when people TRY to sing, when someone trys to make a pie and fails horribly, Spongebob, when someone pokes me with a pen, dumbasses...

Habits: Being terrifying with out meaning to, sitting like Near in the computer chair, cussing, cussing in different languges, biting my knuckles, biting my thumb, sleeping upside down, laughing for no apperent reason, or when I'm really, REALLY upset, being quite emotional, glaring at people for no apperent reason, scaring the occasional passerby by rolling my eyes in the back of my head, (I did that once in church... ), screaming at teh people in my head, going from "Goofy" to Soficticated and vice - versa in a blink of an eye, running just because...

Just some random facts:
I haeve krappy speelling, I can play L's theme on the piano without looking, I twitch now and then for no apperant reason, My favorite pastry is pie, I love the car I inhearited from my grammy (a 70 GTO), I like to blow things up ( the question is: Who dosn't?) I sleep upside down, I like to bite things, I'm intimadating (or, as I'm told), My dad is a grumpy Italian dude who'd be glad to kick your ass if you tryed to hurt me, I'm a talkadive person, My reading level is collage, while my peers are still working on 2nd - grade level things, I like to scare people, I have a couple of people that worship me, I'm not very popular, I look at things in a different perspective, Once, I tackled my 9 - year old brother because he wanted to get on the computer (I was going to break a record, thank you very much...), I drew the "L" symbol (quite well, I might add), and the teacher picked it up with my home work( I think she threw it away... )

My Best Buddie and I have most of our sugar rushes in each other's company.

My Best Buddie just published her first story, and if you don't read it, I'm coming after you. -exercist theme plays-
My Best Buddie is going to a different school than me...(DAMN YOU, SCHOOL BOARD!!)
My Best Buddie is Puppetplay. ( Don't blow anything up without me. sob)

Im insane, any questions?

I'm not as crazy as I look. I'm crazyer... Copy&Paste this into your profile if you agree.

OKAY! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!! IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY WHO HAVE CRIED AND WANTED TO DIE AFTER FINDING OUT THAT L, MELLO, AND MATT DIED, OR EVEN SOME OTHER PRECIOUS ANIME GUY THAT YOU LOVED, THEN CONSIDER 'NECRO-FLUFF' and post this in your profile along with the name of your favorite character that either died or was murdered! Show the love for Anime Characters... They Need the love! --MAIL JEEVAS, L. Lawit, Miheal Keehl, Leloush Vi Brittania, Beyond Birthday

RECONDMONDATIONS!!--

Check out Puppetplay's profile. You know you want to...

Read the storie ~Gone~!! - made by me, edited by Puppetplay :D!! ( It's at the bottom of the page...) And all the other crazy stories down there!!

NOTE: I am up to challanges. Plz PM me on what you want me to do. Here is a list of perfered topics:

DEATH NOTE

WISH

CODE GEASS

FULL METAL ALCHEMIST (FMA)

I Will PM you back to confirm if I take the challange and tell you what it's called, and you will get your user name on the challanges list!

-- Challanges List --

...damn, I'm lonely.

--Smart ppl list-- (L's poem) -top ten

E
Bm

Lady Sakura17

kitty

kind-of-heart

millenniumthief
Bloom Momomiya (sort of...-_-')

FluffyDuck-01

Consciously Comatose (extra points for identifying what kind of poem it is! )

OLDACCOUNTwhoppeeIgotalife

K, since half of you guys said this was too easy, I'll give you somthin' a little harder.--The 1st person to figure the second poem out is: No one. I had to give it away.

The first to figure out my 3rd poem is: Game-girl209. HAIL HER, MORONS! SHE IS SMARTER THAN YOU!_

If your IQ is high enough to make L and the people at Wammy's orphanage gulp, copy this onto your profile.

████ You say prep - I say goth

████ You say pink - i say black

████ you say Jesse McCartney - I say My Chemical Romance

████ You say Paris Hilton - I say wtf?

████ You say Pop - I say Rock

████ You say Hannah Montana - I say Linkin Park

████ you say im weird - i say im different

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them. XD

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?

You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

If you just read this and realized it says nothing copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Beyond Birthday should've been in the show Death Note or at least gotten his own show, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, Puppetplay, L Bloodrose

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile - ( Krystal U know this is you)... If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy this to your profile.

Death Note Confessions (To Heck With Twilight!)

I drew a palm tree and started laughing because the leaves looked like L's hair.
I found myself yelling at my diary. "WHY WON'T YOU KILL PEOPLE?!"
I tried laughing evily, but ended up in a coughing fit.
I giggle uncontollably when I see an apple.
When I was playing Hide-and-Seek with my friends, I yelled, "A criminal just died of a heart attack!" at the top of my lungs when I counted up to forty.
I hold my cell phone with only three fingers.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.H.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Manyara,Thefuzzyninjaofpeanutbutter, XxRedxX, L Bloodrose

Death Note Survey:

1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
(In order): L, Near, Mello, Matt, BB

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

M&M...-drool-

3. Are you a Death Note Yaoi fan?
Sorta...Yaoi is icky, but fun to read. But I have nothing against it. STOP READING THIS AND GO TO THE NEXT LINE ALREADY!!

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No... But I will be cp L/Near soon...

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
None. I hope to buy a DN, or some of Near's finger puppets and a t-shirt ...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
Near or Mello could be a possiblity... but other than that, no.

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
I - c - k - y. (Besides, Near and Mello are mine. Join the party, or leave Matt. xD)

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
Although I hate the fact Light uses Misa, and she is too stupid enough to see it, I would have to say Light/Misa. L is mine.

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?

@# no! I think they should have given M&M more of a part. Those two are pure gold.

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
The big,bad mafia leader finally gave in to what was right...lol. Or, was it possibley the Lion and the Lamb theroy? I dunno...

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
Though I do wish the world to be a better place, I don't think that would be the way. I perfer BB's way. Wit AND blood. >:)

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
L, if you count him as a past Wammy kid. If not, then Near.

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
Pro-, beacause although I think Light/Kira is a basketcase,without Kira, there would be no show. And no show means no L. That is unacceptable.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

YES! : 3

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yupperz!

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
... It's not impossible ... but are you sure it's ONLY ADD?

17. Sub or dub?
Dub/Sub. Although I perfer to understand the show, listening and, being me, picking up the japanese languge, is also fun.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
Anti-. She wears , um, "revaling" clothes and talks in the third person. Quite annoying.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
Who the hell knows? I find her to be a bit of a back-stabber, but hey, that's me.

20. Do you even know who BB is?
Yes. He is the CK that Misora caught in LA. Also known as "Rue Ryuzaki." - And apperently is obsessed with strawberry jelly. Grin

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
I might be steeling Pangys answer, ( hope you don't mind ), but I say sexy nerd. Smart AND Smexy. -Grin-

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Mello. No duh...and Light. I've found it easy to see him in a dress ever since I read "Near's Guide to High school" ( Not for the faint of heart xD )

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
Weird...Creepy ...Odd...but not like L. I mean, like, obssesed stalker...but not like L. MOVING ON...

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
That depends - WTF is a "OOC"?

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
Yes. How can you not?

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

Yes. I have one with L in it called "Gone". And am working on another called Wammy Days. And a bunch of others...

27. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
Mom's not into it, but Dad loves it. Go figure.

28. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
Yes. (Damn clowns...)

29. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
Yes. Some on Youtube.

30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
Yes. I've gotten Puppetplay and my friend Katie (sort of). I am proud. But I won't tell everyone about it. That would mean having to share the Wammy boys...

31. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
Yes. I can draw the L symbol very well.

32. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Sort of... It's a long story.

33. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Yes. I am now doing better in math ever since Near came up...

34. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
No. Not yet, at least. -Grin-

35.Do you want to own a Death Note?
YES! I wanna say Hi to Ryuk...

36. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
I wish L didn't die and Light was killed due to insanity issues.

37. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
No. I collect it - I don't doodle it.

38. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
Yes. How could he not?

39. Do you have a Death Note OC?
Yes. They all live happily in my mind along with the nice young men in the clean white coats, and the basket weavers. Oh, the basket weavers...

40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
Yes. And I'm proud of it.

-Characters

Who is your favorite male character and why?
L. Along with, what? Half the fangirl population? HE'S MINE, GET AWAY! -waves gun around- :3

Who is your favorite female character and why?

Does Mello count? All the others are... them. Enough said.

Who is your favorite Shinigami (God of Death) and why?
Ryuk. I like the earring. XD

-Death Note

If you were given the Death Note, would you use it for good or bad?

I would eat it.

Do you believe "Light Yagami" used the Death Note for good or bad?
It started out well, but, he became insane...

Do you wish the Death Note could really exist?

Yup. Although, I'd probebly be killed by Kira. DAMN YOU!!

Which Death Note looked better, "Light's" or "Misa's"?

All black notebooks to me. Except, you know, they kill people. Eh.

Do you believe that Shinigami and Death Notes really exist?

No, but I know people who are slightly like shimigamis...

Are you for or against Kira and why?

Against. He killed L. HE KILLED HIM! -twitchtwitch-

-Shinigami

(Gods of Death) Which is the best looking Shinigami?
Ryuk

Which is the worst looking Shinigami?

Hmmm... I dunno. I don't pay attention to those things...

How did you feel when "Gelus" sacrificed his own life to save Misa?
Sweet, but stupid. Falling in love with... MISA?! Baaad choice...

Would you trade half of your remaining lifespan for the Shinigami Eyes?
No. I already know that - the issue is getting ahold of your medical records. -grin-

What would you do if you saw a Shinigami, would you be scared or stay calm?

I would throw random objects at them, and then grin and ask what the hell they were doing watching me sleep. o.O

Have you watched the Death Note Anime and Movies?

Haven't watched the movies. But I will. I WILL...

What did you enjoy the most, the Anime, Books or Movies?

Hmm...the books explained more, anime had L's sexy voice...I dunno. I couldn't live without ethier one.

Have you read all 13 books of Death Note including the Novel?

Havn't read the novel. Puppetplay keeps forgeting it...

Do you think they found the right Japanese actors/actresses for the movies to portray the Death Note Characters?

Not really. They really messed up Near... Black hair. And korean. ?

Who is your favorite Japanese actor/actress in the Death Note movies?
L. He did well considering.

Who do you think is the most Intelligent, "Light" or "L"?

L, although he died, he had a backup plan... Not to mention, he's not insane.

the most funniest character?
L. Again. I think the facial expressions are adorible.

the most well dressed character?
M&M. They were "different." I liked them alot.

the best in the Kira Investigation Team?
L! LLLLLLL! -coughcough- Hehehe...

the most worst character?

Ummm... the most worst? -_-'

Takada, hands down.

More Surveys!

1. Do you like near?
Yup. He's like a good/bad version of L.
2. Near or L?
L. But I don't wanna get rid of Near, ethier. YAY NEAR!!
3. Light or Misa?
Light.
4. If you found a Death Note who would be the first person you would kill?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
5. Would you kill Jo Jonas or Miley Cyrus?
Both of them. Bloody and painful. And slow.
6. If ryuk was suddenly standing over your bed what would you say? "AHHHH! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING ME?!"

7. What would you do? Start a magic floating apples store, and make millions.
8. If Light Made... Erm "advances" on you would you allow it? No. I'd shoot him over&over with bullets shouting, "DAMN YOU, KIRAAAA!"
9. What about L? -Grin- You don't need to know that. I'll tell you when you're older. :3
10. Did you like this survey? Whatever helps you sleep at night.
11. If misa came out of nowhere and tackle-hugged you what would you say? Shoot her over&over, shouting, "DAMN YOU, SECOND KIRAAAA!"
12. What would you do?
? DAMN, LAZY-ASS, READ QUESTION 11! -_-'
13. If Rem said she was a lesbian what would you do

Relinquish my Death Note and try to forget. Forget teh horror... O.O

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
-shivvers-

I think this is cool:

~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. Only the Soulja Boy and the caramelldansen >.>
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (If only teh school would allow it...)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

--Damn Stero-types--

NOW, ON WITH THE STORYS!

~LBR