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since: 06-25-09, id: 1983583, Profile Updated: 12-24-12
country: USA
Author has written 130 stories for NCIS, CSI: Miami, In Plain Sight, Leverage, Psych, Bones, Numb3rs, Torchwood, Shakespeare, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Glee, Merlin, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Circle Opens, Firefly, Misfits, 2009, Scrubs, House, M.D., Verbotene Liebe, Burn Notice, White Collar, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, Trickster series, Song of the Lioness, Where's Waldo?, CSI: New York, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and His Dark Materials.

Heya! I was here for a bit before I got my username, so if there's a mysterious review from Jill or Jilly, it's me. Unless there's another Jill running around the site, reviewing random fics. But if it was a Leverage, Bones, NCIS, CSI: NY or CSI: Miami fic, and there's a review from Jill, then it's probably me. Good thing that's cleared up!

I made this account mainly so I could get an email when any of my favorite stories updated, but I felt guilty not giving anything back, so I wrote my first ever fic for you guys. And by 'you guys' I mean the one person who's going to read this. Who knows, maybe more than one. Maybe even two! Oh well. If I make even one person smile with my fics, it was worth it.

The shows I have managed to keep a grasp on, however vague:

Bones: I ship B/B and Hodgela and I love Wendall and Zach (not as a ship though, never seen that... hmm...).
Doctor Who: New only, and I'm not that interested in Eleven, though I've seen most of season five. Rose/Doctor, either Nine or Ten, but totally hard OT3 Doctor/Jack/Rose, particularly Nine.
Glee: I'm an absolute Gleek. All the usual ships, with extra emphasis on Santana getting her act together with Brittany and omg!Karofsky looks so nice when he smiles/ isn't internalizing homophobia.
In Plain Sight: God, I love this show. I'm currently up to date on episodes and I ship M/M so hard.

Leverage: I officially ship Nophie and Pardison. In fandom, however, there's so much awesomesauce that I'll ship anyone.
Merlin: Totally up-to-date, gigantic Merthur and anyone with the knights, particularly Gwaine/Merlin, but again there's just so much chemistry in that show it's hard to find anyone you can't ship.
Torchwood: I've kind of ficced nothing but this for two years now. It's a bit sad, really. Despite this I've only watched weird parts of Children of Earth and three clips of Miracle Day- in addition to the original two seasons- I'm a giant denier. Janto is my OTP, but it's Torchwood, for God's sake, I ship everyone.

White Collar: My latest obsession, I watched all three seasons in a week. And now I'm dying for the next one! I love the OT3, but really, anything that gets Matt Bomer shirtless is fine with me.

So, this is the third major edit of this part of my profile, and I kind of have to give up. I said first that I didn’t really read slash, femslash, threesomes, etc. unless it was particularly good, and low-rated at that. Then I read Subird Riding Shotgun’s Cell Number Eight universe and went on an M-rated Slash bender, and so I- being an essentially honest person- changed this entry accordingly. However, now I basically read very little that’s not slash, so- being a generally honest, if apparently fickle, person- here I am yet again. Am I fickle? Or is changing your opinion like this just part of living and learning and reading more fics? I do hope it’s the latter, otherwise I’d just feel silly.

Funny stuff:

-- Hardison had stared at him like he was an idiot when he asked his question, opening and closing his mouth a few times before words actually formed and he slowly said, “Eliot, you don’t win World Of Warcraft.” This is from '50 Sentences', a compilation of Leverage shorts by Anime Girl 23. I just cracked up when I read it!

-- Conspiracy to be a b*tch! Mike Franks, that daredevil, on NCIS! Eppy Outlaws and In-Laws

-- Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go call a professional killer who tried to murder me and arrange to meet him at an isolated location. Nathan Fordin Leverage, episode 2x01, The Beantown Bailout Job. This line is just so perfectly Nate. :)

-- I don't want to be mean, so I'm not saying which story this is from, but a writer mentioned in their fic that Anthony DiNozzo from NCIS was infected with the 'Platonic Plague.' For those of you who don't know NCIS, he was infected with the 'pnuemonic' plague. For those of you who are very literal, don't know your plagues, can't use deductive reasoning, and/or are idiots in general, there is no such thing as the 'Platonic Plague,' unless it's a plague that just wants to be your friend.

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

For people that hate stereotypes: if you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) *EDITED* I got bored of scrolling through them all, so I just left mine. Egotistical? Perhaps. I can live with that.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.

As you all know, there is a life outside of FanFiction.net. Fortunately, I have the links! These are all my favorite stories that were published outside of this wonderful site, but were just too good for me to not share with you all. I hope you enjoy them just as much as I did, and likely, still do on occasion.

Crossovers

Buffy: the Vampire Slayer and Torchwood

Moving on and Moving Back, a series by IceWhisper: You can take the teaboy out of the supernatural...wait, no you can't. Torchwood prepared Ianto for alien invasions. Not once had they trained him on stopping demonic apocalypses. Rated NC-17. Multiple pairings. http://www.tthfanfic.org/Series-1167

Doctor Who

The Deal Series, by yamx: Starts a few hours after The Doctor Dances and tracks the development of the relationship between Jack and the Doctor. Rated R. Jack/Ninth Doctor. 105,937 words. http://yamx.livejournal.com/8348.html

The Disintegration Universe, by wmr: Rose makes an irrevocable decision when she's not in the best frame of mind to do it, leading to partings, unexpected meetings and a reunion she never imagined. Stories in series range from All Ages to R. Rose/Ninth Doctor, Rose/Tenth Doctor, Jack/Rose/Tenth Doctor. 45,428 words. http://www.whofic.com/series.php?seriesid=2128

Early Days, by sahiya: It had been one of the most miserable nights of Jack Harkness's life. Rated PG. 3,973 words. http://www.whofic.com/viewuser.php?uid=7920

Love! Slash! Angst!, by Love! Slash! Angst!: One of the best crackfics I've ever read. Lots of attempts as flirting, unexplained appearance of random alien phenomena, conveniently explainable shagging and a wedding. Rated R. 1,098 words. http://loveslashangst.livejournal.com/7923.html

Glee

All the White Horses, by nthcoincident: Seventeen years of [fearing, admiring, failing, loving] raising a gentleman. Rated T. Kurt/Blaine, narrarated by Blaine's father. About 11,000 words. http://nthcoincident.livejournal.com/18975.html

Complicating Factors, by Dark-Dreymer: The summer after graduating high school is stretched out before Finn like a big highway of suck and he can only greet it with a profound listlessness. The future that waits for him is like some hazy mirage that has yet to take shape, but when Santana decides to play a prank on a total stranger Finn finds himself striking up an unlikely friendship with her victim. As the friendship between Will and Finn grows, the older man offers advice to help Finn decide what to do when Fall comes and he has to decide what he wants to do with his life, but the unexpected feelings Finn develops towards the older man along the way are a complication that might just be the most important detail in making his decision. Rated NC-17. 52,500 words. http://dark-dreymer.livejournal.com/173070.html

Time and Again, by fyrewyre: You wonder if you’re cheating, because something tells you that none of this can be real, that you haven’t earned this. Karofsky wakes up years ago back at the start of high school. Rated PG-13. 2,086 words. http://fyrewyre.livejournal.com/7319.html

Jeeves and Wooster

Jeeves and the Scandal, by triedunture: A public figure is arrested on charges of homosexuality, and the case makes Bertie and Jeeves, both of whom are hiding their true natures for the other, rather uneasy. A tense atmosphere develops in the Wooster household, and at some point, something (or someone) has to break. Rated PG-13. Bertie/Jeeves. About 6,000 words. http://triedunture.livejournal.com/569075.html

Leverage

Life in the Twenty-First Century, by aces: Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity. Rated G. About 4,100 words. http://wishfulaces.livejournal.com/279850.html

Original

All the Things That I’ve Done, by norah: Somebody told me/ You had a boyfriend/ That looked like a girlfriend/ That I had in February of last year. Rated R. 7,425 words. http://archiveofourown.org/works/2727?view_adult=true

Merlin

Drastically Redefining Protocol, by rageprufrock: In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell promptly breaks lose. Rated Explicit. 67,730 words. http://archiveofourown.org/series/211

Ethics of Attraction, by nagi_schwarz: Arthur is a young, promising lawyer. He needs to win his next case to get a job at the best law office in town. Merlin is arrested as part of a conspiracy against magic-users and Arthur is assigned to Merlin's case as a public defender. Rated PG-13. Arthur/Merlin. http://merlinxarthur.livejournal.com/2075371.html

Fools of Us All, by adelagia: Merlin accidentally makes everybody in Camelot fall in love with him. Everybody except Arthur, that is. Rated NC-17. 11,300 words. http://adelagia.livejournal.com/33016.html

If You Were Gay, by di0br: A fanvid using the song 'If You Were Gay' from Avenue Q. Rated G. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5SJmiiy_gU

Lions and Pebbles and Penguins, Oh my!, by fuzzytomato: Sitting at the top of "Uther's All Time Parenting Backfires" is Arthur's fellow colleague and clumsy best friend - Merlin Emrys. Rated G. 10,306 words. http://fuzzytomato02.livejournal.com/tag/penguins

MERLIN, by moonythestrals: Arthur, Merlin, frat brothers, the Dragon, Arthur's BlackBerry, script writing, shitty hip-hop music, Dogma, FATE & DESTINY - oh God I wish I were joking. Rated R. 11,500 words. http://moonythestrals.livejournal.com/59414.html

Natural Selection, by minor_hue: In which Arthur goes on blind dates, Merlin is his waiter, and everyone takes a ride on the crazy train. Rated NC-17. Arthur/Merlin. About 11,300 words. http://minor-hue.livejournal.com/2503.html

The Easiest Thing, by latenightchai. When an inadvertent spell changes Merlin from the inside out, Arthur must face Camelot's latest threat alone – and unravel the mystery of Merlin, or else risk losing him forever. Rated R. 68,400 words. http://papercrepe.livejournal.com/1466.html

The Tournament of All Magicks, by Cori Lannam: Merlin was flattered to be invited to compete in a magical tournament to crown the sorcery champion of Albion. Accepting the invitation probably wasn't his brightest idea. Rated NC-17. 41,321 words. http://corilannam.livejournal.com/136113.html

What They Want, by rane_ab: An RPF, or Real Person Fic, written for the prompt 'They are in love, but one of them is asexual.' Rated NC-17. Brandley James/Colin Morgan. About 4,800 words. http://rane-ab.livejournal.com/105037.html

Sherlock

An Avalanche of Detour Signs, by gyzym: In which Molly Hooper gets a job, gets a degree, breaks a heart, has her heart broken, falls in love, keeps a secret, saves a life, runs a morgue, falls apart, pulls it together, and finds exactly what she didn't know she was looking for--not necessarily in that order. Rated Mature. 56,053 words. http://archiveofourown.org/works/340976?view_adult=true

Torchwood

A Matter of Time, by demotu: A time travelling, action-adventure, romance-filled science fiction romp ensues when Ianto runs into Jack in the fifty-first century after an accident with a vortex manipulator. Laser blasters, alien dance clubs, mercenaries, a little too much public sex for Ianto's tastes, sneaky plans and circular logic can be found here. Rated NC-17. 101,259 words. http://demotu.livejournal.com/6964.html

Adaptation, by filomena. Harkness Anthropology 101: An Abridged Guide to Human Sexual Evolution. Set early in S1. Rated PG-13. 3,647 words. http://filomena.dreamwidth.org/4697.html

An Empty Surprise Series, by butterflycell: Things have been bad for a while and they've only been getting worse. They've stopped talking completely for months and when Jack breaks the news that he's leaving, that he needs space, Ianto can't help but wonder whether it's the end... Rated FRT. 8,645 words. http://butterflycell.livejournal.com/88036.html

AU Torchwood Convention, by nos_tylluan: Captain Jack, Ianto and Gwen investigate an odd rift anomaly and find themselves in far different place than they expected to be. Rated PG-13. Jack/Ianto. Quite long. http://nos-tylluan.livejournal.com/545.html

Belonging, by never_more_fics: The Torchwood team members are struggling to get back to normal after recent shattering events, when the Doctor turns up in the Torchwood Hub in the middle of the night; alone, heartbroken, guilt-ridden, and needing somewhere to belong. Rated NC-17. 106,400 words. http://never-more-fics.livejournal.com/11957.html

Bit-O-Honey, Chick-O-Sticks and Kona Coffee, by ontinia: They're Super Heroes! Rated PG. Jack/Ianto. 2,104 words. http://ontinia.livejournal.com/14483.html

Blood and Roses, a series by choccy_grl: A chance meeting along the Thames after the Doctor Who special The Christmas Invasion leads Jack and Ianto to form a relationship between London and Cardiff. Will Lisa, the Battle of Canary Wharf and Ianto's mysterious heritage allow them to be together? Rated NC-17. Jack/Ianto. 27 stories ranging from 1 to 8 thousand words each. http://choccy-grl.dreamwidth.org/64746.html

Blood Ties, by Morgane: The door creaks open a couple of hours later and Ianto hovers in the doorway. Jack doesn’t say anything, waiting for his son to do something, when Ianto slips under the covers and kisses him. Rated NC-17. 5,481 words. http://smilla840.livejournal.com/140972.html

Choices, by gingerlr: Captain Jack Harkness, leader of Torchwood 3, has made many choices in his life. But what if he made other choices? What would his life be like? What if something happened to force Jack to live some of those other choices? Rated NC-17. Jack/Ianto. Really long. http://gingerlr.livejournal.com/60958.html

Club Wales, by pocky_slash: In the wake of Jack's disappearance, Gwen finds comfort in a new friendship with Ianto. Gossip, bonding, and other hijinks of understanding ensue. Gwen Ianto friendship (with incidental canon pairings - Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys - and appearances by Tosh and Owen) PG13, 19,870 words. http://pocky-slash.livejournal.com/1381103.html

Condition of Release, by sam_storyteller: Jack has studied the Cybermen for forty years, and he's damned if he'll let one take any of his people away from him without a fight. Rated PG13, R in the last chapter. Jack/Ianto. 39,483 words. http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/142935.html

Creative Writing: A series of three ficlets, by thaddeusfavour: Jack’s getting creative with his mission reports. Rated PG-13. 1,085 words. http://thadfic.livejournal.com/717.html

Dance Me To the End of Love, by Otrame: It is inevitable, because Ianto is a mortal man. In one Universe, this is the way it happened. Rated Tenn. About 10,000 words. http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?action=printable&textsize=0&sid=31942&chapter=all

Different Sort of Science, by gracie_musica: It's the simple things, the little moments that can completely throw your life off the course it's firmly been set on. For Ianto Jones, it had been something as simple as offering help with a stubborn horse. Rated R. Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Lisa. 55,998 words. http://gracie-musica.livejournal.com/203935.html

Ecstasy, by Love! Slash! Angst!: Prequel to the Faithful!Verse. Ianto Jones has always been... special. He tries to get away from it all for a night, and ends up meeting the men who will change the course of his life. Ianto/John, Jack/Ianto/John. Rated very R. 29,880 words. http://loveslashangst.livejournal.com/34101.html

Expedience, by cupidsbow: Three generations of the Harkness family, throughout time and space. Rated T and M. 2,476 words. http://archiveofourown.org/series/2448

Guard Them, and Him Within, by etharei: Ianto Jones finds himself far from home. But there are guns, aliens, and more Strange Happenings than one can shake a stick at, so sometimes it’s like he hasn’t left. Of stories within stories, and the adventures of small characters. Jack/Ianto. Rated M. 38,000 words. http://www.tardisbigbang.com/Round2/40-guard.php

Hot Flames and Sharp Objects, by kahtyasofia. Jack and Ianto are playing as they are wont to do. Rated hard NC-17. 4,800 words. http://kahtyasofia.livejournal.com/71932.html

Hourglass, by Lazuli: Death is not the only form of loss. Rated NC-17. 109,000 words. http://lazuli.kat.users.btopenworld.com/hourglass/hourglass.htm

Ink in My Coffee, by CS WhiteWolf: When the mysterious Michael Schofield turns up at the Torchwood Tattoo & Piercing Studio with an elaborate design he wants tattooed onto the entire upper half of his body, tattoo artist Ianto Jones wastes no time in accepting the challenge to ink the design exactly as Michael has envisioned. The hours Ianto and Michael find themselves spending together in close proximity as Ianto works his magic with the needle, soon bleeds into the after hours, where needle on skin is replaced by skin on skin. Rated R. About 32,000 words. http://cs-whitewolf.livejournal.com/289819.html

Life As We Knew It, by kendermouse: In 1940 RAF American Volunteer Capt Jack Harkness' fell through a wall of light and found, not heaven, but a strange new world. Can he find a place with a rag tag team of spirited individuals trying to save the world, and find 'HOME' in the process? Rated R. Many pairings. 61, 451 words. http://www.tardisbigbang.com/Round1/09_life_as_we_knew_it.php

Long Time Coming, by baby_razzle: Ianto Jones’s new house has come complete with an unwelcome guest. But when things go Bump in the Night, Ianto Jones bumps back. Rated PG 6,326 words. http://baby-razzle.livejournal.com/66464.html

Natural Sequence to an Unnatural Beginning, by johanirae: The first time they met, Jack was the butler; and Ianto was selling the House and firing all the staff. ... There are possibly better beginnings to a love story, but a love story nevertheless this is. Rated PG-13, possibly light R- some parts may be NSFW. Comic-style, so no words but three posts of pictures. http://johanirae.livejournal.com/221646.html

Non-Linear, by misswinterhill: Ianto Jones died on a Monday night at exactly six thirty-seven p.m. This wouldn’t have been so remarkable if not for the fact that Ianto Jones was fated to exist for longer than almost any dead man in the known multiverse. This is his story. Rated PG-13. Jack/Ianto. Over 20,000 words. http://misswinterhill.livejournal.com/12454.html

Reach Out and Touch Someone, by tanarin: After Jack has gone, Ianto gets a phone call... AU of Jack's travels with the Doctor, presumably after End of Days. Rated NC-16. 18,835 words. http://tanarian.livejournal.com/13683.html

Remarkable, by snowwhiteliar: Once upon a time, in a small village in a distant province of a peaceful kingdom, there lived a boy called Ianto... Rated R. 21,670 words. http://snowwhiteliar.livejournal.com/4295.html

Rocket Man, by lawford: Takes place instead of COE. When Jack leaves Gwen and Ianto behind a second time, Ianto doesn't wait around. Ianto/John, Ianto/Jack, mentions of John/Jack. Rated M, I have no idea how many words, but it's long. http://lawford.livejournal.com/13832.html

Second City Torchwood, by sam-storyteller: This universe is predicated on the idea that neither the original Torchwood nor Doctor Who exist in this universe; it is speculation about how Torchwood would be handled by an American network, albeit an American network with a reasonably intelligent producer at the helm. The sequel Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who is about twice as spectacular. Rated PG-13. Various pairings. 22,581 words and 49,757 words respectively. http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/117972.html

Serve and Volley Verse, by choccy_grl: Jack is a professional tennis player who takes advice from a young ball boy. Can the two lonely boys find friends and teammates together- even something more- or will outside pressures and their own fears get in the way? Rated PG for most of the series, but some stories are PG-13 or NC-17. About 46,000 words. http://choccy-grl.dreamwidth.org/tag/verse:serveandvolley

Storm-Verse, a series by d8rkmessngr: He abandoned Jack on the game station. But then he came back…different. An AU on what happens if things happened differently. Rated NC-17. Jack/Master, Jack/Ianto. Wicked extremely long. Link goes to author's masterlist: http://d8rkmessngr.livejournal.com/49490.html

Strangely Attractive, by kijikun: "We're business partners, or were. That might not be a ring and a garter, but in my experience it lasts longer. Well, unless my business partner tries to kill me, but I never start it." John/Gwen. Rated NC-17. 53,137 words. http://www.tardisbigbang.com/Round1/10_strangely_attractive.php

Suspension, by leofuller and the9thdoctor: Every decision made changes the future. For better or worse, Ianto wakes up in a universe where he never had a chance to hide Lisa in the basement – A universe where he died in the wreckage of Canary Wharf and somebody else went to Cardiff with a deadly secret. Rated '15ish'. 24,954 words. http://plotbunniesinc.livejournal.com/16140.html

The Education of Ianto Jones, by verasteine: Ianto Jones had grown up with a world view of straight couples. Now he knows different. Rated mature. 3,416 words. http://verasteine.livejournal.com/9380.html?format=light

The End is Where We Begin (Again), by Adina: Jack tries to change Torchwood--and himself. Rated Teen. 5,310 words. http://adina-atl.livejournal.com/130049.html

The Need, by clarity_lore. It's a fluffy, silly, hopefully slightly amusing PWP. Say no more. Rated NC17. 2,544 words. http://torch-wood.livejournal.com/1657089.html

The Secretary, by Hope: "Have you always had such an unhealthy fixation on office supplies, sir?" / "Only since I got a secretary." Rated Explicit. 6,833 words. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5140

The Steadfast Wooden Heart, by moonfirefic: Long ago, when the City of Newport was still a village at the edge of a vast forest, the Rhoddin Coed or Heartwood Tree acted as guardian, watching over lovers who wed beneath his curling branches. After wishing for a true love of his own, the great oak is struck by lightning, sundering his trunk in twain until only the heartwood of the enchanted tree remains. When Merlin sees a glimpse of the future, he entrusts the precious heartwood to a young woodcutter by the name of Jones, and sets his family and the Rhoddin Coed on an enchanted journey that will span millennia and bind them together in ways he never imagined possible. Centuries later, after the Great War, a heartsick soldier carves a mannequin to sell suits in the family tailor shop and dubs his creation Ianto. As Ianto learns what it means to be truly human, the arrival of a man with laughing blue eyes brings him closer to finally experiencing his greatest wish – true love. Rated PG-13. 18,500 words. http://moonfirefic.livejournal.com/36430.html

They Grip the Ground, by giddygeek: Encountering a rhinocerous-like alien sets the stage for mild Gwen-bashing (all in good fun), impressive imagination and some fun Janto! Very funny fic. Rated PG. 1,800 words. http://community.livejournal.com/tw_flashfic/9463.html

Unconditional Positive Regard, by epithetta: So, blast from the past, actually, made contact with the Lambree. The Torchwood team is acting very odd. Hilarious fic! http://epithetta.livejournal.com/6829.html?thread=105645

Undercover Partners, by choccy_grl: In a non-descript office building in London there is a secret government anti-terrorist department called simply The Department, previously known as CI5. Rated R. Jack/Ianto. 4,786 words. http://choccy-grl.dreamwidth.org/79106.html

W-Section, by basingstoke: How Janet came to be at Torchwood. Rated 'Unspeakable' by the author, which means about PG-13. Jack/not sure you really want to know, Jack/Ianto. 948 words. http://basingstoke.dreamwidth.org/362509.html

We held gold dust in our hands, by amanda_r: Lisa did not die at Canary Wharf, and life did not turn out the same for anyone. Rated NC-17. 63,000 words. http://amand-r.livejournal.com/401160.html

Welsh for Beginners, by derryderrydown: Jack likes Welsh. A lot. Crackfic. Jack/Ianto. Rated T. 591 words. http://derryderrydown.livejournal.com/1312316.html#cutid1


1. Reparation
The first thing that pops into Owen's mind is, of course, 'Fucking hell,' and after checking Jack's pulse and finding it sluggish-to-gone, the second is, 'But he'll come back.' Then, he sits back on his heels, stares at the fucking dent in the side of Jack's head, and thinks, 'I killed a man.'
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Published: 5-30-13 - Jack H. & Owen H. - Complete
2. In an Instant reviews
The universe likes to surprise him with new and interesting ways to fall in love with people who will later hurt him.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-13 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
3. Don't Pay No Mind to the Demons (They Fill You With Fear)
'There was something in the air, something tight and tense, like the sky before it broke open and rained. Like the fabric of the universe, stretched close to tearing.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Published: 5-2-13 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete
4. Searching reviews
Waldo doesn't know where he is.
Where's Waldo? - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-8-13 - Complete
5. Love on the Campus of Dragons » reviews
The golden age of the fencers of Camelot University may have come to an end as a betrayal rocks their foundations. Can Merlin bring them back together? Or will another secret tear him apart as well?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-8-13 - Published: 2-20-13 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete
6. Serendipity » reviews
I considered 'The Flotsam and Jetsam of My Mind,' but that's a bit cheesy. Various Tochwood shorts of varying rating and genre. Latest: Ianto is hiding something, Jack is lonely, and Christmas doesn't turn out as they'd planned.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-22-13 - Published: 8-19-11 - Complete
7. Valley of Shadow reviews
Ziva is alone.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-13 - Complete
8. Black Blood reviews
All I ever wanted was to fly.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-22-13 - Complete
9. The King's Gift
Jonathon's first Midwinter as King isn't going as well as he'd hoped.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 3-22-13 - Jonathan IV & Thayet - Complete
10. Signifying Nothing: An adaptation of Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 5
The assignment was to take nine lines from Macbeth, the well-known 'poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage' monologue, and turn it into a sonnet, retaining as much of the original wording, emotion and intention as possible. Who thinks I'll get a good grade? :)
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 3-22-13 - Complete
11. How to Spread True Christmas Cheer reviews
Rose and the Doctor inform Jack of her culture's traditional holiday celebration.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-21-12 - Rose T. & 9th Doctor
12. The Best Present of All reviews
Christian's been acting so distant recently... Ollie finds out why on Christmas morning.
Verbotene Liebe - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-21-12 - Oliver & Christian - Complete
13. CommunicationTranslation reviews
Jack discovers that there's been an error in communication.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-12 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete
14. A Load of Goat's Testicles » reviews
A Surprise Sexswap occurs in the midst of a perfectly normal day in Cardiff.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-10-12 - Published: 11-4-12 - Complete
15. The Sequel of Sex reviews
1. A sequel to A Load of Goat's Testicles. 2. A really biased, barely edited ramble about the logistics of Hawt Tardis Console Sex , sex-aids that are really good for your serotonin levels and how to deal with 'It's Complicated' when you don't have a Face book (I'm kidding. That's not in here. Or is it!).
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-12 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete
16. Perception Filter reviews
Rhys isn't a CSI, but he can tell when something's not quite right.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-12 - Rhys W. & Ianto J. - Complete
17. A Crime Against Humanity reviews
Someone has stolen something extremely valuable from Torchwood, and Jack's team must try to find it while their captain is incapacitated.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-12 - Jack H. - Complete
18. The Truth About Gifts reviews
Parker's trying to figure out the perfect Christmas present.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-12 - Parker - Complete
19. First Sight reviews
Aly's Midwinter was rather boring and very pointless.
Trickster series - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-12 - Complete
20. In the Back of Your Mind reviews
Nothing's wrong. She's just very focused on her work.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-12 - Abby S. & Ziva D. - Complete
21. Overcoming the Past (And the Future And If There's Time, the Present) reviews
I'm not quite sure how, but I've somehow ended up as the on-call couple's counselor to the most infuriating three-person couple you could imagine.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-12 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete
22. If At First You Don't Succeed » reviews
Jack would let the whole universe die, just not him.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-1-12 - Published: 10-26-12 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
23. Half-Life reviews
AU. Ianto returns to a dark flat every day and hopes that his husband will be there.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-25-12 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete
24. Even the Most Rambling Paths Lead to Rome » reviews
After she helps Sherlock fake his death, Molly finds it difficult to look John in the eye. She tries, though, and finds that he's not at all what she thought he was, and maybe, just maybe, she isn't either.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 11-12-12 - Molly Hooper & John W. - Complete
25. Recreational Magic Use Can Be Detrimental to Your Health reviews
Written for the prompt 'Gwaine is hit with a curse that destroys any garment he wears. Nobody is unhappy about this until he goes into battle unprotected.'
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-17-12 - Merlin & Gwaine - Complete
26. Gift Hunt reviews
Simon tries to find the perfect present for a crewmember.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-17-12 - Simon & Jayne - Complete
27. The Shadow
'She would open her mouth to call out to them, or to whisper, and would close it again, the silence around her undisturbed by her presence.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Published: 11-17-12 - Martha J. - Complete
28. Domain reviews
She shouldn't have refused him. Written for the prompt "Lookit the wild girl, dearie - doesn't she almost seem human?"
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-14-12 - Ozorne & Daine S. - Complete
29. By the Light of the Moon reviews
Sometimes, something going wrong can lead to something going really right.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-12 - Neal C. & Mozzie - Complete
30. In Sickness and In Health reviews
Lassiter sprains his knee on a case and has to stay home for days. Shawn lets him watch all the cop movies he wants.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-12-12 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete
31. Disguises and Surprises reviews
How the English language ruined Tony's vacation plans.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-12 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
32. Life After Love reviews
There's a right way to love, and a right way to grieve, and this is neither.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-12 - Zoe W. & Inara - Complete
33. Five Times One of Them Wanted Out reviews
The night before their wedding, Jack and Rose reminisce over their relationship while they try to write their vows for the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-12-12 - Rose T. & Jack H. - Complete
34. The Sword of Damocles » reviews
Xover w/ DW TRHPS. It's Jack's turn to choose the Tardis's destination, so of course he wants to go to the planet of Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. However, instead of a 24/7 hedonist's paradise, the Tardis crew stumbles upon something terrible. Will Rose, the Doctor and Jack escape Transsexual alive, or will Jack's attachment to an attractive stranger doom them all?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-10-12 - Published: 11-4-12 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
35. Home Is reviews
Jack and Ianto have just bought a house, but instead of celebrating, they're barely getting along.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-4-12 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
36. Beautiful Veins and Bloodshot Eyes reviews
The unspoken rule is that you do what you have to for family. For Tim, his team is his family, and right now, one of them needs him.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-4-12 - Tim M. & Ziva D. - Complete
37. The Mental Process to Acceptance reviews
Seeley's feeling very strange, and very conflicted.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-4-12 - S. Booth & L. Sweets - Complete
38. Tri-Share Dividends reviews
They don't care whether Peter or Neal is the father, but it's difficult when no one knows that it even could be Neal.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-4-12 - Neal C. - Complete
39. Parallels reviews
Five times Leon and Morgana came together, and one time they didn't.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-12 - Morgana & Leon - Complete
40. Creative Gifting reviews
Being rich makes Christmas shopping decidedly less interesting.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-4-12 - Parker - Complete
41. I Wish I May, I Wish I Might reviews
Marshall enjoys a silent night on the WitSec roof.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-12 - Marshall M. & Mary S. - Complete
42. Warmin' Up reviews
Serenity is very cold, but Inara is warm. K/I.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-4-12 - Kaylee & Inara - Complete
43. Even the Blackest Nights Have Stars reviews
Sandry's nightmares are getting worse, and she's willing to do anything to stop them.
Circle Opens - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-4-12 - Complete
44. Inheritance reviews
Hamlet: 'Who is to blame for passion's early death'
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-27-12 - Complete
45. The Candles in the Shadows reviews
On the longest night of the year, the citizens of Camelot snuffed out every lamp in they owned.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-25-12 - Merlin - Complete
46. For a Given Weight of Crazy reviews
Hardison learns something about Parker that changes the way he sees her.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-25-12 - Alec H. & Parker - Complete
47. You meet someone over coffee who changes your life reviews
Written for the prompt 'Glee, Blaine/Kurt, an in the closet teen seeing them on a date.'
Glee - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-25-12 - Complete
48. Why the Lab Didn't Get Decorated That Year reviews
Angela tried to get her colleagues excited about the holidays, but it just wasn't meant to be.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-12 - Angela M. - Complete
49. Moving Forward reviews
Breaking a heart doesn't stop it, even if Ianto sometimes wishes it did.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-25-12 - Ianto J. - Complete
50. This is the world we live in reviews
The aftermath of the Battle shows Ianto a different perspective on life.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-7-12 - Ianto J. - Complete
51. Not Dull
Written for the prompt 'Supernatural/Sherlock, what does the world's greatest consulting detective do when confronted with cold hard evidence for the paranormal' Knowledge of Supernatural not required; I certainly don't have any.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 10-7-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
52. Fantasy reviews
Morgana has plans for Emrys. Written for the prompt 'the fantasy was better than the reality'.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-12 - Morgana & Merlin - Complete
53. Cruel and Unusual Revenge reviews
Puck isn't happy that everyone's forgotten about Hanukkah.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-12 - Rachel B. & Puck - Complete
54. Technically On Time reviews
He's not /really/ late, honest!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-12 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
55. Renewal reviews
The first snow of the season brings back painful memories for Booth.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-12 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
56. A Matter of Life and Death reviews
Michael is called to his mother's house on urgent business... but all is not as it seems.
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-12 - Michael W. & Madeline W. - Complete
57. First Christmas reviews
AU. A perfect Christmas in Dusseldorf.
Verbotene Liebe - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-12 - Oliver & Christian - Complete
58. The True Spirit of Christmas reviews
Shawn has devised a brilliant way to win Christmas this year.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-12 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete
59. Pointers for Scrooge reviews
This is one battle that Allison Cameron is determined to win.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-12 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete
60. Christmas Spirit and Lack Thereof at Sacred Heart
JD acts like JD. Dr. Cox acts like Dr. Cox.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 9-21-12 - John D./J.D. & Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
61. How we knew Jesus would be the bad guy in 2x7
What happens when you combine these kids with religious traditions.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 9-21-12 - Complete
62. Closing Time reviews
Tony gets a little thoughtful after the shop has closed up.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-12 - Tony D. - Complete
63. A White Christmas in the Black reviews
River tries to make Serenity feel more Christmas-y.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-21-12 - River - Complete
64. Two Christmas Evils reviews
Mary is, shall we say, not one with the Christmas Spirit.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-12 - Mary S. & Marshall M. - Complete
65. Extinguish reviews
Ianto's seen his share of fire and ice. Written for the prompt '"Fire and Ice" by Robert Frost.'
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-12 - Ianto J. - Complete
66. Evil Spells reviews
Written for the prompt 'Evilitis.' Arthur gets cursed, yet again.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-12 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete
67. A Matter of Choice » reviews
AU. Jack is back, but his team has lost faith in him. Jack must decide how dedicated he is to Torchwood in order to earn back their trust. Meanwhile, he's trying to cultivate a new relationship with an attractive barista who's hiding a secret of his own. Will Jack and Ianto be able to balance the hidden parts of their lives, or will the secrets they're keeping tear them both apart?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,138 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-7-12 - Published: 8-29-12 - Ianto J. - Complete
68. Calendar of Counting Rings reviews
'Ianto has aged so much since the first time Jack truly saw him, eyes huge targets of red and blue and black after his lover had been vanquished… He's aged so much, but he's still got so far to go.'
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-4-12 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
69. Meant to Be reviews
Written for the prompt 'Jack/Ianto, They meet at Torchwood University.'
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-23-12 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete
70. Together reviews
There is one timeline, dusty and forgotten like the book that falls behind the shelf in the library. Written for the prompt 'If the world ends, I did it for you.'
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-12 - Lisa H. & Ianto J. - Complete
71. The Adventure of the Standing Stones
Written for the prompt 'Solving a mystery at Stonehenge.' I decided three mysteries was more in-character.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Published: 8-12-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
72. The Corner of a Straight Line reviews
Written for the prompt 'Sherlock discovers that John is a rape victim.'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
73. Partners in Crime reviews
John cares that everyone in London thinks he's sleeping with Sherlock, but she doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
74. Somewhere, It Happened Like This reviews
When Dubenich approached Nate with a team and a plan, Nate saw an alternate future where Dubenich won. Can Nate convince four supernatural thieves to join him when he's not even sure of himself?
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-2-12 - Nathan F. - Complete
75. Love Amongst the Roses
Lark is only trying to protect Rosethorn from dehydration, but perhaps charity isn't all she has in mind.
Circle Opens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Published: 7-16-12 - Complete
76. Surrender reviews
I know you think that I shouldn't still love you, or tell you that/ But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it, where's the sense in that? Songfic for Dido's 'White Flag.'
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-12 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
77. The Annual Job reviews
Eliot's old partner shows up one day, in his customary manner.
Crossover - Torchwood & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-12 - John H. & Eliot S. - Complete
78. Seeing Red reviews
Why the team never wears red.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-14-12 - Complete
79. –Funeral
John is quite certain this is not Sherlock. Mainly because Sherlock never made the tea and the only time he ever made coffee for John was when it was for an experiment.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Published: 7-13-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
80. Time Enough for Two reviews
All Merlin wants is to have some quiet time with his lover... what could be more important than that?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-12 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete
81. Safety in Numbers reviews
They spend their lives looking over their shoulders.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-12 - Complete
82. Ways to Say I Love You
Blaine writes songs for Kurt, but he's too embarrassed to show him, because they're /really bad/.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Published: 7-13-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
83. True Immortality reviews
'He really hopes they don't make a big deal out of this.' Written for the prompt 'The Doctor is/was Merlin.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-12 - Complete
84. Don't Ever Change reviews
Neville always thought his dæmon would stay a toad forever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-12 - Neville L. - Complete
85. Dancing Non–Traditionally reviews
When Ianto asks after one of Jack's stories, he gets an anthology. Five people/aliens Jack slept with whose gender identities can only be explained with complicated flowcharts.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-12 - Jack H. - Complete
86. Catching Up With the Sun » reviews
Jack, Owen and Toshiko are imprisoned as inanimate objects. Unable to speak, move or even breathe, what can Jack the pocket watch do to save the world from invasion, his team from insanity, and himself from a broken heart? Full summary inside.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-1-12 - Published: 5-16-12 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
87. Dark Inside, and Full of Diamonds
Perry writes to Biff Loman, a man he met for a few short minutes in prison. Unexpectedly, he learns a lesson about life. Crossover between Truman Capote's 'In Cold Blood' and Arthur Miller's 'Death of a Salesman.'
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Published: 3-3-12 - Complete
88. Shine in a Different Light reviews
One night in December, Shawn suddenly realizes what he's gotten himself into. Written for an 'itchy feet' wish fill. Shassie.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-12 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete
89. Bi Any Other Name reviews
Given how open and accepting Torchwood is, Gwen thought she'd have an easier time convincing her teammates she's bisexual.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-18-11 - Gwen C. - Complete
90. On Destroying the Universe reviews
Jack's had a headache all day, and it's gotten worse- the Rift is quaking and Jack has to explain a tremendous tragedy to his bewildered team.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-28-11 - Jack H. - Complete
91. Brave and Restless Dreams reviews
'He doesn't love this woman, he hates her, except he can't. Can't hate her, as wonderful as she is, can't not love her. Yet how can he love her, when she's lied to him, used him, cheated on him? When she loves someone else' Eliot/Sophie, songfic.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-8-11 - Eliot S. & Sophie D. - Complete
92. Final Night reviews
Prequel to 'New Day'. Jack's team thinks his actions during and after 'Cyberwoman' went too far, but Jack still isn't convinced he's done enough.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-19-11 - Jack H. - Complete
93. New Day » reviews
"There's a man on the porch, and he's covered in blood!" When Arthur Talbert goes to run off the no-good drunk who scared his wife, the man he finds is not what he expected.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 12-14-10 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete
94. Defining Ianto » reviews
Torchwood Three is blackmailed into accepting a London agent into their midst, and they're not happy about it. Meet Ianto Jones, friendly archivist who's trying to figure out who he is and find a place in Cardiff. AU, multiple pairings.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,800 - Reviews: 489 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 3-11-11 - Ianto J. - Complete
95. A Portent and a Promise reviews
'His mother was a vot'ress of my order/... And for her sake do I rear up her boy/ And for her sake I will not part with him.' This is the story of Titania's vot'ress, and of the fairy queen's promise.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-11 - Complete
96. Why Everyone Should Carry Bug Spray reviews
Something strange is going on with Gwen... but why is Ianto the only one to notice? I suppose this could be Gwen-bashing, but I really just thought it was hilarious. Short fun crack!fic, several ships.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 3-31-11 - Ianto J. & Gwen C. - Complete
97. The Cardiff Job reviews
When a Rift alert and a mastermind's plan collide, sparks will fly. Janto and minor Nophie, plus a surprise pairing!
Crossover - Torchwood & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-11 - Ianto J. & Sophie D. - Complete
98. Pray for Summer's End reviews
"...so cold." After the events of Exit Wounds, Jack's outlook of the world has changed.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-11-10 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
99. What Comes Next reviews
'"You're saying you gave up Heaven just so you could see me?" "Yes," Ianto answered seriously.' Post-CoE, fix-it-y, but canonically correct up to S4 spoilers. J/I, suggested T/O, Tosh/Tommy, Tosh/Mary, Owen/Katie, Owen/Diane, Ianto/Lisa, Jack/Estelle
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-20-10 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
100. Love Lives On reviews
For the last four years, she's woken up in the morning and reached for him. And every morning, she's woken up with empty arms.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-21-10 - Parker & Alec H. - Complete
101. Break the Silence » reviews
"I tell you I love you and all you can say is 'don't?" "Life isn't a fairy tale, Ianto. There are no happy endings." Will an argument over 'those three little words' be enough to break Jack and Ianto up forever? Janto, Gwack? General angst. No CoE.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 8-10-10 - Published: 7-31-10 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
102. There's More Than One Kind of Insomnia reviews
Jack wakes up in the middle of the night to find that his newest, shyest employee is still there.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-2-10 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete
103. In This Moment, I Am Happy reviews
"You thought I'd quit? You thought I'd run away? What would he think of me then? What would G-" He swallowed hard. "He wouldn't want me to run away." Character death, no ships.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-30-10 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete
104. a time–crossed love reviews
"The Doctor's going to fix everything. The world will be set to rights. Everything will go back to the way it was." "I don't want things to go back to the way they were."
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-10 - Toshiko S./Tosh & Ianto J. - Complete
105. Missing Steps reviews
Set after The Parts in the Sum of the Whole. 'We've finally crossed the line, and now we're walking around like nothing's different, as though the icy daggers of glass aren't cutting into our feet with every step we take…' B&B.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-12-10 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
106. So Long Ago reviews
He's tens of thousands of years old, and he wonders exactly how much he's forgotten.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-10 - Jack H. - Complete
107. Whisper reviews
Ianto is affected by a mist let loose by an unidentified alien. He seems to be unconscious. But what's really going on inside his head, and why are his eyes open? Ianto whump, Janto, songfic.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-1-10 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete
108. Leverage Reborn » reviews
AU. Tara didn't meet the team because Sophie left. She met them just as they were torn apart by something far more devastating.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-16-10 - Published: 3-7-10 - Eliot S.
109. Friday When It Rained reviews
"I'm not coming back. There's no fixing this." "There's nothing to fix, Kate! You're not dead, you can't be!" Song!fic, Post-Twilight
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-14-10 - Tony D. & Kate T. - Complete
110. Sweeter reviews
Those quiet knocks on the door make his heart freeze, but is he just kidding himself that this means anything more? Owen/Ianto, implied Janto, Owen/Tosh. Angsty, not sure of the rating, and what happened to the happy ending I was planning!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-6-10 - Owen H. & Ianto J. - Complete
111. What It's Not » reviews
Timothy Speedle finally sums up the courage to ask out his colleague in the Trace Lab. But it's not a date, he's adamant. Speed/OC, E/C.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,788 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-7-10 - Published: 6-30-09 - Tim S. - Complete
112. The Waiting Room » reviews
It felt like time had stopped, like the world had stopped, and all that was left was the waiting.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,972 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 1-31-10 - Published: 9-1-09 - Complete
113. Poisoned Pineapples reviews
Shawn celebrates National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day... but could it be the death of him?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-29-09 - Shawn S. - Complete
114. Pie à la Love reviews
A surprise visitor from LA throws a wrench into Booth's plans. B/B, Brennan/you'll-have-to-read-to-find-out.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-26-09 - Colby G. & S. Booth - Complete
115. Love Connections reviews
This is a total crack!fic. Stella/Fornell, Stella/Flack, Stella/Mac, Lindsay/McGee, Danny/Flack, Danny/Tony, Tony/Ziva, Ziva/Flack, Mac/Gibbs. I have no idea where this came from.
Crossover - NCIS & CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-09 - T.C. Fornell & Stella B. - Complete
116. Sleeping Patterns reviews
Ziva's always been able to sleep anywhere.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-09 - Ziva D. - Complete
117. The Young Man on the Mountain reviews
Brennan, Booth and Zack begin the investigation of a young man who's skeleton was found high on a mountain. Zach gets wet, Brennan gets literal and Booth gets thoughtful. Minor B/B, mostly humor.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-19-09 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
118. The Drive in the SUV reviews
Dry cleaning, deer-related vehicle collisions and Hodgins knowing a bit too much about the seedy side of corporate retreats... an everyday drive in that black SUV.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete
119. Break the News, Not the Hearts reviews
Brennan's method of interviewing may need to be tweaked a little bit...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-09 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
120. Water on Their Cheeks reviews
The aftermath of a death that strikes Tony much harder than those in the past. Death!fic, minor Tiva, if that's what you want to see.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-1-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
121. What's Your Name? reviews
You said you don't have a name, but everybody has a name." How Eliot got his name.
Crossover - Psych & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-8-09 - Shawn S. & Eliot S. - Complete
122. Tease reviews
A job at a strip club isn't going too well, so Parker uses her surpising skills to finish the job. Eliot/Parker.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-19-09 - Eliot S. & Parker - Complete
123. Spontaneity Isn't That Bad reviews
Mornings like these, Carlton would curse Shawn's random decisions with a passion. Mild Lassie/Shawn slash.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-28-09 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete
124. Nightmares » reviews
The team's in trouble, and it's up to Alec to save them. Will his computer skills be enough?
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 8-13-09 - Alec H. - Complete
125. Walking Sleep reviews
A job goes wrong, and Eliot has to rely on his team to get him out of danger when he can't help himself.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-09 - Eliot S. - Complete
126. Believe reviews
Three years later, Parker wonders why she believed him. AU, Post-Second David Job, songfic-ish.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-15-09 - Parker & Alec H. - Complete
127. Friends and Family reviews
Parker gets hurt, in more ways than one, and Sophie's there to help her feel better. Minor Parker whumpage, teamfic.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-10-09 - Parker & Sophie D. - Complete
128. Take It Back reviews
Why Eliot doesn't like guns.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-18-09 - Eliot S. - Complete
129. Opening Act » reviews
Mary is determined to avoid Marshall's invitation to the opera.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 7-15-09 - Complete
130. Behind the Mask » reviews
Set in 'Dead Man Walking,' Tony looks back on his time with Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-28-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D.