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Author has written 21 stories for Twilight. I've stopped writing fanfiction as of November 2012, but I am working on original fiction now. If you'd like to follow my author profile on facebook, here is the address https://www.facebook.com/savannah.jalayne Or you can LIKE my Facebook author page There are teasers on both of the above pages so check them out. My first novel, Master of OZ, is complete, has been preread, and is being edited for grammatical errors and correctness now. It will be submitted for publishing before February 2013. There is more info and updates on my facebook page, and I'm on Twitter as well, SavannahJalayne on there. FEEL FREE TO DOWNLOAD MY STORIES FOR PERSONAL READING USE ONLY, BUT DO NOT PASS THEM AROUND, POST THEM TO SHARING SITES, OR UPLOAD THEM TO A DROPBOX OR BOX TYPE ACCOUNT FOR SHARING PURPOSES. THEY ARE POSTED ONLINE ON FFNET, TWCS, AND SOME ON AO3 FOR READING THERE. I AM NOT TAKING REQUESTS FOR MY STORIES TO BE TRANSLATED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. Hey, I'm a 30-something single mother of 2 who loves Twilight and am totally Team Cullen with an emphasis on Edward. I love to write in my spare time (when I have any) and I also love a good story on here. If I ever disappear or my stories disappear, you can find me at The Writers Coffee Shop Library under the same pen name. I do have a pretty busy life between my two children, working on my Masters of Accountancy, and working third shift. I cannot always reply to reviews but know that I take each and every one to heart. Here is a quote from the sexy as hell Jared Leto, on his short music film Hurricane and the controversy surrounding it. I feel that the quote also applies to my stories, the lemons they involve, and the people who seem to be against sex and sexuality in any form: As Leto would like to remind the detractors, sex is a part of everyday life. “This is exploring something we’re all very familiar with and that’s sex,” he says. “It’s interesting that it’s a topic that makes people so uncomfortable and it’s such a huge part of all of our lives. Sexuality informs almost every facet of our lives, from art and entertainment to politics to even war. Sexuality has informed and influenced all of us from day one.” I can be found here, at http://twitter.com/smmiskimen or I can be found here, at https://www.facebook.com/smmiskimenff STORIES THAT I HAVE BETA'D/BETA FOR: Black Moon - preciousfairymom80 Celestial Dawn - preciousfairymom80 A Real Good Man - preciousfairymom80 Solar Eclipse - preciousfairymom80 Kissed the Girls and Made Them Die - Lyxa Finding Bree Tanner - Coldplaywhore Broken Headboards, Power Panties, and Penis Charms - Nyddi One Hell of A Summer - Lyxa Lifeless Existence - Lyxa Cocksessions With The Cold Shower Mafia - Scarlett Valencia Broken Glasses, Power Panties, and Pornography - Nyddi Saving Grace - Pixie Dawn Tomb Raider - Pixie Dawn BANNERS Fanfiction was stupid and disabled links so all my banners, including the ones for winning stories, can be found on my facebook page, facebook.com/smmiskimenff Stockholm Syndrome (both POVs)- Banner by smmiskimen Stockholm Syndrome (both POVs) - Banner by Mehek18 at twilightawards(dot)com Edward Cullen's 12 Days of Christmas - Banner by ysar at twilightawards(dot)com Second Chances - Banner by smmiskimen Sex Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away - Banner by Libby at twilightawards(dot)com Sex Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away - Banner by Cierra Hill-Thomas Sex Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away - Banner by Cierra Hill-Thomas Sex Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away - Banner by Cierra Hill-Thomas They Think I'm Dead - Banner by Kristalchelle and 3rd place winner of the PostSecret Prompt Contest The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen - Banner/Blinkie by Rose Arcadia The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen - Banner by preciousfairymom80 Cougar Town - Banner by vbfb1 Master May I - Banner by Soapy Mayhem The Presidential Treatment - Banner by vbfb1 AWARDS TwiGirlsNextDoor 12 Days of Christmas Challenge: WINNER!!! Edward Cullen's 12 Days of Christmas - Winner of People's Choice and Dandigoose's Judge's Pick!!!!!! PostSecret Prompt Contest 3rd Place Anonymous Vote Winner: WINNER!!! They Think I'm Dead - 3rd place winner in an anonymous contest!!!!!! Pick Your Own Adventure Contest: WINNER!!! Closet - WINNER of the 'Say what, with who, and huh?' Award The Sunflower Awards: WINNER!!! The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen - WINNER for Best Quote - "Batten down the hatches! Hot Puss has escaped and all hell is about to break loose! Run for your lives! Every peen for himself!" - Rod Pattinhead in Chapter 5 WINNER!!! The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen - WINNER for Best Title Tomato Soup Awards: WINNER!!! The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen - Winner for Best Cherry Pop, Best Genitalia Description, Best Overall Character (Rod Pattinhead), and Best Title Wordsmith Awards Summer 2012: WINNER!!! Master May I - Winner for Best Drabble VIDEO ON YOU TUBE!! Go watch it and enjoy!! Link for the White House Interactive Maps for The Presidential Treatment: http://www(.)whitehousemuseum(.)org/overview(.)htm just take out the () and have fun exploring. | |||||||
1. Edward Cullen's 12 Days of Christmas » reviewsWinner of the TwiGirlsNextDoor 12 Days of Christmas Challenge, People's Choice. Spanning the 12 days leading to Christmas, each chapter was inspired by two prompts. Hope you enjoy the repost!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,911 - Reviews: 283 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 12-2-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. Stockholm Syndrome BPOV » reviewsREPOSTED! Companion fic to Stockholm Syndrome.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,469 - Reviews: 328 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 2-28-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. Stockholm Syndrome » reviewsREPOSTED! Edward is attacked by Bella's scent on her first day at school. What happens when he decides to act upon his desires and take what he believes to be his? AU, OOC, Canon Pairings. Companion fic to Stockholm Syndrome BPOV.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,782 - Reviews: 651 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 2-9-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete4. The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen » reviewsYou've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 677 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 1-17-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete5. Master May I » reviewsDRABBLE FIC! 100 WORD CHAPTERS! Edward is Bella's Master and is very particular in the playroom. But his sweet pet knows how to make him happy. E&B, AH, OOC!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 1187 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 12-6-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. S X Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away » reviewsREPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,610 - Reviews: 1204 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 9-10-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. Cougar Town » reviewsNever underestimate the appeal of a seventeen year old boy. Bella Swan is Emmett's mom and Edward's teacher. What happens when she crosses the line with her son's best friend? E&B, AH, OOC.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,430 - Reviews: 1302 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 8-6-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. The Presidential Treatment » reviewsPresident Edward Cullen decides to pass a bill that will change life as Bella Swan knows it. A misplaced Jimmy Choo and a stupid publicity stunt will change the lives of Edward and Bella. Are either of them ready?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 148,756 - Reviews: 3379 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 1-24-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete9. Hear Me » reviewsTwilight AU. A horrific car accident leaves Bella in a catatonic state. She's transferred to Forks Hospital. What happens when Edward is faced with the lifeless girl in the bed and an undeniable pull begins? Can he bring her back from her minds abyss?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 132 - Words: 84,671 - Reviews: 5178 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 5-14-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete10. Ramblings of a Whipped Peen » reviewsThis is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOCTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 217 - Updated: 10-21-12 - Published: 11-29-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete11. Executive Assistant reviewsExecutive Assistant, Edward Cullen, can't do anything right, especially not for his boss, Bella Swan. What happens when his career is almost over and a chance of a lifetime arises? AH, OOCTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 9-28-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete12. Laying The Roof reviewsBella's getting a new roof from Mr. Cullen but she's wanting him to lay more than just her roof. One shot for Southern Fan Fic Review's Tantalizing Tuesdays. E&B, AH, OOC.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 9-7-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete13. Closet reviewsWhat happens when Edward and his date are caught at Make Out Point by Chief Swan? How will Chief Swan feel when it's his child in the car with Edward? Read and find out.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 3-9-11 - Edward - Complete14. They Think I'm Dead reviewsPostSecret Prompt Used: Everyone who knew me before 9/11 thinks I'm dead. 3rd Place Winner PostSecret Prompt Contest! SENSITIVE MATERIAL INCLUDED! PLEASE BE WARNED!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-17-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete15. Second Chances » reviewsWhat happens when you give your life for the one you love? Is there a heaven? What will Bella do when all her dreams come true and she really gets her Second Chance at her first love? Bit OOC, M for language and situations, cowritten with preciousfairymom80Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,678 - Reviews: 441 - Updated: 11-28-10 - Published: 8-4-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. The Virgin Always Lives reviewsI'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives..." What happens when Bella is in a shady trailer park and is being followed? Who comes to her rescue? What will happen afterwards? My entry for the Texts from Last Night contest. E&B-Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-1-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete17. Lustful Temptations reviewsE&B,Canon,LUST FILLED. Night before the wedding and Jasper takes it upon himself to tempt Bella and Edward with a healthy dose of lust. Lots of fun ensues. Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One-Shot Contest. Hope you enjoy. M for situations.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete18. The VIP Room reviewsGeeky Edward Cullen stumbles into Emmett's Pleasure Palace and lays eyes on the lovely Jezebel and is entranced.What happens when he can no longer hide behind his plastic framed glasses? What will happen when Jezebel notices him watching? Geekward/AH/OOCTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 12-7-09 - Complete19. Black Moon Chapter 23 Epilogue reviewsCompanion chapter to my one-shot The Mysterious Man in the Club. Written by preciousfairymom80. Epilogue for Black Moon which can be found in my favs. Edward and new character me lol . Hope you enjoy!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-09 - Edward - Complete20. Stopping Time, Keeping Love » reviewsStarts on Bella's 18th birthday. Instead of Edward stopping Jasper in time, he bites Bella and... what happens? Does Bella become a vampire? What will Edward do? Read and find out. First fan fic be nice!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,975 - Reviews: 438 - Updated: 12-2-09 - Published: 7-9-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete21. The Mysterious Man in the Club reviewsMy one shot about my night with Edward Cullen. Was supposed to be a one shot about Emmett hyping Bella up on caffeine but I had trouble writing it. Instead here is my lust filled night with Edward.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-2-09 - Edward - Complete
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