To quote Radiohead:
But I'm a creep
I feel kinda like a voyeur here, looking through a keyhole into a private women's club, or something. But...I am hooked like the rest of you gals. After reading the books, I wanted more. I found more here on FF by sheer dumb luck in late 2008. Still totally addicted.
I'm not that bright, so I rarely leave reviews. I do however leave the occasional comment and a :Thanks!!!
Random likes and dislikes: (in no particular order and not that anyone gives a shit)
I like beer and assorted adult bevereges, eating, reading (duh!), shooting, eating, long walks on short piers, eating, fics that DO NOT END TRAGICALLY! There can be a "ton o angst" throughout the story as long as Bella and Edward are together and don't die. There are some extremely well written stories out there where Bella or Edward literally go to hell and back and then the author kills them. Why?
Canon couples only. (No main characters and chipmunks...etc.) Here is something that bugs me: Why is Edward almost always afraid of Charlie and his gun??? I don't get it??? I do love funny fics. I love fics with massive UST. I don't need or want a lemon every chapter. I don't do slash.
I love the first Alien movie. I absolutely hate the song: Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) by Looking Glass. I want to kill the singer. (with Charlies' gun. or one of my own) A few of my fav songs: 7 and 7 Is, and Alone Again Or by Love (late sixties), Tattoed Love Boys by The Pretenders, How Soon is Now? by The Smith's, P J Harvey's take on Highway 61 Revisited. I hate Dr. Phil. What a quack. (I saw an ad for him on FluffyLiz's profile)
I own a plastic wind up Godzilla and Q-Bert. A Red Ryder BB Gun. (I still have both of my eyes) A Tiki Bar. A 5" long trilobite. A stuffed frog. A house. A Fender Strat. A turntable. (that needs work) A wild boar's head.
I do not have: A chin. An ass. A brain. A memory. A job. Money.
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