Random Facts That No One Should Care About:

Name: Jadiona Rogue Noish Smith

Age: 24

Race: Caucasian

Children's Names: Pearl Rogue Noish, Jasper Alexander Noish, Jacob Dean Noish

Children's ages: 2 years, 3 months, 3 months

Pets: 2 dog, 1 bird, 2 cats, 5 horses

Dogs' names: Pegasus and Smoky

Bird's name: Susie

Cats’ names: Biggie and Ming

Horses’ names: Thunder, Lightning, Beauty, Misty, and Fawn

Career: Full time lawyer, full time mom, part time writer.

Hobbies: Horseback riding, playing chess, writing, reading, and playing the PS3

Favorite books: Too many to list

Favorite Plays: Mostly Shakespeare

Favorite Comics: The Classics

Favorite Manga: Anything good

Favorite Poems: You don't want me to get started

Favorite Cartoons: Simpsons and a lot of oldies

Favorite Anime: Well, I don't know, been too many years

Favorite Shows: Anything that is supernaturally involved, and most crime ones

Favorite Movies: A lot

Favorite Late Show: David Letterman

Favorite Games: I'm too old to play games

Favorite Singers: Pretty much everyone

Favorite Actresses: Err...

Favorite Actors: Hugh Jackmen, there's a bunch after that but you don't need to know that.

My Ultimate Pet-Peeve: I am a lawyer so I must be good at spelling and grammar. (That comment just pisses me off).

Helpful Info:

In honor of the private message I was sent, that you can read about on chapter 32 of Five Years Later, I have decided to put this on my profile in case you want to tell me how bad my story is. 'This is the worst and most vile story I have ever read. It stinks and you stink, I hope to never see your work again.’ After you have sent me that review get off of my story and go on about your life. I seriously suggest that review for those of you who don't like my stories, it gets the point across quite well.

If for some reason one of my stories is not allowing you to read the next chapter and you are on Internet Explorer you might want to go on Mozzila Firefox as they seem to work on there when they don't on Internet Explorer.

telp1223 and I have come to terms with a cease-fire.

Terms of cease-fire:

1. Jacque Lee Smith, Tish Lian Smith, and I must all make public apologies.
2. I must privately apologize to all of the thirty members that telp1223 had on her list, any author/reader who PMs me, and any author/reader who PMs telp1223, Jacque Lee Smith, and Tish Lian Smith.
3. telp1223 will not attack any member of FF or report any member of FF with the exceptions of Jacque Lee Smith, Tish Lian Smith, and me.
4. telp1223 will make a public apology on adarkertwilight.blogspot.com for the world to see.
5. No more letters wrote by telp1223 or rants about telp1223 shall be made public.
6. telp1223 will permanently take off all 29 members on her shit list and never report them
7. The terms of this cease-fire will be posted on telp1223's profile, Jacque Lee Smith's profile, Tish Lian Smith's profile, and my profile until the cease-fire ends or is broken in some way.

Stories I Beta For:

The Tempted Lioness by Trumarine - Bella is a vampire; Carlisle, Jasper, and Rosalie also share the vow of inhumanity. Now as they meet their human mates temptation rises and self-control is tested. Can these bonds survive or is there no hope? Rated M for lemons and violence. BxE AU

Dreaming by Trumarine - Fire Smoke Heat Screams What happens when Isabella Swan has a dream about almost being killed in a fire? What happens when the almost killers show up in her life unexpectedly? AU Canon couples Rated M for violence and lemons.

80 Years Later by Twilight-HP-LOVER - Edward never came back in New Moon, 80 years later he hears the lead singer from a new band called Twilight, could this be Bella the love he left behind? If she is will she forgive him/ or is it too late? R&R Rated M for Lemons to come XD

Who Knew by Twilight-HP-LOVER - Edward left Bella on their wedding day, A broken Bella tried to take her life while a desperate Emmett tries to stop her, why is Alice feeling guilty? And why is Jasper so understanding and so worried for Bella’s wellbeing? R&R OC

Solar Eclipse by Lil-Rahl - Bella thought she was getting her happily ever after with Edward and the rest of their family. Little does she know that she is going to be cast into twilight. Will she ever get out? Sequel to Red Moon.

A Darker Twilight by Jacque and Jadiona - Living, Loving, Dying... Three words I know all too much about. My name is Bella Swan, though it is one of many. I can't tell you how many years I've been alive or who exactly I am, but I can tell you that at some point in your life, you have heard of me. I am the shadows that creep across your bedroom window, the voice inside your head that tells you to hurt someone, the darkness that causes tragedies. Many millenia ago, my father (now eliminated) created the darkest creature this world has ever known, vampires. Today I watch their kind and help them find the dark paths they are made for. There is only one problem, I must never get close to any of them as it will be my death. I am immortal, in the truest form, and my blood sings to them in a way no one can imagine. Rated M.

With Half My Heart by Jacque - Bella doesn't trust love until she meets Edward, who begs her to be his. He promises to never hurt her, but he has a secret that he tries to keep, until he meets Emmett. He loves them both, but can he keep them both?

Fated Future by Tish Lian Smith - A one-shot poem in Bree's perspective right after Volturi converged on her. Occurs in Eclipse.

Well Hell by Tish Lian Smith - Leah as a werewolf at twenty-five. Sam has now quit the pack, Jake’s eyes are only for Renesmee, but Leah now has emotions toward one of the other young wolves. This is the prank that the other wolves pull on Leah and the youngest member, Cal. Rated NC-17 due to language and sexual content.

Jewel by Tish Lian Smith - This is a free-verse poem from Bella's perspective about Renesmee, set during the time between Bella meeting Renesmee and when she discovers the Volturi our going to attack. This is Bella's emotions of what she thinks about what's happening to Renesmee (the sped up growth).

Forever by Tish Lian Smith - This is a free verse poem that could be from either Bella's perspective or Edward's. It would take place during New Moon. Anytime after Edward left, for Bella. Or after Edward got Rosalie's call, for Edward.

Blood Crazed by RachelxMichelle - Bella Swan may look like an average 18 year old, but she's not. Her mother suspects something is going on and thinks shipping her off to live with her father who is the chief of police will help, but it won't.

Doing What's Right by RachelxMichelle - Alice Cullen is many things, but at this point in time, she is Bella's best friend. This one shot tells a little bit about who I think Alice is and what would happen if New Moon went a bit differently. Written for the What about Alice? Contest.

The Boy on the Roof by SoapLooksPurple90 - Bella spends a lot of time daydreaming on a certain tiled roof. One day, she starts sneezing. Edward hates daydreaming, hates sneezing, hates everything, until she gets him on that roof…

Image Links:

http://www.tmhaudio.com/pagani-zonda.jpg It is the Pagani Zonda f and my made up Pagani first appears in chapter 3 of Forbidden, Forgotten, and Unforgiven.

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/mustangtuning/2002-black-red-mustang-gt-5.jpg The basic design of Bella's Mustang in Five Years Later

http://www.motorauthority.com/content/images/2/0/2010_chevrolet_camaro_sema_black_concept_main630-1103.jpg The basic design of Aura's Camaro in Five Years Later

http://images.passionperformance.ca/photos/0/9/09701_2009_Dodge_Viper.jpg Erika and Dave's Dodge Viper in Five Years Later

http://www.yamaha-motor.com/assets/products/mcy/500/06YZFR6_black_1sized.jpg Aura's crotch rocket in Five Years Later

http://www.motiontrends.com/2006/m05/Volvo/Volvo_S60_1.jpg Similar design to Edward's Volvo that first appears in chapter 3 of Forbidden, Forgotten, and Unforgiven

http://www.dragtimes.com/images/17465-2007-Pontiac-Solstice.jpg Pontiac Solstice of Bella's in The Hunter.

Link To My Profile:

http://jadiona.blogspot.com Link to my website.

http://adarkertwilight.blogspot.com Link to my brother's website, which I admin for.

http://poetictwilight.blogspot.com Link to my sister's website, which I admin for.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewuser.php?uid=10499 Link to my profile on TWCS Library.

http://www.twilighted.net/viewuser.php?uid=117618 Link to my profile on Twilighted.

books.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1296884021 Link to my profile on Adult Fanfiction.

http://s904.photobucket.com/albums/ac250/jadionanoish/ Link to my profile on Photobucket.

www.playlist.com/Jadiona Link to my profile on Playlist.

www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/profile.php?lookup=1794 Link to my profile on TWCS.

www.thetwilightsaga.com/profile/JadionaRogueNoishSmith Link to my profile on The Twilight Saga.

http://lemonsbiteback.spruz.com/%5Cmember%5C?p=B269C808-B293-4F36-9BB3-94720B273F99 Link to my profile on The Twilight Fan Fiction Addiction.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/727612/Jadiona Link to my profile on Fiction Press.

http://rougefanfic.ning.com/profile/Jadiona Link to my profile on Rogue Fanfiction.

http://www.thefreedomfanfictionwriters.com/profile/JadionaRogueNoishSmith Link to my profile on The Freedom Fanfiction Writers.

http://www.twilightarchives.com/viewuser.php?uid=13304 Link to my profile on The Twilight Archives.

http://wolfvamp-legacys-rewritten.ning.com/profile/Jadiona Link to my profile on the Cullen Fiction Addiction.

Links To My Stories On TWCS:

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=797 Link to my story Five Years Later.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=828 Link to my story Shadowed Abyss.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=829 Link to my story Forbidden, Forgotten, And Unforgiven.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1721 Link to my story Alice Part 1.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=830 Link to my story Alice Part 2.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1722 Link to my story Alice Part 3.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1724 Link to my story Alice Part 4.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=831 Link to my story Angel's Sisterhood.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=832 Link to my story Death Burn.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=833 Link to my story Red Nights.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=834 Link to my story Scarlet Hate.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=836 Link to my story Soul's Light.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=835 Link to my story Sun Of Blood.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=837 Link to my story The Hunter.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1163 Link to my story Darker Nights.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1119 Link to my story If.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1120 Link to my story Esme's Fate.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1280 Link to my story Twilight Acrostic.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1394 Link to my story April Prank.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1613 Link to my story Forbidden.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1614 Link to my story Fate.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1615 Link to my story Dream.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1616 Link to my story Interrogation.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=1617 Link to my story Liar.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2014 Link to my shared story A Darker Twilight.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2100 Link to my story Shadowed Abyss - Free Verse.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2101 Link to my story Truth And Lies.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2103 Link to my story Darkest Emotions.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2104 Link to my story New Moon Acrostic.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2241 Link to my story Eclipse Acrostic.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2261 Link to my story Breaking Dawn Acrostic.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2182 Link to my story Sheer Crimson.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2332 Link to my story Sex, Blood, Revenge (and everything in between).

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=15 Link to my series Alice's Story.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=14 Link to my series Blood Wars.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=27 Link to my series Burning.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=20 Link to my series City Nights.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=16 Link to my series Forever Wolf.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=17 Link to my series Scarlet.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=30 Link to my series The Twilight Saga Acrostic Series.

http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=23 Link to a series with several of my stories Poetic Twilight.

http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=11214 Link to my story Esme's Fate.

http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=11321 Link to my story The Hunter.

http://books.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600094473 Link to my story Red Nights.

http://books.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600094474 Link to my story The Hunter.