hey...so this is my profile...im am 17, live in new Jersey and am currently obsessed with fanfiction...i love to do crazy stuff, waiting for mr. right, and a complete nerd...also, i am of the female gender if anyone was confused on that point...

i'll only give u one guess who the blonde and guy are reading the book together in the desert are in my avatar...if your lost, check my stories...

Jammin Jabala (I'm his pimp) once gave me a description of myself after i described him:
"You do know allot about me. Well I think I know a little about you.
You hate anyone who is a jerk and focuses on the outside rather then the inside.
You like joking around and somehow get along with annoying freaks like me. Also ur really nice to people you care about and ure just waiting for a guy whos right for you."

Penguins Are Teh POWER (she gets to be bold cuz she is my buttercup and GOLSLSH FANGIRL) describes me on her profile as:
Looove this girl. She's my baby love, and she writes the best Bentley/Penelope Sly Cooper fics out there.
Check her out if you're a Cooper fan, you won't regret it.
She's grown so much since the start of her fanfiction adventure (yes, I've been stalking you since then, baby).

my best friend Lizzy describes me as:
"the pain in my ass that i wouldn't get rid of for the entire world's supply of candy.
she is the smartest person i know, that still kicks her computer in the exact right spot to get it working again.
knows the best people, and always has a feeling of who is a total bastard.
why she puts up with me, i have no clue.
also, i think she is a total creep for writting about Sly Cooper. lol g2g SHE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!! AHHHHHH!!"

FAVORITE QUOTES

"Okay Penelope, I’m in position with your hover-spectrometer."
“Rodger Bentley. Let’s light this candle!”
“Be still my heart!...she made an obscure NASA reference! Why do the girls always have to go for Sly! It’s just not fair!”
“What was that? I didn’t read ya?”
“Uh...nothing. I was just saying that we’ve got fair winds for lift-off.” lol :

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand." -Albert Einstein, co-creater of fanfiction

“No, I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about the youth of America, maybe the whole globe. I was raised on the belief that with a little grit, determination, and good old fashioned can-do American spirit, there was nothing that couldn’t be accomplished, I mean we’ve gone to the moon and back for pity’s sake! True, even before then I had the wool pulled up from my eyes and saw the truth, that the world doesn’t really work like that and that there are a ton of bad dudes who really get a kick out of hurting people and would rather choke than just go with the flow and let others be free, but still. Check this, forty years ago the youth of America was ready to fight, really fight, tooth and nail, against practices of government they didn’t believe in or want, and against a war half the world away that none of them asked for. And they did, they fought, and I was there with ‘em, they may have lost, but they still fought. But in my years, I’ve seen a real decline in that spirit as time went on. Gone are the days that American youth would gather in mass to oppress tyranny and wrong doing by their own government, no, the good fight’s been abandoned. Nowadays, rather than protecting the rights and lives of their fellow man under the ideals of peace, all kids these days care about is what color the next brand iPods come in, or what sparkly vampire their hoodie supports, or from what third world country which actress is adopting a child from this week. They say that with the internet, this generation is more in touch with the world around them, but from all I’ve seen, Myspace, blogging, and, bleh!, Chocolate Rain, American youth seems more alienated and shut in than ever. I mean, c’mon! Seriously! What has happened to the spirit of America?!” -Grimm Gun (part of my single most favorite story on this website, Sly 4: Way of the Thief...sorry to everyone else, but this story rocks!)

"Well let me give you a summary on crime and being a thief in general. Being a thief makes life so much more easy, fun, exciting, laughable. It makes you feel more relaxed and in control. Some people just do it for the rush but thats only half of it. Its truelly a challenge. We find a target and learn its weaknesses, we attack with the method found best and do it constantly until we are either defeated or triumph over the target. You may think that we could feel guilty, well sometimes it feels right to do so, if we see a black markets ripping people off we strip them of their products, if we see unfair high prices we take them for free, if we see a rich snob his pockets gone in a second and if we're caught we just laugh, especially when someone threatens us with the 'law' they can't do nothing, their power is simply words jotted down on a few peices of paper. Its impossible to stop crime since its in everyones head, arresting just one criminal isn't going to change anything, theres about six billion people in this world, every single one of them capable of committing crime. Crime can't be bullied, beat, reasoned or negotiated with, crime just wants to watch the world burn." -BentleyWiseTurtle (from How the Cooper Gang Meet)

"What makes me who am am is the POWER OF IMAGINATION...and saracasim with loads of profanity added." -Pasta16

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Story ideas:

-what if...sly like penelope?

-what if...bentley didn't break his legs

-what if...penelope instantly feel for bentley

-what if...penelope left bentley

-how zeya fell for murray (stalker...)