Hi my name is Sara H

I live in Australia(Somewhere?)

I love TWILIGHT, HARRY POTTER, LORD OF THE RINGS and so on. My fav book (aside from the others) is The Sercet Garden , The White Mare and many others.

My fav animal would be a cat-wild/snow leopard- domastic/moggy. I love DRAGONS and Dark Faries.

I have two cats of my own Kitty and Maggie both are boys and love fighting.

Here's some awesome things I found on other peoples profiles:

I thouht it was funny and realist.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

MORE STUFF!!

A few jokes I liked hope u do to.

(These aren't real and offenseding people is not in mind.)

See on a comdom machine in England; Made to strict british standeds. Writen underneth

So was the Titanic.

Competer Stuff.

Mouse- Come back it's not real!

Harddrive-No not in a four wheel drive.

Memory Stick-Not the one that is passed around a campfire.

Monitor-No he is not coming up the steet.

KEyboard-No need to remember your lessons.

There is many more I just can't remember.

Christ.

One day Mrs Jonhson went to see the minster of the church.

"Father my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons and it is amazingly embarssing can you help?"

" Well I have an Idea think thin hatpin a stick him when I make a motion to you."

So the next day Mr J nodded off during the first sermon the mister noticed and nodded the Mrs J while asking,

" Who is the father of us all?"

Mr J shout out "Jeuas"

"Correct Mr Jonhson?"

Yet agian Mr nodded off and the minster nodded while asking,

"What is everywhere and nowhere?"

"GOD!"

Shouted Mr J

But then agian Mr J nodded off but the minster didn't notice and was descibing the ceration of the world and making arm movements.

Mrs J poked Mr J while the minster was asking;

"What did Eve say to Adam after bearing their 99th son?"

Mr J shouted.

"IF YOU STICK THAT IN ME AGAIN I WILL BRAKE IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"

To which was repiled with;
"Aman"

Alecias snake

http://www.wildlifebritain.com/thesmoothsnake.php

The Dragon

: www.voldemort.ru/diplom/5/gedviga/Dragon.htm