About Me: 30 something mama of 2 little girls. Completely obsessed with Twilight and all things Edward related. My husband says I need help. He's probably right.

Things from the Twilight series that I would change:

The name Renesmee. I mean, really? REALLY?? SM could not find ONE name better than that??

Edward would change Bella because he loves her and wants to keep her with him forever, not because she was about to die anyway.

No fade to black. Ok, that one should probably be moved up to the number one spot.

And on that note, if they had to wait until marriage, I'd have them at least making out a lot. And getting felt up. And some nekkid making out and feeling up.

Bella would have a backbone. When Edward says he's going to leave her, she'd call his ass out on that shit. Call him a liar, yell at him and maybe even kick him in the shins. She most definitely would not just lay down on the forest ground and cry until Sam came to find her... And then of course Edward would not leave.

Jacob -- OMG Jacob... If he had to be some sort of love interest, Bella wouldn't so damned confused. She would just tell him that he doesn't have a chance cuz Edward is the one. So he can save his mouth raping for someone else. (Leah, perhaps?)

Imprinting. Dear God, he imprinted on a new born? Pedophilia much? Yeah, that would have gotten cut. I realize that SM tried to explain that imprinting is not romantic, etc. but omg, it's just all kinds of wrong. And then Jake saying Renesmee was the reason for the mysterious draw between them, really jake? Were her eggs calling to you? Cuz you felt the need to force yourself on her loooonnnngggg before she was carrying that baby. Just sayin.

The "fight" scene with the Volturi at the end would have had some fighting. Someone would have had to die. A few others injured. Maybe a few torn up and had the pieces put back together so they could regenerate or whatever they do.

Bella was really going to name the baby Edward JACOB if it was a boy? Jacob? Even though she knew how Edward felt about Jake, she was going to name HIS son that? There is NO WAY, I'd have let that happen. My Bella wouldn't even have entertained that idea.

Bella would have gotten a clue and went out and bought an electric blanket. HELLOOOOO. Tell me why she didn't think of that? She can't cuddle with her ice cold boyfriend without layers of blankets in between, easy fix. Bring on the nekkid time.

Yes, I am still obsessed with the books, but there are things about it that I don't like. There's probably more. As I think of them I'll add them in. :) Feel free to PM and let me know what yours are. :)

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