Author has written 3 stories for True Blood.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
I'm an angel. The horns are just to keep my halo straight.
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at horror movies, then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops up.
Stuff about ME: I'm 17, a girl, and live in Vegas. That's right, be jealous! We do all live in casinos. lol. So, I enjoy warm sunny days and calm walks on the beach. No, not really. I love reading, music, writing, and the computer. I don't even care that it sounds a bit sad that i think i might just die if something happened to it. Let's see, what else? I'll try anything once, more if I liked it.
As of now, I've Written/Completed 1 story, while i am STILL writing 2 stories.
I apologize to all those who might not think I update as quick and often as they might like. I honestly do try my best. But seriously, not to sound all bitchy, but back off! lol. Really though. I know what's going on as I write. It's just the HOW that's all going to happen that I get stuck in. I bet a lot of you guys go through that too. Besides, I don't very well think you guys would appreciate just reading random crap just because I didn't want to spend time developing the story. Feelings, actions, the characters, and much more randomness must be taken into consideration before you can read it. Not to mention that a lot of inspiration comes in from my friends and just plain daydreaming! Unfortunately, I don't just sit at a computer and BAM! beautiful chapter after chapter done. Believe it or not it doesn't happen(although I wish it did). I respect others in when concerning this subject. All I ask is you all give me a chance as well.
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JUST QUOTES I'VE COME TO CHERISH ;)
"Excuse me, but we're not nerds. We prefer the term 'Intellectual Badass'."
"Perfection is a waste of time." -unkown
"I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!... I'm just criticizing your every move. -Me & a friend
"You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin-LOTR-FotR
"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART." -unknown
"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil." -unknown
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!" -unknown
"I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not." -life
"Being normal is for freaks."-unknown
"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown
"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight." -unknown
"Whenever I have trouble sleeping, I count the buckles on my straightjacket." -unknown
"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you." -life
"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown
When life gives you skittles, throw them at your enemy and scream "Taste the rainbow, you b-tch!!" -unknown
"All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." -unknown
"Wouldn't life me amazing if sweat pants were sexy, Mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you feel fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, boys weren't confusing and goodbyes were only till tomorrow?" -unknown
"I apologized, do you want me to mean it too?" -me
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!" -unknown
"The cops never find it as funny as you do." -unknown
"If you can't beat them, join them! If you can't join them, bribe them! If you can't bribe them, blackmail them! If you can't blackmail them, kill them! If you can't kill them, you're screwed!" -unknown
"War does not determine who is right...war determines who is left" -unknown
'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'
'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'
OTHERS FROM MORE RECOGNIZABLE SOURCES:
"I love those moments... I love to wave at them as they pass by." -Captain Jack Sparrow
"Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!" -Patrick Star
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
What does that make us?
Absolutely nothing!" -Lord Dark Helmet & Lone Star (Spaceballs)
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620
*The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism*
If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi, darksidesparkles, Earthwhisper, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620
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I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, Lostsouloftheunderworld, Darkangel620
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, lostsouloftheunderworld, DarkAngel620
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 ZaraPotterCullen,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, WolfDog127, Slytherin Queen 1.30, lostsouloftheunderworld, DarkAngel620
I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.
(: A stranger stabs you in the front;
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
When life gives you Edward Cullen, smile evilly and go to your stash of weapons.
I stopped listening ages ago, why haven't you stopped talking?
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door
I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.
A fail so epic, it's almost a win.
I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?
BOLD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU.
No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...
Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people
-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"
I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...
-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...
I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all
Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't think your ignoring them...
Just because my best friend isn't my gender doesn't mean we like each other!
Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on
Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...
I hate it when people flirt with the person I like
Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of
I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how did I forget the answer?
Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer
Actually, your wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry.
I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say
I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!
The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name
I hate hearing my voice after being recorded. It's so awkward!
Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.
Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it
Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too
"Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3...
Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks
Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you
"Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me."
Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before
Meeting new people who you instantly get along with
Walking with your friend and randomly pushing them into someone/something
The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?!
if you could read my mind, you would need therapy.
WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!
"YES, WERE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."
"Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it."
I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!
Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you
They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing
When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling...
If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room
Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?
"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...
The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over
Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!
I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying
Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!
Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...
Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign
Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, your in another world
Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.
I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
I HATE MONDAYS!!
Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment
Teacher: "Put your earphones away." Me: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"
Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you.
When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :)
Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side
Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy
I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!
Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago
When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"
"The dude with the dreads and the Northface." -- "You just described half the school."
Mon ]; - Tues :(- Wed :/ Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (^.^ )\m/ - Sun (-_-)
Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid
You think dance isn't a sport, I'd like to see you try it
"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...
DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?
It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept
"Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."
Your parents are nice." "You should see them when your not here..."
Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it
Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun
Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you...
After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."
"Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??"
I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D
"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah.." "Okay, then I'm coming..
That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head
"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-
I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone
Re-discovering music you used to love
The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school
Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life
"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-
Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right."
1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?
I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong
If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know
"-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(
Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back
All the snow made me realize how much I love summer
When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them
When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer
I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit
"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"
Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood
HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!
When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!"
"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...
"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED
I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...
5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!
Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall
There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try
It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.
When you walk in late and everyone stares at you
I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm"
When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze
I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later
If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)
I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher
Mom/Dad were in public...don't...don't do that...
I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real
Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center
It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...
"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."
Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned
If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now
Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?
"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you
When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up
"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out."
Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!
"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.
I love when I find money I forgot about!!
"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."
That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you
I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...
Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"
I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel
WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand
Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap
Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"
Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper
"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"
Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think
I make plans THEN ask my parents
I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!
"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."
Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?
I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten
Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory
The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!"
"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."
I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes
"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!"
I don't know, google it
When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...
We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal when Someone's Just Giving Us Gum
"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."
I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name
I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason
I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)
Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."
You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend
"I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person
I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja
Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING
Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...
Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?
Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!
"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."
I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you
I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!
"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!
FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)
Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too
DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!
Listening to a certain song over and over again :D
Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)
Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered
Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)
As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...
I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin’ soda"
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
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