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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Twilight, and Last Song.
I couldn't finish you because of the stupid heat wave, and now, I have no strength to continue on...
If anyone would like to adopt it, please notify me!
FULL NAME: Darian Jennifer MacCuish Rudderham
NICKNAMES: DJ, Dobe, Dare, Dare-bear
BIRTHDAY/YEAR: August 7th, 1995
EYES: brown, sometimes look black
HEIGHT: 5 foot 3 inches
WEIGHT: 100 pounds
RELIGION: Pagan/Will of Fire
CAREER: Student/FF writer/ Babysitter
DREAMS: To become an Art teacher, Singer, Actress or famous writter :D
HOBBIES: Writing, drawing, singing, acting, video games, manga, anime, playing with my dog
LIKES: Same as my hobbies :D and cake :D
DISLIKES: Alot of stuff, it would take to long to do up XD
FEARS: Heights, being picked up, white snakes, Orochimaru(whata pedo-snake, he'll come and like, rape you in your sleep XD), and a few more stuff...
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. (So fun xD)
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sensei.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(Trust me, that's HARD!)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe
If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Uchiha Sasuke or... Uchiha Itachi, Obito, Naruto, Sakura, Kiba, Hinata and... Shikamaru
2. What is your favourite pairing(s)? NaruHina or SasuSaku
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? none... darn
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: My Parents refuse to order anything, and I don’t kno where I can get any :( It’s depressing
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character If so, who? Sakura, becoz I have anger issues, have a big forehead (over 3 inches! :() and lurv my Sasuke~ that way, I could also end up with Sasuke
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina all the way
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku, no hesitation
9. Which team is your favourite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7. All Hail Kakashi.
10. Do you support the obito theory? Not really, but I do lurv Obi-Chan with aaaaaaaalllll my heart! I lurv him to bits, and wish he didn’t die. I would rather Kakashi have only one eye, then for Obi-Chan to die.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Umm, he is
12. Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi hands down, if not Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Konan or Aloe Vera (Zetsu)
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? That all depends on him, not me
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? no, the manga is sooo much better, I only have the attention span to watch the English dubs anyway, sooooo... yeaa...
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? hells yeah, I’m itching for the update
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ADD? No. ADHD? Yes. Color-blindness? No doubt. Orange and Blue? I think not honny!
17. Sub or dub? Dub, coz I don’t have the attention span to read that much, I barely have the attention span to watch the dub XD
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura, age doesn’t matter, I lurv Saku-Chan, she’s like mah sistah!
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Tobi is a GOOD boy!... annoying
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara, a.k.a leader of the Akatsuki
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy Beast! Who do you think I am? I’m not blind, he’s obviously hawwt!
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara, Sasori, and/or Haku
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome... annoying, but awesome C:
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Neji, perhaps he could be... not obssessed with his hair, and a jerk to Hinata in the begginging >:/
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Duh
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YOSH!
27. Do you like lemons? innocent whistles
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My Dad does, he thinks Sasuke’s clan is the “Pepsi Clan”... I must admit, I laffed. He also likes Lee, and makes fun of his eye brows.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I tried, but could not stand to watch past episode 2.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? No, I have not
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? ... My sister.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yesh, I also drew a curse mark, and a gerbil classmate screamed: HOLY F! IT”S THAT THING IN SASUKES EYES!! IT”S THE-... THE-... “SHARINGAN!” I had to say...
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' ...Mr Welcher
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? ...yes, it brought my English mark up a bit, coz I had to study more before I could read an update :(.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Happily, no. I’m broke becoz of Vampire Knight. It brought on my Pocky Addiction
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? but of course!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? HA! No way!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Yes
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Indeed he is swoon
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes. A few. Nina, Kerrii, Bree, Yukiko, Yumiko, Rei, Emiko, Emi, Itachi, and a few more
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Without a doubt.
1. YOUR REAL NAME:Darian
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Darizzle (WHHAA?)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Black Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name):Jennifer Rankin
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Red Cafe Mocha
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Adiasde
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):Marie
6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Angel
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
If you believe Sakura and Sasuke belong together copy and paste this to your profile!
Sakura:Do I ever cross ur mind?
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really.
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sakura: Choose--me or ur life
Sasuke: My life...
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
Riddle's will be on hold for a few weeks
St.Ives-- 1, he was the only one going to St Ives, he only met the man and his wives on the way there
Popular objects-- Hourglass and a sundial
Death-- He stood on some ice and waited for it to melt
Words-- Smile; because it's a stretching mile after an 's'
St. Ives-- None
Popular objects-- No Hugs Peach
Death--Rosemary (No Hugs Peachs Mom)
Words-- No Hugs Peach
My epic (allthough awfully done!!) SASUSAKU MOMENT! This is from Volume 8, during the Chunnin Journeyman ninja test!!
srry bout the name, i don't know where the heck it came from XD
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!
A Billion Other Reasons:
Songs that I have to make a small dedication too:
The inspired my writing :D
Chapter One: Thanks for the memories-Fall Out Boy
Chapter Two: Feel the disease-Kissing Violet
Chapter Three: Tiny Heart- Flyleaf
Chapter Four: Broken Wings- Flyleaf
Chapter Five: Hero- Escape
Chapter Six: A Little Too Not Over You- David Archuleta
Chapter Seven: Remember the Name- Fort Minor
Chapter Eight: According to You- Orianthi
Chapter Nine: They’re Over Their Heads- The Fray
Chapter Ten: Perfect-Hedley
Chapter Eleven: Better off dead (song name: Over my head I'm better off dead)- Sum41
Chapter Twelve: Concrete Angel- Martina Mcbride
Chapter Thirteen: Tattoo- Jordin Sparks
banner I made out of boredom, better version later?:
Shattered--Song that insipred my One Shot--
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