I pretty much read and offer my 2 cents worth for suggestions and ideas to stories... well pretty much Naruto stories and crossovers.

Perhaps the best explanation of D-Rank missions I've ever read in all of fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3929411/54/Chunin_Exam_Day#

Thus far Naruto himself has become the Legend of the Gutsy Ninja ...read manga Ep 442 if you don't believe me...

The best bleach episode has been Ep 272 on the anime

Has anyone else noticed that the Moon Eye Plan sounds eerily similar to the Matrix???

HOLY CRAP! Now we're adding in Star Wars to this Moon Eye Plan???

Yellow plus Red equals ORANGE... it all makes sense now

We all know Naruto likes... LOVES ramen. We also all know that Teuchi and Ayame make said amazing ramen... but what if that's not the only thing they do? Teuchi's name can mean "making noodles by hand" (手打ち). However, the same word can also mean "killing someone with one's bare hands." Ayame's name can mean iris (菖蒲) or pattern (文目). However, it can also mean "to murder" or "to wound" (危め).

What if they were once some of the most deadliest and dangerous ninjas in the entire Elemental Nations? What if their secret was kept safe...until the Kyuubi attack happened?

Basically the premise is that Teuchi and Ayame are Uzumaki's that were sent to keep Kushina safe when she was sent to the Leaf Village. What if they continued their promise to keep the Uzumaki family safe and did the unthinkable and took little Naruto in after the sealing?

Teuchi, Ayame, Naruto family.

Pairings are up to you; Harem, if you so choose to, limited to only 2-3 girls

Naruto's skills? well that's what this whole thing is about!